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Some punks have gone from arguing that Sneijder should be no 1 to arguing that he should at least be ahead of Iniesta.

The way Cougar came into this thread fellating on Sneijder, you would have thunk Sneijder was paying his rent.

Now we know the punks who should be labelled as football nonentities.

Sneijder? Are you kidding me?

How can anyone watch the season Xavi and Messi just had and put Sneijder in the same sentence? Certain punks follow ephemeral fads. Sneijder will get washed away like tears in the rain where big boys are talking footie.

Like I said previously, no one is begrudging Sneijder the top three, but the top two are not even in his stratosphere.

As for Diego Milito, he's been woeful this season so he hasn't done himself any favours.

If I was to pick one player from Inter team to join the top three, it would undoubtably have to be Maicon (no Gareth retorts please!)

As for the punk with shaky knowledge of fractions, how does 26/29 signal a better return than 34/35?

SR is simply the best!

I am Tamuno Ibime from Borokiri

And I approve Eldee's message

They couldn't guess the complexities and sabotage that would come with trying to produce electricity in Naija.

Anyway, give em the land to cultivate the rice, and if they fail to achieve 6000 Megawatts, WE WOULD CONFISCATE THE RICE!!!

Arshavin should be shipped out like yesterday.

The guy simply does not protect possession of the ball. He gives it away so sloppily by trying some stupid flicks. His lackadaisical attitude to preserving possession is an insult to his team-mates who work hard to win the ball for him only for him to fritter it away.

ARSHAVINS TIME AT ARSENAL IS AN UNMITIGATED FAILURE!

Goodluck Jonathan is SO desperate.

He is behind the move to make lawmakers automatic delegates as he has bought over the NASS to vote for him.

He is also behind the move to stage the Presidential primaries before the Gubernatorial so that Governors won't stab him in the back after they've clinched their ticket. Its obvious Governors are resisting these moves cos they plan to ditch GEJ after clinching their ticket.


Mr Jonathan, leave that seat alone. You will soon kill yourself. Greedy man.

If she wants our sympathy, she should reveal where he stashed his loot.

Shebi na dem tief together.

When he was rendering Nigerians homeless, educationless and lawless, she no talk anything.

Infact make she freeze more sef. She never start.

These Govs need to stop speaking out both sides of their mouth.

You can't support GEJ and still be asking for Presidency in 2015

[center][size=14pt]A ignominious end to a glittering career[/size]
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[center]by Simon Kolawole, ThisDay Newspapers[/center]


Borokiri Boyz FC have announced the termination of Tamuno Ibime’s contract by mutual consent. Rumours had been swirling around the Garden City of Port-Harcourt today that a managerial change was in the offing. The rumours were prompted by team proprietor Rotimi Amaechi cancelling all his engagements and heading in his convoy to the Civic Centre off Aggrey Road where it was believed that he would meet with Tamuno Ibime. Governor Amaechi even sent his deputy Tele Ikuru to receive visiting  President Goodluck Jonathan, apologising that he had a very important matter to deal with.

Rumours reached feverish proportions when Ibime did not take the morning training session which was delegated to assistant manager Oriala Krukrubo. This was the first time Ibime has missed a training session in 20 years, apart from two days last season when he was struck down with swine flu. Ibime was said to be preparing to defend his performance to the Governor and board of directors.

As wind of the unwinding developments reached the media, fans started to trickle from Lagos Bus Stop, Harold Wilson, Churchill and surrounding areas of Borokiri, converging on Aggrey  Road where the Governor’s convoy was accosted by irate fans demanding that he reconsider his decision. Marching to chants of “Pere Ibime, Amanyanabo of Borokiri”, the Governors convoy was forced to proceed at snail’s pace as it was enveloped by marching protesters causing traffic all the way back to Nnamdi Azikiwe Road.

Whilst some fans reacted with fury to the impending developments, a tiny minority saw Ibime’s sacking as inevitable. According to one witness “things haven’t been going well, but to be honest, we don’t want to cut ties completely with Ibime. He is a legend at this club and we would prefer if was let go in a dignified manner, and perhaps given a position as director of football.”

In truth, the sword of Damocles has been hanging over Ibime’s head for the last four weeks, however, the straw that broke the camel’s back came last weekend when Southernplayalistics overtook Borokiri Boyz on the EPL table. According to sources, Governor Amaechi cannot stomach the fact that a representative of Delta State sits above Rivers State on the table.

So, the dye was cast. According to sources, Amaechi walked into the meeting with Ibime demanding an explanation for recent poor form. Ibime tried gallantly to defend himself but all his efforts were floundering, leading Amaechi to conclude that there was no option but to wield the axe. As the tension rose in the meeting room, the crowd outside continued chanting Ibime’s name, leading Amaechi to cover his tracks by forcing Ibime to accept a mutual termination of the contract, buffered by a £10m severance payoff.

And so, Maximus exited the arena. There were tears as Ibime bade his final farewell to staff at the club, and certain players were seen blaming themselves for his departure, particularly Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda and Johan Elmander. Ibime tried to console them but to no avail. So, a giant of the game said his final farewell and exited into history as the most successful manager in the history of the EPL.

Borokiri Boyz quickly released a statement thanking Ibime for his sterling service and expressing their regret at his departure. Borokiri Boyz also moved quickly to name his replacement, Hans Westerhoff [/b]as the man to take Borokiri Boyz forward.

[b]Hans Westerhoff is the first foreign manager to coach Borokiri Boyz and it remains to be seen how the fans will take to him. A lot will depend on the teams performance against Octopus XI this weekend.

As we say hello to a new chapter, we also bid farewell to one of the greatest tacticians the game has ever known. Tamuno Ibime will remain a legend for years to come.

This Day Press Release:


Unbelievable breaking news coming out of Civic Centre PortHarcourt.

Troubled manager Tamuno Ibime is believed to be in a meeting with team owner Rotimi Amaechi.

Chinese whispers indicate that they may be negotiating a severance package.

We are about to witness the first managerial casualty of the season.

If these rumours are true, it will spell the end for the EPL's most colourful manager after decades of success with the Port-Harcourt based club.


More to follow. . . .

Aganga is a coward jor!

Where was he when Remi Babalola fell on his sword?

Boyz are still not smiling o!

I know of several contracts procured by CBN last year. One particular contract I am in the know about was for technical experts to develop of a yield curve for Nigerias corporate bond market. We've just seen the Flour Mills bond issue, which although a pittance by Western standards represents the largest corporate bond issue in West Africa, and portends a good omen for the future development of our corporate bond market. If these CBN expenditures to develop technical capacity is the kind of expenditure David Mark is talking about, then I dare say he is a fool of the highest order to compare such expenditure to himself and his fellow rodents gnawing the national cake for no purpose except their bellies.

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Now this bobo no fit even fork again.

And the heartless barbarian is giving testimony in church.

I'm sure some stupid born agains must have been clapping. Na so we dey take religion deceive ourselves.

White man done go far o!

See as dem just recolonise us whilst we dey mumu.

Its time for African Union to start taking a leaf from South America's book with regard to control of our own resources.

Boyz are not smiling o!

From 1st to 13th in 4 weeks.

Even Ichiro done pass me sef.

Anyway, I take Gateway corresponding poor form console myself.

We shall rise again.

WHO HAVE I OFFENDED IN THE LAST 6 WEEKS?

I am ready to make restitution.

Lord send me a sign.

Edoyad, no run!!

Which one be hiatus abi na hibernation. If you like take sabbatical sef.

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Boyz are not smiling o!

AT ALL AT ALL!

My captain copped 1 point this week.

I copped 21 points and Jaybee copped 22.

My highest point scorer was Foley.

When did I offend the Gods? Yayoto o!

Infact, this must be storm before the calm.

I command points to come my way in Jesus name. Thank you Lord. The storm is over now. I claim my victory through the blood of Jesus. Get the behind me all Ekwensu and Mami-Water. MY GOD HAS PREPARED GREAT THINGS FOR ME. Thank you Lord for these trials and tribulations for I know you will put more on me that I can bear. It is well with my soul, with my team and with my transfers. Holy Ghost shabalakama Jesu trabamamamakosa.

AMEN!!!

Hmmmm. . .ElRazur, shebi you get experience for HMP?

Yes, Belmarsh would suit properly whilst his wife is lounging in Holloway womens prison.

Ibori is a dead man.

If his wife can cop 5 years, he better prepare himself for 10 years in Wormwood Scrubs at least.

New year, New thread.

All true Gunners stand up!!!

Signing in. . .

This is a strategy, not a mutiny.

Boys are not smiling o!

See insult.

Gayyners dey ask how are proposing to bridge the gap.

This calls for Dayokanu-like response.

The most important we need right now is a replacement for Mikel and another defender.

Ballack hasn't been replaced either. Lot of people underestimate the speed of Ballacks passing.

Abeg, abeg, Kalou plays best off the bench. Last 20 mins is when he's most effective.

Some peeps are starting to Sturridges level now. Sturridge can be a solution for us if deployed correctly.

Ramires

I don't know what to say!

As Nateevs said, he is just another body in the midfield. I thought he might bring his goalscoring form, but all we are seeing is the very UNbrazilian play he displayed in Confederations cup.

Kai! I've never seen a midfielder of his technical level playing for Chelsea since Eddie Newton.

DD has missed so many penalties 4 CIV, I don't know what business he has taking pens for Chelsea when Lamps and Ashley Cole (best penalty taker) are on the pitch.

Anyway, at least we saw a positive reaction in the 2nd half.

We are still in the title race. . .just!

I'm glad Ancelotti realised how useless dat boy Mikel is.

On to the next one.

Come on!!

Let's get Lamps in the game to win this!

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=566718.msg7320488#msg7320488 date=1292172623]It's more of personnels than tactics.Replace Ramirez with Lamp or Josh who cantake over creativity job and make Essien and Mikel concentrate on their defensive job and everything will be back to normal.Take away PF who's obviously scared of Bale's pace and runs and replace with Bose who can match andmark him likeDa Silva did for Man U and the team is balanced.Doyou realise the burden this PFis placing on the others in the MF and D?[/quote]Thats why I miss Makelele cos he will immediately step into the space between PF and Ivanovic.

Ramires is a waste of space.

The only function he can do right now is move to right-back where hes got the stamina and speed to face Bale, then bring Josh or Lamps into midfield.



This is Chelseas worst run in over a decade.

Gullit, Vialli, Ranieri and JM got sacked for less than this.