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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 1:21am On Mar 15, 2010
^^^Our wingers next season should be Malouda, Zhirkov, Anelka, Stoch, Kakuta. . . and on occassion Sturridge.

Thats enough width for me. We need to get replacement/competition for Ballack (Jack Collison or Yoann Gourcuff) and a replacement for Mikel (Wilson Palacios hopefully). . .a cost-effective deputy for Asley (Maynor Figueroa) would also be welcome. . . then we're set!

Whilst I like Mikel's passing game, our current set-up requires a fast DM to stop counterattacks. . . so Mikel should leave, unless we revert to JM style football of half-pressing (pressing in our own half with 7 men behind the ball at all times).

Di-Santo to Blackburn was a mistake. The lad cant express himself playing Christopher Samba style of football.
Politics › Re: Hunger Looms …as Hausa Traders Stop Food Supplies To Other Parts Of The Country by Ibime(m): 10:13pm On Mar 14, 2010
Shebi when the Hausa traders warned you lot of their impending strike, una been dey laugh. . . . hehehehe. . . hunger go fire una if una no speak to LASTMA and the other extortionists dat hamper their trade.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 10:09pm On Mar 14, 2010
[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=362607.msg5692038#msg5692038 date=1268597053]i wonder y those boys dont get enuff appearance in d 1st team. 2 make matters worse, Stoch hasn't featured this season[/quote]Stoch is killing it with Twente in Holland. . . they're top of the league by 5 points. . . now Ajax and PSV wanna sign him. . . and his contract expires next year, so he is seeking assurances of first team footie from Chelsea before signing anything.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Overseas Told To Come Home and Fight by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Mar 14, 2010
Those of us who would like to see the dissolution of the geographical entity called Nigeria were bred with this break-up mentality from youth.

This is the prevailing mentality in the former South-Eastern region of Nigeria.

Growing up in PH, all our elders used to talk about how good it would be if the South could seperate from the North.

Are those elders also living in the diaspora?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 8:12pm On Mar 14, 2010
Inter lost 3-1 to Catania this weekend. . . . lets hope we can do the same on tuesday!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Ibime(op): 7:45pm On Mar 14, 2010
@ A-40,

See your mouth last week like King of South-South. . . after only one week, I don overthrow you. . . The King is dead! Long live the King!



@ all fellas,


You lot need to step your game up. No man born or woman can beat me in the H2H league. So far, only a computer (Average) and a woman (tubabie) have beaten me.

I am willing to bet that I will not lose to anyone with testicles from now till season end.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba named African Player of the Year 2009 by Ibime(m): 1:59pm On Mar 14, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
DD anyday!

Motivation anybody?
You know you are talking nonsense when you start talking about SPIRITUAL things.

What has DD motivated his team to win?

Since DD became a big player at Chelsea (2006/2007), Chelsea have only won 2 FA Cups. In DD's first 2 seasons (when he was a peripheral figure), Chelsea won almost everything.


UCL final, Eto made Vidic look like a mug.

UCL final, Vidic made DD look like a mug.

Which of these has anything to do with motivation?



Please, please, please, DD can only be compared to Eto in the irrational realm of the spiritual, hence the reference to such intangibles as MOTIVATION.

Like I've said DD can NEVER play for Barca cos he cannot play touch football. If Eto achieved anything at Barca, its because he has the technique to play there. . . something Drogba can NEVER have in his life. . .
Christianity Etc › Re: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by Ibime(m): 1:45pm On Mar 14, 2010
Joagbaje:
So whats the big deal about financial partnership?  are you not ashame to bring your greed to the public. How would you expect the ministry to run the different arm such as internet ministry, Free Rhapsody, Loveworld TV. Do you know how  many billion the devil is using today to sponsor evil on the media. Partnership is biblical. Jesus collected money from several people for his ministry. We must continually give for works of ministry.

You are more than a spy. you are a "false brethren". If you can ridicle a church you attend , publicly. what are you still doing there? If you dont belive in what they do , go somewhere esle.
SHUT THE PHUCK UP!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Arsenal [1 - 2] On Saturday, 13th March by Ibime(m): 11:42pm On Mar 13, 2010
nateevs:
6mins of extra time and very poor goal keeping. . .
I hope Ibime is still awed at the manner Arsenal dispatch the smaller teams.
Dont watch that blood, just ready my money. . . 3 points is 3 points. . . how many points did we take from the KC stadium?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by Ibime(m): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Arshavin scored b ut his losses are making me see why BENDTNER NEVER SEEMS BURDENED BY EXPECTATIONS OF HIM!
Confidence is everything in football. . . its better to be an arrogant Arrow like Bendtner than a shrinking violet like Eduardo.

Bendtner is actually a narcissist. . . if he plays abysmally, he will still come out and tell you he's the best player in the world. . . gotta hand it to the kid. grin
Sports › Re: Clottey Vs. Pacquiao - Can The Ghanian Win? by Ibime(m): 11:34pm On Mar 13, 2010
Im gonna record this and watch it tomorrow. . . its an uneven contest, so no need watching it live.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba named African Player of the Year 2009 by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On Mar 13, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Ibime

who would have tot BARCA would parade VALDES, ABIDAL, I REMEMBER HARUNA BABANGIDA & GBENGA OKUNOWO PLAYED FOR BARCA . . .

Technique my foot . . .DROGBA CAN BE THE BEST PLAYER ON HIS DAY!
Why are you calling goalies and defenders names here?

Its so bad you have to call Harunas name (who never made a single appearance for Barca first team).

Okunowo only played a handful of games for Barca (at Barcas worst point in the last 20 years). . . and even then, only when Reiziger got injured.

Face it, you cant claim that Drogba would score more goals than Eto at Barca. . . cos Barca will NEVER sign a player like Drogba to lead their attack!

Camp Nou fans will boo DD off the pitch when they see his first touch. They used to grumble at Mark Hughes poor technique (whose first touch and passing is twice as good as DD). . . talkless of DD!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham [4 - 1] On Sat. March 13th by Ibime(m): 5:49pm On Mar 13, 2010
Droooooooooooooooooooogbaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham [4 - 1] On Sat. March 13th by Ibime(m): 5:36pm On Mar 13, 2010
Malouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham [4 - 1] On Sat. March 13th by Ibime(m): 5:15pm On Mar 13, 2010
Droooooooooooooooogbaaaaaaaaa!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Ibime(op): 3:58pm On Mar 13, 2010
Nice one Muki!


[quote author=A-40 link=topic=373612.msg5682855#msg5682855 date=1268442015]All in all i still lead you where it matters and that makes me the Undisputed King of the Dirty South-South[/quote]Whats the point in finishing 20th in the main league and remaining trophyless (<Insert Gayyner joke here>wink. . . . at least Im bringing a trophy home to our fans at the Yenagoa Township stadium! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba named African Player of the Year 2009 by Ibime(m): 3:55pm On Mar 13, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Etoo is no where in d 6 top scorers list in Italy, explains if DD were to be chanced to play for Barca, guy go tear net like hell!!!
You are forgetting one thing. . . not everyone can play for Barca!. . . . Barca only accept players with a certain level of touch and passing ability. . . . Mark Hughes for example was despised in Barcelona because they disliked his gra-gra style of footie. . . . despite the fact that he was one of the hottest striker in the Premier League. . . . so in other words, a player of Drogbas technique can NEVER play for Barca. . . not even for their B team!!!
Literature › Re: Murder On Koboland.com by Ibime(m): 4:49am On Mar 13, 2010
doyin13:
The victim, oh I see I forgot to tell you his name, curious name as well, Boniface Heineiken, his passport said. Not very African I am sure you are thinking. My informant tells me a section of the country have a penchant for taking European names. Their Vice President, another man from that section of the country he tells me is called Goodluck Jonathan. Don't know if this info would come in handy on those quiz shows you used to like so much.
You're a phucking joker man!  grin grin grin

Heineken is a Dutch name and cannot be found anywhere in the Niger-Delta!  cool

Anyway, why do you write in quaint English? Its too long to read all these. . . I would prefer to read this in rap format!
Politics › Re: Am Back To Nairaland by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On Mar 12, 2010
You cant make a comeback. . . nobody noticed you been gone!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Ibime(m): 10:47pm On Mar 12, 2010
Good to know. . . I hope one muslim nucca hasnt put her in purdah. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Ibime(m): 10:05pm On Mar 12, 2010
Just checking. . . angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Mar 12, 2010
debosky:
Dudu has been a mixed bag - some good performances and many poor ones.
Some good performances ke?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Mar 12, 2010
@ Crizzle,

Have you heard from Muki recently?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 9:20pm On Mar 12, 2010
Oh yeah. . . .in other news, Chelsea offered Joe Cole a new contract with a 40% pay cut. . . in other words, phuck off!

Ballack was offered a 50% pay cut. . . and will accept.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Ibime(m): 5:29pm On Mar 12, 2010
Ramon Azeez. . . . hehehehe. . . I laugh in sign language.

Ramon is no less than 26 years old. . . . this is courtesy of allboyz who grew up in the same neighbourhood . . . . he claims that Ramon used to come to his block to razzle chicks (this was when allboyz was still pre-pubescent). . . .and Ramon used to send him on errands back in the day. . . . allboyz is about 21 yrs old.  grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba named African Player of the Year 2009 by Ibime(m): 1:23am On Mar 12, 2010
Drogbas CAF award is purely political to placate him for losing out to Kanoute in 2007.

How can Sammy Eto who copped 36 goals and won everything last season lose to Drogba who only copped 14 goals and an FA Cup. . . or did Ivory Coast win the World Cup?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Ibime(m): 1:21am On Mar 12, 2010
Drogbas CAF award is purely political to placate him for losing out to Kanoute in 2007.

How can Sammy Eto who copped 36 goals and won everything last season lose to Drogba who only copped 14 goals and an FA Cup. . . or did Ivory Coast win the World Cup?
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Split 'vs' Merging With Ghana? by Ibime(m): 1:17am On Mar 12, 2010
hehehehe. . .what rubbish. . . if that were to happen, Ghana must demand that Nigeria be its exclave rather than the other way around. . . how can civilised Ghanaians be ruled from barbaric Abuja?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Concludes Plans To Set Up $8m W'cup Village In South Africa by Ibime(m): 1:15am On Mar 12, 2010
hehehehe. . . this has to be the joke of the century. . . EFCC must step in immediately.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by Ibime(m): 12:29am On Mar 12, 2010
@ tkb,

which of them lekes in the pic is yours?

Can I have any of the other three. . . hook me up brother. . .  cheesy
Politics › Re: Nzeribe At It Again; Calls On Military To Take Over! by Ibime(m): 12:23am On Mar 12, 2010
For no other reason than fighting to subvert the will of the electorate after June 12, Nzeribe should have no place on any National podium. In any self-respecting nation, Nzeribe would be a political hermit and an object of derision worthy of being pelted with tomatoes at any marketplace in Nigeria.
Rap Battles › Re: Streetwize In The Booth by Ibime(m): 10:00pm On Mar 11, 2010
You say Im no 1. . . I reply that Im a complex number!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!

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