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^^^Our wingers next season should be Malouda, Zhirkov, Anelka, Stoch, Kakuta. . . and on occassion Sturridge. Thats enough width for me. We need to get replacement/competition for Ballack (Jack Collison or Yoann Gourcuff) and a replacement for Mikel (Wilson Palacios hopefully). . .a cost-effective deputy for Asley (Maynor Figueroa) would also be welcome. . . then we're set! Whilst I like Mikel's passing game, our current set-up requires a fast DM to stop counterattacks. . . so Mikel should leave, unless we revert to JM style football of half-pressing (pressing in our own half with 7 men behind the ball at all times). Di-Santo to Blackburn was a mistake. The lad cant express himself playing Christopher Samba style of football. |
Shebi when the Hausa traders warned you lot of their impending strike, una been dey laugh. . . . hehehehe. . . hunger go fire una if una no speak to LASTMA and the other extortionists dat hamper their trade. |
[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=362607.msg5692038#msg5692038 date=1268597053]i wonder y those boys dont get enuff appearance in d 1st team. 2 make matters worse, Stoch hasn't featured this season[/quote]Stoch is killing it with Twente in Holland. . . they're top of the league by 5 points. . . now Ajax and PSV wanna sign him. . . and his contract expires next year, so he is seeking assurances of first team footie from Chelsea before signing anything. |
Those of us who would like to see the dissolution of the geographical entity called Nigeria were bred with this break-up mentality from youth. This is the prevailing mentality in the former South-Eastern region of Nigeria. Growing up in PH, all our elders used to talk about how good it would be if the South could seperate from the North. Are those elders also living in the diaspora? |
Inter lost 3-1 to Catania this weekend. . . . lets hope we can do the same on tuesday! |
@ A-40, See your mouth last week like King of South-South. . . after only one week, I don overthrow you. . . The King is dead! Long live the King! @ all fellas, You lot need to step your game up. No man born or woman can beat me in the H2H league. So far, only a computer (Average) and a woman (tubabie) have beaten me. I am willing to bet that I will not lose to anyone with testicles from now till season end. |
Dr Kitaun:You know you are talking nonsense when you start talking about SPIRITUAL things. What has DD motivated his team to win? Since DD became a big player at Chelsea (2006/2007), Chelsea have only won 2 FA Cups. In DD's first 2 seasons (when he was a peripheral figure), Chelsea won almost everything. UCL final, Eto made Vidic look like a mug. UCL final, Vidic made DD look like a mug. Which of these has anything to do with motivation? Please, please, please, DD can only be compared to Eto in the irrational realm of the spiritual, hence the reference to such intangibles as MOTIVATION. Like I've said DD can NEVER play for Barca cos he cannot play touch football. If Eto achieved anything at Barca, its because he has the technique to play there. . . something Drogba can NEVER have in his life. . . |
Joagbaje:SHUT THE PHUCK UP!!! |
nateevs:Dont watch that blood, just ready my money. . . 3 points is 3 points. . . how many points did we take from the KC stadium? |
Dr Kitaun:Confidence is everything in football. . . its better to be an arrogant Arrow like Bendtner than a shrinking violet like Eduardo. Bendtner is actually a narcissist. . . if he plays abysmally, he will still come out and tell you he's the best player in the world. . . gotta hand it to the kid. ![]() |
Im gonna record this and watch it tomorrow. . . its an uneven contest, so no need watching it live. |
Dr Kitaun:Why are you calling goalies and defenders names here? Its so bad you have to call Harunas name (who never made a single appearance for Barca first team). Okunowo only played a handful of games for Barca (at Barcas worst point in the last 20 years). . . and even then, only when Reiziger got injured. Face it, you cant claim that Drogba would score more goals than Eto at Barca. . . cos Barca will NEVER sign a player like Drogba to lead their attack! Camp Nou fans will boo DD off the pitch when they see his first touch. They used to grumble at Mark Hughes poor technique (whose first touch and passing is twice as good as DD). . . talkless of DD! |
Droooooooooooooooooooogbaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! |
Malouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! |
Droooooooooooooooogbaaaaaaaaa!!! |
Nice one Muki! [quote author=A-40 link=topic=373612.msg5682855#msg5682855 date=1268442015]All in all i still lead you where it matters and that makes me the Undisputed King of the Dirty South-South[/quote]Whats the point in finishing 20th in the main league and remaining trophyless (<Insert Gayyner joke here> . . . . at least Im bringing a trophy home to our fans at the Yenagoa Township stadium! ![]() |
Dr Kitaun:You are forgetting one thing. . . not everyone can play for Barca!. . . . Barca only accept players with a certain level of touch and passing ability. . . . Mark Hughes for example was despised in Barcelona because they disliked his gra-gra style of footie. . . . despite the fact that he was one of the hottest striker in the Premier League. . . . so in other words, a player of Drogbas technique can NEVER play for Barca. . . not even for their B team!!! |
doyin13:You're a phucking joker man! ![]() Heineken is a Dutch name and cannot be found anywhere in the Niger-Delta! ![]() Anyway, why do you write in quaint English? Its too long to read all these. . . I would prefer to read this in rap format! |
You cant make a comeback. . . nobody noticed you been gone! |
Good to know. . . I hope one muslim nucca hasnt put her in purdah. ![]() |
Just checking. . . ![]() |
debosky:Some good performances ke? |
@ Crizzle, Have you heard from Muki recently? |
Oh yeah. . . .in other news, Chelsea offered Joe Cole a new contract with a 40% pay cut. . . in other words, phuck off! Ballack was offered a 50% pay cut. . . and will accept. |
Ramon Azeez. . . . hehehehe. . . I laugh in sign language. Ramon is no less than 26 years old. . . . this is courtesy of allboyz who grew up in the same neighbourhood . . . . he claims that Ramon used to come to his block to razzle chicks (this was when allboyz was still pre-pubescent). . . .and Ramon used to send him on errands back in the day. . . . allboyz is about 21 yrs old. ![]() |
Drogbas CAF award is purely political to placate him for losing out to Kanoute in 2007. How can Sammy Eto who copped 36 goals and won everything last season lose to Drogba who only copped 14 goals and an FA Cup. . . or did Ivory Coast win the World Cup? |
Drogbas CAF award is purely political to placate him for losing out to Kanoute in 2007. How can Sammy Eto who copped 36 goals and won everything last season lose to Drogba who only copped 14 goals and an FA Cup. . . or did Ivory Coast win the World Cup? |
hehehehe. . .what rubbish. . . if that were to happen, Ghana must demand that Nigeria be its exclave rather than the other way around. . . how can civilised Ghanaians be ruled from barbaric Abuja? |
hehehehe. . . this has to be the joke of the century. . . EFCC must step in immediately. |
@ tkb, which of them lekes in the pic is yours? Can I have any of the other three. . . hook me up brother. . . ![]() |
For no other reason than fighting to subvert the will of the electorate after June 12, Nzeribe should have no place on any National podium. In any self-respecting nation, Nzeribe would be a political hermit and an object of derision worthy of being pelted with tomatoes at any marketplace in Nigeria. |
You say Im no 1. . . I reply that Im a complex number!!! HAHAHAHAHA! |
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. . . . at least Im bringing a trophy home to our fans at the Yenagoa Township stadium! 



