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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:55pm On Dec 26, 2024
Cucurella cost us the game. Nothing you want tell me. Big fool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:27pm On Dec 26, 2024
iamoyindamola:
Ibime have you watched the fight night the billion dollars heist?

Kevin Hart(Chicken man)really cooked that series
I started watching but dropped it. May revisit. It looked too stereotypical
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:12pm On Dec 26, 2024
I just realised Sancho is on £250k per week. That won't work for a permanent transfer, either he comes down to £150k or it will just be a season loan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:39am On Dec 26, 2024
GloriousGbola:
See as horror movie has turned hard nosed numbers man to protect my mental health gen-z grin

Nigga you a scaredy cat. grin

Na Ibime wey go watch exorcist as pikin and never enter toilet between 8pm and 6am again grin
Movie na to step down, no be to step up. Even Inception be like horror film to me, I can't come and disturb my brain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:38am On Dec 26, 2024
Sportsweb:
Funny enough, horror is my main type of movie before all this CIA, govt conspiracy and action movies. Jigsaw, Insidious and Final Destination Na my favorites.
Na Love and romance film be my NO NO, I don't have time for that.
Go and watch The Notebook or Benjamin Button, that's one romance movie you go enjoy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:31am On Dec 26, 2024
iamoyindamola:
Fear fear
Little blood scare you abi 😂😂
Gore for the sake of gore and mindfvck for the sake of mindfvck is not my thing. I dey protect my mental health.

I can't last ten minutes on all those SAW type movies, last horror film I watched was Butterfly Effect like 20 plus years ago. I watched Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil as a teenager and decided to stay away from horror film
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:08am On Dec 26, 2024
TrebleChamp:
You go need ban BlueRayDick, Iamoyindamola, afrodoc2 and maybe ibime from this thread for the bolded not to happen 😁. Na to use super speed scroll pass their spoilers be the way...
I don't watch squid games or anything in horror genre. It's a personal principle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:00am On Dec 26, 2024
Theflint1:
That long form book long die, I have it at home, but haven't had time to go through.
Yeah, I had to read that book on holiday. You can't read that book as a working man
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 10:59am On Dec 26, 2024
ariesbull:
stop bragging....with Cape Verde , an African country that people can travel using bus seff


I know Priar very well
You can travel by bus to an Island? Best be quiet and be considered wise than open your mouth and remove all doubt that you are a fool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:40am On Dec 26, 2024
This Count of Monte Cristo French language film is 🔥🔥🔥

For once, I had to drop my rules about watching movies with subtitles.

Count of Monte Cristo remains my greatest human story of all time, I have watched all movie versions and even read the long form book by Alexandre Dumas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by Ibime(m):
ObaIgwe1:
I want to resign. I have not been always lucky.
What are you waiting for, the club to pay up.your contract?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:09pm On Dec 25, 2024
reccy:
@ GloriousGbola, raumdeuter, BlueRayDick, Ibime, Emaprince, Amoto94 , itsrm
And others that might help.

I want to participate in this quiz competition by my senator to win 50k. Make una help me with some insight and direction.



#TaxReformBills

President Tinubu transmitted four executive bills to the National Assembly. A lot of opinions ensued and a lot of ordinary Nigerians are confused about the true contexts, possibilities and opportunities of these bills.

The bills are:
1. The Nigeria Tax Bill.
2. The Nigeria Tax Administration Bill.
3. The Nigeria Revenue Service Establishment Bill.
4. The Joint Revenue Board Establishment Bill.

“How can the northern region strategically leverage their resources and social influence to benefit from President Tinubu’s tax reforms to boost productivity and maximise economic development?”

Hint: Answers must focus on the comparative resource advantages any of the Northern 19 states.

Merry ChrisNatasha H Akpotir Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan

Kogi Central .
Ask ChatGPT then put it through humaniser
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:20am On Dec 25, 2024
Atleti loving the chaos causer. Their reaction after the Barca match. Swiz123 favourite ninny Felix never got this kind of love there

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:18am On Dec 25, 2024
Merry Xmas to all true blues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:18am On Dec 25, 2024
Merry Christmas to all
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 8:20pm On Dec 24, 2024
Appleyard:
I was shocked when he said Nigerians don't buy meat online.

Ibime is a certified plantation niggga.
Go to Slaughter like most Nigerians and stop making noise with online price
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:58pm On Dec 24, 2024
GloriousGbola:
My guy A Christmas carol is a story about a white guy.

Don't try to pull a scrooge on your bros

Show the way

So that this time next year prospa will not be hiding behind you guys when it is giveaway time.

Ibime we are still waiting for our reparations

Don't pull a kemi on us ooo
Christmas giveaway is Ramuzaki and Obainojazz thing. Press Obainojazz neck, he dey quiet this Xmas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:49pm On Dec 24, 2024
raumdeuter:
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Congrats big Chief. No forget my own giveaway oh. Make I drop aza?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:47pm On Dec 24, 2024
BlueRayDick:
As typical Nigerians, we no dey disclose the exact date and time of travel to avoid stories that touch.

One guy in my work place was relocating to Canada and last two weeks Friday was his last day at work. During the mini sendforth that was held for him, some people were shocked that his flight was that same evening and he never mentioned it to them days ahead.

I just laughed at them because I know their anger/surprise is unfounded ; I know they would've acted exact same way if they were in his shoes.
I grab, we be internet strangers sha, not village people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:57pm On Dec 24, 2024
BlueRayDick:
Lmao grin

You are obviously British and not Nigerian for u to be asking this question wey no get answer.
Before person get PR, you know say he is capable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2024
WhoDeyHause:
Walahi E loud pass banger, nigga's been steadily working on his Japa plans alongside his arms.
He finish work, not just Visa but Permanent Residency for the whole family
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:34pm On Dec 24, 2024
liveLongNprospa:
Started in April.
Entered pool in may
Got ITA in july
Completed documentation in September.
Got RFV in December
Got approval same December this year.


So yes.
We out😁
When you dey fly out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:14pm On Dec 24, 2024
liveLongNprospa:
Canadian PR
Wicked Abroadian!

Congratulobia, this one loud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:11pm On Dec 24, 2024
Unlimited22:
Go and slap 30m on the table for Dean Huijsen
Do Bournemouth look broke to you? Bournemouth wey dey sign multiple £30m players per season these days
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:09pm On Dec 24, 2024
iamoyindamola:
I will be there titi must collect wotowoto
Your own club legend shocked shocked shocked

Fake fan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:07pm On Dec 24, 2024
liveLongNprospa:
Omo.. PR secured for me, madam and smally.

This year ended great🎉
Wetin be PR
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:46am On Dec 24, 2024
BlueRayDick:
I thought as much; I mean having listened to Mikel talk on his podcast and normal interviews in the past, I just have a feeling Mikel doesn't think that way. Like he doesn't speak in a way that suggests he could have that line of thought and use exact same words.

If such words were credited to Boniface or Osimehn, I won't doubt it sha.
Well he grew up with PSquare brothers in Jos and Pepsi academy, not 2Face. His age will 0-3 years different from PSquare, not 2Face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:39am On Dec 24, 2024
BlueRayDick:
I still find it hard to believe that Mikel said those exact words: "Then, the same God who blessed you answered my prayers, and fame found me too". I don't know if it's just me or something else, but he just doesn't appear to me as somehow who would say those exact words.
AI generated text for clicks
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m):
dapoRead:
What can the minimum wage get you? To live in a proper house, you need 1300 for a studio assuming you don't want to live in a 250 Euro tiny room like that one in the picture. If you're using oil to heat your house which is cheaper, you get to pay at least 200. If all you're using is light, you will be paying nothing less than 300 Euro to heat your house. You are tuning that thin one just twice 1 hour each a day oh. Else, u are a gonna be paying nothing less than 1000 EUro to heat like you would in Lugansk, Kiev or even Lviv.. You can never ever compare to Russia.. In Lugansk, u will turn on the gas to heat your house from morning till night and be paying as little as 40 Euro.

What am i even saying? Guy just shut up. Ok. Shut up right.. Don't type again.. You don't know anything..
In Ukraine, even under war, gas is still cheaper, and electric bills are still cheaper.
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Just shut the fvck up if you don't know what you are talking about. See your stinking mouth like 1000 Euros energy bill. My energy bill is £175 per month and I live in a big house. I pay £230 every month for energy, mobile, insurance and one or two, of which the energy portion is £175

See your poverty mentality calculating cost of living as a JJC. The whole point of being a JJC is to hustle and grind/study to put yourself in a position to earn good money. Do you think you will go to Moscow as a student and not cocknyash in one bedroom same as in Dublin or London? How much is Moscow apartment compared to Moscow minimum wage and is it different to Dublins?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2024
Roland17:
I have never understood why the lead bike men for Nigerian Presidents and Governors have to be stunt drivers. What exactly is the use of performing stunts during a motorcade for a President?
To show you say dem agile and ready for whatever grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:05pm On Dec 23, 2024
diggz:
One thing is clear—you’ve got some serious issues going on, and they have nothing to do with me, you unstable mental midget.

I told you yesterday that you need to take a long, hard look in the mirror; maybe that’s where you’ll find the answers you’re looking for. It’s hard for you, I know…..because you’ve obviously decided not to take that route, so here you are again, making stuff up just to boost your overinflated ego. Miserable cvnt!

I know you’re brain dead, so let me run through the timeline that got us here.

I made an innocent post, and a couple of people pointed out it was a mistake. I admitted I might’ve messed up, but I clarified that I saw the numbers before the match started and just added the goal he scored to make it 20 goals.

Enzo or Disham confirmed that he had 20 goals for both last season and this current season, and I agreed that made sense.

Then you, unhinged and brain dead inbred, jumped into my mentions to correct something that was already settled. I jokingly mentioned airmark to come deal with you because, as always, you can’t read to understand a post or follow a discourse to see if your input is even needed. The post was meant to help your lazy self check if the conversation was already done before you jumped in, but no…. you just wanted the world to know you’re great with numbers because your biggest achievement till date is that you came first as a primary one pupil. Bros Atutupoyoyo, that’s literally over 35 years ago! Omo…. the miserable numbers in your life must really be dealing with you lol.

I knew I hit a nerve when I pointed out that you should deal with the numbers in your life before coming online to tackle numbers that aren’t your business in the first place. If being shallow-minded was a person, it’d definitely be you, bro. Seriously, bragging about a milestone you achieved over 35 years ago? LOL.

Honestly, you really need to look in that mirror because you don’t even know your capabilities as an adult. The undiluted foolishness you’re demonstrating online must be a generational issue since it’s clear no one ever pointed you in the right direction. You’re here telling someone else to type properly with adequate paragraphs when you’ve never shown the ability to do so yourself on this platform. Why don’t you focus on writing properly if you can? The nerve of you to say “Sees your mentions” while trying to correct someone else is the worst thing I’ve seen on here this year. You seriously need to check yourself into a medical facility ASAP

Feel free to list more of your primary school achievements, how you’re not poor but rich, and how the likes and shares on this platform matter to you. If no one has helped you this year, at least I’ve made you look in the mirror because your numbers at over 40 years old just don’t add up. If you’ve been in denial, you know now, and hopefully, you can start doing something about it.


Wishing you all the best in your miserable life. Miserable son of a b1tch. Atutupoyoyo!
We know what happened. An innocent mistake on your part. Lordfalcao allow it rest

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