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Unlimited22:
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He did NOT WANT THAT SMOKE

But that was just the smaller dragon wey make am run, what if he come meet Thermidor

SmartPolician:
Ifeanyi Ubah's judgement came sooner than expected. May the same fate defall all Nigerians supporting evil politicians, amen.

Nigerians have short memories

Ubah was one of the fuel subsidy pirates and don't forget how he jobbed Cosmas Maduka

https://saharareporters.com/2012/11/12/how-ifeanyi-ubah-swindled-me-n21bn-cosmas-maduka-thisday-newspaper

lordfalcao:
coach wey make Popizaino give up na who dem no suppose sack

On a normal day, Popi fit change mind about coach before clock strike 12pm so that's saying nothing

larrideX:
Na Yoruba.

Where you wan see English in 17th century old Oyo Empire?

No shaking, I hope it's worth reading subtitles. Subtitles movies must be 9/10 to worth am

Chelsea technical team are based on agenda, not facts

Agenda to drive out Chalobah, Petrovic and Gallagher, three of our most reliable players

Agenda to sack manager because of Enzo, our most unreliable player whose absence led to a 180 degree transformation in our fortunes

Agenda to state that Lesley Ugochukwu, Sanchez and some of their other wack signings they should be throwing out are part of a purposeful plan while sending out Andrey Santos and Petrovic

We don't have squad planners, we have politicians in charge, doubling down on their mistakes

BlueRayDick:
I stand with u, Nobody should follow Ibime’s mouth here when he criticize movies/TV shows o.

Those about to die is a very good watch; I’m currently on episode 8.

The show may not be on that Spartacus level , but I like the fact that they were real in some aspects . For example , the way Kwame has escaped being killed in the arena , it is real. They didn’t just make him a hero that was favored by providence like was done to Spartacus ; rather he has survived thus far due to either his mum poisoning the drink of his opponent ( who definitely has the ability and training to kill him ) or an emotional emperor saving his asss just to spite his brother .

Las las Ibime go later buy costume and camera begin shoot his own movie/TV series ni

Afrodoc done answer you

When it comes to Roman series, I will follow his recommendation.

For me that series didn't establish itself with any wow factor in the first 20 mins

If you doing an epic and can't grab attention in the first 20 mins, you're on a long ting

larride:
Ibime

House of Ga'a is out on Netflix

I hope it's in English, not Yoruba? I can't deal with subtitle films, make my eye no pain me

Wait, Joyce lost to Chisora? RIP to his career.

kingBolton:
Chalobah our best center back is the one available for transfer

Homegrown Profit FC

Elnino4ladies:
How are you watching this, and your conclusion is, it's just Preseason

Just when Poch understood his squad and got it right in the last 3 months, they sacked him for an experimenter

zeusis:
Na this sanchez them call ball playing??

The scout that signed the fake Spanish Jamaican should be shot on the blockos

Everyone could see he was a lethargic slowpoke at Brighton but someone thought it wise to spend £25m on him. Petrovic came in and was miles better but Petrovic is the one being chased for Jorgensen because they know Sanchez is unsellable

Unlimited22:
In Pep's first season with City he didn't win any preseason games.


Make the guy just chill abeg 😂😂😂

Even as bad as this display is you can clearly see what the man is trying to play

Pep had a poor first season

This Maresca has many red flags, from getting sacked for poor performance at Parma to wobbling badly with an overwhelming favourite in Leicester. Most importantly, he is an idealist who cannot (or refuses to) change tack when plan A is not working. And in Chelsea, plan A hardly ever works. Chelsea has always been a plan B or C team.

A40:
The woman talk I found even more baffling cos wetin I dey talk wey different from wetin everybody else dey talk here apart from stay alert and stay vigilant, be street smart in your dealings with the opposite sex. You spin am to hate and I'm like from where to where? Me that I'm pro choice?

Either way I apologize for bringing up the kids and spouses. They've always been off limits and I know better than that

It's all good my nigga, you fought a good fight and took the W

The women matter I done dey observe am since, and I'm sure others have. You dey like jump into woman matter incessantly . We are all men and guy mehn for that matter, but your own was bordering on becoming excessive

Ballzproblemm:
ibime wondering who are his opps liking a4o post because he was cool with everyone. 👀

I know them all, many niggas dey wey I done battle before on political issues and once na Trump matter I know who dem be

A40:
I have never had an issue with the nigga outside of normal football arguments. I no know say he don dey time me. Life and time has funny ways of exposing things sha. I was taken aback initially I'd be honest

Ain't nobody time you nigga, I never had ill feeling toward you. We were chatting normally, an observation I wanted to give you some weeks ago long before this Trump talk, but was distracted at that instant. Then when you started trumping far-right talk, I said now I see the pattern and where all that imaginary women enemies you are always chatting about was coming from. I remember all your anti-Trump talk cos I was there on that thread when you were typing them, ain't nobody stalking you nigga. Your political positions are well known.

As I raised the issue, you started cursing, I told you it's calm, you be my guy, but you started abusing again so it is what it is.

A40:
You're almost 44 posting pics of a minor kid on a public forum to a supposed failure.

Do you have any idea how much of a goofy you look right now

Not only did I mindfuck you to wail about the kids I abandoned and their baby momma you're posting minor babies too

Now you don't care if I have kids or not, so why have you been crying like a bipolar CPS officer since

Do you care, do you not care? Do I have kids, do I not have kids? All I want to know is what is it to you

I have told you ad nauseam. Nobody cares about your money you little weasel. Go and show that picture to the niggas begging you for money. No real nigga is moved by this

I am nowhere near that age and you are close to me in age nigga

My kids have always been on my profile nigga, there is nothing posted that is new

Worry about why you are close to 40 and speculating on another man family while living the life of a Sokugo wanderer with nothing to show for yourself.

After you finish ranting, you will still face reality nigga and reality is undefeated.

A40:
I'm spinning circles round this clown.

In your mumu mind ask yourself whether this means I have a kid or not. It's neither confirming or denying. Simpleton

You spinning circles around yourself fvck nigga

Trying to pass off you had a kid earlier today to feel among, and now trying to play games when it's obvious you can't be with your kid as a blue collar refugee and talking fvckshit about quotation you never used. Either way, just a continuation of your pattern of lies since I known you on here

It doesn't concern me if you got kids fvck nigga. You are either an absent father or you are childless, either way it spells failure

I got kids, I don't need to imagine them, and my kids live better than you ever will in your lifetime. My kids don't watch "sports and movies on tap", they play with your full Japa money like it's nothing.

A40:
I kept using 'kid' in quotation marks and you still didn't get the picture

Do I have a kid? Maybe maybe not either way. I don't know how this is any of your concern.

Where is the quotation mark here nigga?

A40:
You think I don't have a kid

Your whole life is a lie as it has always been

Nigga lie so much, he can't keep track. But truth never needs to second guess itself

Deadbeat nigga, reality is undefeated. After you finish lieing, you will still face your reality whether in Tinubuland or as a "refugee in 3 continents in 2 years with your kid in the same room while doing labourer work with no visa problem". Nigga can't even lie straight.

A40:
I kept using 'kid' in quotation marks and you still didn't get the picture

Do I have a kid? Maybe maybe not either way. I don't know how this is any of your concern.

Aren't you supposed to be verifying the paternity of your kids instead of worrying about my 'kid' and whether or not they are with me, with my Imaginary BM or they even exist? I hope imagination no go kill you at this rate

Refugee camp dweller, I don't care if you have a kid or not

If you do, to him it wouldn't matter cos you are a deadbeat who never existed to him in the first place

If you don't, I wouldn't be surprised since you are a serial failure in life at almost 40, talking about other made mens kids and couldn't start a family of your own.

And if you can't, go for sperm count, you are most likely a blank shooter.

Either way, you are a serial liar as always with nothing going for you

A40:
What refugee dweller and Sokugo wanderer is able to comfortably watch and follow his favorite sports anytime any day on tap. For over how many years. Think you fvckin slowpoke

Congratulations on your proof of means, same as 90% of Nigerians who watch sports and movies on tap

Ain't nobody stalking you nigga, I have known you on this forum for years. Always portraying fake life. But reality is undefeated.

A40:
Don't worry about me and my "kids" you have not brought any woman that accused me of abandoning my "kids" for all you know my kid is with me as we speak

Your baby mom with you too, while being a free agent? She sucking dïck in the same room you are with your kid, since she is a free agent?

Don't lie to yourself nigga, where will you get visa in 3 countries in 2 years with your kid while doing blue collar work

Save your lies for village people, not those of us wey dey ground who know how immigration goes. Deadbeat, you won't see your kid for years.

You are a born liar, always hiding your location, occupation and creating impression that you were abroad since I knew you on Nairaland 17 years ago.

A40:
Ol boy what is your fascination with security work. What security man has the luxury to be on Nairaland bantering and shit talking. In the midst of your intense rambling can't you pause have a lucid moment and think??

From your mouth to Gods ears niggas. You have been a liar all your time on Nairaland for 17 years, convincing us you were in Yankee but the below is clear. If no be security work, na something similar and something your are definitely "overqualified for".

A40:
Mr Man. Nothing is wrong with security guard, caregiver or whatever. They're all honest work and na human being like you and I dey do am. I'm overqualified for those posts though.

Mr deadbeat dad, after you finish lying to yourself, reality will hit you. You want to abuse your fellow man, his wife and kids, and you think broke shaming is off limits, while you are a failure in life, a Sokugo wanderer, a refugee camp dweller with a stray BM who is free to svck dicks upandan. Reality is undefeated nigga.

A40:
Mr Man. Nothing is wrong with security guard, caregiver or whatever. They're all honest work and na human being like you and I dey do am. I'm overqualified for those posts though. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Let's just say I'm a bit of a nomad. That's been in 3 continents in that time frame. The little God dey bless me with I'm content and chillin

Failure in life, na you want rain abuses, so don't play that honest man card now.

Mr Gullivers travels, after trekking from Libya to Malaysia to Slovakia in the last 2 years and cleaning yansh upandan, try and send small money to your BM so she doesn't have a nigga jizzing in her mouth for urgent 2k and kissing your kid thereafter.

Imagine raising shoulder and abusing a nigga who told you everything is calm and going on to abuse him again and thinking we still discussing issues and not going personal. Yes I'm a bastard and I'll overdo it once you go personal.

Ibime:
You be my guy, calm down, but you are becoming radical. Na just observation for now, no be fight. It is well.

You and I are worlds apart. You are parambulating the world earning pittance and won't see your kid for years or decades, Mr deadbeat, and talking about another man's kids. Reality is undefeated.

Just 2 weeks ago, I threw a party where a guest from Trinidad (in-law of a friend) shared his problem with me that he is an Engineer and his visa is running out next year. I told him I happen to line manage the Engineering manager in my company and hooked him up for an interview my direct line was holding for an engineer. But look at you, a Sokugo disease wandering nigga raising shoulder unnecessarily while doing security work or nyash cleaning somewhere in a god forsaken country and raising shoulder with a nigga who changes lives of people in positions better than yours.

Just 3 months ago a cousin ran out of funding for an installment for his PHD, I cleared most of it in May to buy him time till the next installment is due.

We are worlds apart nigga. I wish you finally gain Pali in whatever backwater you are after 10 years as the bottom rung nigga you are. You can try Mexico border and see if Trump will let you in, just know you and Ibime have no business in any sphere of life.

Maybe after 20 years, you can make it back to Naija to see your seed, deadbeat. Reality is undefeated.

A40:
Shut up you useless cuck. Complaining where you fork tongued serpent. as if say I dey Naij

Pele oh. Elon Musk. Same unimaginative tactics. Everyone that disagrees with you is now hungry. First Okpa. Now me. Were Asinwin

When you get soundly beat up again you resort to more tales. Story teller you don't need a camp fire.

Stupidity playing out again, you're slowly but albeit lately realizing you have been engaging someone that cannot be held to emotional ransom. Doubling down on stupid. Yet again

Now the whole Nairaland knows you have a Domitila wife and your 'kids' dodgy paternity all cos you couldn't stick to the script and focus on issues devoid of getting personal

Nigga, the only reality we know is you have a free agent BM who will take jizz in her mouth and kiss your kid before this month is over. You can make up any shïts in your head, but reality is undefeated.

If you have Japa to some god forbidden destination, congratulations and work your way up from security guard, caregiver or whatever the fvck you are doing as a new arrival in your late 30s nigga. You will always be bottom rung nigga. If we dey the same organisation, na you go dey open doors for me and greet me on my way to C-Suite like many others do. We are worlds apart.

And even at that, given your propensity to form for us here like say you no dey Naija since 2007 till Airmark exposed you, e no even sure, e fit be another formings.

A40:
I ask you cuck fvck nigga for the umpteenth time.

Which "BM" has come to complain to you that I am not fulfilling my responsibility to my "child"

Ohh my goodness. This amebo busy body ass nigga is being spun

You really believe there's a kid out there that I'm not being a father too.

You're a doofus. So everybody that disagrees with your foolishness is a failure in life.

Meanwhile you're here wasting man-hours arguing with said 'failures' if this does not highlight your stupidity I don't know what else will.

Alaye shut up and quit hallucinating . All my dues are well and comfortably paid. Direct your frustrations to your community Kawasaki. Nothing consign me with you

I'm looking forward to your impending DV case all over SM when you finally muster the courage to confront your animashaun wife and running them tests

After you console yourself finish, you will cry into your garri and groundnut tonight

Nigga wey dey complain of hardship every other day forming provider

Deadbeat nigga, reality is undefeated

A40:
This fool is being played like a fiddle. Which woman has come to cry to you that I abandoned her and her kid? Your sister?

Anyway let me remind you that there's not enough Ayahuasca hallucinogenics that will solve your domestic Jezebel problem. Whether you imagine me with a kid or supposedly hungry it doesn't solve your more pressing issue. At least food solves my problems

What will solve yours. You can't wipe that man DNA out your mouth. You can't get a swab

Living in bondage. So much so you're stuck to stalking a nigga you don't even know from Adam and have convinced yourself that this would make you feel better about yourself.

What a miserable existence. It's fvck niggas like you that wind up going the Chris Benoit route

I will take this your disgraceful unraveling over the last 24hrs as a cry for help

You so obsessed about DNA, go and check the DNA of the seed produced from your free agent BM

Food alone can solve your needs? Imagine a nigga on the lowest rung of Maslows hierarchy of needs raising shoulder

How about you go and pay rent, school fees, nanny, buy a house for your seed to live in you deadbeat. A broke nigga like you will say such responsibilities are simping and enter Twitter to rant meanwhile the reality is you're just a failure in life

Deadbeat nigga.

A40:
Captain Doofus told us Tinubu was the technocrat. He was one of those that told us he hit the ground running

I reminded him that Tinubu is a shylock with no known enterprise outside of public looting and dodgy business

I am well aware of the economic situation at all times, not the lies you typed above. I am not the reason you cannot feed yourself properly, talkless of paying child support, you deadbeat.

Ibime:
The incoming administration is already dead. All Nigerians should open dollar account with whatever they are not using to protect themselves

Ibime:
I just looked at Nigeria's forex position and official figures says $38bln which is normal range and enough to defend the Naira at the very least from the last week of mayhem. But another unconfirmed report is saying the true picture is only $15bln which may go somewhere to explaining the inaction over the last week of freefall.

This still comes back to Nigeria's inability to prevent oil theft which has seen oil production halve since 2015, reducing our ability to earn forex. If that $15bln forex picture is correct, then this may just be the start of a monumental slide

A40:
Nigga are you mentally ill? You sick fvck why are you this invested in my romantic life.

I'm not answerable to any woman neither is any woman answerable to me. I enjoy it that way. I can knack Zainab today, Kgomotso tomorrow. E no consign your papa

Stop crying more than the bereaved like you were doing for Drake. Gboromideleru

You sound zesty as hell. Behaving like a gossip girl. Stop dvck policing me

Nobody send you nigga. We simply checking whether your FREE AGENT BM is the one doing the things you said below. No wonder you turned Aba Andrew Tate

How much you pay for child support nigga?

A40:
You're worried about some imaginary Nkiru. Where is your spouse? She might be bouncing on outside p€nis as we speak.

Better prioritize the Animashaun for your house and whether she's not been kissing you with another man DNA in her mouth before you worry about me fvck nigga.

A40:
That is Ibime ogogoro logic. I said I didn't think Kamala was a competent alternative to Trump and even a Gretchen Whitmer would have been a better alternative. I became a raging sexist. What a doofus

This ain't about Kamala, you've been typing all manner of nonsense for weeks fighting imaginary women in your head. What did your BM do to you?

A40:
Stop policing my dvck fvck nigga

If you're too poosie to leave your cheating wife. Consult me let me pep talk you on how to do it.

Stalking me is not the play. I'm very much enjoying my freedoms

So you're enjoying your freedoms and your BM is also enjoying her freedoms, bouncing on other mens dick, right? No wonder you made this statement, projecting ãss nigga.

A40:
Where is your spouse? She might be bouncing on outside p€nis as we speak.

Did you cheat on your BM, or did she cheat on you? Or was she just another mistake you later regretted like your support for Arsenal and your hatred for Trump?

A40:
You're a m0ron. Being married or unmarried is not a sign of anything. Idi0ts get married everyday Captain shithouse

Ownership? I don't own women. Women come and go as they please. They are not property.

So your BM IS the free agent, and is the one bouncing on other mens dick with alacrity

No wonder.

How much you pay for child support nigga?

A40:
You're worried about some imaginary Nkiru. Where is your spouse? She might be bouncing on outside p€nis as we speak. That will explain why you're busy stalking another grown man on the internet. Nkiru una

You think I don't have a kid

Go and get your life together nigga. Do you have ownership of your baby mother?

The reason your BM is bouncing on another man dïck is because you are a failure, not because of democrats or whatever stirred your fragile emotions on Twitter. It's no reason for you to turn Ogbomosho Andrew Tate, typing fvckshit about women per minute or to join "personality cult" for frustrated men.

A40:
They are displaying all the traits of members of a personality cult. I've read stories of followers of Jim Jones, David Koresh etc. And the Trumpies I see here and all over SM exhibit all the traits.

Scientists are lying, Doctors are lying, media are lying, Big Tech are lying only Trump is telling the truth

Can't he just concede and lead his 70+ million followers to an uninhabited island and be ruling his subjects from there

izzou:
[color=royalblue]E be like say Ibime carry A40 for mind.

Because the attack don pass election matter.[/color]

Ain't got no issues with him. I raised an observation, he started swearing and cursing, I told him it's calm, there's no issue. Then the fvck nigga started raining curses again. So we will give to Ceasers what is Ceasers. Once you start cursing out another man, it's personal. I'm not responsible for his failures and frustrations in life.

A40:
You're a m0ron. The same Trump that was a celebrity that everyone on the left loved including his fiercest opponents today.

I can support whoever I please. Cry more fvxk nigga

Save all this vulgarism for yourself homie

The Nkiru that broke your heart should come and rescue you from the decrepit fvckwit that you have become

Your mates have married and raised families, you are still on redpill nonsense in your late 30s thinking it's cool. Maybe you will still be here typing redpill nonsense at 50. The more you fail and become frustrated in life, the more I expect you to crawl deeper in the rabbit hole, fvck nigga

I'm done with you nigga, speak to yourself

A40:
I salute you people still trying to engage and reason with these Trumpies. They are too far gone down the rabbit hole. Leave them to keep selling wolf tickets on an election that has already been won by Smokin Joe. This is their only coping mechanism for the next two months

They are like kids who still believe in Santa Claus. Let's keep enjoying the circus

By the time their Cult leader is thrown out of the WH. Trumpies can create their own Banana republic and crown him Eternal Supreme Leader over there.