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olabode89:
Group C o

Bone to Bone people... mostlikely Cameroon or Guinea.

We want no parts of Guinea, dem done already flog us before AFCON in friendly match, na why I been want make we top group

Offside

Their father

Wassup with all these Franck Kessie and Sangare that people have been hyping, na dem dey chop breakfast like this?

I no even Sabi these Ivory Coast wingers, and they left Wilfred Zaha at home and Boga on the bench. Where Andringa dey sef?

Left foot. Right foot, Ola Aina is a baller

Bluelines69:
Remove Aina and Osimhen, we might face a strong opponent as seconf

Exactly, bring on Onyemeachi and Terem Moffi

Oh boy Drogba people dey chop 3-0

I hope they won't burn down Abidjan tonight

raumdeuter:
How was that offside

Na handball by Osimhen

BlueRayDick:
How sinon dey always make this team sef ?

He better pass Chukwueze well well

NinjaMetahuman:
This ref is taking fentanyl

Osigoal

That's a clear goal

This coach should allow us see Onyemeachi na

Simon suppose score dat tin na

BlueRayDick:
E be like say hand don dey meet Ivory Coast

I hope CIV win or draw. We need to top group to avoid stories that touch

See OG, excellent finish

Make dem check that defender pocket for betting slip

But why this coach dey play 5 defenders against Bissau?

You get lucky penalty against CIV no mean say everyday go be Xmas

iamoyindamola:
Not hearing amokachi voice is a relief

Dem done sack am?

I was looking forward to his commentary, he is becoming a comic relief in this tournament

GloriousGbola:
So Ibime you have been forming accountant when you are actually a handyman!

We don catch you today

_{I am trolling before someone jumps on this.}

You done see am na. YouTube is the best teacher

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Seconded. Remember to tell us the monetary value of the house. !F anybody is doubt!n, tell him or her that you have the funds to pay all the lecturers

No worry yourself, good things come to good people and bad things to wicked people like you. This is about N13m on the table in the same house. Let's count up all the salaried lecturers in the Maths faculty and multiply by their monthly wage, let's see if this won't cover a few months

shoodboi2:
He won nothing. He could be a caregiver in the house of whoever he works for. So he picking a sheet of paper and writing on it proves nothing.

The photo is fake. And he himself is a fake.

nigeriansamurai:
bro rest em don win

Make him no rest. I was surely caregiving while building this out

shoodboi2:
Why are your photos showing 2023 when we are in 2024? As usual, the photo is fake, just like you.

Which AI did you use to create it?

No worry, we dey January. Brain go adapt to the new year by February. Na ADHD cause am

Stoplying:
Take 2 other pictures of the house with a note saying nairaland and withe the date of today.

Na you go send me work abi? If I charge you for the time taken for the work you send me, the bill go heavy

Incognito9:
Baba add me to the list

Nah ur 100$ since 2022 dey give man hope till now.

May God continue to bless you.

You know where to reach me

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Eto left the real culprit and was blaming the tools.

Coach wey suppose to dey play Live band for evening.[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I am so sorry for this example, but if your relative was part of the hostages, will this be a better approach?

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Government's do what they have to. Of course I won't be happy with it

But by next 2 weeks, those same kidnappers will be killing another family and in 52 weeks, they probably killed 20 families

What Government will do is bomb them to smithereens be quiet about the collateral damage, and just say unfortunately the hostages were killed in the process of rescue. It happens all the time. Some of those bombings you hear of in Kaduna and the North is the same approach, they just keep quiet about it.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Fraud. Organ harvester, use the money to treat the arthritis & rhinitis you're battling with.

I'd rather use it to live in a house worth close to N1bln which should be N2bln by the time Tinubu is done with you.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Send 50k. Baba don run away.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
aud!o billionaire wey no f!T send #50k. I hope say no be human organ u dey sell.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Stop shifting goalpost ogbeni, send the 50k, for someone who can pay all the lecturers in a faculty. #50k is nothing.

We shall never share the same wretchedness. No help for murderous Putards, only genuine people in need. You can ask about me

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Send 50k. Baba don run away.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
aud!o billionaire wey no f!T send #50k. I hope say no be human organ u dey sell.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Stop shifting goalpost ogbeni, send the 50k, for someone who can pay all the lecturers in a faculty. #50k is nothing.

You woke up with hope and ginger this morning to speak what's been on your mind, hoping I share the same miserable wretchedness as you. I am codedly one of Nairalands biggest philanthropists. These are just help rendered mostly to Nairalanders over the last 9 months, but there shall be no food for insolent and murderous Putards.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Audio billionaire. Send the 50k to him. Don't shift the goal post

Tell him to go and insult his father and ask his father for money in the same breath

Amoto94:
GOOD NEWS 🚨

AIR STRIKES NEUTRALIZED NOTORIOUS KIDNAPPER, JANARI, IN KADUNA STATE

Air strikes undertaken by the air component of Operation WHIRL PUNCH, on Thursday, 18 January 2024, have neutralized a well-known terrorist and kidnap kingpin popularly known as Janari and several members of his syndicate. Janari and his cohorts have been responsible for several attacks and abductions within Kaduna State as well as along the Abuja-Kaduna highway. The strikes were authourized after Janari and his gang were sighted at a location near Gadar Katako in Igabi Local Government Area of Kaduna State, Further exploitation revealed that they were massing up for a likely attack or kidnapping of vulnerable civilians, hence the need to immediately attack the location. Intelligence received after the strike revealed that Janari was indeed eliminated alongside several other terrorists/kidnappers. Similar air strikes were also carried out on 20 January 2024 on confirmed terrorists and kidnappers’ hideouts near Chukuba in Niger State with various degrees of success. Feedback after the strikes was also positive as it confirmed that the targets were neutrlized and their mobility destroyed.

Collaborative efforts by the NAF and other security agencies will continue across all locations suspected of harbouring terrorists and kidnappers.

Edward Gabkwet
Air Vice Marshal
Director of Public Relations and Information
Nigerian Air Force

21 January 2024

This is the way.

I read a piece that said the security services knew where the kidnappers were that kidnapped that family of girls in Abuja and wanted to bomb them to smithereens along with the hostages

I'm inclined to agree with the approach as a deterrent. You can only geolocate these kidnappers when they ring whilst with their victims. If this becomes policy, their hostages will become unfortunate victims but it is better to kill all kidnappers with their victims than allow those kidnappers live because they will go on to kill ten times more. After a while, they will find less risky business to pursue.

These Fulani kidnappers these days are full blown terrorists and murderers unlike the SS and SE kidnappers where you have good chance of living, and they should be treated as terrorists with all the collateral damage that comes with that. This is an unspoken policy the Israelis have with their citizens who are taken hostage. They will rather bomb the terrorists together with their citizens than use a more costly approach that emboldens and equips the terrorists for future ventures

soqmeov:
The Guatemala issue you cherry-picked from my long comment is quite broad, and it has absolutely nothing to do with communism like all the other coups, and the fact that someone today still believes the old, usual propaganda (that has even been debunked by sensible Americans) they use to overthrow governments in foreign countries today shows you're the one who needs to learn more, open your eyes, and not just rely on the propaganda you're being fed with- https://cowlatinamerica.voices.wooster.edu/archive-item/united-fruit-company-in-guatemala-the-overthrow-of-pres-jacobo-arbenz-during-1954-in-a-u-s-orchestrated-coup/.

If you want to invade, overthrow a country to capture it politically and economically, drop few dose of propaganda (democracy, freedom, human rights...) through your media to sway public opinion and justify your action, and some mentally handicapped human beings will run along with it for the rest of their lives without questioning. Bet you're one of those who still believe the US invasion of Iraq was for WMD, "democracy, human rights and freedom"
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/19/opinion/iraq-war-oil-juhasz/index.html
-Or that Gaddafi's forces used Viagra for systematic rape against Libyan women-
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna42824884
https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/nato-invasion-of-libya-based-on-a-tissue-of-lies/30188442.html and many more examples.

Adios!

This is not international relations class. We don't have time to go through the laundry list of historic grievances. I only picked what you highlighted and further addressed the Aristide situation in Haiti

Go back to the original list from where that propaganda came from and point out the "democracies" that USA was said to have usurped in that long list and tell me who got that kind of time when most of the list is bullshit propaganda. I highlighted Slobodan Milosevic who was elected in 1989 and proceeded to carry out ethnic genocide of Muslim Albanians, Bosnians and Croats and then proceeded to carry out the same on Kosovans in 1998. Everybody begged UN and US stepped in to stop him. I witnessed that incident live as a young teenager. Today some Gen Z clowns are putting it on a list of USA wrongdoings or democracies USA attacked.. Una head go correct one day, give it time.

The whole Arab league went to the UN to beg them for no fly zone on Ghaddaffi. UN complied, today you blame USA. Anything UN ratify, you blame the one that implemented and put them as scapegoat while Qatar and Saudi funded the whole war on Ghaddaffi and put in the UN request. That is the responsibility of leadership. Put the blame on them like Akon.

shoodboi2:
It's better to have a blocked nose? So how are you breathing? Or did Israel promise to give you one of the noses they've harvested from the dead Palestinians?

What about the sleep apnea and arthritis? I feel for you bro😂😂😂

Here's a video for you bro. There is hope


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiwZQNYlGQI?si=8i6cRWVdzLgGWy54

shoodboi2:
Maybe you should focus on treating your rhinitis, sleep apnea, and arthritis first. Organ thief supporter 😂😂😂

Better to have blocked nose than disorganised brain

So long as we have established that grave is not where you go to harvest organs, you can continue bouncing upandan your room. As you were.