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afrodoc2:Nna I go review all these activities abeg. I realise say na my Madam dey cause all these billings not the kids directly. Even piano lessons they grumble every Sunday that they don't want to go. Last weekend my son walked out of football practice after 10 mins saying he's not doing again and my daughter walked out halfway through like some NLC worker, and they are always grumbling before they go. I later asked my wife how much we pay for football, she said £38 for each per month, and they miss half their lessons anyway. I said cancel it from December. From now we will only pay for what they show passion in and take initiative on except swimming which is a life saving skill. My papa no pay one kobo for me to play ball and I never failed to play everyday and twice on weekends for free. These guys can't trap ball after 3 years training and plenty billings because they ignore the footballs I strategically placed around the house and do no practice outside of their lessons. See those costumes billings na another one. Christmas dance and drama shows are coming up and between billings for costumes and buying show tickets for all and sundry, I come dey wonder if I dey train pikin for university. But if I play Kizz Daniel song, dem go dey move off beat after how many years of these dance school billings. But bring any Naija pikin play beat, dem go dey move on beat without going to any dance school. I believe we just dey whine ourself with these things, and outsourcing certain life skills at premium cost. Heaven will not fall if I dance with my daughter every weekend, I guarantee after 3 months she go dey move rhythmically while if I play ball with my son for garden for 6 months, he go dey raise 10 easily. All these lessons na keeping up with the Joneses wey mummies group dey do. |
GloriousGbola:Christmas billing is unavoidable but the drawback be say you won't get the credit. All credit goes to Santa. ![]() |
afrodoc2:Na pesin head wey no correct go get budget problems from eating out, but some folks just love to perform. Despite being a frugal nigga, I still find money flying out at rate of knots and I'm not seeing it reflected in the clothes I wear or the food I eat. Na kids activities dey drive my lifestyle inflation. Sometimes I look at what I lived on as a student and the kids are gulping that in just activities, parties and presents monthly. And it's very sneaky as well. Your wife will just tell you, honey I'm signing them up to piano lessons, it's £50 each, you nod head and £100 has flown out the door for lessons where they will probably miss 2 of the 4 lessons in the month. Add football lessons, tennis, dancing lessons, swimming, these guys are burning money. Time done reach to review all these things. What use is 45 minutes of football lessons a week and they can't trap ball, something you can teach them better in your back garden. You've been paying for dancing lessons for 3 years and they can't even do basic one-two step, na to dey twirl hand for air like ballerina, a dancing style they will never use in the real world. Even parties they attend every other weekend and must buy present so that they can also receive present when it's their birthday. These are the insidious elements of lifestyle inflation that you won't notice creeping up on you like a thief in the night. |
hensben:You Francophones won't understand the passion |
Popizaino and Airmark, free this matter, Una want kill this thread Ballzproblem, over to you |
TemporaryHansel:Mayor declaration means nothing, it's only ceremonial, it's not like the City will go on holiday. Every single day of the year, they pick someone to celebrate |
Amoto94:Thunder fire Swiz123 once again When I was calling to spend the £20m loan fee to buy Marcus Thuram outright in January, a strong and versatile player that can play CF and wings, Swiz123 was prioritising 6 months of unproductive flicks and tricks. Thuram is now killing them in InterMilan on the wings |
MorataFC:Laplace theorem |
Umahi iwant run street $35bln for roads in a country with $30bln yearly budget https://www.nairaland.com/7918669/35bn-required-kick-start-road-construction#127100764 |
BlueRayDick:The moin moin is hiding under the tomato ![]() From the shape of the moin moin, it was boiled in a cylindrical plastic container thereby absorbing carcinogens from the plastic. You would have thought with all this packaging and billing, they will boil it inside plantain leaf
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obainojazz:Na my brother pick the bill, I resemble Maga? When him come for return leg, I go take am go Mama Calabar, £50 go bust him belle. Imagine this plantain inside whisky. Based on the boujie settings, I come dey reason say if I chop the plantain after I finish the whisky, whether dem go look me like razz guy? Meanwhile see moi moi wey go Harvard.
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obainojazz:The soup no go even belleful pikin. As they say in Naija food settings, QUANTITY is QUALITY |
Yahoo boys dey Naija restaurant business sha Pic 1 is plantain Sazerac cocktail Pic 2 is oxtail pepper soup Pic 3 is bill Whatever you do in life, just package well
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Theflint1:Nope. Rigging is also turning a 400,000 advantage into a 1m advantage |
OasisX:Omo football dome turn to boxing |
iamoyindamola:ChatGPT is a wack rapper, too monosyllabic and lacking punchlines and metaphors |
Timbros rejecting the L by any means necessary
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BlueRayDick:Exactly. Did he protest when Charles paid him N5m? Na when he see Wetin Charles collect wey him longathroat enter. Besides who is to say they deserve equal pay. So Charles no deserve finders privilege for working the deal, and Charles probably wrote the script of whatever they did. Therefore they are not equal partners. If two people act film and one of them wrote the script, they will not receive equal pay. Charles has 3 elements to receive payment for, his own performance, his writing of script and his business administration in setting up and operationalising the deal. Portable only has.one element which is his performance. Charles na contractor, Portable na subcontractor and he was happy with the terms of his subcontract until he saw what the main contractor received. |
BlueRayDick:Which contract Portable sign? Charles na the Agent. Dem pay Charles N40m if he can deliver both himself and Portable. Portable agree N5m with Charles. Nothing consign Portable with wetin Charles collect from the sponsor. Na Charles hire am. |
bemeruca:Okoro feeling funky. I be Borokiri boy, you be Comproboko boy. |
Emaprince:I no dey provoke. You done check who I quote? ![]() |
BlueRayDick:They will continue to milk because Nigerian population in diaspora who spend the money that pays them is growing while theiir friends who aren't even Nigerian are into the music, slang and culture now |
Emaprince:Na you I quote? Go back and check who I quote and what I was referring to |
Griffon:No he hadn't signed then. He came 2005 |
Griffon:Essien was not part of that team. That midfield was Makelele, Thiago and Lampard |
Omo, Director finish work for this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xty2gi5cMa8?si=maVw92d1KAxzkwWL |
I'm sure boys will be interested in Otem time travel if he comes back from the future with sure odds and winning lotto numbers. Anything other than that, he go explain tire, no evidence. |
CrystalTiger:E no silent, e loud |
timbros:Eguavoen wey fúck up 2010 world cup qualifiers and led our most embarrassing loss against Ghana 4-1 in 2007. Eguavoen wey be corrupt padi man whose only usefulness is saying yes to every NFF demand on placing wack players in the team. Eguavoen that lost to Tunisia in the same AFCON and went out to a very poor Ghana team in qualifiers. Eguavoen is the most useless manager ever in SE history. Even as a player, he was over useless, giving Italy free penalty to defeat us in 1994 with 10 men. Even both our goals conceded against Argentina in 1994 WC were caused by Eguavoen stupidity. Eguavoen the dunce who took his shirt off to celebrate Amokachis winning goal during qualifiers for World Cup 1998 and got a red card, putting out qualification in jeopardy. Eguavoen is as stupid as he looks and corrupt to the core. Gernot Rohr never failed to qualify Naija comfortably for World Cups, never failed to reach semi-final of AFCON, always integrated new and young players na whom you want comot for a corrupt stupid fool like Eguavoen It's obvious you don't know Super Eagles history, and you should rest from commenting on it. |
Realmrsean:Before nko, you think say this fight go just calm down because Tinubu said so? Simi himself may not be attacked but his lower structure will be taken away, and the message will be clear that anyone who supports Simi is putting their life on the line. E be like you no know Wike |
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