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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:07pm On Feb 18, 2023
lordfalcao:
stop capping..

Amrabat chased and caught up with one of the fastest players in the World Cup.


No point made
Couuuutiiinhooooo!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:56pm On Feb 18, 2023
DeadPresidents:
Yesterday, i went on an official appointment in the quaint city of Potsdam. I had difficulty locating the right office (everything is in German man) and i met a kindly Sicherheit (Security Officer) who showed me the correct office and asked if i was a Nigerian. I replied, “yes” and we got to chatting.

He asked me “Why is Germany having a sudden influx of Nigerians?”. Usually he mostly sees Eritreans, Ethiopians and Ghanaians. I replied something something economic opportunities but the real answer in my mind is, “Baba, Buhari has fcked the country up and we’re now moving like refugees”. He never know wetin dey sup grin

Omo, our next President must work menh. This administration done cause serious wahala
So you didn't wait till next Saturday to do your civic duty?

😡😡😡😤😤
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2023
Just because your MCM Jogginghoe can escort a referee doesn't mean you should draw false equivalence with Enzo failing to catch the fastest player in Bundesliga history



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5JEvk_jrs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:35pm On Feb 18, 2023
RIP to Atsu. Heartbreaking
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:01am On Feb 18, 2023
Greatihex:
who be cso?
Koulibaly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:55am On Feb 18, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I was thinking i could pay 2000 for 5000

Until i calculated that of 20k; 8k charges

Ahhh!![/color]

https://rosbena.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/PawPaw-Calculating-GIF.gif
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kogi Guber: Bello's Chief Of Staff, Pharm. Asuku Picks Nomination Form by Ibime(m): 5:36am On Feb 18, 2023
doctore212:
The last 3k cash I have. Am contemplating going to olosho this night or to carry it and buy food stuff
Please help the economy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:14pm On Feb 17, 2023
A001:
Lols, why egbon?
After just signing Mudryk for that position, it would indicate Boehly is a scattergun with no plan or knowledge, like Farhad Moshiri at Everton
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2023
Boehly better not sign Neymar, that's my own
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Ibime(m): 8:20pm On Feb 16, 2023
In the immortal words of illegend, nobody is happy in Crypto

Instead of being happy that my bag of Floki is pumping, I'm regretting that I sold half my bag and closed my long yesterday morning grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:44pm On Feb 16, 2023
First video on defending a counterattack on YouTube

Rule 1 - don't dive in

Rule 2 - delay the opponent

Rule 3 - your body must be goal side of the opponent, push him wide to reduce the percentages

Exactly opposite of everything Aparisports and those wey never play ball have been saying

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:23pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
someone ran from that position to 18 box escorting a player, with making a single attempt to win the ball..


You are the big clown here..

Typical ibime, blame everybody around the situation situation but never the person in the centre of the situation..

Soon you will give reasons why the grass made it impossible for Enzo to make an attempt
Here's Jogginghoe doing 3 times in the same game what you suggested and being taken out the game

https://youtube.com/shorts/TjVWU2X7EgE?feature=share
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:09pm On Feb 16, 2023
Bimffo:
Enzo will never commit there. I have watch football for long enough to know that rushing to mark or stamp out Adeyemi, is a recipe for disaster.
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Clowns expecting Enzo to run at Adeyemi here, with the whole field for Adeyemi to knock it into and just run round him. Some clowns dey this section

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:05pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
after jockeying from centre half to 18 box, that was when Enzo had a thought to make a tackle.


Mtchwwww
That means he's shown Karim enough to respect his speed not to burn him from the halfway line.

Karim waited until they approached the box where he knows Enzo can't tackle. He knows Enzo has enough speed to foul him before

If that was Jogginghoe or even CSO, that matter ends on the halfway line where Karim just pushes the ball past them and runs around them

Enzo has done everything to the textbook relative to Karims speed, jockeying him enough, increasing the chance for teammates to catch up, pushing him wide enough such that the chance of a goal would be lower if Kepa had stayed on his goal

The only thing Enzo did not do to textbook is shout at Mudryk who failed at every one of his duty from staying alive to runners from the box, to his recovery run

There is a reason Coaches sit one man at the edge of the box and one man on the halfway line at corners. The man at the edge of the box (Mudryk) is never supposed to allow a one v one with the last man. That's the main failing in that move,not no Enzo who played everything to the textbook

Anybody saying different has never played any serious football. Imagine someone saying Enzo should not push Karim wide on his left foot and allow him through the middle. Some people should be banned from commenting on football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:37pm On Feb 16, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Another angle
Karim is left footed, Enzo didn't take advantage of that by moving to the left side to inconvenience him instead he allowed him on a platter
When the goal is on Karim right side. He should move over and give Karim a sniff of running through the middle?

Like I said, you never play ball before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:36pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
another angle.

So why didn't Enzo make the tackle? Since it's claimed he slowed adeyemi down
The moment you twist your body to face Adeyemi and attempt the tackle is when Adeyemi will knock it past you, and you lose the option of slowing him down till your teammates arrive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:33pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
you typed nothing here...


Mudryk can not be the reason why Enzo jockeyd from our half to the box 18..


Send the screenshot when the ball landed on adeyemi feet first let's see.
He jockeyed enough for Thiago Silva to get close

That means he jockeyed enough for Mudryk to overtake sef

That is the first thing coach will teach you when defending counterattack and I'm sure if you made it into the dressing room, Mudryk is the one catching stick for not performing his second man duties
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:27pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
When this ball landed on adeyemi feet, mudryk was not near to adeyemi.

From box to 18 is almost 20 seconds. Enough time for the yoot to make any tackle, he has body size more than adeyemi
Still pictures won't show you anything

At the time that ball was cleared Mudryk was closer to Enzo than Adeyemi. Mudryk fell asleep

Enzo slowed him down enough for Mudryk to form a second man easily, but Mudjryk did not sprint back, and that's the real crime in this scenario

By the end of the move, Thiago Silva was closer to Adeyemi than Mudryk. Enzo had slowed Adeyemi enough for a sprinting Mudryk to double up, but Mudryk did not sprint

Pic 1 - Mudryk with Adeyemi at the start of the move

Pic 2 - Thiago Silva closest to Enzo and Adeyemi at the end of the move

If Enzo could slow Adeyemi down enough for 39 year old Thiago Silva to sprint from the box and make it that close, then he has overslowed him enough for a speedster like Mudryk to catch up and snuff that move

Mudryk is the one who was not on his job, Enzo has done more than enough to slow Adeyemi

You no know ball

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:14pm On Feb 16, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Body checking him here is yellow but look at him retreating
Last man foul is red card

He's not even close enough to body check at that distance without swinging way out of his way to commit an obvious dangerous play. You never play ball before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:07pm On Feb 16, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Did Enzo even make any effort ?
Not even disturbance but your excuse is Karim is very fast
While watching the highlights I actually thought j5 doppelganger played for Chelsea yesterday
If you have played football before, you will know that jockeying and waiting for other players is the No1 reaction to that situation.

Mudryk was not far away and should make the jockey pay if he's switched on. From that distance, lunging at Adeyemi is allowing him free run on goalkeeper or giving yourself instant red card
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:04pm On Feb 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
it makes no difference.

robustness is useless if you will jockey from centre of pitch till 18 yard box . Escorting adeyemi.


We did not sign him to do what Jorginho was doing, when he had all the time on the world to put a stop to that attack
Shut up. Even Paul Scholes will dust Jogginghoe from there. Jogginghoe wey referee dey run past
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:59pm On Feb 16, 2023
iamoyindamola:
Does it make any difference
Enzo did nothing by forming activity
Makes big difference cos Enzo will catch 8/10 players while Jogginghoe will catch 0/10

We do not expect Enzo to catch Tijani Babangida but he will catch most while Jogginghoe will catch none

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:53pm On Feb 16, 2023
iamoyindamola:
I thought this was what ibime beef j5 for
Jogginghoe would have still been on halfway line by the time Adeyemi reach the box
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:29am On Feb 16, 2023
hensben:
Airmark and Ibime CSO was actually good yesterday. Any reason for that?
Pleasantly surprised
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:11am On Feb 16, 2023
Skimpledawg:
So, Bellingham is just the Abroad version of Loftus Cheek. Overhyped
The difference between them na packaging. Bundesliga sabi package players
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Ibime(m): 10:06am On Feb 16, 2023
Floki with a nice green

Babydoge is resting, may follow anytime soon

A popular dog coin is always a good play if you have a bullish bias

BTC pullback may be chance to load up. Judge your own risk appetite
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:46am On Feb 16, 2023
popizaino:
I don't know why i keep getting banned anytime i post Antonio Valencia's video here to buttress my point?
Then leave Valencia alone, a message from your village people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:01am On Feb 16, 2023
popizaino:
You are too fixated on how and why we concede goals but that should be least of any Chelsea fans worry.

Let me tell you whether they speak the same language or not we are going to concede goal,what we should rather be concerned and worried about, is the fact that we don't score enough which has been our major problem as a club.
Do you think you will be in a dressing room and a manager will see that incident and not address it?

This is not monkey post. Football is about managing spaces and breaking through your opponent's spaces. It's as simple as that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:30pm On Feb 15, 2023
timbros:
Nothing wey communication fit do for that Karim first touch. That his ball control directly put him one on one with Enzo.

If he had taken more time to control the ball, that's when help could have come for Enzo. But you see that first touch? Forget!
Mudryk was goalside of Kareem when Dortmund cleared that ball. Kareem wouldn't even have had chance to trap that ball, that ball would have fallen on Mudryk shouldering Adeyemi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:24pm On Feb 15, 2023
Kantebets:
it has little to do with language
The coach’s tactics was responsible for that goal simple!
Not necessarily. My only change there would be Chilwell for Enzo as last man but I think Chilly was taking the corner. Mudryk fell asleep and should be woken up immediately by a vocal last man controlling that area with a loud voice. Enzo is quick enough but not enough for a player like Adeyemi. Adeyemi will probably burn Chilwell sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2023
Communication is very important in defending, that's where buying too many players at once falls down

Mudryk supposed to follow Adeyemi and just as importantly Enzo should have been shouting at Mudryk to start running as soon as Dortmund cleared that ball. That's where too many new players who don't speak the language at the same time can come at a cost
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:59pm On Feb 15, 2023
24 games 25 goals under Potter. Na so Brighton been dey do

Thuram was needed

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