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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:15am On Dec 12, 2022
Kantebets:
when Saka missed the penalty at uefa euro last year the guardian didn’t go around babysitting him like they did with Kane

I don’t expect them to overtly display racism but there is surely an undertone to racism from the Kane treatment

Deductive reasoning
Wey the Guardian article on Saka now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m):
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Hehehe this guy is so obsessed with me he went back YEARS into my first account to dig up information. YouWin was what, 10 years ago? Long before I even thought of doing an MBA. For your information I made a cool and easy 10m Naira at an early age from that scheme thanks to some inside baseball I was able to play hehe.
I didn't go digging nothing. You came here with Slyfoxxjoe account and that was one of your first topics on your account.

I see you have deleted the account but how did 2015 when you were applying for the program become 10 years ago. Let's say you got into the program in 2016, that's 6 years ago

So between then and now, what year did you go through the undergrad, then MBA, and how did your family afford JBS MBA (currently £78k) as you just attested, while you are applying for N10m Youwin scheme (then £20k).

Noting it takes 4 years to complete undergrad and MBA and you were rejected for the MBA twice, extending the timeline to 6 years.

Your story isn't stacking up brev, but maybe you have a plausible timeline.




SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Did you just say any fool with money can get a Cambridge MBA? Lol. I must have been dreaming all the while when I was hustling to get a 2:1 UK bachelors degree, relevant work experience and strong references from prominent business leaders and politicians in Nigeria and Britain to even get shortlisted and ultimately successful at the THIRD attempt. You have no idea what you are saying my man.
None of the above are achievements. Like I said, any fool can get into JBS MBA. I know because my colleague with 2.1 from Uni of West of England did. You sound cowered by the work experience part which any professional should have naturally. And then you are giving away a low achiever vibe by making out as if hustling for a 2.1 in BA was a big struggle, not even a STEM degree oh. Like I said, getting into Ivy league for MBA is not impressive, getting into Ivy league for undergrad is.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 1:13am On Dec 12, 2022
Slytiger:
I do not remember the name, but I think it's one of those polytechnics that recently got converted to a uni.
Those were converted in the 1980s. They'll be legit.

But there are some funny schools now that are not legit where a lot of Indians and the likes use to enter UK
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 1:09am On Dec 12, 2022
Slytiger:
In addition to the expired visas that he often posts on different threads on Nairaland, he sometimes uploads a Bachelor of Business Administration certificate from a mushroom UK university. I would be shocked if he is yet to post that on this thread.
He's a hustler. What's the name of the uni, let's see if it's legit?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m):
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Bahahah. I See you’ve been doing your research. My education is still paining these libtards to the point they can’t sleep over it. hahah. Not my fault your family can’t afford it bro. I’m so sorry about that. But I digress.
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Was that before or after you applied for YOUWIN?

Any fool can get into an MBA. An MBA does not have stringent entry requirements except your money.

I would be more impressed if you got into Cambridge based on your secondary school or A level result, not paying to enter MBA which anyone with a 2:2 can do, and from your level of thinking I'm now doubtful if you came out of the other side of the MBA. Matriculation and graduation are two different things.

Entering an MBA requires your money, coming out of an MBA requires a bit of work, although the academic depth of an MBA is still not impressive to me at all. It's lower in academic rigour than a CFA level 1 or the first 50% of any accounting chartership.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 12:39am On Dec 12, 2022
wirinet:
I am shocked you bought that "Michael" turned Mitchell Obama conspiracy theory. And you pride yourself into being ivy league( or its equivalent) level of education. You seem to have bought into every conspiracy theory ever spawn by far right conspiracy theorists from brietbart to QAnon, whose main audience are illiterate and semi illiterate conservatives.
That nigga should show his graduation certificate, based on the nonsense he brings here. He is demarketing Cambridge seriously here, my sisters Alma mater, and I have couple of friends and colleagues who've passed through Judge business school for MBA, I don't believe such an uncouth creature passed through the walls of an MBA. The first thing he would learn there is to be measured and rational.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 12:11am On Dec 12, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
All I asked you to do is justify your anger about me referring to Michelle Obama as a man (which she very much looks like to me) by give game the proper definition of what a woman is.
You can call her what you want. You can as well call yourself an astronaut, or a Judge Business school graduate. Freedom of expression.

When a mad man walks naked, it's his kinsmen who feel shame, not himself. I have corrected you on her gender. If you choose to continue walking naked, it's you the market square will observe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 11:52pm On Dec 11, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Bahaha. When I call you a brain damaged fool now you will say I am wicked. I read this nonsensical collage of a response twice and at no point did I see an answer to my very simple question or any correlation to it at all.

You are now typing jargons because you know I have you in a corner. Answer the fvcking question fool. What is a female? How can you get so mad at me labelling Michelle Obama a man if you yourself don’t know what a woman is?

You see how you sound like a hypocrite? Calling conservatives time wasters when it is you brain damaged liberals that constantly waste our time with nonsense like this. Simple definition of woman you can’t give and yet you get so emotionally vested in “women's issues” you all sound like a bunch of clowns and jokers to all sane minded human beings I swear. How can you be a defender of what you cannot even define?

Bloody psychotic imbeciless. I honestly believe it’s a form of severe mental retardation to be a modern day liberal or democrat. Not old school liberals like Harold Ford Jr. who still have some common sense, I’m taking specifically about you gender confused, Trump obsessed, republican deranged lunatics that populate this thread. I laugh so hard every time I log on here.

Bloody clowns.
You can only foam at the mouth and rant endlessly.

Whether someone is male or female does not have any impact or bearing on what a lawmaker or politician can action. I am here to discuss politics, not whether you have permission to call Michelle or Michael a man, woman or donkey.

You are in Nigeria, an ultraconservative country with anti-gay laws and Bobrisky has not been stopped from calling himself a woman. James Brown and Denrele have not been arrested or prosecuted for anything along that line, it's in Yankee you want to come and violate human rights.

It's better you stick to campaigning whether they can be banned from competing in female sports. That's an actionable policy that many will support, but you cannot throw anyone in jail or make them fall foul of the law for what they choose to call themself.

Keep foaming at the mouth like the usual Trumpanzee manchild over shit that doesn't matter.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 11:07pm On Dec 11, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Have you ran away?

Lol okay let me make it easy for you. This is my own definition of a female as obtained from a simple google search. I fully agree that any human that meets this criteria is a female.

Do you agree that Michelle Obama is a female because she meets this criteria AND any human that does not fulfill same criteria cannot be considered a female by any sane or rational person?

Simply agree with me on this and I will concede to you that Michelle Obama is indeed a woman and I was foolish for ever questioning it.

But if you don’t, if you play the usual idiotic liberal game of suggesting gender is subjective, then I have every right to say I believe Michelle Obama is a man without any pushback or criticism from you.
Did you guys change the law for the 4 years you were in power or are you going to rabble rouse without doing anything as usual. Unserious mentally unstable people. Have your candidates for the next election put it in their manifesto to ban transgenderism?

What is a rabble rouse without actionable policy and change of law? Bunch of grown men shouting and foaming at the mouth like Simon Ekpa and Nnamdi Kanu to waste people's time unnecessarily. Put it in your manifesto, let's know if you are serious or just dog whistling as usual for emotionally unstable folks who vote on unactionable emotions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:26pm On Dec 11, 2022
Kilishihunter:
I honestly don't like dragging lampard cause he was super efficient with G/As after dragging them with your striker drogba but why didn't he use all that to lead england to at least one semifinals appearance in an international tournament? Afterall he played alongside a golden generation, Drogba had to come up clutch in Bavaria to deliver Chelsea's First UCL ahead of oga lamps who has mammoth stats
Lampard did the same in 2008 final as DD did in 2012, except Terry missed his pen

Evaluating player performance logically without the emotion of the event and commentators lamba is how I discovered Iniesta was a fraud

Take away emotions of the win and Lampard did exactly the same as DD - scored the equaliser and scored his penalty
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:50pm On Dec 11, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Sportingfree.com

Sportbignews.com

Popiziano, what is this abeg? grin[/color]
grin grin grin

Thats what happens when you rely too much on affidavit

If affidavit can't be found you can even go to MURIC or OPC to write you affidavit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:49pm On Dec 11, 2022
Kantebets:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/dec/11/harry-kane-has-never-made-an-error-this-big-england-penalty-miss-world-cup

Lol

Racists
If na black player now na another narrative e for be
See as them they pamper am just due to skin color
Show me one paper with a different narrative for black player missing penalty

Na Guardian you dey quote. Clearly you don't know the landscape. Guardian wey be left wing pro-immigration, pro-ethnic minority paper. If say na Daily Mail you bring, it for make small sense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:43pm On Dec 11, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
English is your problem isn’t it?

I have seen the pictures looooong ago. I didn’t need you to show me.

What if she was transed as a kid? Do you liberals not talk about the virtue of surgically transitioning little kids these days?

So why is it so shameful to you now if people think Michelle is a trans kid? Lol.

Modern liberalism is the true biggest waste of time because you people are so confused with even the most basic terms Lol. See as you fall for my trap yakata. This is exactly the argument I wanted to rope you into.

Now I have one simple question for you bro; pls define woman or female….

What is the biological definition of a female.

I’m waiting.
Take the picture to your foolish friends on Twitter so they can stop wasting their day

Transitioning as a child in 1970s, yeah right
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:40pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
How many UCL finals did he win with his 7 UCL semifinals goals?


Iniesta isn't Frank Lampard's mate in any aspect of football. I might respect Lampard as a club legend but I won't be blind to what is clear as day light.
How many does Iniesta have?

If 7 is not enough, then you should know teammates are the problem

Lampard is only working with Drogba as far as winning games, same level as Eto. Iniesta is working with Ronaldinho, Eto, Henry, Messi, Villa, Suarez, Neymar that will add their own contribution and carry him through. Why won't he get further with one or two GA than Lampard will do with 7 GA

Let Iniesta work with Malouda and Joe Cole, let's see whether Chelsea will even qualify for UCL

Difference between a carrier and a carryalong
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Dec 11, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
Lol okay. I never said I believe the rumors personally you moronn. I just asked questions. I have seen these pictures before (and yes she still looks like a boy there, or at least a very ugly girl grin ) but why is it such a bad thing to you if people think she is trans?
Why ask questions you can answer with two braincells in 5 second

So you wasted your whole day on Twitter sharing and following this nonsense that you could have swatted away in 5 seconds, then came to Nairaland to type epistles on it, further wasting time down a rabbit hole

I repeat what I said earlier, modern day Republicanism.is the biggest waste of Americans time today

Ibime:
Being an American Republican is a complete waste of a grown man's time these days

Political discourse is reduced to whether Michelle Obama is a man, whether Obama was born in Kenya, whether Pelosi was fúcking a man, whether Dominion voting machine was hijacked by Venezuela, whether Hunter Biden was viewing child porn, whether Hilary was sacrificing children. . . something, something, Fauci

Look what Trump introduced into politics.

American and Umudike Republicans alike will need psychological evaluation after this phase of politics is over
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
afrodoc2:
Fourfourtwo a higly reputable football magazine named Xavi No 1 but Esquire magazine a fashion magazine named Iniesta No 1.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/ranked-the-10-best-spanish-players-ever
Popizaino won't see this affidavit of Pep and Aragones saying they built everything around Xavi

They even showed Debroslink when everything changed for Spain and Barca based on their decision to build on Xavi, not that foolish lamba he is selling about Iniesta making Xavi from 2008, as if we did not watch the transformation live in 2008

Every player has affidavit. When an attacking player is using affidavit instead of stats, just know something is wrong.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:10pm On Dec 11, 2022
SlyfoxxDaBoss:
I ask a vilid question.. why are there mysteriously no pictures of her pregnant? We all know Obama used to frequent gay clubs and snort cocaine in his days as an Illinois state senator so is it too far far fetched for one to be suspicious about his sexuality and the real gender of his “wife”?
Trumpanzees are very crazy people. They see one foolish thing on Twitter and start repeating it to themselves, when they could disabuse their minds with a 5 second Google search. Dumb Trumpanzees started showing picture of Melania pregnant with Barron Trump in 2006 internet age, after Trump has already been a celebrity for over 30 years and pictures taken wherever he and his wife go, and asking for Michelle own to prove she is female. That's where the nonsense above is.coming from

Michelle was not a celebrity when she was pregnant so has no reason for her pregnancy pictures to be in the media space. Her last pregnancy was in 1997, long before they entered politics and in Polaroid age when they print photos and keep in family albums

A simple 5 second Google search could have disabused your mind as to her gender, but as usual, most Trumpanzees think with emotional side of their brain over logic.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:54pm On Dec 11, 2022
Adiwana:
I personally think Xavi is really underrated and he was my favorite of the two. Extremely visionary that measured passes as if he was playing with a rule tape. Unfortunately in football, flair is what people see especially in a world where YouTube comps is a driving force of perception. Just put together a clip of a player scoring or doing fancy dribbles, every other player is rubbish. That’s why attackers will always get more recognition than defenders.

That being said, slandering Iniesta to make Xavi good is still silly. Both are perfect in what they did and did their jobs excellently.
You have spoken well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:52pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
He wants to turn iniesta into Frank lampard who stat pad at the group stage level of every competition only to go missing when it mattered most.
Lampard has about 7 GA in UCL semis and a goal in UCL final

If Lampard do his own and does not have others to seal the win like Messi, Xavi, Eto, Suarez and Neymar do while Iniesta is mostly being unproductive, that is not his problem. Learn the difference between someone who carries the burden of his team and another who is carried by his team.

Give a carryalong the mantle to carry his team forward and he will nearly relegate them like Iniesther did to Vissel Kobe in Japanese league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:45pm On Dec 11, 2022
Kilishihunter:
When he goes clutch it's him being dragged to the stream when that pass from fabregas was slightly deflected
Did it land to him 1v1 Vs keeper

So what's the brouhaha and how is it different from Mario Gotze?

If you keep taking a player to semis, finals etc with no contribution from him, he is supposed to score in a few

Just by probability, an AM scores once in every 3 games and assists at roughly the same rate, so if you take him to twenty semifinals and finals with little contribution of his own on the way there, you will see some goals and assists in those finals and semis. Even Pedro make his name when taken to finals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Dec 11, 2022
airmark:
If I ask you to rate this your ridiculous rebuttal on a scale of -10 to 10, what will you pick?
Nigga is going into Macaulay Chrisantus levels cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2022
Kilishihunter:
2010 world cup final's hosly not impact?
2009 clutch goal winner against Chelsea in 2009 is not impact?
Game changer from the bench in 2006 UCL no be impact?
Euros 2012 POTT no be impact
Affidavit polling both awards

Never in my life will I see a left winger go into tournament with zero goals and assists and win POTT like Iniesta did in Euro 2012

Media went into shakushaku madness and overdrive, trying to pay Iniesta back for not winning individual accolade after scoring 2010 WC final goal, which again was his only GA contribution to that tournament

When Xavi assisted the solitary winning goals in the Word Cup second round, quarterfinal and semifinal back to back, Iniesta was dancing shakushaku, until Fabregas gave him a clean 1v1 with the keeper in the final

A case of a horse being dragged to the stream everyday until he drinks

Xavi made Iniestas career. Even the one thing Iniesta is known for, that midfield tikitaka control, he was never good at it. It was Xavi work

Xavi assisted twice in Euro 2012 final, they chose a nigga with zero GA as POTT based on Kovacic style dribbles

Xavi assisted the only goal in Euro 2008 final

Studious people know who the real driver was

When Xavi started having Achilles tendonitis in 2013, everything disappeared.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:12pm On Dec 11, 2022
Debroslink:
Some people no get their own mind. They allow people's bias opinions to run their emotions.
Why would you call someone bias for looking at Kovacic outscoring and outassisting Mason Mount handsomely, doing more defending, controlling the midfield and concluding that Kovacic is better than Mount

The mad one is you, going off hype and shakushaku and ignoring rational facts

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
Ibime is still yet to tell us what happened to Barcelona with Xavi without iniesta


Emphasis on 2010 UCL semifinals.
Same thing that happened in 2009 except this time the referee favoured the other side unlike Ovebro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Adiwana:
Xavi was never a defensive midfielder. Busquet has always been a lone DM. Barca played practically a flat 4-3-3 often switching to a kind of 4-4-2 diamond most times with Messi playing mostly as a false 9. What are you talking about?
Essien and Ballack were not defensive midfielders either and Chelsea played 4-3-3 with Lampard and Essien/Ballack supported by Makelele

You don't need to play with semantics to know the meaning of my statement. Xavi was the deeperlying of the two, and the one who comes to collect ball from the defence, so in relation to Iniesta, he was a defensive midfielder.

That much is evident in their touch volume and where they receive the ball. The below picture is very recognisable as to their relative positions on the pitch.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:02pm On Dec 11, 2022
Watching Henderson yesterday, and his loss of speed and physical decline over the last two years remind me of Sir Alex Ferguson's statement 10 years ago that Henderson has problem with his running technique which will cause injury problems and decline later. I remember how Gerrard and Brendan Rodgers attacked Fergie then instead of focussing on the message. Fergie was a visionary TBH

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:58pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
Continuation
Yeah, we saw how tikitaka disappeared after Xavi left the scene
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/957325


Excerpt from the link above. Notice how it was all about how Iniesta is very vital not xavi.
Another affidavit

Every player has affidavit

In the words of Mourinho, when asked why Madrid cannot overtake Barca - "Xavi will retire one day"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2022
raumdeuter:
Who is the defensive midfielder?
The deeplying of the two. You know the one who comes to receive the ball from defence while shakushaku master will be up the pitch and cannot score or assist?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:43pm On Dec 11, 2022
raumdeuter:
How many goals and assists to win this La liga player of the year in 2006 when they won the CL
2005

13 assists

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2022
Debroslink:
But we should praise Lamfraud because of this below
Lampard has as many World Cup goals as Iniesta. Take it to VAR

Now tell us about goals in Euros

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2022
Debroslink:
Show us our UCL winning 2005/06 of Xavi, you dey trash talk. Xavi had ACL, yet he made WC team. This shows he played a couple of games for Barcelona. Show us his stats, you dey play scam like Lamfraud.
The scam is you saying Xavi only had one assist in 05/06 to absolve your Eunuchs impotence, when as a Barca fan you should know he missed most of the season with ACL injury. He returned for some substitute appearances just before the end of the season, which is how he was able to make Spain World Cup squad.

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