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afrodoc2:
Ah, not ill-spoken at all. Your manner of speech stands indeed necessary, a stout bulwark against the vile clutches of that accursed spambot, foul creation of the vilest of oppressors.

Well met, citizen. Your words are as a refreshing draught of vernal rain upon the parched earth. Only sage minds understand that the vile spambot is confounded by the vernacular of the common tongue; and would see impermanent censure upon the bearer of any phrase referencing Jupiters phallus, a turn of phrase which erudite speakers of our tongue are wrought to employ on frequent occasion.

With all misunderstanding set aside, let us chart path toward future colloquy devoid of baser instincts that sully our discourse with snide innuendo alluding to elevated station being undeserving.

afrodoc2:
Jupiter’s cock! Behold this pair of unworthy plebs, and mere pretenders to eloquence, grasping at words of elevated station as a child reaches for fruit beyond grasp.

You plebs grasp futilely at the tongue of true patricians, your words falling short as a slave’s reach for freedom denied. Please speak absent deceit, or see tongue removed from mouth.

Turn thought away from delusions of grandeur. One does not stand absent verbosity of a true patrician, but brevity stands safeguard against spambot lest eloquence see moniker parted from Nairaland for thirty minutes.

Ellexy:
Sentiment is noted, yet truth must find voice though tongue be threatened from month. The woman in question fights absent strength and stands unconvincing as a gladiator.

And yet upon the sands she shall find strength to split opponents arße like Jupiters cockerel

She does not stand absent precedent, the smallie of the late great Krixus proving that femininity is no impediment to skill with sword and shield

semid4lyfe:
Pls remind Youkay CFO that the fight is on Saturday morning (UK & Nigerian time) and not Sunday so hin no go miss the fight.

I'm in Mexico for Detty December. I go see where dey show am here, but I'm doubtful anywhere go show am. I done drop my Netflix subscription since.

Ellexy:
Na Wetin dey vex me for this new Spartacus series.....that female gladiator is rubbish, too lightweight and not convincing in any way shape or form.

Withdraw comment or see tongue parted from mouth

Slander against series with the most GOATED dialogue shall not be allowed to pass through lips

izzou:

airmark:
Congo can't survive this.

Ride on. I dey your back like backpack

Abeg which international app dey show AFCON

Will FIFA App cover it?

MonsieurCoder:
School fees for both kids $12k/year, in which University in the USA?

Na Cyprus university

As of 2011, UK school fees was already £12k each minimum

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=137841556]I don’t know the backstory to this video but if anybody tries this with me , out of me and him one person go Dey ground !

Dead body go surplus !

What was he expecting?? pic.twitter.com/m09xrCguiL

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) December 18, 2025

can't die over angry men on road.

One thing I love doing is when somebody is pressuring me from behind unreasonably on expressway and not maintaining proper distance even when he can see the car Infront of me is impeding my speed, I will just move aside to the slow lane, let him pass, then go behind him and start flashing him incessantly till he gets mad. This usually happens with Audi drivers. I don't know whats wrong with people who drive Audi that they feel they must drive recklessly at full speed everywhere and not maintain proper distance. Once I see someone not maintaining proper braking distance behind me incessantly, I pull this trick on them

Bimmarlykay:
Try landing in NK,and tell KIM aviation rules.😎

Almost all countries have banned their planes from flying over North Korean airspace before Kim send rocket to greet the plane

So Trump use Cartel excuse to try thief Venezuela oilfield? This ninja is moving no different from any authoritarian regime

Trevor012:
There's no way we landed there without first taking permission and letting them know. I feel that Burkina Faso president used it to boast his reputation of being a tough guy.

By aviation rules, if your airspace is not blocked to another country, they can make an emergency landing if in trouble

Traore is just being a buffoon for propaganda purposes as usual

Kittens leaves a very sour taste in the mouth with regard to Sporting Directors, just like Mudryk before him. Kittens is not better than Tyrique George in anything

Omoluabi16:
sure bro.I tell you, those islands did not play with their vote. They recognized their blood.Cole palmers 2023/2024 season was ballon dor worthy. Let's say Southgate wasn't a dumbo, and allowed him carry that form into Euro 2024. If England won, nothing would have stopped him.

You get it. All those federations for Caribbean fit reach 30 plus federations and none of them get population pass Lekki Phase 1 except a handful. Na sure cheat code for Palmer if he has a breakaway season.

pkasso:
This might sound funny but a part of my brain thinks the Trevor and Melvyn monikers are digital twins somewhat 😂 Most times, when I come across their posts, it's almost like I'm reading from the same person. Weird, but I can't explain it.

Yes, I know Trevor is a Utd fan and Melvyn supports Real Madrid. Also, Melvyn has been known to have strong feminist leanings, which I can't say the same for Trevor.

My theory is they share certain patterns along the lines of their writing style or personality and my subconscious some how picks up on this. There are a couple of other NLers I have this thing with.

Anyway, you can always excuse this rambling of mine 😂

Dem and that other guy called Swishhh those days be like the same person for my eye too

Emaprince:
Ibime indeed that diddy doc na fire work 50 did.

I'm still on the second episode...where puff was hiting a sex worker to perform on cass. No be small weird stuff.

And now that there is a clear evidence that puff order the murder if pac, his life maybe in danger when he is released. LA bloods might be on the look out fir anytime he slips. Suge now knows thatbhe was also a target.

Though suge saw kefee ....I am surprised he never retaliated on kefee since then

lol. Suge knew it was Kefee and Southside Crips from day one. There was a war between Southside and MOB almost immediately after 2Pac death and bodies fell on both sides but not that of Keffee or Orlando

Omoluabi16:
Lol. I just checked the votes for the fifa best Award. All those funny islands really did the lord's work for Cole palmer.

Poor raphinha. He go cry tire, his club is still fawning over an 18year old kid.

That means if Cole has a stellar season, Balon dor fit sure for am.

As a St Kitts and Nevis boy, all those small small Caribbean islands go vote for am boku in solidarity

NinjaMetahuman:
Gernacho is actually a decent buy

Garnacho is very OK. He is physically explosive and always gets into position though he may miss. There are not many that can get into goalscoring positions like him.

But the money spent on Garnacho, Kittens and Joao Pedro could have been spent on Eze and Semenyo who will deliver better service than all 3 combined and change go remain

Nateevs2:
This is why you can't keep a job.

This is a bit #

What prompted this?

Kilishihunter:
So what then happens if DRC is disqualified and we still lose whatever tourney that is made in Africa or the intercontinental playoffs? I think FIFA won't do anything anyways, we don't even deserve to be at this world cup

FIFA won't do anything, it's too complicated cos there are many affected parties and there are no calendar dates left for international playoffs

Most likely they fine DRC and bar those players from World Cup if the allegations are upheld

Even if they bar DRC completely, they can default to the highest placed qualifiers for a shootout which is Gabon and Cameroun

The only scenario in which we would benefit is if they default to the highest ranked qualifier which is unlikely

semid4lyfe:
Dangote must not be allowed to run a monopoly in fuel. Let him compete with the importers. .

It's not as straightforward

This is a major commodity war which all the American industrial Godfathers like Rockefeller, Henry Rogers, Edward Doheny faced and they used similar strong arm tactics to corner the market in the American industrial age

The oil being imported is Urals oil from Russia which is illegally refined in Malta at $7-$20 discount from Brent or Bonny light which is Dangotes primary source

Dangote cannot brazenly purchase Urals oil for risk of sanctions on him and the Nigerian Government

The 15% tariff is designed to close that margin gap and level the playing field

Refining is a low margin business and you cannot make up $20 per barrell price differential from the refining process. It would be cheaper to buy the shadow Maltese refined oil and transport it to Nigeria than to buy Brent and refine in Nigeria. Hence his connundrum. NNPCL are rendering him uncompetitive by engaging in black market importation that he is not allowed to partake in.

In business, everything is about margins, never personal, and he will fight until he is at parity on input price, then may the best man win from there.

None of his Financial feasibility models for the refinery predicted the Russia-Ukraine war that led to this price differential, he is highly overleveraged with cost overruns and probably at risk (if not already) breaching all his loan covenants (loan covenants specify profitability and gearing ratios like Loan-to-Value etc that must be met, otherwise he would be in breach which comes with interest penalties or worse such as a lien on his collateral). He is in a fight for his life here. This is all triggered by the erasure of the 15% tariff.

iamoyindamola:
Done
Check again, I saw him this morning having - meaning he's been No1 for long
I was confused it, i will revoke the general league code too

Thanks 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

airmark:
Country that rank highest among those affected should get the nod then.

Hahahaha. You want use corner corner

airmark:
Na Raumdeuter go host us.

According to the reports, six DR Congo players who switched nationality allegedly failed to complete the required eligibility process. It is claimed they did not formally renounce their previous citizenships, a key requirement given that DR Congo does not recognise dual nationality.

Further allegations state that several players who featured in the playoff match were over the age of 21, yet still held passports from other countries, rendering them ineligible under FIFA regulations.

“The chances of the petition against DR Congo succeeding are even stronger than when South Africa were docked three points and three goals for fielding an ineligible player against Lesotho,” SCORENigeria quoted.

“A petition has been submitted against DR Congo concerning the eligibility of several players who featured in the World Cup Playoffs in Morocco.

“There is still hope for the Super Eagles, provided the Intercontinental Playoffs in Mexico have not been played.”

lol. Cameroon or even Burkina Faso who were denied Playoff spot won't just sit back and let Super Eagles benefit.

@ iamoyindamola,

Please remove this William Selman ghost from Nairaland main league

He is a ghost who just inserted himself into the top of the league at Gameweek 17 and is not a Nigerian or Nairalander

One of those asewo who.join every league just to ruin people's fun

Please confirm when you have removed him

Amethyst101:
See Petrovic wey men dem dey fight for, say make he stay

It's like he does the most activity, flying, diving here and there, but still concedes goals like anything

Sanchez clears him by far at the moment

Thank God we were in the wrong

Sanchez is clear

4 goals scored and Mbuemo owners no chop anything inside

What a wawu

GrammarNazi1:
Funny.

However, the brand of treadmill may be significant to the correctness, or lack of it, of the readings.

Well speaking from years of calculating it, 5km should land you at 350 kcals at that speed and at an average weight. Have seen many treadmills giving kcals I don't expect.

Google calculators should confirm anything you expect at any speed.

6ixT8:
The efficient of treadmill. But why so much disparities in calories?

Your treadmill calories is incorrect and too high. That 436 calories for a 4.65km run at 10km/hr can only be for a person above 100kg.

As a general rule of thumb each 10km run at 10km/hr is 700 calories for a person weighing 75-85kg. So a 5km run as you did should bring out 350 calories, then adjust up or down according to your weight

The 10km/hr is my natural treadmill rhythm and I did 5km this morning at that rhythm on an unimpeachable treadmill (not China made) without inputting my weight, and it came out at 344 calories

Jamiuokolaa:
I thought I was the only one that noticed the weight and fitness issues.

Most of us were expecting to see an agile, explosive, "Prime-Vardy-esque" CF wrecking havoc on PL defenders.

Shame!

He is not carrying weight per se, just too much muscle. If you look at his body he looks like someone who spends too much time in the gym prioritising muscle gains that will make him slow

Joezinho:
Is this list for real? I don’t understand

Premier League started 1992 so it's for real