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Eruditor:
Don't you guys get tired?

The league is a forgone conclusion. And they will win it with greater distance between 1st and 2nd compared to last season.

I am still on NL for the UCL. After that, I might change my name to Pepruditor or just leave NL for good.

This is me Elruditor reporting live from Etihad, where I can assure all my fellow Pep côcksuckers that City will still win the league this season.

I sorry for those who paid money to watch that fight. It was always going to be a low risk affair with the man with longer reach staying out of range behind the jab all night.

This is not what we watch heavyweight boxing for!

When you get Ko'd as a Champion, you must revenge with a KO like Lennox-Rahman, if not street no go respect am.

I let AJ slide this time because he usually takes risks in his fights prior to Ruiz teaching him a lesson.

I thank God WIlder and Fury have similar or longer reach, so heavyweight boxing doesn't turn into the drudgery of the Lennox Lewis and Klitschko years where they hide behind the jab for 10 years.

Oasis007:




Donjazet looking at Bikeman like..... I no tell you? See your Lamps?!

I don't know what the fück possessed Lampard to drop Tomori and bring that nervous Christensen back to partner Zouma who spreads nervousness everywhere, added to a calamity keeper.

Anywhere Citadel boys went to tie Rudiger destiny with injuries, they should go and release it.

Rudiger and Tomori partnership from here on please. Let's go beg Everton to come back with their offer for Zouma. Anyone who bid for Christensen, they should accept too.

Tomori is better than Zouma and Christensen abeg

digz:
You sabi....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FTMWokRL4c

Crack did a number on this one walahi

This is disgusting. Line of the year.



I had you at the Heat games/ in them front seats main/
You like "we could trip a referee Bae"/
I'm like "Ma, you gotta chill, pick that bag up off the floor"/
"Bïtch, act like you been here before"/



He can be prosecuted for this

Ugh.

We already have 2 good left wingers which is where Zaha operates. Zaha should not be priority where Hudson-Odoi cannot even see space to play.

A right winger is more needed.

Ziyech at £25m release clause will add an advantage we do not currently have, namely set piece delivery. We don't even have a single left footer in our starting line up vs Villa

airmark:
They have their own ways of rating players. They look for CB's number of assists, before giving the nod.

Aparisports llc

Raumdeuter - MD/CEO

Eruditor - General manager

Timbros - Branch manager, Chelsea

Swissh - Branch manager, Arsenal

Melvyn - Branch manager, Madrid

afrodoc123456789 - Branch manager, Manchester

a40 - Driver to MD/CEO

lordfalcao - MD's Personal Barber

Which hair lordfalcao dey cut?

Wetin concern fish with raincoat?

Are you saying lordfalcao is not gainfully employed at ApariSports?


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Leyqute:
You can’t fault him for being ambitious na. But I agree the way he flirted back at Everton was inappropriate.

There is is difference between being ambitious and whøring. If a manager start angling for a transfer after just 3 months, how can you expect any player to commit to a project for a year? We've gotten used to player disloyalty but never seen that level of disloyalty from a manager before.

Freddie Ljungberg had a reputation as being gay during his playing career. Although the rumours were untrue, I cannot see such flamboyant personality being successful as a manager

Arselol

HewlettPackard:
Sowore released on bail, Hallelujah.

My nigga is free!

Leyqute:
Ibime will be pleased. He detests that guy.

Not really. I used to like him at Hull. The way he behaved at Watford killed his Goodwill and I'm sure ultimately ended his top level career.

pamcode:
As in Ibime is No 40, Nihilist is nowhere to be found. Most of those in the No 1 cup league haven't made 800 points.

December is when I start my run. I spend the first 3 months building team value. The year I won FPL, I was 200 points behind at start of December. I will surely finish top 10 unless I ditch the main league for FA Cup and start spending points to position myself for Playoffs

Happy Spurs are losing. They seem to be our main challengers for 4th place

Mount repays my FPL faith!

My players are drinking yellow card like kunu

BlueAngel444:
Could manage Tomori for now?

Rudiger and Tomori

Zouma spread panic with his touch on the ball

I don tire for this our defense abeg.

We need Rudiger badly.

Zouma out!

Thecassanova:
Ibime, how about that Father Abraham song?

Thunder fire Giroud and all his supporters

The writer is confused between Dominica and Dominican Republic, mentioning both simultaneously.

For clarity, the country in question is Dominica, the English speaking country. . . . not Dominican Republic, the Spanish speaking country which borders Haiti.

PDPGuy:
I just checked and Ben Foster will be turning 37 next year! I guess CFC has to make do with Kepa for the foreseeable future till another decent u-25 goalie is discovered

How old did you think Ben Foster was? Someone who was England no1 a decade ago. I was looking your comment with cøck-eye

donjazet:
Giroud was reliable for us last season. As a matter of fact, one could argue that Giroud single-handedly won us the Europa league with his plethora of goals. Your attempt to belittle his efforts last season is very feeble. He scored more than 15 goals last season and that's very okay for a 2nd striker.

Reliable against who? Albanian farmers?

My friend stop that noise.

Giroud has been utter shyte. .

Giroud has had plethora of opportunities to take the first team shirt and failed massively. Conte and Sarri hated Morata yet could not even rely on Giroud.

Giroud was no fücking 2nd striker. He had one foot in the first 11 for a full year and failed.

A true 2nd striker is Batsman who has never had starting shirt unlike Giroud. Batsman only got few minutes here and there unlike Giroud who started many games and failed.

In EPL:

Batsman 668 minutes, 8 goals - that's one goal per 84 minutes

Giroud 1563 minutes, 5 goals - that's one goal per 313 minutes

Can you see the difference between an "okay second striker" and a "failed first striker" who relegated himself to 2nd striker by failing to take his chances. Batsman is a real 2nd striker who never got starts, while Giroud was given shirt and relegated himself.

Giroud has been in Chelsea two years now, and has been utter shyte, to where we preferred Morata in certain games.

Start of season, Giroud had starting shirt and was doing nothing, till Tammy came and blew him away.

Yet we keep hearing Giroud name on here. Are people blind? Even Batshauyi record as a substitute striker has always been better than Giroud, abi is it Europa league stats against Thessalonian farmers that is confusing everyone?. The Arsenal reject has 5 fücking premier league goals in 2 years. Even when Morata was fumbling, Giroud could not take shirt despite the coach not wanting to start Morata.

If I hear anyone mention Giroud name again here ehn.

Someone said "all Abraham does is score goals"

We could do with a goal or two today.

As fore, I was never expecting an easy game against West Ham. London derby against West Ham is never easy. I remember spending hard earned money to go to Stamford Bridge some years back for West Ham match that ended 0-0. That was the game we accused West Ham of playing 19th century football.

hensben:
Giroud. He will benefit Pulisic and willian.

So you don't see Lampard pressing game and the role of the striker in it?

How does Giroud fit into that?

chic2pimp:
Your place of work must not too far from Mine then. Need to find another way Home as London Bridge is currently on Lockdown.

Carry your bike on your head and swim across the Thames

nihilistjnr:
Omo some terrorist shit just happened near my office and we've all been sent home.

Can you guys please be sending one boko haram operative to London every Friday afternoon?

Our London Office just sent out alert. Not been on news all day. So you done go back London?

A40:
I didn't say me. I said people. And I'm not wrong because the sentiment back then was he was more mauler than technician.

His head movement was top notch and he did that better than most. But there is a reason he aged so badly. Tyson was the quickest, most mobile Heavyweight ever but even I wouldn't tell list him among the greatest technicians ever in the Heavies. The minute he lost his speed he was cooked and that's the truth

Speed and technique equate to the same thing for any short heavyweight. Tyson is 5 ft 10 and 3/4. You cannot hide behind jab at that height in heavyweight division. Your speed is your technical base.

A40:
The one guy I still believe can decisively beat Wilder is AJ. If he can work on his defense. The suspect chin is not going anywhere but with improved defense he can at least stay upright till he gets a chance to land that uppercut or use his combos. I just don't see Wilder as a guy you get into the ring hoping to outbox

If Wilder chin is stronger than AJ, what guarantee that AJ will knock him out first. Wilder can survive two or three concussive combinations, and law of averages he'll catch AJ next and get the KO.

Wilder most likely loss will be on points to a better box who can evade ko for 12 rounds

A40:
I mean people talked about Tyson lacking boxing skills and being a bruiser. Wilder is even worse but unlike Tyson he doesn't even need a combo to drop you flat on your back

Did you really type this?

My respect for your boxing knowledge just went down a notch.

Tyson is one of the best technicians the Heavyweight division has seen. When it comes to slipping punches and head movement, Tyson was pure class. His slip is surely followed by right hook to the liver, then uppercut. Most fighters got beaten by liver shots and opened up their head to protect their liver.

The only thing that would make someone say Tyson lack boxing skills is if they watched only the latter half of his career when he didn't have the fitness to carry out his slip, right hook, right uppercut style which is very cardio intensive.

LegoxMetahuman:
the ref was awful tonight sha.


every 1 on 1 call goes to valencia.

and whats up with the 7minutes?

That ref never played football, just buying every dive.

Meanwhile one useless Lille player just miss open goal