₦airaland Forum

Did you mean to say a house boy? Actually we have men like that but most times not willingly. The woman might have given him ewe jokoje ( A jass, that makes him to be obedient). Fear this gender, their mama and their friends. If them put hands for your mata ehn, na only God fit help you. They do this mostly to arrogant men and womanizers. If you don't believe me, ask the women in Gbagi market in Ibadan

Yeah, thank God. Emewere pack and go to kuje prison. The guy suffer us no be small

Sorry bro. Work like this will tie you down and will never allow you to look for another one. So, for how long will you continue to stay in a work that takes away the whole of your time, not even public holidays. Bro, receive your salary at the end of the month and leave the job to hunt for a better one. Probably, teaching that will give you time to learn a skill during the closing hours or vacation. I remember those day when I would leave work at four o'clock for computer training, then at seven o'clock, I used to go and learn barbing.Then come back home at ten am.

gentleibraheem:
Lol. How rational does it sound to modernise a religion. So it is now like a software you update to suit your desire

Let him know. That's why Islam is different from other religion that have changed their ways to suit them

I hear you. I go start to touch anybody wey I see now

Longman6:
Interesting Enugu to Ibadan for sex.... human desires

I tell you. The girl com fine die. Na because say I dey take her dey pose for street, Na why I no tell her make she go since

SenorFax:
At least she died being with her lover

Something I've always been scared of.
What if I invited her and she died over, how I go explain myself?

Nobody will definitely believe the guy

Mind you, forensic autopsy in Nigeria is a serious mess. Can't blame the guy for running. Either ways he's going to jail.

Bro, it's not only you who have the fear o. I have done it before and I promised myself never to try such again.
I met a girl on 2go that year, she came from Enugu to my place in Ibadan. She spent 6 months with me. Everyday, whenever she was sleeping, I would check if she was still breathing and I would say "thank God". None of her family nor friends knew that she was with me in Ibadan. The day she left, omo I dance Kukere o. That bitch hardly chat with me on Facebook now. Na so I got just waste my life because of one ogbanje

hmonaco:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/v/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/another-female-student-raped-and-killed-in-ibadan/amp/%3famp_js_v=0.1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%253D#ampf=

These crazy beings should please stop doing this to our innocent girls. Could it be because brethrens are not allowed to operate that's why rape cases are rampant these days? Sex starved animals!

andrewtosin:
Lol bro. You are ìbílè oh.
You be omo science student

� I be small ibile jare

andrewtosin:
You mean no reactive measure was taken?

It was her thigh, so I tied it with a rope, up and down. I gave her aporo epa ijebu(a Yoruba herb) and that was all.
You can also give the victim five kolanut to eat or you clean the spot with soap and water and apply onion

akeentech:
I found this giant scorpion on my wardrobe this morning, I had to search for the right section to post it using "snake" as a keyword so I was directed to celebrities section.

Now I understand why snake threads make fp, snakes are celebrities on nairaland.

Just exactly the type that stung my wife last week. I was lucky to kill it and my wife didn't feel the pain .

For real! Does this mean that you didn't have any case of covid-19 before. So all na wash! Nija I hail o!

jaytee01:
Can they tell us what they do for a living?

You want to know? Ask Gandollar

God please protect us, one has to be careful in Oyo state this time

She know say she dey do well. Oya add ambassador join her level na

chiiraq802:
Jonzing man...Collect money comot face...Nigeria na scam already......#Sinzu money just dey cashout anyhow, You dey busy dey form Holy Holy...

Because aboki is in the holy month of Ramadan

GodPunishBiafra:
Hmm!

I don't believe it.
Nigerian security man...

He probably sensed that the smart cunning chinkos could blackmail him with it later...
Gan-dollar comes to my mind...
Who gives such huge amount in raw cash?

Kudos to him for not falling into the trap

Aboki is fasting, wrong time for the Chinese

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

Brother, you are dealing with a spiritual wife. First, when you masturbate, you have rock erection but when you are to do it wth a lady,you don't have.Can you relate that? You have fasted and prayed, you saw the result. Don't relent, continue to fast and pray, and also see ur pastor.you shall overcome.
I know some people don't believe in spiritual wife of a thing but we the local ones do and experience is the best teacher. If you know you know

Blessnelly:
after bleeping her. What z d probability of not bleeping her again if u av a misunderstanding in ur home, u den find comfort in her arms?

Carefully read read my comment, I didn't say I bleep her. If I made an attempt, she would allow me

inedujac:
Good one!
I don't support destroying of hard earned properties .

Like one Mr ........ �

Born in America, die in Nigeria... What an achievement

When is this going to end

No one is above the law. Even governors use face mask. They should be prepared for part two

omoiyamayor:
Dont ruin others happiness for your feelings,that's bein selfish.

You are right. There was a lady that I had feelings for back then in 2006 when I was in college. She had feelings for me too that we couldn't do without each other in a day. When I finally expressed how I felt, she told me she was engaged to a guy that was working in UBA but with the way she was she would allow me to bleep her. I had to maintain the friendship because I didn't want to ruin her engagement. I also wasn't ready for marriage. She got married in February the following year (2007) and I got married in 2016. We are still friends now even with her husband. We still see one another

Baba God, help us that are working in private schools. How do the government think we survive? Government teachers still get their salaries but no one is talking about the private school teachers especially those working in low class schools. Baba owo re lawa

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

E dey pain you, make I comot am , I go manage am soooo... Na which guy sing that song sef? Konji na bastard Las las

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

��� Please pass out for her my guy

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Bros Op if you never chop belle full nor start wetin you nor go fit finish
To build house nor be moi moi
except say you want build a low budget asss building

Na so i start one last year because say i dey see small small boys dey build mansion for our area for sapele road, Benin city
As i start am na there i realize what have put my hand into
Initially i wanted a metro tiles roof and parafet abi na parapet
But as i begin buy steel rod and cement from foundation.
Shaperly na im i change mind say if i fit do am reach roofing level then na the normal roofing i go use. Buying of wood( plank) for budding and three quarter granite nearly give me depression.

Even up till now the building dey there. No money to even do the normal roofing not to talk of metro tiles
A real niggarrr is too young to die because of house
I can't kill myself. Make the building dey there

Bros, first of all, congratulations to you for taking the very first step. Didn't you hear that Rome wasn't built in a day? As you don start now, e beta pass person wey neva even start. Most people are waiting to have millions before they start and they end up not building anything. You see those ones we call illiterates sometimes make better decisions than we do. Most of the carpenters, mechanics, tailors etc already have their own house. They used to say that the brains of the learned ones are at the back of their hands. They don't wait till they have millions. Once you start,your mind will be attracted to it, you won't have to spend money on unnecessary things. You don't have to rush it, gradually you will complete it. Remember,slow and steady wins the race. Congratulations once again bro. The Lord will see you through.

Now it's time for him to meet the Judge of all judges.

Bj5all:
You told you a man that is close to his mother doesn't make a good husband? Or don't you know most men treat their wives like they treat their mum?

There is a difference between a good man and a stupid one irrespective of how close they are to their mother. Some are never close to their mum and still treat their wives sooo badly. Others are close to their mum and their wives are lucky to have them.

Don't go about giving marriage advise you know nothing about. It's obvious you are not married yet.

I beg tell her... So it's a bad thing if your son is close to you. Every woman will grow to become a mother some days.

What goes around comes around.. He that is alive does know how he will die.

Try and be his friend, then you can know what he feels for you. Don't be too much in a hurry, let it be gradual. But still, use your head!