₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] What?? [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Seems like our nairaland 'GEj till 2019' mantra has struck a BIG cord in the real world....LoL. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Not now when we have the upperhand,you will? [/color]

Janetozi: for u to ask that question, it means u know how urine taste & u can only know that by drinking it.

[color=#1980BC] Really? [/color]

Janetozi: so u have been drinking ur urine!! Madness.

[color=#1980BC] Why do you say so?! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Willie is on a mission.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Israeli interests aren't safe overseas anymore.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This better be thieffnubu's pet project or we see this ambition going the way of Fourth Mainland,Lekki sea port,Lekki international airport and that deceit that is Lekki Expressway... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Why does it taste like piss? [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Vivé lé Francé [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Who in the APC wants Buhari dead?? Whose ambition is Buhari blocking??.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] "How i escaped stage-managed assasination attempt"- iiichidodo [/color]

BaddieKay: Thank God nothing happened to their General....But I dnt think GEJ would be a fool to go after him jx dayz after he publicly said sum stuffs about him(GEJ).,And if GEJ really planning it I dnt think there would have been any room 4 mistakes.


In my opinion (u have Urs and I have mind)this is a script written by Tchidi chikere and well played out by Buhari Or some1 somewhere jx wants to paint oga Jona as d bad guy...mind u,am not PDP or APC

[color=#1980BC] Except if Buhari planned this all for cheap political points and sympathy.... [/color]

tall2ce: Buhari is looking for sympathy vote

[color=#1980BC] At whose expense?? The legions of Kaduna dead?!... [/color]

anago18: [s]you reek of gigantic stupidity and you are an epitome of idiocy. little wonder the word idi0t was stamped on the birth certificate of all the offspring of the losers that sired you.[/s]

[color=#1980BC] I see we are getting high tonight.....Islamic drunkard. [/color]

ISP1KSDATROOF: [s]Mr.Ichidummy, so Buhari wanted to kill Buhari to gain public sympathy, or isnt that what you're telling us? Buhari kills himself in a fake bomb attack and his ghost contests the President election, is that not so?

SMH is crack free on the streets of major Nigerian cities or what because I can't seem to understand yall's thought process.[/s]

[color=#1980BC] I understand this is too complex for numbnuts like yourself to grasp but we can't be blamed for the vast empty space in your skull,can we?.. [/color]

publisher: RIDDLE

FUSHO WILLIAMS had internal squabbles with Ogunlewe and Obanikoro.
Somebody killed Funsho,and made us want to blame Ogunlewe,Obanikoro and the PDP.

BURAHI recently had public squabbles with GEJ and the PDP over the state of the nation.
Somebody attempts to kill Buhari and make us blame GEJ and PDP.

Who is that somebody and which political party does he (or her) belong to?

Answers Please.

[color=#1980BC] Then your answer is Buhari...An attempt on Buhari will trigger not only,a wave of sympathy to his ideals and political machinery thereby boosting his battered reputation and eradicating the belief that he is a boko sympathizer but a public swell of anger to his political opponents and those in ASO rock.....its a win-win situation. [/color]

lawanson44: Buhari: So this is the plan, i will be passing by Kawo on this afternoon...eh...Hamza, make sure you people detonate the first bomb in Alkali Road targeting Mr Bauchi. Then at the same time, i will be passing by Kawo road where immediately after detonating the first one, call Amiru to detonate the second one.

Hamza: Ba ruwana megida!

Buhari: Amiru, immediately you receive the flashing from Hamza, detonate the bomb. I hope you place it far from the road?

Amiru: Yes megida! as my motor dey pass, i go press the vutton por the remote.

Buhari: Good! Make sure it explodes as soon as i pass and then you, Mustapha, will come out of the other car and start shooting at my Jeep. We must make it look like this is an attack from GEJ and PDP! Kiji kwo?

Mustapha: No frovlem megida. But megida, i no go wound when i dey shoot your moto?

Buhari: Noooooo! The jeep is bullet proof so i will be ok. My body-guards Usman and Musa will use the razors i gave them to cut their selves so that they will bleed a little so it looks real. We must make sure that when this happens, our followers will think it is GEJ and start causing trouble. Is that not what we want?

All: It is! Sai Buhari!! GEJ Banza buuro ubaa iska kowei!!!

Buhari: Oya! Let's Go!!


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2 hours later.... Read the OP's story

[color=#1980BC] Epic, and so to make this very credible, lives have to be sacrificed except those on the frontline of contact (razor blade bois)....Bloodsucking politicians. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Why wasn't this stage managed just like the assasination attempt on the late Emir of Kano...."Two body guards 'slightly' injured from a massive explosion purpotedly targeting their principal with great loss of lives"Sorry, but how come?? Was Buhari tipped off?! Or was he or one his close lieutenants the mastermind?? [/color]

[color=#1980BC] It is always good to stand up to bullies in this context the hausa fulanis can understand how it feels to sh**t their pants.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is unbelievable as No combatant earns below 40 k never mind an airforce personnel in any JTF....Could be an unfortunate local who must have been caught in a military fatigue culled from a fallen soldier or gotten frim black market...Or just a plain suicide sacrificial victim offered up for propaganda purposes.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Israel has the right to defend herself even though innocent lives will be lost......All of this is on Hamas's head. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Football Manager Handheld 2014
Hawx
Gun-ship II
Captain America.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Incompetence at its peak..... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Time to resurrect my sim... [/color]

freshdude2: Lol. Always love sexy football. That's why I love em, their teamwork is superb. Let's see what Morata brings to the table.

[color=#1980BC] Alright then,cheers.... [/color]

freshdude2: And Vucinic with his long-range power shots that no keepers catches. What I love most about them is that they play appealing sexy football without sacrificing the basics.

[color=#1980BC] Sexy?! Juventus is a brutish team,you should see me in action in the heady yellowcard -laden days of Nedved,Sissoko,Iaquinta,Amauri. Since our Vucinic has been shipped out,I am contemplatin pushin Vidal in the hole or Giovinco...Fortunately Alvaro morata coming into the fray will fit in quite nicely… [/color]

freshdude2: Don't do that catenaccio stuff but Juve are a very good team people don't know about. I use 3-5-2 but will try out 3-4-1-1 on my next gamble session.

[color=#1980BC] Juve are a strong,athletic team with excellent chemistry....what is in vogue these days are attack,attack,attack without letup.If everyone is coming to the party with fast attack fighter jets (Manure,Real madrid,Psg and co) why follow the crowd when you can blow them out of the sky with Surface to Air S-A11 (satan) missile batteries??.....Especially with Pirlo to deliver pin-point accurate passes from the deep to devil-man Tevez?![/color]

[color=#1980BC] Still findin difficult to believe that these kidnappings actually happened...although a grand APC conspiracy with these unfortunate pawns at the centre should keep the juice flowing..... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Not as deft as i used to be seeing as youngsters have developed mad skills this days but when we do go head to head especially at FIFa,catenaccio has always been my rock and saviior.It can prevent a deluge of goals at same time a chance to pop a goal and shut the game down is some thing i always enjoy.....
3-4-1-1.....Juventus. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Maybe he just found he contracted HIV and so he decided to do himself a big favour........I know would do the same. [/color]