₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] This thread belongs to the gutter. I can
see the handwriting of the oily ones all
over.[/color]

eggheaders: Only cowards and effimate demented sissies fight dirty when the attacker is on a recess. For eons I have been whipping you blue black only for you to get your heart together at my bedtime. What manner of coward are this shyte head igboids. The otapiapia busines will trive in your region in using it eliminate the kidnappers, ritualist, fake medicine patrons and other low lies that makes your region unlivable for normal human beings.

[color=#1980BC] And only Ibadan sampions soak so much ijebu garri they cant finish it, Jobless Yoruba bigot being pummelled by
one and only Omoibo.
His uppercut and brutality moves just dey
land on top the Yoruba yamheads. gbom, gbram,
gbraaaaa, kpram.
This ichidodo no get joy at all,
bwahahahaha.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] @Delvinmaya.What i spew here is my own concern because one man's verbal trash could be another's golden nuggets.As long as the trash keeps some APC cockroaches in check, i will keep on spraying my insecticides away.Now f**k off .
Apologies @ howmanage[/color]

cramjones: This will be the last post I will do concerning this threat email. I have had further discussions with the team helping me understand the mail's origin. One thing is sure, whoever sent this email, understands "IP detroll" that is exactly what the person has done to make sure the origin of the email remains uncertain. Whether it came from the United States or Lagos or wherever the person must have sent it. I remain unruffled. This is the very last post I will do concerning this email threat.

[color=#1980BC] You can fool some people all the time, you can also fool all the people some time but you cannot fool all the people all the time.Now get lost with your lies and forgery[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Pure Comic relief, couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably at the foolishness of some folks in here.Nairalanders are very smart people,i must say.[/color]

eaglechild: You are very ignorant,
Your once "beautiful" city that has been the country's capital for years without which it would have just been another slum.

In any case what all mega cities have in common is diversity.

If you want an all Lagos Yorobar, no need to look too far, just down the road is a slum named Ibadan and not far off is oshogbo, that is your all Yorobar Lagos.

[color=#1989BC]Apt response bro,myopic individuals assume Lagos metropolis was built entirely by the efforts of the yorobarr forgetin it was an FG enclave for decades,if they want to see what a Yorobarr built lagos will look like dilapidated towns e.g Akure,Ibadam etc are perfect examples. Now who the hell wants to live there??
@topic.Fashola's second term has been a terrible fiasco, a Govt for the rich is a charade[/color]

[color=#1980BC] The descendants of Odua have all ran away,
Omoibo last man standing.Special acknowledgement goes to One Naira,Only truth,Super-eagle,Dozzybaba,Willy-wlly,Cashkid et al Unu di too much.GOD Bless Nigeria,GOD punish devil.Pax out.
[/color]

[color=#1980BC] My thoughts:
Nothing good can come out of names like
Akinola, Ogundeji, kazeem, fatai, Sikiru.
When they are not exhuming corpses,
they are drying human heads on fences
and trees.[/color]

eggheaders: Your stupidity is world class making imb.....eciles feeling like Nobel winners. Go get laid with a red yansh bonono dolts...

[color=#1980BC] I sell otapiapia cos there is a ready
market for it in ngbatiland. Oduans like my yorobar punchin bag mix it
with ewedu when they become tired of
omoibo wahala as lectured in the course-
Awolowo 121.Happy Iyetade Soyinka humping[/color]

eggheaders: That priceless coming from a product of beastiality and a fool whose momma gat rammed in all fours by motor park tout. Do the world a favour by sawing off your head. So biosphere will have one more waste of space to battle with. In your night made tell ojuiku is only legacy agpa is now a boy boy extension of PDP the Hausa Fulani party.

[color=#1980BC] I'm very angry, is this dreary stuff the
only jargon you can come up with?
Whatever happened to my formidable
thickheaded punching bag??.I guess Iyetade Soyinka [R.I.pieces]is callin you to bed[/color]

eggheaders: Your stupidity need to be put in check, ain',t y'all low lifes the reason the green passport become a leech in all airport across the world with your famous affinity for criminality. Far worst than the Affinity acid gat for metals. Scoundrel In your sorrowful nightmare same me well to all your brothers awaiting the hangman noose all over south east Asia, eze- ego, Clifford orji, the vegetable ojuiku and other worthless Igbos. And don't forget to wake your poppa with sliding tackles in the morning to say your good morning to him.

[color=#1980BC] Oluya!, you don tire?... in your next life
make sure you don't emanate from the
kinda scrotal sac we seeing here. That's
your best chance of being of a Normal
human being in your reincarnation.Now go hump Iyetade Soyinka in spirit [/color]

eggheaders: Son it pass my bed time. Am sleeping and replying you at almost the same time. When I was active you were running for safety. Let me put it straight to you dumbbell one and for all. Lagos boast of over 200 market you control only 3 ladipo, aspamda and alaba. But in your dumb skull you own Lagos same way you own abuja, London and america as long as it cures your inferiority complex. You choose who the president of the nation will be yet y'all androids cry every election year about IBO presidency isn't that an irony??. All I see is some 2 by 2 shop owners, yorubas work smart and not labour like some uneducated mofos, if you wanna know our hustle get your sorry a$$ to the stock exchange, the blue chips coys and the oil multinationals. Trying to educate his like wanting an Eskimo to have a sunbath in his igloo. Like jayz forever young you are forever dumb. Go sleep In the misery of tonight whipping from your chi.

[color=#1980BC] You wan go sleep?, i think say you go do
this...do that to ichidodo and him
brodas. Came here whining and groaning like Wole Soyinka's Dead daughter.
Ile kewu goon.
You should join the likes of lawal
babafemi, Adeboloja and strap a bomb to
yourself and save Nigeria some
headache. The world would have been a
better place if the urethrals of some
uncircumsized, islamic,ngbatic distended scrotal
packages were super-glued forever.Greet nnanyi Odua,Awo and Rest in pieces Miss Iyetade Soyinka in your dreams[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Where is ma punchin bag?![/color]

eggheaders: Are you trying so hard to make sense or something. Save us your mourning songs, son of hyper testosterone village mgbeke. Go give it to all the female members of you lineage from behind hey you worthless shyte of poo. Y'all low life smell like the stench in ochanga market.

[color=#1980BC] Now listen, for retortin lame lines to my uppercuts,
it is a sign you are coming back to your
senses, soon you will be released from
your mental ward i.e if you don't show more signs
of recuperating from your Schizophrenic
disposition.
You and your lands are our properties,
jointly co-owned by the Hausas/fulani.
You are dependent on us for survival. Ask
the beans sampions of Ibadan or the
alabaru in Idumota and ladipo. That's the
way nature has made it son
You don't tell us whom to present as
presidential candidates, we simply choose
the one we want (right now we are with GEJ). GEJ
wouldn't need to win the polling booths
in Ifo your village to be president. You and Your
votes are the most useless in Nigeria, you
are leeches and your votes hardly makes
anyone a president. ASk Awo, MKO and
buhari. This message can only sink in
when you are discharged from Aro
psychia[/color]

[color=#1980BC]Where is my punching bag?!?! I'm getting bored[/color]

eggheaders: This guy is obviously brainless. Even my dog can't be this stupid. Son go get a lobotomy and replace your obviously dull brain with rat brain. The rat poison will sell when in your region the gwaripa guy comes to mind. The re*tard even speak Yoruba so good, colonizing the Igbos since 1800. Can't wait till the day when Yoruba will be the lingua franca in our lady's woliwo, urban boys and girls, ckc and onitsha high school.

[color=#1980BC] Snatching at straws aren't you? Since the day you jumped outta Iya
salau's purulent and pungent extra-large
pu.s.sy, even pigs have been padlocking
their nostrils when you pass by . Yoruba
odour na die ask google.
Storing Yoruba poos in Nylon under your
beds and catapulting it at the unfortunate
Aboki in Ibadan won't stop you from
being political and economic slaves in
naija .
You can open a Nylon-poo throwing
branch at Illorin, throw some at the Emir,
your chief slave tamer at illorin
and dodge in a gutter, baba suwe style.
Of course you know the consequences,
your Yoruba rectums will be wider than a
GP tank, when his horses are through
with inseminating you swines .[/color]

eggheaders: Crap even pinky can't be this stupid.

[color=#1980BC] Retort a response, don't be scared? i promise to be nice[/color]

eggheaders: Damn coming from peeps that still live in the wide with apes when the yorubas already built working kingdom. Peeps that still eat human flesh in the 21st century are normal human??. If not yorubas who will help y'all ret...ard form the Igbo words and if not us y'all low life will still be wearing leaves as clothes to day and living life like acting the scenes of things fall apart.

[color=#1980BC] we will be opening an Otapiapia
manufacturing head office in Ikene, baba
Awo will be our poster boy, HIV sorry HID
will receive some gratuity for the use
Awo's pic. So the likes of you can follow
suit like your Awo your political oluwa and
save normal humans some very important
Oxygen. You can be our experimental
marketing manager shouting opa eshin!,
opa eku! opa cockroach! and take a good
dose like your demi-god afterwards.
Your "poopoophilia' is internationally
renowned, even the South africans and
kenyans dey throway salute to the
children of nna yi odu.[/color]

eggheaders: Damn you so far from been sensible like the distance from earth to Pluto. What correlation do the 8 year obj presidency gat to do with the smacking I am giving your Igbo?? Anyway we gat 8 years y'all low lifes are crying for one week. We ain't some nzobu nzobu enyimba enyi zombies we run our shyte with brains and not like some emotionally sissies that wasted 3 million of their kind. We already know people licking Fulani a$$. You can ask balewa, shagari, tofa and atiku. Moreover the otueke drunkard is leaving soon and the igboids will cry us another river Niger for all I care.

[color=#1980BC] u r wastin your talent on NL spewin trash about your
mother's Tura+hot movate
demelaninated Alhajaic nyash when you
should be in the Yollywood market
scavenging for roles
Where is her shimi
Bet she forgot it in pastor/Alhaji FFk's
office when regina came calling
When ppl jump out from that kind of
Nyash and start throwing sticks and
slippers at the Aboki in Oyo for starving
them of oloyin, they smoke tear gas
instead of GEJ's fresh air and go home on
an empty stomach whining and lamenting
about how they fed the IGBOS but
cannot afford beans. What a people!
BTW, which brand of Tura does Alhaja
your mother use?, how many cartons
does she exhaust per second. I can
supply her in quantum.
I no dey sell credit o, na cash and carry.
I no say una dey like credit welu welu
even with all una bogus and magic GDP
wey we no dey see for una body.[/color]

eggheaders: Damn you so far from been sensible like the distance from earth to Pluto. What correlation do the 8 year obj presidency gat to do with the smacking I am giving your Igbo?? Anyway we gat 8 years y'all low lifes are crying for one week. We ain't some nzobu nzobu enyimba enyi zombies we run our shyte with brains and not like some emotionally sissies that wasted 3 million of their kind. We already know people licking Fulani a$$. You can ask balewa, shagari, tofa and atiku. Moreover the otueke drunkard is leaving soon and the igboids will cry us another river Niger for all I care.

[color=#1980BC] ur talent on NL spewin trash about your
mother's Tura+hot movate
demelaninated Alhajaic nyash when you
should be in the Yollywood market
scavenging for roles
Where is her shimi
Bet she forgot it in pastor/Alhaji FFk's
office when regina came calling
When ppl jump out from that kind of
Nyash and start throwing sticks and
slippers at the Aboki in Oyo for starving
them of oloyin, they smoke tear gas
instead of GEJ's fresh air and go home on
an empty stomach whining and lamenting
about how they fed the IGBOS but
cannot afford beans. What a people!
BTW, which brand of Tura does Alhaja
your mother use?, how many cartons
does she exhaust per second. I can
supply her in quantum.
I no dey sell credit o, na cash and carry.
I no say una dey like credit welu welu
even with all una bogus and magic GDP
wey we no dey see for una body.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] If only God had ordered St. micheal the
arch-angel to keep Odua-were on a short
leash and prevent him from slipping and
falling into present day Nigeria. Only
normal humans will be existent in Nigeria.
Unfortunately we have 'shofististicated',
shortsighted humanoids with tatooed
whiskers named by their masters as
Yeribas(they don't even know what the
name means) sharing this cosmos with
us. It is a pity really.
Who will rid Nigeria of this plague called
Yoruba?[/color]

eggheaders: Fear a kid that is obviously grasping for breath lwmisgej( laugh wan make I slap goodluck ebere Jonathan).

[color=#1980BC]The Kid loves pounding yamheads,now bring dat head[/color]

eggheaders: Shut the Bleep up you mentally indigent peasant, if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife , I have no doubt you be su..ckking Satan's scrot...um while a legion of goblins are feasting on you. In the comity of mental handicaps, you would be made life president with intelligence and face that look like d clito..ral hood of a leprous witch I really don't expect something intelligent to come out your putrid orfice hey you son of Delilah.

[color=#1980BC]Haahaahaa, These Odu people never cease to amuse
me. Always shouting up and down
frivolously is their specialty.
They had 8years in power but refused to
go their Oduduwa way ...guess the free
crude they were licking was sweeter at
that point.Sorry no Vacancy in Aso Rock, you can get on lickin fulani sh**t from futa djallon[/color]

eggheaders: How about ffk doing a three some with biancar and stealer oduah. Ain't you ashame of your worthless self. Fxcking you on all fours like a roadside biatch. Its seem the picture of the late ms Soyinka is making you wannk you 2 inches peeenis. Comeback at him again and amma k.o you so bad Samuel peter battering will look like a child's play.

[color=#1980BC]Rantin like a toothless dog to save Miss Soyinka's honour (Rest in pieces) she must be very happy.....In Hell with Awo[/color]

eggheaders: You no match kid....

[color=#1980BC] All i see is fear [/color]

eggheaders: This fuxktard keep jumping from issues to other issues he knows nothing about. Jeez do you know what is oloyin beans ask your fellow Igbos living here to tell you about it. And please don't talk about those your civil war induce crap call food cos am about to vomit reminiscening my ugly experience at soundcity hotel in akwa with those crappy poision your low life call food. To the Ilorin issue, you are too dull to understand that semi-illiterate. I know your makarte things don't allow you research and read. But you can ask the history academias in your environs to explain the battle of Oshogbo to you. Hope that will cure your ignorance.

[color=#1980BC] The Omoluabis should
chase away the Emir in illorin and install
an Oba for us?
Your Illorin bros look like they've been starved of
Oloyin beans, did you mobilize them from
Ibadan
Thank God they are not using sticks and
stones like Afonja did against the
cattlemen. Oduduwaland must be
retrieved from cattlemen of futa djallon[/color]

eggheaders: This cretin is below my class in the e-war game. IBO killer come and takeover and delete this leech.

[color=#1980BC] What? Are you exhausted?? Calling for back up!
Come on be a sport not a b**tch[/color]

eggheaders: Says the product of a drunk f"..uck. I don't blame you, I blame the donor and recipients of your x and y chromosomes for not wiping you off with a tissue and flush you down the sewer.you are a boil on the a$$ of humanity and a disgrace to your fellow homo habilis. I will so biatchslap you till my sinews creak.

[color=#1980BC] Biitchslap the dead Concubine instead because she was stupid enough to terminate her ba.stard and lose her rotten life. Btw i like the way you rant makes you so hopeless and impotent[/color]

ilugunboy: Coward.....you are such an oaf...so you only have the courage to take up a dead woman that can't defend herself against your lying tongue.?

Pathetic

[color=#1980BC] All is fair in an e-war,We gonna have a f**kfest on her tombstone[/color]

ilugunboy: You have enough trouble already with Eggheaders that can last your two life times....why should I add to your mystery?

[color=#1980BC] Shift make i see road[/color]

ilugunboy: Ms Soyinka.

Ewa oloyin

You keep repeating these worn out lines like a broken record of gramophone .....are you this shallow.

Ginger yourself up plantain-boi.

[color=#1980BC] I'm talking about real nutritious delicacies
like Ofe owerri, Ugba. Not some crap food
eaten with 100 days old oily stew(oloyin beans). .
About farming, ever heard of heard of
Abakiliki rice?
Now to illorin issue, It's on record that
Yorubaland is the only land conquered,
enslaved and INVADED permanently by
semi-arabs Hausa-Fulani . Even the Tivs
and Beroms did better
Ask Liar Mohmed(he's from kwara) why
he never wear those funny-looking bent-
to-one-side owambe caps.
He'll rather wear babariga and Aboki hats.
Of course, he must please.Fulani slave[/color]

ilugunboy: Whereyy...omo Yiiboo...

You've been using Vaseline and soap...

[color=#1980BC] Say something nah, you can do better than this, no?[/color]