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So may I ask how many likes does one need for a sex romp?

**I was asking for a friend!



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optional1:
please nairalanders i need 50likes and share to go on a date with this guy above me mynd44..


I will take care of the bills..



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Mynd44 oya oh the number i asked for has reached, passed and is still counting..

U go pretend as if no be you i dey call..

Hmm. The two people who have taken that title "Aare Ona Kakanfo" (including MKO Abiola) both died sorrowful and pathetic deaths

Gani Adams should watch his back sha. I don't want him to be next!



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The girl is probably demon possessed. She just seduced the poor man and, in his weakness, Satan terminated his life.


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Amarabae:
Just imagine

According to a local "pastor" here, "there's something about the purity of a younger woman (teenage girl) ...."

#EndtimePastors


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Annie939:
some pastors and married men can't just let single girls bee anyways, he's not the first and will never be the last

Yea, for Boko Haram insurgents and Fulani herdsmen, I will fully support the deployment of troops. But it bothers me when we start deploying troops to arrest individual civilians like Nnamdi Kalu.


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Odianose13:
True talk bro. But I tell you. The North needs a strong touch. Buhari has overlooked a lot of their wrongdoings. Have you seen the latest? So disturbing. Since I've been living in Canada myself, ive never seen such genocide at all. Plus when it's now a daily affair in Nigeria.

Brother, Buhari has kept mute for too long.

Yea, I remember that game. I will try to check it out on youtube tonight.Thanks



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nelszx:
FIFA U20 WC 2015 New Zealand
Germany vs Nigeria
Game ended 1-0
Nigeria were well and outplayed by Brandt and co with Akpoguma as captain
Though they eventually lost to France/Serbia can't really remember

I have lived in the US for over 20 years but I have never seen the US Military on the street. But in Nigeria, we deploy the Army to fight all manner of petty crimes and civil disobedience! That's bizarre. You don't deploy army of the street except during the war or the state of emergency.



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Odianose13:
The intelligence fusion centre to be created in Maiduguri, the Borno State capital can serve as a law enforcement agency.

Nigeria is really a useless country - a zoo!

So we've officially started using the Nigerian Army as a law enforcement agency? What happened to the Nigerian Police? How do you maintain your army as a full ready fighting force when you deploy them in fighting petty crimes?

Nigeria, we hail thee ....



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Thanks. Let me see if I could catch Hoffeinheim game this weekend then.



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tbaba1234:
He is just recovering from a career threathening injury and has just started playing in the bundesliga as a result of injuries in the Hoffeinheim team

He has posted some good performances this season though.

He was a good youth international though

Haha!! Trouble maker


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safarigirl:
we don't want again

He should go and wait for Die Manschafft.

tbaba is correct. In modern game, you don't need your LW to be necessarily left footed. Today, your LW is usually your SS so you need him inside the box and not necessarily as someone whipping in crosses from the flanks. The role of your old school LW is now being played by the LWB.



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tbaba1234:
Diversifying your attack does not necessarily have to do with left footed or right footed players. Nowadays, right-footers play on the left and left-footers on the right.

I do not know if it is a problem yet. Against Argentina, the reason we attacked mainly from the right in my opinion was because of Ndidi. Ogu played from the left but was understandably less willing to go forward so we built from the right.

I remember Victor Moses was a solid threat on the left against Cameroon and Algeria.

Oh really? Thanks I will check the match on youtube. What year again was the tournament played?


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Necessary for recruitment but not required, I presume?




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Folks, how good is this guy?

I am yet to watch him play ... the only teams I watch in Bundesliga are Bayern Munich and Dortmund.



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SerVik:
Akpoguma Makes U-Turn On Snubbing Nigeria For Germany Says Anything Can Happen

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https://i1.wp.com/owngoalnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/9EDEAF0F-237A-4F58-946B-AD0D8BAFB9DA-15891-000004518501E175.png?resize=271%2C542

German-Nigerian defender Kevin Akpoguma has left the door open over a potential switch of allegiance to Nigeria, few days after saying he wants to focus on progressing through the ranks of Germany.

He has already represented Germany at various youth levels, but coach of the senior national team of Nigeria Gernot Rohr was hoping to convince him to switch allegiance to Nigeria at senior level.

Rohr is in Germany and he confirmed that he will hold talks with Akpoguma soon to have a chat with him on playing for Nigeria, but the 22 year old immediately responded by saying he wants to play for Germany.

However reports from Germany monitored by Owngoalnigeria.com has it that he granted an interview on a sport programme in Germany, where he confirmed he is open to the idea of playing for Nigeria.

Roland Mark said Akpoguma even confirmed talks will be held with Rohr who handles the Nigerian team, referring to him as a coach he respects a lot right from his days as director of youth football in Germany.

http://owngoalnigeria.com/2017/11/22/akpoguma-makes-u-turn-on-snubbing-nigeria-for-germany-says-anything-can-happen/

Seems like someone saw that German journalist's tweet

Cc: chriskels

This picture is incomplete. Where's the pot of the pepper soup?

Until we see the full pepper soup pot, we no go gree o ... we no go gree



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I sincerely thought that the big YAK had retired a long time ago



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junnyjake:
Ex-Everton striker Yakubu Aiyegbeni retires from football

today.ng

Nov 22, 2017 12:06 PM

https://www.today.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Yakubu-Aiyegbeni-696x596.jpg

Former Everton striker Yakubu ‘The Yak’ Aiyegbeni has announced his retirement from football on his 35th birthday today.

The big striker featured for Nigeria at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, where millions of fans still remember him missing a big sitter against Korea Republic which would qualified Nigeria to the knockout stage of the tournament.

He has played for several clubs including Maccabi Haifa of Israel, Portsmouth, Blackburn Rovers and Middlesbrough as well as in China and Turkey.

Earlier this year, Yakubu cancelled his contract at English club Coventry.

Today.ng

Haha!!! I saw the news of Yakubu's retirement on the bbc website and I was like 'was he still playing?' I thought he had retired several years ago sef



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Anybody who has the heart to harm a small child does not deserve to live. I don't care what the issue is, innocent children should be OFF LIMITS!!!

This is heartbreaking! May God have mercy on the zoo called Nigeria



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Obviously, Nigeria is the second choice. Before nko? Especially for someone who wasn't even born in Nigeria or grew up there.



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MetalJigsaw:
Meaning Nigeria is second choice. just asking o

But who's the father


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MhizzAJ:
I got so much love for Tiwa

And you called yourself a "Retired MUMU"?

Wrong! You're still in active service, so just take the retired part out and just go with MUMU.



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RETIREDMUMU:
op pray for that aunty i forsee ugliness in that man's genes














am in my house comman beat me

Python pepper soup crew .... loading .....




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Listen, Holland missed out on the World Cup because they underachieved and not because they didn't have talent. Hence, I don't see Holland capping Ebuehi anytime soon. He's well down the pecking order and Holland is not England.


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MetalJigsaw:
Let him miss the WC without being officially capped in a competitive game and Holland calls on him, Then you'll understand.

Good idea. That would definitely help our preparations much better than travelling to the ends of the world just to play an African minnow.


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Mujtahida:
Two grade A quality games are in the offing. Once the draws are concluded then the friendlies would be announced.

My broda, the thing weak me o


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Mujtahida:
Yorubas would say oya mi lenu. Meaning the thing surprise me. Guy just projected his own fears and suspicion about the young man, saw a report and latched on it. He's stuck stubbornly to that viewpoint. I don explain tire. At the end we are all entitled to our opinions.

That might imply many things but it certainly doesn't imply a threat to bolt if he isn't in the World Cup squad. The dude has been in and out of the team since he switched his allegiance but he still hasn't bolted yet. The only thing that may make him switch, assuming we don't cap him by then, is if Rohr's contract isn't renewed after World Cup.


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MetalJigsaw:
“Defensively, I stood my ground, and offensively I tried to do as much as possible, and it all went well, I think.”

"Now, the player, who has a Nigerian father and a Dutch mother, says having proved his class in the clash against the star-studded Argentine side, he should be considered for a spot in Rohr’s World cup squad"

What does this imply to you?

And you arrived at that conclusions based on what, exactly

#Mugu



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MetalJigsaw:
And I have a feeling he joined SE just for the WC. If he doesn't go to Russia he's likely to dump SE for Holland.

Baba icon4s, let me repeat this ICYM: Holland is not going to cap Ebuehi just for the heck of it. They are NOT England, so we got time to cap him during the World Cup or shortly afterwards.

The Seychelles game would've been a bloody waste of time for a team preparing for the world cup. We're not going to play a team like Seychelles in Russia. So let's use that window to schedule one or two grade A friendly match somewhere in Europe.



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Icon4s:
I still feel we needed that Seychelles game so we cap all the capable foreign borns.

Ebuehi is still available for Holland.

Exactly! The good book was talking about anything in your culture that pertaineth to men and that should include: isi agu, men's short knicker etc etc.


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Modelqwen:
Trash.... so bible was talking abt Isi agu?...
hhhmmmm.... tellme more biko.

This is the type we dey call attention akwunakwuna or you can say attention ashawo. Anything to get attention


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247frolicboss:
Maybe to get facebook likes or to gain cheap popularity, a young facebooker, Samuel Sammy-g posted this photo with the caption painted on his head.


Here are some reactions from Nigerians...



http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/11/photos-young-nigerian-guy-poses-with.html

Omo, abeg, lead me not into temptation

I don laff taya sef


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Taliban:
The land of the 'Browns" . Lol at Mr. Golden showers!!

Jah bless us all.

Airhead extraordinaire


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Cosmotelli:
Whom amongst them is Jack Sparrow?