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RomanceRe: 2 Lovers Found Dead Naked In An SUV In Lagos by Ideegee(m): 9:59pm On May 02, 2022
Is it possible they were killed before that time and carefully positioned to look like they were having sex?

If you could own an SUV, most likely, you could afford a
hotel room.
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Engaged Again by Ideegee(m): 9:23pm On Apr 11, 2022
In which movies was banged for real?

uote author=hekola post=111824267]Dx woman has bleeped many dicks even though I understand her pussy is juicy but I still don't understand if iam the only one with this mindset..I can't marry a woman who can give her body to serious banging in movies just for the gram.. many things would be going Tru my mind. Well i wish them the best.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Responds To Prof. Wole Soyinka regarding his stands on Buhari by Ideegee(m): 2:07pm On Apr 08, 2022
Whatever he said was after the man became elected.

Read the report again, it says: president-elect.

He didn't say vote for the man.

There's a lotta difference.
PhonesRe: My Data Gets Exhausted Too Quickly. Gurus In The House Please Help! by Ideegee(m): 6:16pm On Feb 28, 2022
MTN is even worse, I swear down




thesolutions:
Try MTN please. Airtel is not it. I really mean it.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Vendor Supplying Water To Bayelsa State Water Board Goes Viral by Ideegee(m): 8:22am On Jan 31, 2022
LibertyRep:
What if the vendor has gone to fetch water from the Board?
He left all the private commercial boreholes in the entire place to go fetch from the Board?


Maybe the while state go there to fetch too.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: APC Focused On Common Man Welfare by Ideegee(m): 9:44pm On Jan 29, 2022
Vice president does not even know what is up.

This goes to show how much detached he is from the common man.


And this is the same man many are rooting for as the next president.


It is well.
CrimeRe: Chekwume Malvin Arrested For Drug Peddling In India (Photos) by Ideegee(m): 6:55pm On Sep 30, 2021
chatinent:
After they'll come here and update their statuses to “when you are big, you are big. It's been God all through.”

..using their ill-gotten wealth to oppress others.
This is a Ghanaian, man, check out his name. He merely put che before the kwame.
SportsRe: How Sport Bet Ruined And Destroyed Me For 7 Years by Ideegee(m): 10:17am On Jul 06, 2021
lovemoi2:
WHY DONT NIGERIANS PLANT TOMATOES AND PEPPER WITH GREEN ONIONS?

I NOTICED HOW EXPENSIVE THESE REGULAR VEGETABLES ARE IN THE MARKET AND 3 MONTHS AGO I PLANTED THEM AT MY BACKYARD AND FRONTAGE, AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE ALOT OF TOMATOES AND PEPPER WHICH I WILL BE HARVESTING IN A MONTH FOR MY FAMILY CONSUMPTION

MY green ONIONS GROWS SO FAST I HAVE TO CUT THEM ATLEAST EVERY 3 DAYS AND COOK WITH THEM

Pictures, please

PoliticsRe: NERC Mulls Another Electricity Tariffs Review by Ideegee(m): 11:02am On Apr 27, 2021
This increase already took place!!!

I learnt of it since April 19th, when I wanted to load my tokens and I was unable to do so.

The Discos load people's accounts up with so much outstanding before handing them prepaid meters and then begin removing 60% of their recharge as repayment.

It is well.

One day, there will be a final solution to all these mess.

Jehu company from the Bible comes to mind.
CareerRe: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Ideegee(m): 5:26pm On Apr 20, 2021
Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.
Your moniker says it all! Lols
EducationRe: What Was Your Survival Job Oversea As A Student by Ideegee(m): 10:50am On Apr 17, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Online Remote jobs anywhere anytime is better
You can get to earn as much as $30000(thirty thousand ) monthly or yearly depends on time spent and jobs completed because of your location doing transcribing or voice over. It's a lil harder from Africa especially Nigeria because of Online scams associated to such regions though some of us still find our way around the challenges!

@Seniorwriter
How do you get around it? Could you please share a link or two?

Thanks in advance.
PoliticsRe: NERC To Begin Another Electricity Tariff Review by Ideegee(m): 6:02am On Nov 27, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
Wahala for those who no dey stop prepaid meter counting illegally..

They dey use the masses catch cruise, I go use them catch cruise too
Please, how do you stop them?

I'm sure man people too would like to access this piece of information. Thank you.
CrimeRe: US Forces Rescue American Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria, Kill 6 Of The 7 Captors by Ideegee(m): 7:08am On Nov 01, 2020
WalkerMichael:
So the movies we watch ain’t fake afterall shocked shocked
Nigerian army will say it's fake news or Photoshop

edit: pls House who can recommend me more USA navy seal movies. I am interested in learning more
Go watch The Unit. Season 1-4. Heard it's even based on true story.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Experienced Or Witnessed A Notable Miracle? by Ideegee(m): 1:19pm On Jun 21, 2020
Israelconcepts:
Yes. This experience changes my view on miracle. I was this kind of guy who doesn't believe in miracle. I saw miracle as scam .
My sister was suffering from chronic ulcer. She was taken to several hospital. She used different medicines n local herbs, yet, no solution. The pain was too much that we thought she was going to die.
My sister in kano had to invite her to a church program in Kano. Believe me, her case was mentioned by the pastor and she started manifesting in the congregation. She was healed by the pastor. It has been 3years now, the pain is gone!
No, I guess you meant God healed her through the pastor.

No pastor, I repeat, No pastor on earth can of him or herself heal anyone. It pleases God to perform the miracles and the wonders through them, that's it.

We thank God for the life of your sister, though.
CelebritiesRe: Sushant Singh Rajput Commits Suicide by Ideegee(m): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2020
This is murder, thst they made to look like suicide. It is the same way that Mr. Om Puri was murdered and was staged as suicide or heart attack.

May God save us from evil minded people.

Never knew the same thing that happens in N....ywood happens in Bollywood.

Rip mere dhost.
Christianity EtcRe: Ravi Zacharias Dies Of Cancer At 74 by Ideegee(m): 5:10pm On May 19, 2020
If you have not read the book Atonement you are missing.

By who? Who is the author?
HealthRe: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Ideegee(m): 3:56am On Nov 27, 2017
Psalm45:
Commence treatment,is it job opportunity? Pls go for check
Up and get urselff treated. Ozugbo-ozugbo.
What does Ozugbo-ozugbo mean, please?
PhonesRe: What Feature Would You Like To See Introduced On Whatsapp by Ideegee(m): 8:10am On Nov 09, 2017
tafat:
Ability to save someone's status just as u can save a dp
That is already available. Immediately you view the statuses, they get saved to your WhatsApp Media folder.
PoliticsRe: Money From The North Used In Developing Western, Eastern Regions- Ango Abdullahi by Ideegee(m): 6:45am On Jun 10, 2017
Blue3k:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/igbo-quit-notice-northern-elders-forum-backs-arewa-coalition/amp/
This one is trying to rewrite history.

I don't have problems with you supporting your youths in any way you feel but where were you when cocoa, among other stuff was the main stay of the nation. This deliberate amnesia can be very annoying, mallam. Always get your facts right and don't ever try to mislead people on matters of history.
Music/RadioRe: Can You Rap,Sing?? || Let's Rock Our Voices In The Whatsapp Group !!!|| by Ideegee(m):
Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 22 Years: The Age Requirement For A Job I Stumbled Upon Online Today (pic) by Ideegee(m): 10:12am On May 05, 2017
Incase you want to know more. A company like IIHT (Indian Institute of hardware Technology) does Seminars on various IT courses every Wednesday. Please attend and they will lecture you for FREE on all you need to know!!


I studied there so I can boldly tell you all about them!!

From an Ex student!![/quote]Please where are they located in Lagos, I might be interested in them seminars. Thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye And His Wife At Tony Rapu's Wedding (Throwback Photo) by Ideegee(m): 3:20am On Mar 24, 2017
Spotted Pastor Tunde Bakare behind Pastor Adeboye, while the Authentic Mrs. B, his wife, was behind Pastor Mrs. Folu Adeboye.

Anybody else see that?
EducationRe: 10 Words You Need To Start Spelling Correctly by Ideegee(m): 1:38pm On Aug 10, 2016
Samguine:
It's so weird that the spelling of weird is not wierd.
Now, that's a pun you created right there. Very nice. Keep it up.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ideegee(m): 7:56pm On Aug 03, 2016
Eke40seven:
Mine:
Okon the DWARF is intelligent and HIGHLY respected, yet no one in the town LOOKS UP TO HIM.


I used some words in upper case so that new pun converts will understand.



Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day...
Very beautiful thread you have there.

Here is one of mine: he was forever on Naira land but he never had a single Naira in his pockets.

...and a popular one I got somewhere: after the war, the question would not about who was right but who was left.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Job Openings!!! by Ideegee(op):
We urgently require the services of a Bobcat Machine Operator/ Maintenance Personnel.

Requirements:

A minimum of 2 years experience,
Ability to read and write,
Unspotted moral and character standing,
Ability to follow instructions and adhere to laid down rules.
Must reside around Ajah axis.

Interested candidates should please forward their application letters and CVs to The Admin Manager at wadmuscareers@yahoo.com, not later than 2 weeks from the date of this publication.

Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Vacancies In A Construction Firm!!! by Ideegee(op): 1:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lalasticlala, please help moce this to the FP cause it's very, very urgent. Thanks


The following positions are available:
1. Project Managers
Responsibilities:
Manage a team of professionals, consultants and work men to deliver projects.
Perform Earned Value analysis and recommend proactive measures for efficient time and cost management.
Ensure that required safety, health and environmental standards are kept at all times.
Provide regular and timely reporting of project progress
Manage project risks, mitigating as necessary.
Manage project deliverables in line with project plan.

Qualification:
Minimum of 10 years post NYSC working experience.
Engineering and/or Quantity Surveyor in the construction industry


2. Engineers (Civil and Building Tech.)
HND (or its equivalent)
Minimum of 7 years’ experience
Willingness to relocate within Nigeria and any other part of Africa
Undertaking technical and feasibility studies including site investigations
Liaising with clients and a variety of professionals including architects and subcontractors
Compiling job specs and supervising tendering procedures
Resolving design and development problems
Managing budgets and project resources
Scheduling material and equipment purchases and deliveries
Making sure the project complies with legal requirements
Assessing the sustainability and environmental impact of projects
Ensuring projects run smoothly and structures are completed within budget and on time

3. Quantity Surveyor
HND minimum
5 years’ experience (in various fields of engineering e.g. building, road, telecoms etc.)
Prepare Bills of Quantities, Schedules of Works, Specifications and all contract documentation, ensuring that these comply with the project brief and timescale, budget estimates, all relevant legislation, regulations and policies.
Assessing and settling contractor's claims throughout the contracts.
Inspect site for collation of information for monthly statement, assessing cost of works and expected final costs
Providing professional feedback to the Head of Department.
Carry out cost and other relevant feasibility studies on construction project.
Perform cost analysis and draw up reports on changes to works and contactor's claims
Candidate Requirements
· HND/B.Sc in Quantity Survey.
· A minimum of 5 years working experience in quantity surveying.
· Professional qualification will be an added advantage.
5 Accountant
HND/B. Sc. in Accounting
Minimum of 5 years’ experience
Knowledge of computer and familiarity with accounting software is a must.
Maintaining a filing system for account receivable records
Responsibilities:
Prepares asset, liability, and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account information.
Documents financial transactions by entering account information.
Recommends financial actions by analyzing accounting options.
Summarizes current financial status by collecting information; preparing balance sheet, profit and loss statement, and other reports.
Reconciles financial discrepancies by collecting and analyzing account information.
Maintains financial security by following internal controls.
Prepares payments by verifying documentation, and requesting disbursements.
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.
6 Administrative Secretary
5 years’ experience
HND minimum
Proficient in the use of Ms Packages
Excellent verbal and written skills
Must be able to multi-task, establish priorities and organize efficiently
Administrative experience in Construction Company
Skills/Requirements:
Minimum of HND/B.Sc in relevant discipline.
Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
Fluent verbal and written English.
Able to work in a challenging environment with little or no supervision.
Must be computer literate with a broad knowledge of basic computer applications and internet surfing.
Must be smart and good-looking.


7 Drivers
Minimum of O’ Level
6 years’ experience
Maintaining vehicle hygiene
Checking all relevant equipment
Adhering to road signals
Respecting other drivers
Keeping logs and collecting daily schedules
Must be conversant with roads and traffic regulation
Should be able to drive all kinds of vehicle
Must have a valid drivers’ license

Please submit your application letters and CVs to Wadmus Engineering and Construction Ltd 5a, Obanle Aro Street, by Coker Round About, Ilupeju, Lagos, on or before 2 weeks after publication.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Ideegee(m): 12:55pm On Dec 16, 2015
The following positions are available:
1. Project Managers
Responsibilities:
Manage a team of professionals, consultants and work men to deliver projects.
Perform Earned Value analysis and recommend proactive measures for efficient time and cost management.
Ensure that required safety, health and environmental standards are kept at all times.
Provide regular and timely reporting of project progress
Manage project risks, mitigating as necessary.
Manage project deliverables in line with project plan.

Qualification:
Minimum of 10 years post NYSC working experience.
Engineering and/or Quantity Surveyor in the construction industry


2. Engineers (Civil and Building Tech.)
HND (or its equivalent)
Minimum of 7 years’ experience
Willingness to relocate within Nigeria and any other part of Africa
Undertaking technical and feasibility studies including site investigations
Liaising with clients and a variety of professionals including architects and subcontractors
Compiling job specs and supervising tendering procedures
Resolving design and development problems
Managing budgets and project resources
Scheduling material and equipment purchases and deliveries
Making sure the project complies with legal requirements
Assessing the sustainability and environmental impact of projects
Ensuring projects run smoothly and structures are completed within budget and on time

3. Quantity Surveyor
HND minimum
5 years’ experience (in various fields of engineering e.g. building, road, telecoms etc.)
Prepare Bills of Quantities, Schedules of Works, Specifications and all contract documentation, ensuring that these comply with the project brief and timescale, budget estimates, all relevant legislation, regulations and policies.
Assessing and settling contractor's claims throughout the contracts.
Inspect site for collation of information for monthly statement, assessing cost of works and expected final costs
Providing professional feedback to the Head of Department.
Carry out cost and other relevant feasibility studies on construction project.
Perform cost analysis and draw up reports on changes to works and contactor's claims
Candidate Requirements
· HND/B.Sc in Quantity Survey.
· A minimum of 5 years working experience in quantity surveying.
· Professional qualification will be an added advantage.
5 Accountant
HND/B. Sc. in Accounting
Minimum of 5 years’ experience
Knowledge of computer and familiarity with accounting software is a must.
Maintaining a filing system for account receivable records
Responsibilities:
Prepares asset, liability, and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account information.
Documents financial transactions by entering account information.
Recommends financial actions by analyzing accounting options.
Summarizes current financial status by collecting information; preparing balance sheet, profit and loss statement, and other reports.
Reconciles financial discrepancies by collecting and analyzing account information.
Maintains financial security by following internal controls.
Prepares payments by verifying documentation, and requesting disbursements.
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.
6 Administrative Secretary
5 years’ experience
HND minimum
Proficient in the use of Ms Packages
Excellent verbal and written skills
Must be able to multi-task, establish priorities and organize efficiently
Administrative experience in Construction Company
Skills/Requirements:
Minimum of HND/B.Sc in relevant discipline.
Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
Fluent verbal and written English.
Able to work in a challenging environment with little or no supervision.
Must be computer literate with a broad knowledge of basic computer applications and internet surfing.
Must be smart and good-looking.


7 Drivers
Minimum of O’ Level
6 years’ experience
Maintaining vehicle hygiene
Checking all relevant equipment
Adhering to road signals
Respecting other drivers
Keeping logs and collecting daily schedules
Must be conversant with roads and traffic regulation
Should be able to drive all kinds of vehicle
Must have a valid drivers’ license

Please submit your application letters and CVs to Wadmus Engineering and Construction Ltd 5a, Obanle Aro Street, by Coker Round About, Ilupeju, Lagos, on or before 31st of January 2016.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total Consult Is Training And Recruiting,no Experience Needed by Ideegee(m): 2:42pm On May 14, 2013
INTRODUCING TOTAL CONSULT SERVICES

Total consult is a multidisciplinary consortium of Architects, Designers and Engineers equipped to provide specialised services in their various disciplines. A team of competent Technicians and Artisans complements them. The firm is located in the industrial area of Ikeja, the capital city of Lagos.

In about twenty years, the company has been able to create a niche for itself and become a brand name by identifying and satisfying a wide range of discerning clients. This ranges from individuals to the Manufacturing Industries, Banks and Corporate Organisations.

In providing our services we met with a lot of challenges, some of which were the needs for Market support, Product launch sets, Exhibition stands and so on. These we overcame bringing about product range diversification. Our range of customised products includes: Architectural design & supervision, Stage design, Construction, Corporate launch set, Merchandising units, Concert sets, Trade fair pavilions etc.

WE DO NOT OFFER TRAINING OF ANY SORT,
WE DO NOT COLLECT MONEY TO TRAIN ANYONE, AS WE ARE NOT A TRAINING CONSULTANCY FIRM
WE HAVE NOT ASKED THAT ANYONE PAYS ANY MONEY INTO ANY ACCOUNT FOR ANY TRAINING RELATED SERVICES AND NEVER WILL.

OUR FIELD IS ARCHITECTURE AND OUR OFFERINGS ARE DESIGN AND BUILD.

THANK YOU.


For Total Consult Nigeria Limited.

Idowu George
080-3713-8854
HealthRe: Help With Meaningful Suggestions Pls! by Ideegee(m): 9:21am On Mar 26, 2013
Please what were your observed symptoms, when you had staph?
Music/RadioIf You Have It, Flaunt It: Let's Rock Our Voices, If You 'Ve Got The Gift by Ideegee(op):
MUTAWIFT
Processing novices…breeding champions!



Mutawift means: MUSICALLY TALENTED; WITHOUT FORMAL TRAINING. And just as its name denotes, this group is about those whose hobby, pastime, or forte is or has been music coming together to explore their love for Music and thereby make something out of it. Men are born, but Stars are made.

Even if you have had formal musical training, you are still welcome.

This group is pre-occupied with helping members sharpen their musical talents and to help develop their potentiality in same.



If you fall into the above category, please go to facebook and search for MUTAWIFT, join the group or, leave your WhatsApp phone number and let's rock our voices.

Ciao!!

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