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Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With 'Dangerous Curvy' Photos by IDFWU(m): 11:57am On Mar 10, 2020*

Sports › Re: 'Manchester Is Red' - Pogba Celebrates Man Utd's Derby Win On Instagram by IDFWU(m): 8:58am On Mar 10, 2020

obembet:
I hope this opens the eyes of most United fans.....you can see that Pogba still has the passion for our club and is eager to return soon to play with Bruno, it's his damn brother(s) and his fat ass agent that keeps spreading false rumours of him intending to leave the club, Pogba is a Red and still will be a Red, faster healing Paul, we aim to get you back as soon as possible

Guy go and sit on several sits undecided

nobody wants out of United like Pogba, all these one nah sakamanje lipsrsealed

Phones › Re: 9 Incredible Useful Things I Didn’t Know Chrome Could Do. by IDFWU(m): 8:46pm On Mar 07, 2020

punisha:
Educative thread.
Lalastic.lala u won't help ignorant people on Nairaland and move this to FP, but if it's snake thread...i don talk finish.

Why should Lala move it to FP angry

Did you see or read snake on it angry

Lala no mind am joor wink

Crime › Re: Ikenna Unegbu: NIMC DG Defiles A 2-Year-old Girl In His Office In Owerri by IDFWU(m): 1:53pm On Mar 07, 2020

Health › Re: 3 Suspected Coronavirus Patients Discharged In Lagos by IDFWU(m): 10:04am On Mar 07, 2020

SultanOfPuna:
Have They Discharged ??.

He was discharged but he boarded the next available flight to China lipsrsealed

to go fight, kill and grill corona virus huh

Maybe he thinks COVID-19 is a Chinese fish grin

anyways our good wishes are with him sad

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Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 73rd Birthday by IDFWU(m): 9:45am On Mar 07, 2020

If familiarity was useful, water wouldn’t cook fish.

- Pete Edochie 2012
cool

BTW in some other news, Lalasticlala just opened and pushed a snake-free thread to FP shocked

Today’s gon be great! cheesy

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: People Wear Condoms On Fingers In Singapore To Avoid Infections by IDFWU(m): 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2020

maynation:
I sell condoms biko.

Take your product to Singapore tongue

Crime › Re: EXPOSED; 45 Cultists Slangs And Their Meaning! Be At Alert In Grave Situation by IDFWU(m): 6:07pm On Mar 04, 2020

haaryobhami:
1= cutlass
4= gun
7= axe

And 0 zero = Barret tongue

0147

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Romance › Re: Busty Nigerian Ladies Recount How Men Stare At Them & Nasty Experiences by IDFWU(m): 2:17am On Mar 03, 2020

Ishilove:
Victoria Secrets is not the best brand for busty ladies. Elomi or Ulla are the best because of the strong straps and under iron carriage.

Ulla is built like a sports bra and does not leave room for protrusions at the top. It also makes those babies strong and stand kakaraka like Zuma rock.

2015 Elomi was 14,500 (bargained the hell to get that amount). Nowadays it should be up to 18k or so. There are cheaper brands in the market though they're counterfeits.

Buying bras is a tough job

Are you indirectly letting us know that you fall into the category of ladies mentioned in the topic huh

Health › Re: Corona Virus UPDATE: Experts Say COVID-19 Can't Spread Nor Survive In Nigeria by IDFWU(m): 11:16am On Feb 29, 2020

RiyaGoddess:
Waoooh Op thanks for this report.
On my way to school now, a lady at my right hand sneezed without covering her mouth and I almost landed on the guy on my left hand side. It's well ooo.

Modified- This Corona Virus must not spread in Nigeria ooo. Just now, a guy selling Ghana seed, used his hands to wipe his sweat on my feet. I screamed! Not long, another lady placed her armpit on me and I quickly moved. One Aboki projected his saliva after making some irritating sound. Lastly, some people have the habit of pouring out saliva on people when talking kilode.
Lord please do not let this virus stay in Nigeria.

Ok one of my customer is looking for someone to share a bale of male polo with her. If interested, chat me up.

All these happened to you or you’re just seeking for cheap attention with petty lies even with all the church you dey go undecided

Politics › Re: Dikeocha Chukwuebuka: EFCC Arrests Blogger Behind Fake ‘EFCC Cell’ Tweet by IDFWU(m): 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2020

Fine! Blogger sharing fake news arrested, all good!
But question still remains unchanged, where exactly is that place? A place were able bodied men are held captive that is not a prison and by the looks, certainly not a police cell or is that some kinda kidnapper den huh

Celebrities › Re: Model Goes Completely Blind After Tattooing Eyeballs (pictures) by IDFWU(m): 4:45pm On Feb 27, 2020

It will end in tears embarassed

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Politics › Re: Ambode Loses Bid To Stop Probe By Lawmakers Over Purchase Of 820 Buses by IDFWU(m): 4:23pm On Feb 27, 2020*

Is it the same 820 buses that is being released everyday for lagosians to commute with after the current government ban on okada and bike hailing services without providing alternatives first? Well I don’t care what breach of budgetary approval he failed while buying those buses but I’m glad he bought those buses cos without them, I wonder how life would have been for most lagos commuters now. Even in his absence in LASG, we still feel and utilize his good deeds. Unlike the current government that is hell-bent to take whatsoever good life the past government gave to lagosian. A thorough check will prove that, the main thing Ambode did wrong was refusing to be a political pawn to godfatherism.

Sports › Re: Photos: 27years Old Nigerian-england Born Body Builder by IDFWU(m): 1:50pm On Feb 27, 2020

[quote author= post=86990792]Oh Boy!!

shocked

[/quote]Drooling over a fellow guy’s nude huh

Na wa for you oo angry

Crime › Re: SARS/FSARS: Men Of The Nigerian Police Force, Why Do They Look So Scary(Photo) by IDFWU(m): 1:42pm On Feb 27, 2020

Criminals on uniform angry

see their marijuana filled eyes grin

one even has the dreaded dread locks undecided

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Crime › Re: 43 Rifles Recovered From Bauchi Forest (photos) by IDFWU(m): 1:38pm On Feb 27, 2020*

tsephanyah:
Probably abandoned because they are not working

Think through before you type undecided

or better still, just scroll along if you have nothing sensible to say angry

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Romance › Re: Blackout: She Had Sex With Me While We Were Both High And She Isn’t Aware by IDFWU(m): 1:29pm On Feb 27, 2020

Politics › Re: Lagos Embarks On “Operation Show Your Planning Permit” (photos) by IDFWU(m): 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2020

tsephanyah:
Fulani taken over Lagos

After they’ve taken over your home undecided

Sports › Re: Man City May Lose Key Players Including Guardiola If They Win The UCL by IDFWU(m): 1:12pm On Feb 26, 2020

[quote author= post=86972367].....says the top striker for Nnewi FC! cheesy

[/quote]Hope you know this is football not Sai baba Politics rally lipsrsealed

Travel › Re: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by IDFWU(m): 10:51am On Feb 25, 2020

[quote author= post=86937909]The question is 'What is the essence of the cling film?!'

Question unanswered huh

[/quote]This is the kinda question you ask when you rush to comment without reading through a thread, just because you wanna be the first to comment. MrBrownJay1 has already answered that, or you need him to answer you privately huh

Romance › Re: Coronavirus: Mass Masked Wedding In The Philippines by IDFWU(m): 9:33am On Feb 24, 2020

It was all brilliant until they kissed. I guess the mask is like a blockage to the virus, so there’s a probability that particles of the virus are residing on the mask and they went ahead and kissed through the mask huh

Really

Those mask are thin layered and not totally air tight, so the little pressure from the lips coming together can push through the residing virus on the outer surface of the mask onto their lips.

Politics › Re: Photos From The Boko Haram Attack Of Garkida, Gombi LGA, Adamawa State by IDFWU(m): 4:02pm On Feb 23, 2020*

and tsephanyah avoiding this thread like a plaque lipsrsealed

tsephanyah hope this is still a FAKE news to you undecided

Both of you will meet your waterloo soon embarassed

for the evil you’re perpetuating angry

Health › Re: Somuvie Sonia Cleans Up Jabi Lake To Safeguard Water Bodies, Reduce Dumps In FCT by IDFWU(m): 2:51pm On Feb 23, 2020

tsephanyah:
Instead of insulting each other on the internet because of ideology, politics or tribe. Or hustling people. Go and do something useful today... Like this guys

What have you done preacher ? angry

Sports › Re: Braithwaite: "I Won't Wash After Hugging Messi" As Messi Scores 4 In A Game by IDFWU(m): 8:32am On Feb 23, 2020

[quote author= post=86880820]It was only 24 hours ago that we were reading a news about this guy titled 'Why will Barcelona sign a Middlesbrough reject?'

Only God knows our future!

Just believe in yourself and all things will work out for you.

We woke up with this song on our lips this beautiful morning...

*singing*

My blessings come now
Favour fall down on me
Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday
Everything wey I touch
For this life, anything wey I want
Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o
Na me get am o
If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem
If bad belle come, make you ~~bind~~ (blind) dem
My time don come oo
Ayo wa ba le mi o

Ire ooo – ire
Ayomide o – Ayomide
Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me

Shey na money wey u want - Oya o
Abi o fe ra moto o
Time don come o
Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o
Happiness knocking – wole wa
Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa
And blessing calling
Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o

Sing till fade........[/quote]Quit being petty, everyone here on Nairaland knows that you’re one big bag of bullocks, your gimmicks won’t work here undecided

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Family › Re: Banker's Wife Pregnant For Lesson Teacher Hired By Husband For The Children by IDFWU(m): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2020

obembet:
I can't marry bankers, they don't have time for family. Though the woman mess up sha.

We all here in nairaland know that you’re a guy, so quit the bullocks already cheesy

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Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:29am On Feb 22, 2020

tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.

Hey Ma’am or whoever that is behind this account,
I’ve been watching you closely and any news that glorifies the government is VERIFIED, but anyone that speaks about the misfortune and ills of the government, you tag as FAKE news. Are you being paid to do this? Is the generation unborn of the entire nation worth less to you than that little token that is being dipped in your back pocket behind closed doors? People are being displaced (I personally know a family) everyday in Adamawa cos BH activities, yet you come here (the thread before this on front page) and have the audacity to tag it a FAKE news. Just keep in mind that what goes around comes around, enjoy while it last cos your day of reckoning is just within.

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Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:27am On Feb 22, 2020

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Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:25am On Feb 22, 2020

tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.

Politics › Re: FFK: If Obasanjo Had Been In Power Today, Terrorism Would Have Been History by IDFWU(m): 9:51am On Feb 22, 2020

[quote author= post=86857884]Same Obasanjo that this evil Boko Haram started during his tenure and got out of hand during the tenure of the ineffectual buffon?!

Mumu FFK won't stop amusing us.
All 3 foolishness is only for his fellow zombies anyways.
You will see them masturbating to this foolish news n
soon.
Just watch.......

You are a very wise man.

FFK, All the money you stole and crumbled Our only National Airways as the Looting Minister of Aviation during the era of the ineffectual buffon will be your downfall Mumu FFK.
See him mumu mouth.....[/quote]

Car Talk › Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by IDFWU(m): 9:46am On Feb 22, 2020

[quote author= post=86853806]Technology is bae![/quote]This one no be to grill bole and chicken grin

BTW make my order no burn oo undecided

face that grill biko tongue

Food › Re: Chinese Girl Eats Bugs, Says She Loves Its Crunchy Taste. (Graphic) by IDFWU(m): 6:01pm On Feb 21, 2020

This will be the best news today for a certain MANNERLESS BBQ GRILL guy undecided

New recipe unveiled for his business lipsrsealed

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