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Crime / Re: SARS/FSARS: Men Of The Nigerian Police Force, Why Do They Look So Scary(Photo) by IDFWU(m): 1:42pm On Feb 27, 2020
Criminals on uniform angry see their marijuana filled eyes grin one even has the dreaded dread locks undecided

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Crime / Re: 43 Rifles Recovered From Bauchi Forest (photos) by IDFWU(m): 1:38pm On Feb 27, 2020
tsephanyah:
Probably abandoned because they are not working
Think through before you type undecided or better still, just scroll along if you have nothing sensible to say angry

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Romance / Re: Blackout: She Had Sex With Me While We Were Both High And She Isn’t Aware by IDFWU(m): 1:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
grin

Politics / Re: Lagos Embarks On “Operation Show Your Planning Permit” (photos) by IDFWU(m): 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2020
tsephanyah:
Fulani taken over Lagos

After they’ve taken over your home undecided
Sports / Re: Man City May Lose Key Players Including Guardiola If They Win The UCL by IDFWU(m): 1:12pm On Feb 26, 2020
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.....says the top striker for Nnewi FC! cheesy wink

Hope you know this is football not Sai baba Politics rally lipsrsealed
Travel / Re: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by IDFWU(m): 10:51am On Feb 25, 2020
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The question is 'What is the essence of the cling film?!'

Question unanswered

This is the kinda question you ask when you rush to comment without reading through a thread, just because you wanna be the first to comment. MrBrownJay1 has already answered that, or you need him to answer you privately

Romance / Re: Coronavirus: Mass Masked Wedding In The Philippines by IDFWU(m): 9:33am On Feb 24, 2020
It was all brilliant until they kissed. I guess the mask is like a blockage to the virus, so there’s a probability that particles of the virus are residing on the mask and they went ahead and kissed through the mask

Really undecided

Those mask are thin layered and not totally air tight, so the little pressure from the lips coming together can push through the residing virus on the outer surface of the mask onto their lips.
Politics / Re: Photos From The Boko Haram Attack Of Garkida, Gombi LGA, Adamawa State by IDFWU(m): 4:02pm On Feb 23, 2020
and tsephanyah avoiding this thread like a plaque lipsrsealed
tsephanyah hope this is still a FAKE news to you undecided
Both of you will meet your waterloo soon embarassed for the evil you’re perpetuating angry
Health / Re: Somuvie Sonia Cleans Up Jabi Lake To Safeguard Water Bodies, Reduce Dumps In FCT by IDFWU(m): 2:51pm On Feb 23, 2020
tsephanyah:
Instead of insulting each other on the internet because of ideology, politics or tribe. Or hustling people. Go and do something useful today... Like this guys

What have you done preacher ? angry
Sports / Re: Braithwaite: "I Won't Wash After Hugging Messi" As Messi Scores 4 In A Game by IDFWU(m): 8:32am On Feb 23, 2020
post=86880820:
It was only 24 hours ago that we were reading a news about this guy titled 'Why will Barcelona sign a Middlesbrough reject?'

Only God knows our future!

Just believe in yourself and all things will work out for you.


We woke up with this song on our lips this beautiful morning...

*singing*

My blessings come now
Favour fall down on me
Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday
Everything wey I touch
For this life, anything wey I want
Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o
Na me get am o
If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem
If bad belle come, make you bind (blind) dem

My time don come oo
Ayo wa ba le mi o

Ire ooo – ire
Ayomide o – Ayomide
Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me

Shey na money wey u want - Oya o
Abi o fe ra moto o
Time don come o
Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o
Happiness knocking – wole wa
Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa
And blessing calling
Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o



Sing till fade........

Quit being petty, everyone here on Nairaland knows that you’re one big bag of bullocks, your gimmicks won’t work here undecided

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Family / Re: Banker's Wife Pregnant For Lesson Teacher Hired By Husband For The Children by IDFWU(m): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2020
obembet:
I can't marry bankers, they don't have time for family. Though the woman mess up sha.

We all here in nairaland know that you’re a guy, so quit the bullocks already cheesy

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:29am On Feb 22, 2020
tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.

Hey Ma’am or whoever that is behind this account,
I’ve been watching you closely and any news that glorifies the government is VERIFIED, but anyone that speaks about the misfortune and ills of the government, you tag as FAKE news. Are you being paid to do this? Is the generation unborn of the entire nation worth less to you than that little token that is being dipped in your back pocket behind closed doors? People are being displaced (I personally know a family) everyday in Adamawa cos BH activities, yet you come here (the thread before this on front page) and have the audacity to tag it a FAKE news. Just keep in mind that what goes around comes around, enjoy while it last cos your day of reckoning is just within.

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:27am On Feb 22, 2020
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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by IDFWU(m): 10:25am On Feb 22, 2020
tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.

Politics / Re: FFK: If Obasanjo Had Been In Power Today, Terrorism Would Have Been History by IDFWU(m): 9:51am On Feb 22, 2020
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Same Obasanjo that this evil Boko Haram started during his tenure and got out of hand during the tenure of the ineffectual buffon?!

Mumu FFK won't stop amusing us.
All 3 foolishness is only for his fellow zombies anyways.
You will see them masturbating to this foolish news n
soon.
Just watch.......



You are a very wise man.




FFK, All the money you stole and crumbled Our only National Airways as the Looting Minister of Aviation during the era of the ineffectual buffon will be your downfall Mumu FFK.
See him mumu mouth.....

Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by IDFWU(m): 9:46am On Feb 22, 2020
post=86853806:
Technology is bae!

This one no be to grill bole and chicken grin BTW make my order no burn oo undecided face that grill biko tongue
Food / Re: Chinese Girl Eats Bugs, Says She Loves Its Crunchy Taste. (Graphic) by IDFWU(m): 6:01pm On Feb 21, 2020
This will be the best news today for a certain MANNERLESS BBQ GRILL guy undecided New recipe unveiled for his business lipsrsealed

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Business / Re: CBN Returns Over N60 Billion Excess Bank Charges To Customers by IDFWU(m): 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2020
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All of us @[color=#006600][/color] are patiently waiting for ours before the close of work today.

Cc @CenBank

It’s meant for those that own a bank account sad

Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua At The New African Shrine by IDFWU(m): 11:08am On Feb 21, 2020
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Cool Dude.

Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua,
A great guy full of #RESPECT.
That is One good and outstanding thing about the Yoruba tribe.

We always love this picture so much,
Femi, chilling with Our Darling Daddy. tongue
Come on guys,
It's time for Selfie........
Pls take this token and buy some beans to grill, hopefully that will get you occupied to stop spilling rubbish all of Nairaland angry
Darling daddy kee you there undecided Palm tree will soon fall on you, don't say you weren't warned lipsrsealed

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Sports / Re: Messi: "Weird Things" Are Happening At Barcelona by IDFWU(m): 10:54am On Feb 21, 2020
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There is nothing new under the sun Ogbeni Messi...

Nothing lasts forever.

No be only Weird,
Na Weird MC!
tongue

Anyways wetin concern us sef.
Still on still.
BLUES FOR LIFEEEEEE

Celebrities / Re: Hot! 2 Nigeria Transgender, Bobrisky Vs Oluwa Lagos, Who Will You Go For? by IDFWU(m): 9:05am On Feb 21, 2020
I will pick beans undecided
Celebrities / Re: If You Can Tint Your Hair To Purple Then I Can Bleach My Skin – Etinosa by IDFWU(m): 8:52am On Feb 21, 2020
Felixamos:
I clicked the link and took my time to watch the video... Honestly ehn, that girl has one of the most empty brains on earth.. Who knows! she could even be the one behind @mannabgrills account...
This is for you my guy cool exactly what I thought too grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Wives Rape Man To Death (Photo) by IDFWU(m): 4:01pm On Feb 20, 2020
The moment I saw Mr Onoja I know say nah Benue. Those people and sex be like 5&6 lipsrsealed

BTW RIP to the dead who died in active service sad
Sports / Re: Guardiola: "I Will Stay 100% At Man City And The Truth Will Prevail" by IDFWU(m): 3:51pm On Feb 20, 2020
KayJayTobz:
What really Happened... Didn't follow the news

If you dunno the crisis Man City is currently in, then this thread isn’t for you cos you definitely not a soccer fan cool

BTW google is just a tab away wink

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Crime / Re: New Way Of Defrauding And Emptying Bank Account Discovered by IDFWU(m): 10:24am On Feb 20, 2020
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It is a pity that after reading this,
Some very dumb people will still fall victims to this same thing in less than 72 hours!

Welcome to Nigeria!

Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by IDFWU(m): 10:17pm On Feb 19, 2020
Riele:


tongue

LMAO . Your reply to me shows you don't have an answer .


Your Memes are one-sided .Hypocrisy all over here tongue

What do you expect? Its a redpill thread

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Romance / Re: I Just Took This Naughty Picture Now and I Need This [Picture] by IDFWU(m): 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
They do anything for clout grin

Chase Cheque not clout!!!

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Fashion / Re: Felicia Boco Wins Most Beautiful African Model 2020 by IDFWU(m): 5:15pm On Feb 19, 2020
If this is not low budget BB19 Avala
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Patience Oseni Dies by IDFWU(m): 11:56am On Feb 19, 2020
I can never forget her role in the 1999 movie END OF THE WICKED. She was the lady that has a d1ck tongue and till today, I still got phobia for puff-puff angry I fear I will be initiated into some evil occultic society embarassed

RIP cry

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