Why is this funny
I could picture the scampering, stampede and the James Bond-ish drive off in my head

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This one don smoke dieeeeeee

In as much as you ain’t my favorite person around here, good to know that you’re hale & hearty hope you have turned a new leaf though rumors had it that you went for the very much needed brain reset surgery well if you haven’t, we just gonna resume where we stopped I still hate nonsense

Nnaabros:
One thing always leads to another

That is always the K = constant
i.e take K as one thing led to another

She doesn’t wear a bra or bras has refused to be worn by her

IamPlato:
Make Sure You Run From These Girls I Am About To Mention

Analqueenluci: She Is A Soldier And The Meal For Top Generals, if You Enter That Game You Are Finished. You Cannot Stand The Military Contenders.

2. UyaiIncomparabl: This One Is An Online Lioness, but In Real Life She Is A Puppy, she Wont Talk, she Avoids People And Eye Contacts and She Is Very Good At Disappointing because She Is Afraid Of Leaving Her Comfort Zone. But My Brothers, dont You Dare Sleep Near Her With Both Eyes Closed, she Will Stab You To Death And Cook Stew With Your Blood

3. Sisterfire: My Favourite Mama, I Hope You Didnt Send Her A Pm, she Is The Cobra That Science Labelled Most Poisonous. This Lady Should Be Feared.


By The Way I Have A Cure To Coronavirus, its Already On Amazon. Get The Book For N500

I really dunno about no.1 and no.3 but I think there’s an atom of truth to no.2
You might know Uyai for 2 years and there will be no growth in the friendship, everything feels so basic like someone you just met yesterday. she is a nice person on a very good day and someone you dunno the rest of the days. It’s disappointing she’s like that, so into her comfort zone that it’s becoming toxic to the people around her. For Uyai, the world has to revolve the way she wants it, if only she could be a bit open minded and create a balance between her and people around her, listen to other people’s opinion and learn no man is an island but I doubt if she would ever do such. Regardless, she’s a rare gem.

Ogun Issa regular sturvs, I’ll pass

It will end in premium tears

Aboks:
My Husband's Father Saw Me Half Dressed In the bedroom and still stayed

I live wih my husband and his parents in their family house and they still treat him like a young boy and Since we got married the parents doesn't respect our privacy.

I am Feeling ashamed right now after my husband's father walked into our bedroom and saw me half dressed but instead of walking away he ignored me as if I am her little daughter.

It happened that I was laying on the bed half dressed becaus I was about to sleep after my husband has slept off, and just then out of nowhere, no knock or anything my husband's father just walked into the bedroom. I had expected him to be like "oh sorry" then leave. but he didn't. He still walked up to the bed and tried to wake my husband up for a family discussion.

I was caught off guard and so ashamed even minutes after he left the room.

I don't understand why he continued in the bedroom when I was still half dressed.

I don't know how to handle this because his parents treats us as their little children of which such issues doesn't disturb them but I think they should at least knock each time they wants to come into our bedroom considering that we are married.

My husband wasn't aware of this as he was still feeling sleepy.

I don't know if I should express my displeasure with his father's attitude to him or forget about it.

https://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/1cb4d6fbe2aa8109ecae6880ec01f2fb?client=news

This is no way near right, privacy should be respected regardless. Anyways I’ve got a whole lot of things to say but firstly, I want to understand explicitly what you meant by half naked, how exactly where you dressed?

Lawgod247:
ok

Pls how did mercy sit in that dress

If not Ogun, where else

First it was humans vomiting money now it’s poor WhatsApp an ordinary app

Written, Produced and Directed by Tyler Perry

Typical iLegend post almost everyone here on NL knows what your kitchen looks like. Anyways with the amount of fish you got in that pot, I can deduce that you’re from the SS, Bayelsa or Rivers state. Which one is it

Awww I’ve not seen potholes fine as these

You plan to discourage me in preferring this shithole to Canada won’t work

If not Kenya where else

The moment I read Kenya

obembet:
I hope this opens the eyes of most United fans.....you can see that Pogba still has the passion for our club and is eager to return soon to play with Bruno, it's his damn brother(s) and his fat ass agent that keeps spreading false rumours of him intending to leave the club, Pogba is a Red and still will be a Red, faster healing Paul, we aim to get you back as soon as possible

Guy go and sit on several sits nobody wants out of United like Pogba, all these one nah sakamanje

punisha:
Educative thread.
Lalastic.lala u won't help ignorant people on Nairaland and move this to FP, but if it's snake thread...i don talk finish.

Why should Lala move it to FP
Did you see or read snake on it
Lala no mind am joor

SultanOfPuna:
Have They Discharged ??.

He was discharged but he boarded the next available flight to China to go fight, kill and grill corona virus Maybe he thinks COVID-19 is a Chinese fish anyways our good wishes are with him

If familiarity was useful, water wouldn’t cook fish.

- Pete Edochie 2012


BTW in some other news, Lalasticlala just opened and pushed a snake-free thread to FP Today’s gon be great!

maynation:
I sell condoms biko.

Take your product to Singapore

haaryobhami:

1= cutlass
4= gun
7= axe

And 0 zero = Barret

0147

Ishilove:

Victoria Secrets is not the best brand for busty ladies. Elomi or Ulla are the best because of the strong straps and under iron carriage.

Ulla is built like a sports bra and does not leave room for protrusions at the top. It also makes those babies strong and stand kakaraka like Zuma rock.

2015 Elomi was 14,500 (bargained the hell to get that amount). Nowadays it should be up to 18k or so. There are cheaper brands in the market though they're counterfeits.

Buying bras is a tough job

Are you indirectly letting us know that you fall into the category of ladies mentioned in the topic

RiyaGoddess:
Waoooh Op thanks for this report.
On my way to school now, a lady at my right hand sneezed without covering her mouth and I almost landed on the guy on my left hand side. It's well ooo.

Modified- This Corona Virus must not spread in Nigeria ooo. Just now, a guy selling Ghana seed, used his hands to wipe his sweat on my feet. I screamed! Not long, another lady placed her armpit on me and I quickly moved. One Aboki projected his saliva after making some irritating sound. Lastly, some people have the habit of pouring out saliva on people when talking kilode.
Lord please do not let this virus stay in Nigeria.

Ok one of my customer is looking for someone to share a bale of male polo with her. If interested, chat me up.

All these happened to you or you’re just seeking for cheap attention with petty lies even with all the church you dey go

Fine! Blogger sharing fake news arrested, all good!
But question still remains unchanged, where exactly is that place? A place were able bodied men are held captive that is not a prison and by the looks, certainly not a police cell or is that some kinda kidnapper den

It will end in tears

Is it the same 820 buses that is being released everyday for lagosians to commute with after the current government ban on okada and bike hailing services without providing alternatives first? Well I don’t care what breach of budgetary approval he failed while buying those buses but I’m glad he bought those buses cos without them, I wonder how life would have been for most lagos commuters now. Even in his absence in LASG, we still feel and utilize his good deeds. Unlike the current government that is hell-bent to take whatsoever good life the past government gave to lagosian. A thorough check will prove that, the main thing Ambode did wrong was refusing to be a political pawn to godfatherism.

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Oh Boy!!

Drooling over a fellow guy’s nude Na wa for you oo