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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by IDFWU(m): 9:26pm On Feb 18, 2020
Finally score ATM 2 - 3 LIV

Pin and bookmark this post cool

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Romance / Re: Whenever I Want To Go Down On Her She Would Lift My Head And That Is.. by IDFWU(m): 10:52am On Feb 18, 2020
ikbnice:

Good evening joro, how can i stop sleeping with my girlfriend's friend, she is hot and always available. Her office is close to my place. Im an architect and works from home.
She comes to my house to use my toilet claiming that so many ppl uses their office toilet. And anytime she come we must make love.. joro "make love" is an understatement.
She fVcks the hell out of me and tells me to take it easy with my girlfriend when she comes over.. she is from owerri and very brilliant, uses classes as if she no dey sin.
Joro if u see her hips and waist, lord have mercy. Joro, becos of this mad sex i cant summon courage to propose to my girl.. joro my girl is beautiful, rich but is very shy. Whenever i want to go down on her she would lift my head and that is that.
But this her friend seats on my face and and rolls around. (I don die.) I love my chic. My birthday is around the conner and i want to marry my woman, i dont think it would stop her friend from wanting to break my p3nis. And i dont know if i want her to stop.
Help me joro. Make i no go call my girl by her friend's name

With power vested on me as an ex US military veteran and a CON Commander Order of the Niger, I hereby ordain you a MON Member Order of the Niger for this singular patriotic and heroic act of yours cool

YOU ARE NOW IMPUNE TO SARS, FSAR and anything SARS

Wa gbayi!

Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:

Lol, I no dey reply pms.
And how did you plan to show me the egg fried with microwave

Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:42pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:


I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you.
Sure! I'll like to see, fingers crossed cool
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2020
Ishilove:

Send makydebbie a PM make person see road
Sorry Sir cry
Wait are you Sir or Ma
Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way lipsrsealed
I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide
And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away tongue

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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:


Oh I cooked the indomie like three weeks ago, I've even fried egg with the microwave lol.

Hahahaha, that's me. grin
Did you just say fry egg How possible is that How did you flip the egg

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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:02pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:


I've cooked indomie. grin
Didn't turn out great tho. grin
Thanks dear. kiss
I knew it! no way you haven’t cooked with it grin
Oh a profile pic in NL? and the realest wasn’t a mistake after all wink
Random guess it’s you in the center, if I’m right, no more bra warming, handkerchief drying and noodles cooking in the microwave tongue
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 6:46pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:


Handkerchief also. grin
embarassed I’m certain you’ve cooked beans in that microwave too grin

BTW

95% of the comments so far are all from male monikers but you see that 5% from female monikers, y’all are the realest cool I love y’all cool

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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 6:42pm On Feb 17, 2020
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2020
makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.
Lol cheesy what else have you microwaved? The hair extension on your hair grin Don’t lie oo tongue
Romance / Re: Whenever I Want To Go Down On Her She Would Lift My Head And That Is.. by IDFWU(m): 4:31pm On Feb 17, 2020
A patriot should go on that link and get the rest of the story here angry while I guide this thread! angry
BTW how does one roll while sitting on some other person’s face Even with my veteran experience in the US Army angry I dunno
Is that some kinda drill or what

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Travel / Re: Updated Cost Of Transport Around Lagos Major Routes For Workers by IDFWU(m): 2:05pm On Feb 15, 2020
Lagosians don't be worried wink Sanwo-Olu got our back cry

Romance / Re: Boyfriend Ditches Lady On Valentine's Day by IDFWU(m): 1:49pm On Feb 15, 2020
I payless attention to twitter stories of recent. While some are real, most are staged for clout. Some Influencers do alot of unimaginable things like fabricating stories just to get traffic on their pages, for them it's just business as usual, but we the viewers go all haywire personal. Anyways, this could be real, but like I mentioned earier, I payless attention to twitter stories of recent.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe: "If You're Dating A Married Man, You Better Be Cashing Out" by IDFWU(m): 1:15pm On Feb 15, 2020
One can truly give advise on what they know how to do sad

Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date My Employee? by IDFWU(m): 1:10pm On Feb 15, 2020
Never mix business with pleasure angry

Romance / Re: Pantless Abby Zeus Opens Her Legs Wide To Celebrates Valentine's Day (+18photos) by IDFWU(m): 1:04pm On Feb 15, 2020
I'll pass undecided

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See What This Slayqueen Was Caught doing In A Bank That Got People Talking(photo by IDFWU(m): 12:46pm On Feb 15, 2020
Watch how a particular gender will stay away from this thread grin

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Religion / Re: Reasons You Must Run From Premarital Sex On Valentine's Day by IDFWU(m): 3:38pm On Feb 14, 2020
post=86643889:
Very good thread..


He who has ears, let him or her listen

Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by IDFWU(m): 12:13pm On Feb 14, 2020
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All our wonderful clients are our VAL!! kiss kiss

E be like say this Valentine go Hot O!

We are getting all the Barbecue ready for lovers and friends alike.

A dozen plate of delicious, hot, fresh, sweet aroma Barbecue Chicken and Fish for your boo and the family.

The Best Barbecue are the ones you eat with friends!!

BARBECUE IS LOVE!
BARBECUE IS LIFE!!
If you love life, then EAT BARBECUE!.......@[/color] say so!

And while celebrating with your boo and loved ones, kindly remember the less privileges, they deserve some love also.

Cheers y'all! kiss
[color=#990000]#PositiveVibesOnly




For this Valentine,
All of us @[color=#006600][/color] will be at Ifoko Beach in PH.
It is a place to be.
It is a popular hangout spot in Port Harcourt.(First time we will be doing spot Barbecue in a long while, we focused on the catering aspect for years now)
This beach is the source of livelihood to local fishermen in the area,
So, loads of Fresh Fish Barbecue for every one this weekend.
Apart from Barbecue,
You will be treated to freshly caught seafood at local restaurants close to the beach.
Let's make it a memorable Valentine biko!
PH friends, clients and well-wishers...GET READY!!
Opoorrrr wink


Lol cheesy
We will be back to base after Easter.
Na PH Life dey for now o!
Inside life....
We will let you know when we are back to Lasgidi.
Eko dun mawole.... cheesy

Romance / Re: Share Your Valentine's Day Message To Your Lover(s) by IDFWU(m): 12:09pm On Feb 14, 2020
post=86635539:
To all our Barbecue clients , especially on this great forum.

The Number one forum in Africa....God bless Mr Seun Osewa.

E be like say this Valentine go Hot O!

We are getting all the Barbecue ready for lovers and friends alike.

A dozen plate of delicious, hot, fresh, sweet aroma Barbecue Chicken and Fish for your boo and the family.

The Best Barbecue are the ones you eat with friends!!

BARBECUE IS LOVE!
BARBECUE IS LIFE!!
If you love life, then EAT BARBECUE!.......@[/color] say so!

And while celebrating with your boo and loved ones, kindly remember the less privileges, they deserve some love also.

Cheers y'all! kiss
[color=#990000]#PositiveVibesOnly




For this Valentine,
All of us @[color=#006600][/color] will be at Ifoko Beach in PH.
It is a place to be.
It is a popular hangout spot in Port Harcourt.(First time we will be doing spot Barbecue in a long while, we focused on the catering aspect for years now)
This beach is the source of livelihood to local fishermen in the area,
So, loads of Fresh Fish Barbecue for every one this weekend.
Apart from Barbecue,
You will be treated to freshly caught seafood at local restaurants close to the beach.
Let's make it a memorable Valentine biko!
PH friends, clients and well-wishers...GET READY!!
Opoorrrr wink


Lol cheesy
We will be back to base after Easter.
Na PH Life dey for now o!
Inside life....
We will let you know when we are back to Lasgidi.
Eko dun mawole.... cheesy

Romance / Re: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by IDFWU(m): 4:26pm On Feb 12, 2020
travelland:


Yes, any problems?



Word
loveless
/ˈlʌvləs/
adjective
having no feelings of love.
"I was trapped in a loveless marriage and there was no way out"
Loveless is an adjective used to describe a situation or feeling. Just like you typed here a loveless marriage. In your previous comment where you said show love to the loveless, the adjective was used to describe a certain group of people pronoun which makes the usage wrong, you can’t outrightly say a person(s) is loveless
Loveless is a correct adjective no doubt, but the usage in your formal comment is wrong.
Hope you understand? It’s no big deal, nobody knows it all. We learn everyday.
Romance / Re: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by IDFWU(m): 10:37pm On Feb 11, 2020
travelland:
Show love to the loveless

Loveless

Romance / Re: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by IDFWU(m): 10:33pm On Feb 11, 2020
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We dey come, this traffic wear wrapper, tie gele.......


Tips to Valentine's Day Celebration.... (for male and female).......

Put on an indoor picnic!

Write love notes, stick them in a jar and give the whole thing to your sweetheart!

Create a chronological collage using photos of your relationship.

Give back rubs and body massages.

Create a movie theater in your own home: popcorn, soda, and old time movies.

Pick up some of your significant other’s chores for the day. Take a load off ’em!

Spend time together walking the streets, holding hands.

Don't forget getting some hot, delicious Barbecue for boo........ not only @[/b], but any good Barbecue place....

[b]Tbc........

Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo By Hanging by IDFWU(m): 8:40pm On Feb 11, 2020
post=86569754:

What do a 12 year old know about committing suicide by hanging?
Hope some wicked people did not kill him and set up a story?
Wicked people abound everywhere!

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo By Hanging by IDFWU(m): 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2020
TissuePaper:
Dammmmn Nigggaaar

A fresh Creamy pussy would have saved that boy's life

Autos / Re: Man Convert Keke To A Flashy Car To Avoid Ban In Lagos. Pics by IDFWU(m): 6:48pm On Feb 09, 2020
This is flashy

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by IDFWU(m): 6:45pm On Feb 09, 2020

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Romance / Re: I Got Married To Him Because Of His Manhood But Now I'm Crazy, What Do I Do? by IDFWU(m): 6:41pm On Feb 09, 2020
Ketamine9000mg:
Continue reading here.......

I met Haruna my husband during my service year in Adamawa and we fell in love with each other but I had no intention of getting married to him not until a day I mistakenly barged into his room without knocking and I saw him unclad. I immediately noticed his third leg and told myself I am gonna get married to him just to keep the promise I made to myself years ago.

Myself and Haruna, promised ourselves not to have any form of intercourse before our marriage and we kept to it strictly.

After our wedding, during our honey moon we had our first intimacy together. It was good but I am scared because I almost lost my life during the encounter.
The whole thing was so perfect the way I wanted it but wasn’t coming to an end at all. Haruna my husband nearly killed me just in one encounter.

Now I’m wondering what my life could be if I continue like this for the next 3yrs.

Please readers advice me on what to do. Should I take the divorce step my mum wanted years ago?

Oil dey your head cool
Set awon nonsensical blogger tongue
Wa gbayi joor grin

Romance / Re: Big Boobs Instagram Model Flaunting Full Curves While Cooking - I Almost Choked! by IDFWU(m): 9:29am On Feb 09, 2020
TheSourcerer:
shut up !
lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Big Boobs Instagram Model Flaunting Full Curves While Cooking - I Almost Choked! by IDFWU(m): 10:38pm On Feb 08, 2020
It will end in tears
Romance / Re: My Ex Virgin Girlfriend Says No Condoms Again by IDFWU(m): 11:40pm On Feb 05, 2020
It will end in tears embarassed

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