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[quote author= post=86835723]All of us @[color=#006600][/color] are patiently waiting for ours before the close of work today.

Cc @CenBank[/quote]It’s meant for those that own a bank account

[quote author= post=86833529]Cool Dude.

Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua,
A great guy full of #RESPECT.
That is One good and outstanding thing about the Yoruba tribe.

We always love this picture so much,
Femi, chilling with Our Darling Daddy.
Come on guys,
It's time for Selfie........[/quote]Pls take this token and buy some beans to grill, hopefully that will get you occupied to stop spilling rubbish all of Nairaland
Darling daddy kee you there Palm tree will soon fall on you, don't say you weren't warned

[quote author= post=86833269]There is nothing new under the sun Ogbeni Messi...

Nothing lasts forever.

No be only Weird,
Na Weird MC!

Anyways wetin concern us sef.
Still on still.
BLUES FOR LIFEEEEEE [/quote]

I will pick beans

Felixamos:
I clicked the link and took my time to watch the video... Honestly ehn, that girl has one of the most empty brains on earth.. Who knows! she could even be the one behind @mannabgrills account...

This is for you my guy exactly what I thought too

The moment I saw Mr Onoja I know say nah Benue. Those people and sex be like 5&6

BTW RIP to the dead who died in active service

KayJayTobz:
What really Happened... Didn't follow the news

If you dunno the crisis Man City is currently in, then this thread isn’t for you cos you definitely not a soccer fan

BTW google is just a tab away

[quote author= post=86803535]It is a pity that after reading this,
Some very dumb people will still fall victims to this same thing in less than 72 hours!

Welcome to Nigeria![/quote]

Riele:


LMAO . Your reply to me shows you don't have an answer .


Your Memes are one-sided .Hypocrisy all over here

What do you expect? Its a redpill thread

They do anything for clout

Chase Cheque not clout!!!

If this is not low budget BB19 Avala

I can never forget her role in the 1999 movie END OF THE WICKED. She was the lady that has a d1ck and till today, I still got phobia for puff-puff I fear I will be initiated into some evil occultic society

RIP

Finally score ATM 2 - 3 LIV

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ikbnice:
Good evening joro, how can i stop sleeping with my girlfriend's friend, she is hot and always available. Her office is close to my place. Im an architect and works from home.
She comes to my house to use my toilet claiming that so many ppl uses their office toilet. And anytime she come we must make love.. joro "make love" is an understatement.
She fVcks the hell out of me and tells me to take it easy with my girlfriend when she comes over.. she is from owerri and very brilliant, uses classes as if she no dey sin.
Joro if u see her hips and waist, lord have mercy. Joro, becos of this mad sex i cant summon courage to propose to my girl.. joro my girl is beautiful, rich but is very shy. Whenever i want to go down on her she would lift my head and that is that.
But this her friend seats on my face and and rolls around. (I don die.) I love my chic. My birthday is around the conner and i want to marry my woman, i dont think it would stop her friend from wanting to break my p3nis. And i dont know if i want her to stop.
Help me joro. Make i no go call my girl by her friend's name

With power vested on me as an ex US military veteran and a CON Commander Order of the Niger, I hereby ordain you a MON Member Order of the Niger for this singular patriotic and heroic act of yours

YOU ARE NOW IMPUNE TO SARS, FSAR and anything SARS

Wa gbayi!

makydebbie:
Lol, I no dey reply pms.

And how did you plan to show me the egg fried with microwave

makydebbie:
I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you.

Sure! I'll like to see, fingers crossed

Ishilove:
Send makydebbie a PM make person see road

Sorry Sir
Wait are you Sir or Ma
Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way
I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide
And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away

makydebbie:
Oh I cooked the indomie like three weeks ago, I've even fried egg with the microwave lol.

Hahahaha, that's me.

Did you just say fry egg How possible is that How did you flip the egg

makydebbie:
I've cooked indomie.
Didn't turn out great tho.
Thanks dear.

I knew it! no way you haven’t cooked with it
Oh a profile pic in NL? and the realest wasn’t a mistake after all
Random guess it’s you in the center, if I’m right, no more bra warming, handkerchief drying and noodles cooking in the microwave

makydebbie:
Handkerchief also.

I’m certain you’ve cooked beans in that microwave too

BTW

95% of the comments so far are all from male monikers but you see that 5% from female monikers, y’all are the realest I love y’all

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Lol what else have you microwaved? The hair extension on your hair Don’t lie oo

A patriot should go on that link and get the rest of the story here while I guide this thread!
BTW how does one roll while sitting on some other person’s face Even with my veteran experience in the US Army I dunno
Is that some kinda drill or what

Lagosians don't be worried Sanwo-Olu got our back

I payless attention to twitter stories of recent. While some are real, most are staged for clout. Some Influencers do alot of unimaginable things like fabricating stories just to get traffic on their pages, for them it's just business as usual, but we the viewers go all haywire personal. Anyways, this could be real, but like I mentioned earier, I payless attention to twitter stories of recent.

One can truly give advise on what they know how to do

Never mix business with pleasure

I'll pass

Watch how a particular gender will stay away from this thread

[quote author= post=86643889]Very good thread..


He who has ears, let him or her listen[/quote]