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Pics like dis make u wanna invert ur phone and actually see it all...just kindin tho

Rest in pieces

shizzy7:
Okay ooo, I hope I won't tabon.


I said please ma, can you do me a favour by deleting the name? She replied, CBN already registered the name and the only solution is for me to go to a nearby court and obtain a form or an affidavit stating the inclusion of the appropriate name. I asked if an amount of money will be requested from me to obtain the form? She said yes.
I told her that I am stranded and I have no money with me. In fact, my bike's fuel tank is empty. Disregarding my complaints and condition, she felt less concerned. In a perplexed state, I left her, while going out through the door murmuring in disgust, One of the bankers standing outside called me back and asked why I was murmuring.


I am not the op.

dmcdad, continue along that line, I am already tired.
This op is following you and you alone. Help us out.

well u just 'taboned' tho..."the only solution WAS"....."I told her that I WAS stranded and I HAD no money with me".This is so because,from the first 'tabon',"she said" effectively makes the statement a past tense.Same goes to "I TOLD her" understood?

onlyson16:
Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed
i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks
ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull

OP with dis grammar,I hope u re not truelly the only son?

Fake life

Let's keep on with the hashtag #prayforParis and the France flag DP on Facebook while our backyard burns down...

Now dis is real end time!

lasisi69:
End time

dude re u living ur last days? What's up with this end time quote all the time?

Oya clap for urself,u got it,try it another day...kpam!! kpam!! kpam!! kpam!!...only fools delight in people's downfall.The only reason this man has acquired this power of seeing(from watever source if at all he has it) is to b seen as a real prophet if not y wud he always claim to see and never reversed?.Mr God wanna be,u may b getting all the predictions u call prophesy but one thing for sure is dat u will never foresee ur imminent doom.Continue...dia is God...

And ur bathroom can't contain ur hanged panties?,u had to hang them outside?

AfricanApple:
currently in Nigeria, there is no music worth loving

Inyanya ft banky W...baby daddy

Saddest news I've heard in long time...I weep for my country

U don't warn rats not to eat ur fish,u straight up kill dem!

wHY DO PEOPLE BLEACH THEIR SKINS?,I once googled.To my amazement google replied 'ERROR' apparently confused as I am

HOLLYWOOD's THE BANK JOB part 2 Starring JASON STATHAM

I've seen this movie,its called TANGO WITH ME sstarring GENEVIEVE NNAJI and Joseph BENJAMIN

Yesterday I had my first(and I pray-the last) experience of wat road accident is like.Having just arrived Lagos all the way from Abia state,I boarded a bus from ojota to ikorudu,Lagos state,we haven't gone too far wen the brake failed us.a few cars got hit together with 2 bikes riding towards us on the wrong lane sustained slight injuries too.The driver managed to halt buh we got away cos he wasn't rili on speed else it wud hav bn rili horrible.

simdam500:
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Nigerians with dispute

Twins or Ibeji, it all bores down to who makes it most in life...

psquare the most celebrated nigerian twins today started out as 'ibeji' and of course there were 'twins' wen they were 'ibeji'

zleemshaddy:
thanks .. By God's grace am waiting for the admission list of FUTO ..

I wud like to knw u zleem if u wudnt mind...I'm INC,futo student

Of course animals have feelings.I was once wowed by an act of love displayed by as little as s housefly.Having smashed dead a few out of their cluster,I watched with awe as one(survivor) in particular kept dragging the dead ones as if trying to revive them...it wud go to each of them almost visibly downcasted dragging n dragging...I was actually touched...

alcmene:
the blood hungry god of bokoharam has drunken to satisfaction

wrong....

Tu baba be like "if no b Annie eh...if I enter d place u go knw say A.C no b fan''

BabyDaddy20:
Nigeria.
An oil producing nation that can't buy sophisticated weapons for her military wing.
You expect the soldiers to fight well equipped Boko Haram sects with double barells guns & some Ak47 and shoot while you relax in Aso rock protected by the SSS.
Buhari is a big joke.

I don't think u re Nigerian

Even our soldiers indulge in jungle justice....shame!!.No wonder America has no respect for our soldiers

Baby machine...u re proud wit the baby mama tag?.

Papilloma? Hehe Papillo's wife is in trouble

And it had to b federal university of OTUOKE of all universities?

The cameraman shud b apprehended and questioned,he knew abt dis accident b4 it actually happened

To d dude I say 'common sense is not common at all'

To d dude is say 'common sense is not common at all'

Where is civilization?

Its all abt composure...age is just a numba they say