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Hu shall go and deliver my pple?

Afghanistan: No babe its not gonna hit earth. Even if it does, I'll keep you safe. You'll be safe in my arms.

I cud swear u watch a lot of Nollywood love movies

In a league wia he plays against 'weak legs' we nid him...he cud form a formidable attack with big yak.,utaka on the left,lawal on the right(since old players dnt rest no more)

I once saw a man getin his finger wet on his tongue to press a screen touch phone

martinz1: Chai ebola na only u waka come.. There is God oooo
Bringbackourgirls is still on the matter,
Chai there is God ooooo

I was thinkin u'd get at least a like...did u bore that much

qstar: And the omnipotent God sits on the fence, can't even defend His alleged territory.
Only sends polemics like you to defend his failure all over Nairaland.
Oh! What an omnipotent God we have!

if he cud sit and watch his son get crucified,then he can as well sit and watch the crew desecrate his church(that's if really his presence is at the church) as 'they know not what they do!'

**in the 1st lady's voice** chai!!!,if I tell u pipu diaris god,u pipu wil b makin a mokiri of mi.now u see?? See wit ur own 2 double eyes how d owner of that car escaped suicide! Chaii!! Tank god oo

U omitted the no1 stupidity of all time- SUICIDE

I guess she's tryin to avoid that black ghanaian stain

Na me e dey disturb She never serious

Asuuop:an OP victim of ASUU strike that takes to the internet funny thread about ASUU (like this one)

Mama Nkechi our neighbours sells good stock fish,I'm sure anyone cane rely on her

Now this has been a scene in one of the American movie producer Tyler perry's collection.WHY DID I GET MARRIED 2

Isn't it obvious they are not after the sucess of the team.I mean why should anyone doubt Keshi's ability at this time.They should start looking for shuaibu Amodu,berti Vogts or Lars lagerbear...NFF_foolish set of people

Isn't it obvious the are not after the sucess of the team.I mean why should anyone doubt Keshi's ability at this time.They should start looking for shuaibu Amodu,berti Vogts or Lars lagerbear...NFF_foolish set of people

...And funny enough,I opened this thread sittin in a toilet

What a match...most thrilling nigerian friendly I've ever seen

Why not?? We've won it before and we can win it over and over.I min at the under17 level

We far ooo

I too like dat Onazi,de way hin dey take bone,I just dey try picture am bone dey pursue d mugu... mmmm... um... sorry mugger

God forgive me;I was kinda relieved when I saw his pic cos dia was dis popular actor I had in mind.all d same its a big loss for nollywood and may he R.I.P

"I can be able".either say I can or I wil b able.

Codedrock: DONT LIKE ANY OF THE FREAKY FOODS UP THERE.

swear say u no like Age
ge bread

phayvoursky: Chaiiii. MYSTERIOUS RAINBOW lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll. ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE. ITS CALLED a "HALO" or "SUN DOG". IT ALSO APPEARS AROUND A FULL MOON.

I'm hell sure u just googled

phayvoursky: Chaiiii. MYSTERIOUS RAINBOW lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll. ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE. ITS CALLED a "HALO" or "SUN DOG". IT ALSO APPEARS AROUND A FULL MOON.

I'm sure u just googled

Lakayana: Why do we have to take off armpit hair in the first place if mama nature does not want it there we would not have it. Taking it off is the 1st complication we give to the armpit we want to eat our cake and have it. You take it off now you are complaining of discoloration let it discolor you asked for it. What is wrong in keeping your armpit and hair clean by washing that area properly. Lazy people.

...u must be a kid,u must b speakin out of naivety,wen u rch d puberty stage,i'm sure u'll b itchin 2 own/use a shavin stick regularly.dnt wori i understnd u well,i'v bn dia

dunno much of it,buh i'm sure gud sex is 1 of dem....

he actually wntd 2 say 'well wat i do not understand is wether embarassing their guests is part of their organisation goals and mission statements,well i will leave it 4 the oga at d top 2 judge...daz all

yuzedo: Op, bro, can water made me looked like Denzell Washing-tin? I hope i wont PISS in bed! Pls advice, cheers.

is dat hw u speak or wia u tryin 2b funny?...jeez

vb0mb: How can the kidney be protected?

u knw it's got the shape of a bean,so eat beans regularly 2 keep it in shape

vb0mb: How can the kidney be protected?

u knw it's got the shape of a bean,so eat beans regularly 2 keep it in shape

so on point OP,d oda day i killed a few houseflies out of their colony,den i watched wit pity and amazement as 1 noticin d dead ones flew 2 dem one afta d oda obviously bothered or mournin.i stl watched as it flew called up d 2 rest 2c d dead ones,and within a few seconds,dey were all ova d body of d deceased,prayin,cryin or sumtyn...I had goose pimples all ova,i was like,housefly As useless as dey appeared? I hope d boko guys learn frm dem