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shogsman:
You people and this your pathetic propaganda sha, it is a partial mobilization you moot they are drawing officers from Thier reserves not civilians, you brought up stupid western sources that has been spreading lies since February.
The amount of people in that protest is not up to 100 ,in a country of 145million o, Putin's approval rate is 80% and your attempt to portray anything else is just plain pathetic

All this defense, one wonders how much y'all been paid here.

Some how I knew it was already Kenyans before tapping.
It can ve either Zimbabwe or Kenya.
This two and bizarre news are 5&6

Ekejoestar:
I highly doubt the authenticity of this story cos

1- she could have claimed she bought it with her money she saved for many years.

2- she could have arrenged with any of her female friend and claim it's an early wedding gift.

3- her family members could have claimed they bought the phone for her, maybe her brother or sister.

4- it's not possible for someone to cancel a wedding because of an iphone, an alpha male would have seized the phone while a simp will call family meeting ( that is if it ever reach the stage)

5- you can never catch a Nigerian girl unless you catch her in the act or with video evidence.

There are many excuses to give even if the girl is dumb.

Pls you guys should stop insulting our collective sensibility on this internet.

And people should stop believing every story they saw online hook line and sinker.

Meanwhile, this is a classical example of " them dey drag me ( like tiger gen) go where I no know" scenerio.

They're many excuses to give your type.
Pls Unsimp yourself.

Lovely

cosmatika:
Then they should subtract 2points from Chelsea and give Westham their share.
EPL refs have always been a case of ojoro.
Arsenal have suffered it the most

Arsenal is not EPL team abi....wailers.
Bad or good every team suffers it

Pillar12:
Arsenal dominated and have more chances in this game than man utd


How they loss was all down to them not closing down the back enough...

For the var intervention - The ref is a joke, that goal should have stand, the contact was too soft.


Regardless of the defeat Arsenal was the better team but the didn't take their chances while United was ruthless in front of goal

Cry me an ocean

Been a while I see Man U control mid field like this

Trottle:
Op, the issue of yahoo-yahoo and related vices are systemic issue where only one party cannot be blamed.

The country has let everyone down. Poverty rate is very high, few jobs, no good road, electricity, biting inflation etc.

To be a well-behaved citizen is more harder than the opposite in this country of ours.

For example, hardly will you find public dustbins in our streets. Where there's one, there's no maintenance. So what do you do as an upright citizen? Put the wrapping in your pocket or wallet till you get home?

Another scenario, ASUU has been on strike, but we watch our government lavish the money for education on frivolous issues. Like they say an idle man is a devil's workshop. These youth are bustling with zeal and passion to earn and contribute. But when all reasonable doors are closed, what should they do?

Though Yahoo-yahoo is dangerously rising, but I've known and met far more hard working and dedicated youths like me that just want to make an honest living than the former. For if you corner a goat to the wall with no option of escape, it MUST bite you!

Fix electricity, our roads, security and easy access to capital to start business and revamp our trade schools to modern standards. Then watch the vice go down.

In the unlikely scenario that it does not go down, make it a law to punish offenders with minimum of 5 years imprisonment without an option of fine.

...

Well said.
But regardless, there's no excuse for crime

Michello5:
Sloth!.. very Boring animal like that same too with snail.. even Tortoise sharp pass them
.
meanwhile at a cheap price dm me for your logo and flyer design

Animal wey strong like that, you want make e fast again.

Thought news like this only happen in Zimbabwe and Kenya

Commadan:
Why is it that when you say you want a better Nigeria without mentioning the name of any candidate, everybody will think you are talking about Peter Obi?

I asked a group of people this question few days ago, no one gave an answer.

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Are this dogs or Cannibals

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Why una dey attack d guy....? Not his fault that Buhari & APC failed Nigerians. You wey no vote PMB how much u dey buy fuel?

ASUU strike no reach ur side cox u didn't vote APC. make una dey apply common sense abeg.

Who exactly suppose the apply the sense?

trutharena:
This is for some of the sophistico Yoruba youth that fell for the antics of Ibo people that always say they hate Tinubu not because he’s Yoruba and bla bla bla.

Awolowo was stoned when he went to the East to campaign back then and this is Pa Adebanjo the same Afenifere guy laying claim to that. Is Awolowo also a bad person like Tinubu according to the Ibos? Or why was he stoned?

Azikiwe campaigned easily in the SW but Awo was stoned in the SE for campaigning.

That’s the same thing they are doing to Tinubu. They are making sure he won’t be able to campaign in the SE, where they term any Igbo that support Tinubu as efulefu and always cancel them.

Yet the same people want to be left alone to campaign in the SW while some Yoruba guys with severe confusionists complex will be sheering them on.

The Yoruba are the only tribe in this country without tribal consciousness and it is as tho something is wrong.

You all should be ashamed of this.
Spit

Still finding the free course

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Convener of bad news

Viraltrends123:
But, you don't see anything wrong in Soludo borrowing but you see something wrong is Buhari Borrowing, you don't see anything wrong in Jonathan having a polling centre close to his house, but you see something wrong with one close to Tinubu's house, you don't see anything wrong in INEC tacking voters registration to church in Lagos.

Just live with your biasness, and know you are bias, stop pretending, and let other people that are like you, because you all are the same.

Y'all that saw that Good luck had polling unit in his bed room but didnt say it even though you can't prove it beyond what this tom and jerry media reported. Now a woman saw same thing and raised alarm you ppl but instead to praise her you people are here showing yourselves.
Now a woman

Viraltrends123:
Okay, me I don't even care about Nigerians again ooo, you guys can continue with your biasness.
Buhari Borrowing his wrong to you simply because you are Igbo, Buhari is wrong for borrowing to fight security, Soludo is right for borrowing for demolition.

Don't blame Hause for supporting their own person too, because we are all the same. I pity any Yoruba supporting Tinubu, especially after viewing my last thread

Oh I'm Ibo now...lolss.
Which security is Buhari fighting abeg.
The problem with trying to defend this useless government is the more you talk the more illogical you sound.
Nigeria problem is big and we keep tackling it as it is.
I'm neither Yoruba, nor Hausa or even Ibo.
I'm a Nigeria.
What is wrong remain wrong no matter the angle you're viewing from.

Viraltrends123:
Ofcourse, how I wish we Nigerians can be unbiased, and see our governors and senators lapses too. El-rufai sacked all Kaduna state teachers, everyone in other states complained, Soludo did the same, Anambra people said it's good, Buhari borrowed $500million everyone except northerners abused him, Soludo did the same, borrowing is now good. You are supporting them not because they are good, or the did exceptionally well in developing your state, you are supporting them because you hate other tribes

Buhari borrowed and still use the borrowed money to buy 2022 Land cruiser to fight security in Niger.
Do you now see that borrowing can be different?

Viraltrends123:
Polling unit that has been there for mannmny years. But, it's all about tribe, Jonathan has one very close to his house, that he actually trekked to his polling unit, but we see nothing wrong when a politician from our tribe does it, if it were another tribe it's wrong, same with borrowing money, it was wrong before, but when Soludo did it, it becomes right to you people, same with decamping, it was wrong before , but when Obi did it, it becomes right, same with old age presidency, nothing wrong with it in the north when Buhari was entering, it becomes right to Yorubas and wrong to Igbos especially and hausas now, and if Tinubu wins, by 2031 if obi and Atiku contests again, old presidency would be okay. Let everyone do what they feel is right. I'm glad it's not peculiar to some people.

Off point

Daniel76:
bro Y the abuse he just mention past president that this unit were in front of their house so now it Tinubu you crying you the one that need mental check up you still understand by February get fick abeg

No its you that needs to be dezombified.
He knew that in 2015 and didn't point it out. Now a woman has something that's wrong and she took the courage to report it.
Now you zombies are out to defend such.
Blame game no the tire Una?
Because something happened yesterday, does it mean it should keep going on.
I tire for Una sef

This @Mitchell07 get sense at all?

omoelesa:
Man u,the most useless club, in the history of mankind.

You wish

chatinent:
I go use pidgin. No vex.

True true, time go reach when administrative work go disappear unto say AI go take over. The takeover is already in place.

Tech is the future.

And e dey easy to learn now because na the basics. Soon, it will be expensive because of the demands.

But what I think?
It will always look difficult if we keep calling it technology. Technology is actually that skill everyone has. My dummy thoughts tho.

Did a voice over as an amateur for an Indian couple and they were wanting more. And I am like..with this my yeye voice? Hehe.

Tried virtual assistance..with a faster speed rate of delivering 10k words in a day. Employer asked how I did it. I no tell am. That's my secret...pay me.

Opened a website for a man running a candy shop in 20minutes, designed and functional. Dude was all surprised. First guy charged him $4000 for 3 weeks. I charged $2k for few minutes. You can guess the rest. No bi say I sabi pass the first person, no. But I only learn things with AI these days...it just makes works easier.

For instance, there's a tool to do everything you do in an office for a week in minutes. What's really the need visiting? You snap the paper, it converts to Word. It computes..provides options for charts and many more. Then why do humans suffer?

So I used to draw when I was lil. Like I draw well. But later, I found one tool where you put the original picture and it paints it like hand drawn. What I do, I freelanced with it. You can hardly tell... My secret? Simple tool! Faster delivery!


Everybody has a skill. Try doing the lil graphic design you know...it's money.

Even if na only pidgin you sabi translate to, visit sites and offer to translate their webpages to Nigerian pidgin. They may not pay you at first...yeah, work as an intern. They will add you to translation team. Na CV bi that for next paying jobs.

I'm proud to say I am a contributor and developer at Google. Oya ask me what I did. Na just to do survey and review. Offered to translate too. No bi say I kuma do anything self. But that batch that year, I was enlisted as a contributor. But you needed to see how I boosted with “Developer at Google” during my Fiverr days.

Same with Wikipedia. I helped edited some profile. My name enter team from Nigeria that year. It was in my freelance CV, trust me.

I'm sorry but I like money... genuine money tho.

Just do it right and yes, boast about it in your CV.

Everyone has a skill.

I know of a dude online who says he has no skill..but he sends potatoes as love notes to emotionally depressed folks. Dude is a freaking millionaire.


I believe every skill is technical. You just need to know to apply it to meet the audience.


So many ways to make money..but it requires consistency.


Did I forget? I think the analogue age hasn't really passed so far we remain a developing country.

So cashing out it easy until tomorrow.

I no dey too do webinar again..cos I have personal businesses to manage...pay me N100k make I dedicate one week put skill into you. Trust me, e no go affect your normal jobs.

No caps.

I have zero pride
Plenty respect
Humble
Obedient
Fast learner.
If the above qualifies me to be your mentee, pls let me be one.
I see a man with knowledge here.

Any this is front page worthy?

reassured777:
Thank you nairalanders and Thank God I ddidnt fall for this guy who goes by the pseudo name Tony. Sam¿e old scam strategy as above was played out for me this afternoon. now, he changed P-MINER, K-MINER to F-MINER oloriburuku, his friend oloshii said he will send his account number to me tomorrow when I am ready haha both sounded really genuine SCAMMERS

Another brother saved.
This lazy fellows won't go find something better doing.
Just like you said I almost fell, they really sounded convincing.

pinkPUSSY:
Catholic fathers do not Wear Cassocks outside Mass Service.
This Exposed Tinubu and his Boko Haram Terrorist leaning VP candidate, Shettima, who rented and sown Pastors dress for their supporters to pose as real Men of God in the event they unveiled Shettima.

Desperation of a sinking same religion candidates

This criminal is wearing Chasuble sef, not even cassock.
It will not be well with our leaders

igbotormentor:
CAN I guess the body representing Christian Association behaving deluded and deranged, how will they justify their stupidity and clumsiness bickering by the Bible they claim to carry, did Jesus Christ ever condemn anyone? did he join political discussions, when they intended to make Him a ruler, Jesus Christ left the place, so much our so called Christian leaders being intolerant, you have made your position known, then leave the rest to Nigerians to decide

Zero sense

Ejiakusmith:
this is crazy I have been seen it on CNN at my office

even Spain too is over heating ,,,,,,,, and CNN reporters said over 1000+ have die due to this over heated temperature.........


40c the said .... God forbid ooo,,,.. will any African countries survive that temperature

People in Borno and Niger have 39° on a constant basis.
Kenya and middle eastern countries experience up to 44°