₦airaland Forum

Vipro:
Shey dem suppose give you 150k as monthly renumeration?

Make dem remove the 30K from the salary, pay you the remaining 120K for that month.

That is the greatest advise a wise man will give you.

vastolord4:
No one taught me.. had a very big compound, so I broke into my dad's room to steal the keys on weekends to drive in thr compound then sweep the tire marks.. entered express after a week or 2..
The day pops saw me drive, it wasn't his car. He didn't say a word cos he also wasn't taught how to drive.. I'm sure he was proud

If my younger once are reading, they'll think I'm the one that posted this you see that sweeping part ehn, na me be that.
My pops say I must turn 18 b4 I start driving and I have to start from smaller cars...lmao.
Na that him same SUV I use learn then in SS1.
The day he saw me driving our neighbor's car, he almost scream, as if to tell the neighbor I don't know how to drive....lolss me wey don the drive near two years. I'm sure he didn't pay attention to his fuel guage.

The current economy situation does not support early marriage and entering marriage early.
Na God go help us.

TemplarLandry:
Last time I checked, Nigeria was still a sovereign state. Someone should tell this European bloc to stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Anything African is never good enough in their eyes.

Jittery as usual

Candidlady:
This is wickedness over 17thou'


Please how much is two bottles of Jameson... 17thou' that can't get you four packs of cigar and dunhil in a club

This life is crazy


Rip to the poor lady

And to the hotel owner Iam dead sure it was her husband that must have asked her to act that way cos women are naturally not like this...

Irest my pen fingers

Joker.

Those people choosing 12:03am, their clock must be moving anti clock wise.
Any body whose clock moves clockwise definitely knows 11:55am to be the correct answer

Fuckyoumod:
Here is the trick, Time is always calculated in two ways.

After the hour and To (before the hour)

After 12:00 am - starts counting just a minute after 12:00am.
While To or before the hour of 12:00 am - This means that the time isn't 12:00 am yet.
Some minutes are still left before it hits 12:00 am.

Now, in this context the question is actually referring to - To (before) 12:00 am, Meaning it's not yet 12:00 am.

The only right answer to the time that is nearest to - (To) 12:00Amis 11: 55 pm.

I know a lot of people would go for 12:03am, Because is just 3 minutes apart. But they are wrong.

This is why it's a tricky question.

Where you see 11:55 pm?

hyzich:
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bigboyonline:
20, but someone with 16 said he received the text message

Not true

helinues:
Walahi no be lie, like 2 friends enter UK with student dependency.

If Nigeria and our tertiary are up to the standard, why would Nigerians be studying in abroad when the reverse should have been the case

Is study the aim?

35k weekly.
Do you know how much is Tequila at Kristol?

Those from previous years, kindly confirm the authenticity of this 20mark cut off. Was there any instance where somebody that scored below 20 got invite for the next stage?
Thanks.

StepGodfather:
I don't know if I am the only one noticing those of us with 20 upwards have our scores in green font? Mine and this. Saw 3 to 4 people with 18, 17 and 19 in black font. Disclaimer: this is not a fact but just my observation.

I've seen 14 on green and 22 on black.

uzoma213:
hello, are you still interested?

Very interested.

You can pass your message without including the degree is not needed part.

It's about the bare minimum this days

flyinnizam:
My brother caught the crocodile with his bare hands (don't try this at home) before tying it while I caught the monitor Lizard with a trap. What are we going to do to them

See the crocs head like kpako wood

oluwaT1st:
Check your mail

Thanks a million

oluwaT1st:
Drop ur WhatsApp no or email address, i will send some past questions and answers to you

Kindly share with me pls
Idokopeter388@gmail.com

NewDea4:
So you can have his díck up ya arsê?

So no female Mod?
God abeg o

Zxcvbnmghtr:
I slept with one of the mods

I go like be mod fa

Zxcvbnmghtr:
The game of politics is not rigid. The rigidity which the South East employs to politics has not paid off and will never pay off. Politics is flexible, it is a game of interest. Learn from the United States. You may be tagged as their enemy in the morning while before sun set you are tagged their bossom girl friend who they will pass a night with making love.

There is nothing like hand picking. It is call lobbying for your candidate. The election will definitely hold and majority will carry the day. Let the best candidate win.

Akpabio's achievements are so visible as a former Governor of Akwa Ibom state. What can anyone point to as Yari's achievements as a former Governor of Zamafara?

Clearer. But how Nairaland take accept this your username.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
The same people who were against Muslim-muslim ticket are the same people in support of a Muslim candidate as Senate president simply because of Tinubu's choice of interest. What kind of hypocrisy is this?

If Akpabio were to be a Muslim and Tinubu's choice the out cry from all of you would have been ISLAMIZATION.



HYPOCRITES

The conversation is to sophisticated for you. You want democracy yet wants the Senate president to be handpicked?
Is this love for BAT or wickedness?

Akpabio presidency will have Tinubu as both the Executive president and Legislative president. We may also have the CJN handpicked by Tinubu. A Nation called Nigeria.

Please anybody that's gotten the ICPC Q and A should kindly share.
Thanks

ELAGAIE:
Pls help decide between ICPC and NDIC.

Biko choose one and connect to the other biko.
Meanwhile NDIC is fat cow.

Merovi:
When quizzed on a potential coaching career back in 2021, Ibrahimovic famously said: "Impossible. Because during the match I’d slap at least two players and, after the match, eight!"

one and only Zlatan

Oh my big Benz.. everything must come to and end.

Unstoppable100:
Is your friend an experience or entry level staff?

Entry, infact technical assistant.

Sunshine34:
Kperogi with imaginary solutions. It is when you get there first hand that u will know writing is different from fact. SUBSIDY IS A CRIME. Kperogi thinks he's wise. Chioor

I expect a counter proof but nah, your brain cannot carry it.

FreeStuffsNG:
No single non-Igbo appointed. Smh.

No South west State Governor, including my Governor, HE Sanwo-Olu, must ever appoint Igbo or any non-Yoruba except the Governor of his or her state has appointed a Yoruba first.

Since 1999, South East state Governors keep appointing only Igbo of their own but want other states to appoint Igbo. That is a recipe for injustice and kolewek. !

You created a thread so you can promote your bigotry.
I'm sure you cant even point to the direction leading to Abia state talk more of knowing whether the non-tribe there are active in politics abi Otti should send a letter to your Oni to send him list.

I used to think people that made it to Nairaland are all sophisticated.

Acekidc4:
Make Una Continue to dey Waste Una time. Nobody can force anybody to do anything without them first agreeing to a deal..........That Man is a Bloody Liar

Nobody can force anybody to do anything.... wetin you dey high on no get name.

Na your type ordinary cultists go make am run em relationship.

APCNig:
You should salute him for that. A man who was in his sitting room in Bourdillon road, Ikoyi, Lagos, but was rigging elections all over the country, that must be a god. Only the gods are everywhere. Tinubu is truly the god of Politics worthy of worship

I'm scared for the future of this country.

Did you type this under any influence?