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So this gal I've been pursuing finally agreed to come visit me at my apartment...before her visit we talked abt having sex, but I told her I'm not gonna av sex with her cos gals always curse guys that sex dem and dump dem...she laffed and sed dats d dumbest reason she's heard for not wanting sex....so when she visited, we had d sex, and I told its over and now she's cursing me on the phone...as if I dint tell her beforehand. Gals sef ehn!

agbonkamen:
Hello Nairalanders please don't mind my writings i really need matured advice let me go straight to the point there is a guy i met online months ago we got talking and one thing led to another we became lovers he base in Los Angeles USA he told me how much he loves me, he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. three days ago he said his mum want to speak with me through phone call that he will send my contact to her and also he would want me to visit her too his mum stays in the north and i have not seen this guy before we met online he is Ibo should i call his mum and if i call her what will i tell her?

Dear op its scam, soon d mom will tell u she's ill and ur USA based lover boy will asked u to help him by sending money to his sick mom, and trust me dats just d beginning...later he will ask u to meet his sis in Nigeria and dat one too will av an issue dat requires money. Cut him off now, he's a scam!

theres no oil company yet in badagry. na scam

I received your CV and i'm impressed with it, i shortlisted your name
among applicants that will be invited for the training and interview
next week.

Due to the fact that most applicants that came for interview recently
has very little or no knowledge and experience in the oil and gas
field, our company engaged the services of a reputable oil and gas
training firm (DONATECHS LTD) led by renowned oil & gas expert Engr
DONATUS IBEH to train all applicants before the interview, all
applicants are required to pay the training fee of 6,500 naira to the
training firm, once you pay the fee to them,your name will be
confirmed among applicants that will be invited for the training and
interview next week.

I give you my word and assurance that you will be offered employment
after the training and interview, well over 85% of applicants that
attended past training and interviews were employed, i'm impressed
with your CV so be rest assured you will be employed because i will
recommend you for employment after your interview.

The training exercise will last for 1 week and all applicants should
come with photocopies of all their credentials, all applicants will be
lodged at the company's guest house free of charge,feeding at the
company's canteen is also free for the duration of the training
exercise.

Regards,

Emmanuel Esie
Human Resources manager BAHAMA OIL
ive asked the bastards to send me deir account number and deir bvn.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]then it is you who that is cheap you bleep anything and forget the face.[/color]

But trust me I don't forget d pvssy.

Sorry I made a mistake...d email is "jerryfreeman720@yahoo.com" Thank u. @tinuke I hope d job won't be too rough for u as a female.

Ur papa....tell am make e join u make una two dey wander around lagos and its environ.
Bastard.

I've got a vegetable farm at atan, toward ota...and in need of a farm manager. Salary is 45k, including accomodation close to the farm (a room apartment with bed, TV, sound, kitchen accessories, water, a private generator...etc) reach me on jamesfreeman720@yahoo.com
Pls don't send ur cv if u don't know jack abt agriculture.
Closes on Friday...be ready to start work on the 4th of October.
Thank u.

At last some sensible dudes....thanks @uyi yea I feel she wants us to be lovers, but am so enjoying d friendship, am usually a beast wen it comes to love matters....@ichak I don't intend pitying her into a relationship, she's already like a sister to me. I've explained my stances to her...I hope she understands and not destroy our precious friendship.

AngelAhnie:
I am a lady that sees all you typed there as childish

Where is d lady?? You?? I laff....ure just a fork tool, nothing more!

sextrovert:
somebody should please tell me why dis dude is crying

no one said you should date her..

Just f*ck her u dumb f*ck

Aint a dawg!
I don't fork just anything in skirt.

HMZi:
i hit a nerve uh?

Atoll

She was tired of the nonsense u were doing ontop of her and culdnt look for a better excuse to get u to get off her....forkboy....go learn some skills.

Cheap sumbori...culd be d gal I met and bleeped within a week. She was saying "no" while I was busy removing her pants....even while bleeping she kept saying "no I don't want dis" but wen I tried removing she held me and screamed Bleep me properly!

What is it with u guys and broke guys...wealth is relative I tell u, just wen u fink ure rich, u see someone else using ur whole networth to pay for his weekend getaway. When he makes u happy and dere's a future togeda, just go for love.
There will always be a richer nigger!

HMZi:
You just dull..

Ur fada is dull

tee59:
Go and wash ur head in river jordan seven times so as to av common sense which is not common actually.

In ur mind uve sed something dat made sense BA? U need d washing more dear.

[quote author=Wizzyblack3 post=49697171][/quote]Dat ur mom in d pix?

AngelAhnie:
Who is this?

I am a guy...good enuf to get across to u, nice enuf to break down ur walls, caring enuf to melt ur heart...mild enuf to make u fall in love and den crazy enuf to break ur heart and leave u hanging.
That who I am....who are u?

I fink y'all getting it wrong...y'all probably dint read wat I typed enuf to grab d point am trying to make...I'll break it down for u dull dudes!
I just like d gal....I av not intention of dating her, I feel she wants more Dan just friendship. But I don't.
Hope y'all grab d point now....bunch of idiots!

There's this girl is just like at my place of work...I don't fink I want any romantic relationship with her cos I see her as a pure soul....me on the other hand a "demon". So I just made sure we keep at been platonic frnds. I buy her lunch everyday, pay her tfare weneva we on d same bus....she knows abt my bad and good habits, I'm so open with her...I so cherish d friendship.
Today, she called me and asked me a question I find very disturbing....she sed "want do u really want frm me?" I told her I just like u as a friend...she sed I could I av been so nice and open to her and just wanna be a friend. Now she's not picking my calls, am confused....wat do I do

diamondlizzy:
Naughty guy, go get fresh p---y

Lolzzzzzz nawty sumbori

AngelAhnie:
Dumb thread

I like u...wanna hangout? Let's talk abt dis recession issue.

She complained abt u smoking Sk She doesn't love u frm d start....break up already

One of my side chicks just broke up with me....am so gonna miss dat fresh pvssy!!!! Am so in tears!!!

JeffreyJamez:
Add it to your CV, top companies will be calling you soon.

Am sure u don't know how it feels when every gal u meet just wanna have a romantic relationship with u....u av no idea.

RadicallyBlunt:
U will soon die

U dint av to wish me death bro, I'm here asking a serious question....am sure am not d only one experiencing such!

Ighoga898:
do u have money? If not maybe there is a particular thing u re doing right. Do u mind sharing with us?

I don't have money o bro...I just don't understand why.
Meet a gal on Monday, go out on Tuesday, Wednesday we kissing, Thursday we laffing and making out and Friday nite....she's in my bed sweating and moaning.

Why is it that 90% of the girls I meet always end up falling in love with me? I don't know why.

dollyjoy:
Tell me the groom price.

Wanna marry you asap
Change begins with me

Dolly wa Fe mi....am not among d demons o. I'll brk ur heart....











































....too much! Lolzzzzzz

If his name is femi, yomi, kunle, Ayo, tomiwa, taiwo....don't mind him, he will break ur heart....I know u'll not hear, cos he told u "IM NOT AMONG THEM" abi...ok nah oya goan av ur hrt broken!