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TrapQueen77:
Sometimes relationship doesn't really work the way we want it..


There's a lot of couple tat they hate their own mother in law... This is not a new problem...

Any gal dat dislike my mom aint worth dating talk more marrying...call me a mama's boy I don't care...dat woman packed my shhitt wen I was little can any gf/wife do dat Omo any gal wey go wan make me choose she or my mom is on a long tin.

I wuld av sed "stop dating broke gals" but I'm not in the best position to say such....over to u next poster...do us d honor.

Can u eat in a toilet, even when its clean Mumu question!

You actually didn't play it well, I mean after 3yrs in a relationship, throwing threats of brkup shuldnt be in ur mind atoll. Uve probably been doing it a lot and he got tired and moved on! Silent treatment wuld av be cool but actually saying its over...dats forked sis. If u say he's been dating d new gal for 9mnths den I gues he's moved on....dats no testing or punishing u, dats clearly a guy who's moved on. Av some respect and move on also...

You sed gf! Can't come and trow away pvssy o.
She will simply be demoted to d rank of sidechick and a sidechick will be promoted to mainchick.

Lemme get dis strait, ur gf (not ur wife o) ordinary gf wanted u to carry her in ur car and leave ur mom? And ure asking weda to continue with d relationship Do u know ur mom is ur first lover? Ur first kiss?? Ur first boobs suckee Don't just come and annoy me with dis ur question dis afternoon! Ure asking weda to pick ur mom or an idiot gf Lemme not talk!

So u want all of us to join heads togeda and be debating weda ur bf shuld cut his hair or not....both of u no get sense, u fit eachoda I swear. Like gf like bf....oponu meji.

U no get kins men and women? Oya contact dem make all of una dey sell dey manage d 10k salary...eleribu!
10k dat I spend within a week...

OBTSubtle:
If you like, be Kim Kardashian.. I'll still cheat..



Cheating!??... Is our work oh!!!!

Awon badt guyz....wicked sumbori...lolzzzzzz

So here are ways to keep ur bf from cheating on you, but if ur bf is handsome, a fair igbo guy or a dark yoruba guy or a rich hausa guy....don't bother reading...he's cheating at d moment as we speak and he CANNOT change, its in his DNA.
1) Be a strong gf: when ure an independent, strong gf who has she life in order, who doesn't depend on a guy for money or stuffs, ur bf most probably won't av a reason to cheat.

2) Share same ideas: most times wen a guy cheats its cos he and his gf don't flow on same level, one is a churchy, d oda is cluby...so its best to date a guy who's same level and has same ideas with u...not u a church gal dating a club guy...he sure will cheat on u...and vice versa.

3) Blind trust: there are some level of trust u express on someone and it makes dem indebted to u to be of a good behavior.
When u some ur bf u trust him with ur heart "blindly" but carefully...dis will most likely make him feel bad weneva he's about to cheat on u and he will be like "menh dis gal trust me o, make I no fork up".

JerryTemi:
Sometimes I wonder if you guys that are busy discussing girls have sisters at all,well is left for you people and those girls sha. you complain when we say no,you yap us when we agree,what kind of men or boys are you people?Godforbid what kind barbaric individuals are you people. well I wish our girls will listen and keep their legs crossed.

Madam d truth is wen u say no sex to Ur guy occasionally he respects u more...but wen any small touch u open legs....den he starts feeling "wow so easy Just like dat??" why will my gf be allowing me forking her on a regular without atleast saying no somtimes....it just means na so her cloose male Frnd fit "gbesumo" she go "laale" for am.

bpee:
lol,,are u an "Anthony martial" or a thierry henry,,if u understand what I mean

Lolzzzzzz

bpee:
Chai,,even though I don't want to believe,,number one is so true

Naso my broda, a gal can Neva friendzone a player...ure eida his sidechick, mainchick or "no chick".
Am sorry I don't keep female friends....lolz gals so love hearing dat frm guys, makes dem feel secured....but hey gal....ure abt to be his side chick.

Next min after d breakup...just call a sidechick and promote her to d rank of mainchick. Dat all.

Frankraj:
Mr man you are a complete idiot and foolish for writting things against your fellow men . Fool

Ur papa complete idiot...ur uncle fool.
Now go play in ur toy room or suck mama's tittes.

jonaifame22:
we met under the mango tree, when she was pluckn mango an i was down and lookn up showing her which mango to pluck then she now said that since I have seen her pant as she was on tree I should kukuma be her boifreind, since no other guy has Seen her pant before!

U don't av sense....I'll say it in capital letters "YOU DONT AV ANY SENSE"

We met at at eatery...apparently my exgf bailed out on a date with me at d last min and her exbf also bailed out on her also at d last min....so after sitting alone for 30mins, I went to her table, intro myself...told her wat happened and she laffed dat she's in d same situation...so I order lunch, we ate, exchanged numbers and dat was it.

Nigger has got only one black shoes...he's just ok joor, all na edited pix na. Nigger keep dying ur hair u hear Till dey start dropping!

Idydarling:
if you go for those kinda gals, then op, you've gat no class (no offense)

for a stong, confident and determined lady, it will take a lot for anything to shake her, her love for her man is undying and not moved by any materialistic gain or emotional influence by another.

Well I wasn't talking abt me dating a weak gal...so no offense taken.

Savvy2:
Since she's the main chick or so it seems... do the needful... delete the 3/4 other girls then after a month or so of being faithful... confess. Make it seem like it happened a long time ago, so incase she hears about it she'll be like "that was before"

Wow! Brilliant....just brilliant.

ucsparks:
I can relate to the torch Light fone tho.... I don't allow my girl near my nokia torch, she can go through the Android for all i care

I dey tell u...touchlite fone no get memory card o, but e dey "store" things...lolzzzzzz

lokito:
Lies

Pele...Jew guy!

Beadex1:
I guess you are an expert in this field

Depends on how u put it.

Folalade:
Why should you do that in the first place?

It was purely experimental.

Malayy:
how do you smell them?

U'll av to interact with dem to spot dem....but dey are 3 for every 5 gals so dey are found everywhere.

firstking01:
Goan and space your write up.

Done bro

1) He doesn't have female friends: "like for real?" aint dat suppose to be a good thing? No competition, no distraction, etc. Hey sister if ur bf tells u "I don't keep female frnds" or "I don't know how to maintain friendship with gals" don't be happy just yet...players don't keep female frnds, dey gather side chicks/booty calls and ure eider one of dos or his gf.
2) He puts sexual ideas into ur head: he knows how to talk abt sexual in a fun and respectable way. He says things like "ur lips are so full and rosy, but I won't say more Dan dat so u won't get offended". He turn on sexual tension but acts like it aint intentional. He makes u say to urself..."y isn't he making a move?" "is he shy?" sisters he isn't shy o....don't be fooled.
3) He won't allow u see his least expensive fone: now a player know u'll wanna check his smart fone, to see chats, etc...but chats doesn't necessarily means he's cheating, text msg is still d best evidence of cheating....and he does dat will his least expensive fone which most gals over look to check....ask him to give u his "touch lite" fone and see his reaction!
That's where his side chicks text msg are....yea pple still send text.

ucsparks:
I fucck weak girls on a daily ,, i can easily smell them from a distance ...

Lolzzzzzz awon badt sumbori.

KissChris:
You deserve cane
Poor girls

Yea dem poor but dem sexy sef o!

Topestbilly:
Tell her when she pays you a visit, but make sure it's when she's in the kitchen boiling water or frying plantain.

Ha padi y evils...I say person violent, u say make I tell her wen she dey fry dodo or boil water!!!! Ha aye ma ni ka oo!!!

KissChris:
My brother, don't confess. For ur own safety.

But you sef wicked o Wetin you dey do with 4 side chicks?

My broda na msc project o...."female social/sexual behaviors" it was purely experimental....

If ur gf is a weak gal, has visible low self esteem, filled with self doubt and uncontrollable hunger for the good things of life....sorry bro, she's probably in a guy's room as we speak saying "no don't remove my pant" while d guy is preparing to put on a CD.
She's doing dat not cos she's cheap...its just cos she's weak.