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Liability:Sorry....I don't have, I use all to bet on nairabet. |
Rockyrascal:Is it ur preek am using to self-service ? |
MrCork:The post aint for all guys, dey for dos kind of guys like d enugu dude who got slapped on his kneels....yea I've got jobs....not one not two....any more foolish questions? |
This is for those Bros dat av been rendered useless by d females....its payback time hoes. 1) Don't spend all ur energy on one girl, have them in two's, three's, four's. 2) Be cool, don't crush, never act desperate or needy. 3) Acknowledge ure a player and ure after one thing and one thing alone (her pvssy). 4) Have money, but spend it on urself not on a girl. 5) Be polite, smart, clean, fresh and av ur own style. 6) Have a nice apartment...u can't be using hotels everytime. 7) Always use protections....u don't want babies or stds. Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.9) Your next target is always more important Dan ur present gal. 10) BE good in bed....know how to fork well. |
dairykidd:Bros no bi only money o...a dude has got to be fun to be with also. I for one don't av plenty money but I've got "games" wen am with a gal....even without removing her clothes with my hands am already doing it with my eyes....she's already asking "y are u starring at me like dat".....building sexual tension is key to making a gal stick with u. A gal needs a little money (care) and plenty nawtiness (sex/flirting, etc) |
Tealess:My guy leave dat one, a gal no need ask for break or space to fork anoda dude o, she fit fork finish for mrn come ur house for nite make u sef fork....d thin is if a gal is a hoe she's a hoe....simple. |
AjaniMyHero:Maybe NA toilet infection....u dey open eye suck pvssy ![]() |
Liability:Don't call me dear joor, pple will fink am part of the beer parlor men....abeg o!!! |
EpicMaurice:His daughter was my 5th gf.... ![]() EpicMaurice:His daughter was my 5th gf.... |
Plss how much is 10,000 CFA in naira...black market rate. |
Y will u gimme 1-10million for my buziness....are we siblings abi twins U don see mugu wey go send u buziness ideas abi Ur papa left blokos for dere. Animalitic sumbori. |
With money anything is possible in d game of love. With money I can marry rihanna tomorrow without even meeting all her family members |
Nqqer go to quilox and burn some steam stop embarrassing us here...5k Oponu!!! |
I know how u feel...maybe u need to change location or profession. It culd be annoying attracting d wrong kinds of people. |
U av glaucoma. |
1st gf broke my hrt, she cheated....so 2nd gf I broke up with her cos she became slimmer after d holidays, 3rd gf I broke up with her cos during sex she shouted she wants my baby....4th gf broke up with her cos I got tired of sex everytime we met...5th gf I broke up with her during my nysc....my 6th gf broke up with her after my nysc...7th gf broke up with her cos she checked my fone....am 4yrs old with d 8th gf....will definitely marry her. |
asuo27:Only a broke gal fink d way u do....I don't do u! |
ardeypearlz:U welcome beautiful |
If u can't blive wat she's telling u den bounce...no bi by force. Asif u sef no dey lie abi u wan use her virginity blood do jazz or sell on olx ni? Notin spectacular abt forking a virgin, its annoying, stressful and way too emotional. |
Hopeless |
C'mon guys, a gals saying she needs space doesn't av to mean anoda guy is chyking her (gals are always been chyked). Let's give dem gals alittle bit more respect, Deir lifes don't revolve around guyz. She mite need space to face some projects, to face some family issues, anything. But just tell her "am here wenever u need me" and face ur side chick. |
Simple...tell one u lost ur job, tell d oda uve got HIV and tell d last one ur herbalist asked her to follow u to a particular forest.....do dis and watch dem disappear. |
Still better Dan contacting STDs |
Hopeless |
Can sumbori explain wat dat human being just posted up dere? |
Nop we the guys aint gonna straff her...she's wasted (drunk) already....for me I'll lead her bk to her apartment, don't come and vomit on my bed....odawise I'll slap d drunkenness off ur head. |
Our forefathers never knelt down to marry our foremothers.....am looking for dat gal dat will bend my knees dat day....kneel ko, lay down ni. |
Hopeless |
Black mambo! |
Pls wats all dis noise abt iphone 7, its just $645/$745....little north west's bag is costlier....stop embarrassing we Nigerian abeg. |
asuo27:Gal u sound broken...everything is wrong with spending on a gf. |
If she can cook, she's clean, she's from earth, she's got a wonderland btw her legs....why not ![]() |
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Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.

