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RomanceRe: Beer Parlour Men Keeps Toasting Me, Help! by Ifakiland(m): 11:41pm On Sep 11, 2016
Liability:
show some respect darling
Sorry....I don't have, I use all to bet on nairabet.
RomanceRe: Signs You Are Masturbating Too Much, #4 Is Mind Blowing by Ifakiland(m): 11:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
Rockyrascal:
is that your excuse now?
Is it ur preek am using to self-servicehuh?
RomanceRe: How To Think And Act Like A Player. by Ifakiland(op): 11:34pm On Sep 11, 2016
MrCork:
...and were did you get this ideas from...watchin blue films?....do you hav a job?((no oofeense)) undecided
The post aint for all guys, dey for dos kind of guys like d enugu dude who got slapped on his kneels....yea I've got jobs....not one not two....any more foolish questions?
RomanceHow To Think And Act Like A Player. by Ifakiland(op): 9:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
This is for those Bros dat av been rendered useless by d females....its payback time hoes.
1) Don't spend all ur energy on one girl, have them in two's, three's, four's.
2) Be cool, don't crush, never act desperate or needy.
3) Acknowledge ure a player and ure after one thing and one thing alone (her pvssy).
4) Have money, but spend it on urself not on a girl.
5) Be polite, smart, clean, fresh and av ur own style.
6) Have a nice apartment...u can't be using hotels everytime.
7) Always use protections....u don't want babies or stds.
cool Have no conscience...never feel sorry for forking her, dat was wat she was created for...to be forked and dumped.
9) Your next target is always more important Dan ur present gal.
10) BE good in bed....know how to fork well.
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Ask You To Give Her Some Space by Ifakiland(m): 8:41pm On Sep 11, 2016
dairykidd:
Double ur Hustle my G..na money be the only answer to checkmate them ONLY smiley
Bros no bi only money o...a dude has got to be fun to be with also. I for one don't av plenty money but I've got "games" wen am with a gal....even without removing her clothes with my hands am already doing it with my eyes....she's already asking "y are u starring at me like dat".....building sexual tension is key to making a gal stick with u. A gal needs a little money (care) and plenty nawtiness (sex/flirting, etc)
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Ask You To Give Her Some Space by Ifakiland(m): 8:37pm On Sep 11, 2016
Tealess:
Wen a gal want to Bleep oda dick outside she ask u for a break.ladies not 2 b trustedWen a gal want to Bleep oda dick outside she ask u for a break.ladies not 2 b trusted
My guy leave dat one, a gal no need ask for break or space to fork anoda dude o, she fit fork finish for mrn come ur house for nite make u sef fork....d thin is if a gal is a hoe she's a hoe....simple.
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Left Eye Partially Closes Involuntarily. by Ifakiland(m): 8:34pm On Sep 11, 2016
AjaniMyHero:
I've been tested and i am free of glaucoma lols.
Maybe NA toilet infection....u dey open eye suck pvssyhuh
RomanceRe: Beer Parlour Men Keeps Toasting Me, Help! by Ifakiland(m): 8:31pm On Sep 11, 2016
Liability:
dear its not easy
Don't call me dear joor, pple will fink am part of the beer parlor men....abeg o!!!
RomanceRe: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? Share Your Story. by Ifakiland(m): 8:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
EpicMaurice:
are you in anyway related to lie mohammed grin
His daughter was my 5th gf.... tongue
EpicMaurice:
are you in anyway related to lie mohammed grin
His daughter was my 5th gf....
TravelRe: Need Traveling Advice To Cotonou by Ifakiland(m): 8:06pm On Sep 11, 2016
Plss how much is 10,000 CFA in naira...black market rate.
RomanceRe: Moved to the business section. by Ifakiland(m): 6:32pm On Sep 11, 2016
Y will u gimme 1-10million for my buziness....are we siblings abi twinshuh U don see mugu wey go send u buziness ideas abihuh Ur papa left blokos for dere. Animalitic sumbori.
RomanceRe: , by Ifakiland(m): 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
With money anything is possible in d game of love.
With money I can marry rihanna tomorrow without even meeting all her family members
RomanceRe: Groom Price by Ifakiland(m): 6:21pm On Sep 11, 2016
Nqqer go to quilox and burn some steam stop embarrassing us here...5khuh Oponu!!!
RomanceRe: Beer Parlour Men Keeps Toasting Me, Help! by Ifakiland(m): 6:18pm On Sep 11, 2016
I know how u feel...maybe u need to change location or profession. It culd be annoying attracting d wrong kinds of people.
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Left Eye Partially Closes Involuntarily. by Ifakiland(m): 6:14pm On Sep 11, 2016
U av glaucoma.
RomanceRe: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? Share Your Story. by Ifakiland(m): 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2016
1st gf broke my hrt, she cheated....so 2nd gf I broke up with her cos she became slimmer after d holidays, 3rd gf I broke up with her cos during sex she shouted she wants my baby....4th gf broke up with her cos I got tired of sex everytime we met...5th gf I broke up with her during my nysc....my 6th gf broke up with her after my nysc...7th gf broke up with her cos she checked my fone....am 4yrs old with d 8th gf....will definitely marry her.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act And Behave Like Sex Objects Online And Offline ? by Ifakiland(m): 5:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
asuo27:
Guy you sound broke. Why do you all want women and you're not ready to make financial sacrifices.
Only a broke gal fink d way u do....I don't do u!
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Ask You To Give Her Some Space by Ifakiland(m): 5:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
ardeypearlz:
Thank You!!!
U welcome beautiful
RomanceRe: I Was Raped Lies by Ifakiland(m): 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
If u can't blive wat she's telling u den bounce...no bi by force. Asif u sef no dey lie abi u wan use her virginity blood do jazz or sell on olx ni? Notin spectacular abt forking a virgin, its annoying, stressful and way too emotional.
RomanceRe: Confession Saturday (episode 1) by Ifakiland(m): 5:34pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hopeless
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Ask You To Give Her Some Space by Ifakiland(m): 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2016
C'mon guys, a gals saying she needs space doesn't av to mean anoda guy is chyking her (gals are always been chyked). Let's give dem gals alittle bit more respect, Deir lifes don't revolve around guyz. She mite need space to face some projects, to face some family issues, anything. But just tell her "am here wenever u need me" and face ur side chick.
RomanceRe: How Do Discharge My Remaining 5 Side Chics Now I Want To Propose To My Main Chic by Ifakiland(m): 5:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
Simple...tell one u lost ur job, tell d oda uve got HIV and tell d last one ur herbalist asked her to follow u to a particular forest.....do dis and watch dem disappear.
RomanceRe: Signs You Are Masturbating Too Much, #4 Is Mind Blowing by Ifakiland(m): 5:06pm On Sep 11, 2016
Still better Dan contacting STDs
RomanceRe: She complain that I Am Too Strong In Bed... by Ifakiland(m): 5:03pm On Sep 11, 2016
Hopeless
RomanceRe: Deleted Thread !!! by Ifakiland(m): 4:57pm On Sep 11, 2016
Can sumbori explain wat dat human being just posted up dere?
RomanceRe: Qestion For The Guys. by Ifakiland(m): 4:54pm On Sep 11, 2016
Nop we the guys aint gonna straff her...she's wasted (drunk) already....for me I'll lead her bk to her apartment, don't come and vomit on my bed....odawise I'll slap d drunkenness off ur head.
RomanceRe: Is It A "Must" To Kneel Down When Proposing To A Lady ???? by Ifakiland(m): 4:48pm On Sep 11, 2016
Our forefathers never knelt down to marry our foremothers.....am looking for dat gal dat will bend my knees dat day....kneel ko, lay down ni.
RomanceRe: Things Some Girls Do by Ifakiland(m): 7:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
Hopeless
RomanceRe: What Pet Name Does Your Partner Call You? by Ifakiland(m): 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2016
Black mambo!
RomanceRe: 400,000 Naira Or Iphone7? by Ifakiland(m): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2016
Pls wats all dis noise abt iphone 7, its just $645/$745....little north west's bag is costlier....stop embarrassing we Nigerian abeg.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act And Behave Like Sex Objects Online And Offline ? by Ifakiland(m): 6:40pm On Sep 10, 2016
asuo27:
Dude you sound broke. What's wrong if you spend on your gf?.
Gal u sound broken...everything is wrong with spending on a gf.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry This Type Of Girl by Ifakiland(m): 5:25pm On Sep 10, 2016
If she can cook, she's clean, she's from earth, she's got a wonderland btw her legs....why nothuh

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