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HRYansh:
doggy style reigns supreme. A steady rhythm..gotta be hard and deep..with just the right amount of & slappin'

...just being honest


Whats yours?


cc:mrcork,toks2008,CrazyQuinn

CEO...dats position is dat lick.

That's wat a precious pvssy can do to a grown man...u find urself doing things ud normally not do.

I'll say it and keep saying it...to make a gal value u is to av a main chick and av many oda side chicks....our grandfadas used dis methods in d past and it worked. She a gal she can be replaced and watch her give u respect/value.

Tell me y will a guy ask a gal out in a place where she will say "no" in d first place? Or y do u fink guys propose to Deir gals in public? So she won't be able to say no even if she wanted. That's for weak men Thu, I don't find public proposition romantic atoll its an act of cowardice. I plan to propose to my gf...after a home cooked meal togeda...just gonna pass her d red box and say...."I fink am ready to take total care of u Cutie....marry me, I hope u'll like d ring, its Ruby"

So bae and I havnt had a fight in 4 weeks now she finks am cheating, dats I don't give her enuf wahala like before!!!!!!
E gba mi ke!!!!!

The only time a gal dumped me was my 1st love, but after been a "yorubademon" I looked for her, took her out on a date, told her I'd forgiven her....after a month gave her an engagement promise ring, had sex in hotels (dint show her where I live) wen I was done, I threw away my Sim card, Neva to hear frm her again.

The best way to keep ur gf is to give her "wahala"....keep her on her toes and she will be too busy thinking abt u all day long, she no go get time for herself sef.
Gals love wahala guys...show her care on money, give her wahala Tues to Friday, and start d care again till Sunday.

Swizdom:
You are right my brother, very right. It was my Ex, remember;we are no more together. Also remember I talked about settling down and not flirting around. I completely know how to get at women, but never will I do that while searching for my better half. Thanks for your opinion. You are 100% right.

My broda an average gal has atleast 4 guys on standby in every relationship she finds herself, dey call it "not putting all my eggs in one basket". Fine dey love u and all dat, but dey av oda guyz on standby incase Deir feelings for u changes. You shuld do just dat wen next ure looking for "d one" av her and den keep as much oda female frnds as possible....if u shower a gal with too much love she will misbehave....uve got to dilute d love alittle and share it with oda gals.

When dey ask u people to av one main chick and many side chicks u'll not listen...now see wat a gal is putting u tru cos of a forking pix! U sef upload a pix of ur face buried in a gal's boobs and see if she won't behave! When ur gal tries to get u jealous...do ure in a 100 folds!
Be a bossman abeg! I serious!

superstarDikk:
Ladies welcome to the wonderful world of ME. I'm gonna help your lives by sharing these knowledge of mine with you and unlike A-love-vendor-Named-Slickback, I aint doing it for no exorbitant fee. I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart, and because I'm tired of hearing the sisters complaining of one heartbreak or the other. The truth is men are very simple creatures and the fact that most women don't seem to understand us is baffling to me. We are like an open book, even if you don't know how to read, just stare long enough and you will understand us.. Without further ado let me give u a front-row seat into the simple world of MEN. And thank me later because I'm about to save some of your assses.

1) The L word- Sisters if the man you are dating doesn't tell you he loves you its probably 'cause he doesn't . Men no matter how macho or gangster like professing love to their lady ( except if he is Leonidas the Spartan). If you have been with him for a while and he has never used that word on you then think again. If he doesn't love you, he will find ways to avoid using the L word. For instance if you text him and it ends with 'I love u', he will probably reply back with 'I adore u' or 'I've got nothing but admiration for you'. I'm not saying to adore someone is bad, but if he can type 'adore' which is five letters what stops him from typing Love which is a letter less. Or after a hot and steamy love-making session, you ask him if he loves you and he replies with 'I'm here aren't I?'.

Truth is, a man who loves you will not be afraid or ashamed to say it. He may not say it as often as you would want, but he will say it.



2) The Introduction- If your man doesn't introduce you to his family and friends as his 'girlfriend', his 'fiancee', his 'lady' or his 'woman', then you probably alone in the relationship. A man who loves you will want you to know he is down with you. And what better way to do that than put a claim on you by given you a befitting title. If he has been introducing you as a 'friend' for the past two years, then my sister you are on your own. He doesn't introduce you as his woman 'cause you are not. You are probably the side chick or the object he uses to satisfy his sexual urge. If he loves you, he will walk hand in hand with you, and he will never miss the opportunity to let the world know that you belong to him.



3)After sex- if the man you are supposedly dating always wanna get rid of you after banging your brains out, then you are on a long thing. He will call you and disturb the hell out of you, then you come to his place and he swims deep into you and when he is done, he starts looking for excuses to send you away. Sister he doesn't give a shiit about you. He wanna get rid of you cause he is either feeling guilty of cheating on his main woman or he is feeling disgusted by what he has just done with you. A man who loves you will wanna spend time with you after sex. He may not cuddle you, but trust me, he will wanna talk, or take a stroll, or watch movies or simply just stare at you telling himself how lucky he is to have you.

And If he has sex with you everytime you visit, then please move on except if you already have a defined relationship in which the main objective is sex.



Thank me Later

You Neva jam beta player....I tell any gal I wanna fork I love dem while looking deeply into Deir eyes, some even came to my house and I intro dem to my parents and siblings, forked dem and lay dem off....den I cuddle u after sex only means am hoping for anoda round wen ure well rested. My point is: no rules for relationships. Just go with ur heart and hope and pray u aint with a demonic yoruBADboy!!!

Only u dey post...only u dey comment. Nawawa!!!

Wat kind of mumu instance is dat one now!!!!

superstarDikk:
Bad sharp guy...............two things r involved sha....either d man no like u n he wanted to pay u for d stuffs u brought or he likes u n wanted to help ur ministry....any which way na u still win........

Hmmm, dats deep bro

So yesterday I went to visit my gf at her house, met her parents at home....I brought a bottle of red wine for her popman, non-fat milk and some oda elderly peeps stuffs for her mom and yogurt for her siblings....had a nice time and as I was about leaving...her dad stretched his hand and handed abt 5k to me....I collected it and thanked him. Thu my mind dey tell me I for form big boy no collect am, anyway now my babe is asking for her share of d 5k....can u imagine dat?

Dats my nigger rite there...up yoruba demons, up oodua land...up Nigeria!

In d yoruba tribe names like femi,Ayo, wale, tomiwa,Yinka, yemi, etc are born players....names like akin, akeem, ibrahim, yomi, are born trouble makers. Oda player's name are Jeremy, frank, Henry, Stanley, Obinna, etc...fear dem dey will break ur hrt.

Op u never jam correct player....the thing is every gal with her own formulae....but d universal formulae for gals/ladies/women is "if u can make her laff, u can fork her" simple.

Silkmoth33:
What does menses smell like?

Menses smells like blood...unless d gal has an infection, den it will av an awful smell.

I earn over 150k person...my gf earns abt 100k...we surprise eachoda with gifts, eat outs, etc....am not in anyway attracted to broke lowlife biches who see a man as a meal ticket...instead I'll just toast u, Bleep u for free and break up d next day with just 2k pension benefit.

Hell no...like wtf?? So ud be gisting me abt forking my sister?? Y wuld my friend even fink sexually about my sis?? Is he high on coke?? My Frnd and my sis Hell forking no way aint dat gonna happen....infact am angry rite now....damn!!

Nigger speak for ur self...ure a Bleep boy to d gal...she's d one using u for sex notin more...or u fink gals don't "use" guys too...lolzz dey do bro, ure her slut and she's just using u to please her pvssy! That doesn't means she doesn't love her man. Also I fink ure an idiot too, u know she has a bf and u kept sleeping with her...ure a dog bro.

Honestly, true true...I am not understanding!!!

Give me her number...lemme break her heart for u, dats wat I do for a living...

Bathing with my clothes off...

sinaj:
Use nylon if u dnt have condom

U gangsta gal...damn!

mizzbouqui:
What do you need the condoms for?

Bros accept Jesus

That ass is illegal...I shuld get u arrested and charged in my court of romace and pleasure....."weak pick up line rite?"

I met a single mom online, after chatting for a month we decided to meet in person...she suggested an eatery, but I was quick to go against it by saying "I wanna watch her cook me a meal over at my place". She agreed and rite now...she's cooking jollof rice in my kitchen wearing her pants and my tshirt.
Wasn't expecting her to be so free and open on d first visit and I've no condoms....wat do I do

Sexytemi:
There's a friend of mine(guy) who just started dating this girl who he met through a mutual friend, just a day after meeting her she told him that he shouldn't be angry if she asks for money from him and he couldn't give her and she goes out to sleep with other men to get it, and about a week later after they started dating she also told him to go work or learn yahoo yahoo so he can give her money to go shopping, now my friend is confuse Cox he doesn't if he should continue or he should opt of the relationship...

So family(both the gentlemen and ladies) what do u think?

Ur English needs lubrication...too much friction...hahan....as u fine carry boobs reach!!! As for ur Frnd...tell me dat he must always fork her before giving her anything.

Y'all need to give gals a little more respect...y'all mamas were onces gals....ur dotas are gonna be gals...take a chill pill.

Emboogie:
What is obvious is you using the word obviously repeatedly in a single sentence

Call me Mr obvious....lolzzzz obviously feel sorry for d gal...obviously she has no side nigger to move on to...obviously d guy has a female visitor and planned d fite around d period so d gal won't disturb parol with calls...obviously am just guessing.

Her bf pays her school fee? NA some mumu boys dey give all dis stupid gals liver to try rubbish with dem...I've got no advice for ur Bish Frnd...wish I know d guy's mom Thu...she needs to talk sense into her son's head.