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When a gf doesn't like apologizing, its eida she's naturally stubborn, she doesn't respect u or she has a new bf.
But op dint ur dad tell u never to av one gf Now go out dere and double ur gfs....dilute d love with anoda gal. I fink u love her more Dan she loves u and she knows it.

Malayy:
You hardly see a Nigerian girl with a flat tummy. even the younger ones are not left out.. it's like Satan cursed them with big tummy..
please, you girls need to hit the gym. it's unhealthy and unappealing to the eyes... lastly, mind how and what you eat.. most of you eat like there is a famine in the country when on a date with a gentle guy.. please stop...

I hear it cos guys cum inside dem a lot....hence d big tummy. Guys don pour tire inside dem and dem don take postinol tire.

Sacluxpaint:
Skipping baths?? Damn homie, how does she expect head if she don't shower?? Will soak her in dettol if I have to.

Lolzzz....girls usually relax wen dey get married o....dey feel no need to look fine for u again.

Prosperus:
you are very correct bro. The fear of getting married give me nightmare sometimes. i ask myself what about if this is not the true character of the woman.

When i was still an undergraduate, all i look after is beauty,shape and height but now my philosophy has changed as i become older. I now look for something outside outward beauty, before the external attraction.


getting a good woman nowdays is very difficult . i just pray i don't make the wrong choice.

I tell u bro...gals will always form angels to get married and become demons under ur roof.

mamawin:
you are yet to fall in love, truly. sleep alone? when you fall in love, it's different

Indeed.

iRepNaija1:
Skipping baths? What kind of women do you date?

If you do cheat, it's your fault. Making excuses or blaming your wife is what small-minded men do. Marriage is constant, continuous work. Do you think you'll remain the same man you are? Won't you get wrinkles, gray hair, and a potbelly?

Potbelly? Hell no aint gonna happen....av u ever taken a stroll on a Saturday mrn U'll find so many married women skipping bath all in d name of "its a resting day"....den dey tie wrapper like sumbori's granny....whereas while dating....dey even wear makeup to bed in sex bumshots....but now dey are married....na wrapper and unwashed armpit....I can deal abeg....my wife do dat I warn, do it again I para....do it one more time I cheat. Simple!

Malayy:
did you say skipping baths.. I will just stop sleeping with her..

Yea bro...a lot of present day married women do it especially on weekends....dey smell like unwashed armpits...I wonder how Deir hubbys feels or copes!

naijafeminist:
There's no way the woman you marry wouldn't change physically, and there's no way you wouldn't change physically. Women change their behaviors, men do too..... so your statement sounds sexist. Aside that, that's why your priority shouldn't be looks when looking for who to marry because you would be disappointed. It might be a necessary condition but not a sufficient one. People age, we all have to be selfless and learn to deal with it. You don't love your mom less now than you did 20 years ago, do you?

I shuldnt concentrate on looks abi Tank u, remind me to take my nxt gf for an xray to check her inner beauty...yeye dey smell. Pack urself oneside abeg.

ItsQuinn:
Hahaha....childish Nigerian men everywhere

U don't av sense...infact u can not av sense again sef....so no words for u. Go play with ur toys!

olagift:
You are very funny. Actually marriage is not compulsory. The main reasons for marriage are 1. Companionship 2. Procreation 3. Sexual relationship. But if you know you can do without those things, no need bothering yourself about marriage.

Thankz dear I love dos aspects of been married...its d challenges part am kinda scared of....now am unmarried I can decide to cook wateva I want, go out weneva I want....talk to whoeva I want etc....but with marriage all dat is gone forever....now I'll av to eat wateva she cooks, explain to her weneva am going out...intro her to whoever I meet....forking stressful

gloriaunobi:
He sound just like a baby. lol

Like seriously Dats all ur pretty brain has got to say Wat a shame...and sumbori's gonna marry you oo....I pity d dude already.

LadyMercedes:
And who says Marriage is compulsory?

Am an unmarried man and I've got no problem in my life at d moment, but wen a married Frnd wanna tell me abt marriage he will say "my broda u need to marry, marriage is filled with challenges but u'll be a man and face it" and am like...."y d fork will I add challenges to my life cos of marriage"....makes no sense to me!

Dyt:
These ifaki men and their ways sha They prefer to be humping different veejay

We get quarrel before ni Lolzzzz Nawty sumbori

I will av dem rounded up, tied up and used for money rituals to improve the nations economy!

mrk74:
I've responded on reasonable comments but deliberately ignored his.

Lolzzz fool...u so deserve d stubborn bbitch u married nigger....weakling!!!

rosalieene:
How old are you? You sound like a kid.
Op comman see this kidult calling your wife an idiot.
But a woman gave birth to you and she married abi. since females are demons, I guess its including all your female family members.
Tomorrow now, when you marry and people refer you back to this statement, you will shylishly say you don't know how it happened.
Be careful of what you say...... My onecent advice tho

Wats ur point exactly

southernbelle:
I think the major essence of marriage is companionship, if you don't want to get married, please do not.


But I will and I am gonna get married.

"but I will and I am gonna get married"....dat rite dere is d "compulsory thin am bothered abt...for some peeps its a do or die affair....its just crazy.
Dat u must be married tin is soo damned.
U meet a gal, she's asking u how ready u are to marry, u visit aunts/granny dey asking u where ur gf at and abt she wanting to carry grand child....

How did she become a single mom in d first place? Why d guy wey cum inside am no marry am?? sorry If ure dumb enuf to av sex without CD...den be ready to face d result. I hate single moms, too much emotional baggage.

Funny how a gal finks she's all a guy finKs abt...my dear ure probably d bad luck in his life...hurry up with d breakup and free a nigger's destiny biko!

Can somebody explain to me why its so compulsory to marry?
Why has it become the "next thing" to do for a young adult??
Why do I have to live in the same house with someone I'll have to end up "enduring" just so to be married
What is really the essence of marriage?

Sometimes I see marriage as a waste of time....u marry an idiot and she keeps making ur life a living hell.
Any gal dat suggest marriage to me I'll so slap teeth off ur mouth....females are demons....see wat one is putting d op tru now!
Just forking wrong....op get ur own camp gas and pot and forking cook ur own meal....don't come and go and die of HBP....d idiot will remarry wen ure gone!

Am actually scared of marrying the wrong woman. Cos gals av a way of changing after wedding, d angelic make up filled face turns into a pimples colony early in d mrn in bed with u....den she starts getting fat, skipping baths, nagging, etc.
I'm also scared am gonna cheat on my wife...if she stops been d gal I fell in love with after wedding!

JUSTbuchi:
can't help but laugh

Look here mahn, your destined wife would never nag over something like this, she loves you too much to make an issue of that!!


You made a point that contradicts your view, that brain of yours needs to be cleaned

Glad u sed wife...not slave. Now run along am tru with u!
If u value ur family so much more Dan ur future wife I guess u pick ur sis or a cousin and marry! Fish brain!
U don't need anybody to tell u ur wife becomes closer to u Dan ur family as soon as u marry her, dis is d person ure gonna share a bed/room/house with....she culd kill u in d middle of d nite and u say ur family is closer Oya nah....odinma!