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oluwashedy:Naso my broda, |
Rayfield:Lolzzzzzz |
Pls how best do I confess to my gf that I'm cheating on her with 3/4 oda side chicks ![]() Note: she's very violent o...do I confess tru the fone or write letter ![]() |
shakur11:Why are u asking? Ur papa dey sell sugar cane? |
judeefcc:I tell u bro, its very real. On Saturday I had sex with a gal who has a bf....cos she culdnt say no! Removing her clothes was dere saying "I av a bf" am like "he won't know nah" and she smiled and sed ok....cos of u o! Forking weak gal. |
pyx:Ok nah....no wahala, later una go say una no sell. |
soterslove:Omo I just tire...a farmer close to my farm sed its to face up, dat its frm d pointed side dat d crop grows from....omo wish kind wahala bi dis one na |
1) she always allow u have sex with her, even when its obvious she doesn't want to. A gal will dat will also visit her male friends and fall under pressure. A gf dat denies u sex once in a while not minding if u bring d sky down...is a strong and most likely a faithful gf. 2) she's selfish and materialistic. A weak easy to swerve cheat of a gf will be concerned only abt stuffs u can buy for her, money u can give her. The last tin she wanna hear frm u is "am broke", she love hearing stuffs like "babe let's go to d cinema", "let's go for shopping"...a gf like dat will easily be swerved by any rich looking guy. But a caring, strong gf isn't moved by materialism, she loves hearing stuffs like "babe I just bout a land", "baby I kept some money inside ur bag, I dint tell u cos I know u won't wanna collect it" etc....if ur gf is like dis...u got a keeper. 3) an overly obedient, dependent slowpoke of a gf....if ur gf is a "yes sir" kinda gal, she agrees with all u say and do all u say, has low self esteem, etc....am sure with a gf like dis ure feeling like a man rite? Wrong...ur gf is gonna be made to cheat on u soonest....cos one day she will always meet a confident guy dat will shaken her core and av sex with her before she even knows wats happening. But a stubborn, independent, strongwilled gf is way harder to intimidate, she will always stand her ground and put u or anyone in Deir place....a gf like dis will most likely be faithful. |
Only a weak woman/lady allows sex when she doesn't want it...and a gal like dat will most likely cheat on u. A strong woman, either not want d sex and ask u to pls respect her wishes or will want d sex and not feel used/wasted/bad about it... The truth is if ur gf is always allowing u kajole her into forking her, she's a weak gal, but if she refuses u sex damning d consequences...dat rite dere is a strong lady! |
Tell her u no longer love her...finish. Its only in Nigeria breakingup seems like a taboo....ure a useless nigger, just tell her already and allow d nxt guy into her life joor. |
Ure born again...but u love a bad boy! Oya clap for urself, now come and go and be going! God is proud of u already....but hey I tot He sed in His words dat a child of God shuldnt roll with unbelievers....I guess u didn't read dat part...keep trying to win his soul sogbo....arindi. |
Please how is ugwu seed palnted
Is it with d pointed edge facing up or facing down into d soil
Abeg d seed cost pass to waste am o...biko am confused. |
pyx:how much are dey....i need 30 |
So i just forked a girl i met and chyked within a month....and the funny thing, she's asking me "am i dreaming?" thats my one month project. |
captiansteve:I'll find u, and dip sticks up ur asshole. Ure a waste to humanity....d doctor dat birthed u shuld av killed u....its ur dad I blame Thu for not wearing CD and ur mom for not using postinol. |
Onyiridike:I probably won't marry....cos u gals are destiny spoilers! |
walexzee11:Pity ur own first eleribu....my future bam gan! |
deusdumeby:My nigger right here.....*bar man* a crate of origin for my nigger rite here...with 2 plates of catfish pepper soup and 2 bigass shorties. |
Frankraj:You've sed it all....op dat gal doesn't respect u and not only dat, she doesn't give a damn abt u also, cos she knows u love her.....ignore her for a month and see wat happens....and learn to scold gals....24/7 dey like it. I no say make u beat am o....I say scold (para for her wen she fork up...on a regular, no dey follow her shine teeth too much) |
hoodmenconcept:U know y our grandparents lived long Cos dey married multiple wives....dey diluted d love. Wen u love only one gal with dis kind of love ure displaying....it gets to her head and she start feeling like a queen. |
Onyiridike:U need to help d man ure with and be single....ure hurting his destiny |
walexzee11:Kabiesi....u wey bi big man. Eleribu sumbori. |
Ojestas:As big as d head is ure shaking it....I pity ur neck. |
TrapQueen77:Lolzzzzzz....nawty sumbori |
What can sumbori do to av bastard money Please don't say hardwork I'll vex for u! |
Impromptu sex or anticipated/planned sex
Me I love impromptu sex better....lolz |
IDIroko. |
Onyiridike:So cos u sleep with ur bf it means u av given him "everything" ? U see y ure still single![]() |
Not every gal dat stares and smile at u finks ur good looking or worth dating op....I for one I stare and smile at ugly gals and d only thing on my mind d whole time is "how can a gal be dis dirty/ugly looking" or "see her eye brows like witch own" or "see ur dirty bra sef" or "see stretch marks o" etc. She probably starring and smiling at how horrible ur dressing was. |
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