Romance › Re: If You Had One Day Left On Earth by Ifakiland(m): 6:55pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Ill go and empty all my accounts....dos basterds didn't put next of kin on bvn form....dead customer money auto becomes theirs. |
Romance › Re: Will A Man Only Date/Marry Me Because Of My Iphone 6+? by Ifakiland(m): 6:51pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]I own an iPhone 6+ and I can't stop wondering with the materialistic the world is turning into. I can't stop wondering the fact that it's very possible that a gold-digging Nigerian man will only date me because of my expensive phone.
True or Nay![/color] that shit u were smoking wen u typed this is damn good....where u buy d weed? |
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What I Swallowed From Her V-jay O!! Help!!! by Ifakiland(m): 6:43pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
stupidity: under 2 weeks? Abi her pvnny dey harbor the cancer wait me before? yes bro....sore throat is d first sign, next holes will appear, den pores will pour out den ur tongue will turn brown...den swelling will start, aftee which u won't be able to swallow food....sorry bro. |
Romance › Re: How To Make Girls Hate You (for Fine Boys) by Ifakiland(m): 6:37pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Keketu: some people will never understand this post but fine/handsome guy like me will understand how neccessary this is . many people dont know the no.1 fine guy problem: too many girls want to befriend us,they want us to start a convo out of nothing,they pedestralise us imagine we are one james bond that get all get all girls even if the atmosphere and situation is not right, some will even force themself on you. hmm , without further ado,
1. tell her shes fat it has /lways work , especially when shes laughing and you dont like her
2.look at her and laugh 2 times you have to do this two time for it to work, look at her when shes doing eyes like those female in television, then look at her , bust into laughter then get your eye away and repeat it again. this one work well.
3.give her your number, when she call say 'who is this?'' this one work on girl that have self respect but if it doesnt check no.4
4.during conversation ask her '' do u know a drug to cure syphilis ? '' if she finally force you into conversation ask her that!
5. add your
lalatica please front page this will help fine guys like me do u av a brain or just a brain box? |
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What I Swallowed From Her V-jay O!! Help!!! by Ifakiland(m): 6:34pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
uve got cancer bro....cancer of the throat. |
Romance › Re: Worst Female Visitation. by Ifakiland(op): 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
on her next visit we so watching "power" season one. |
Romance › Re: Worst Female Visitation. by Ifakiland(op): 4:15pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Diddyydiva:

some ladies still get brain.
sorry bro  Diddyydiva:

some ladies still get brain.
sorry bro |
Romance › Worst Female Visitation. by Ifakiland(op): 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
invited a gal over to my place, opened d door, she came and decided we watch a movie.....in my mind "wat a lucky day" I clicked a romantic film filled with kisses...she sed no na action film she like....dat was. how for 3hrs, we watched people fight and notin happend  |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 3:55pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Keketu: whenever i see your yellow body in picture whenever you upload it i always say woaw, i think i love you  pick up line is weak bro.... |
Romance › Re: Was I Wrong? by Ifakiland(op): 3:51pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Suigeneris93: Can't fault ur reasoning bro, u deserve an oscar baby i for prefer one gallon of fuel o.  Suigeneris93: Can't fault ur reasoning bro, u deserve an oscar baby i for prefer one gallon of fuel o. |
Romance › Re: Never Been Approached By A Guy by Ifakiland(m): 3:48pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
slimzypink: I have a 23yr old best friend that has never bin asked out.Like no guy has ever approached her, and she's so fine AF Sigh I don't even understand anymore  ure d witch affecting ur friend....just a tot. |
Romance › Re: Never Been Approached By A Guy by Ifakiland(m): 3:46pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
slimzypink: I have a 23yr old best friend that has never bin asked out.Like no guy has ever approached her, and she's so fine AF Sigh I don't even understand anymore  ure d witch affecting ur friend....just a tot. |
Romance › Re: Was I Wrong? by Ifakiland(op): 12:08pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
ugonna1054: Lmfaooo......you for just pay for all of them na.....
Girls sef  pay #150 for 4gals  ? plus my own 5. |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 12:05pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
naijalodge: for ur mind nw u luking dope  Nigger calm up.... lolz |
Romance › Was I Wrong? by Ifakiland(op): 11:57am On Dec 15, 2015 |
met an old friend in a bus, was Happy seeing her...after d greetings and all, I tot I'd be a gentleman and pay her tfare. "conductor take for two"....den she shouted from d back seat "we are four oo"....i paused, den d gals with her started saying hiiiii, helllooooo. so I told conductor, take for me alone....den she got angry o. was I wrong  ? |
Romance › Re: 8 Types Of Betrayals That Are Worse Than Having An Affair by Ifakiland(m): 11:50am On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Boys Of Nowadays by Ifakiland(m): 11:48am On Dec 15, 2015 |
OkeEsibe: .....Most Boys Wear Shirts Of 10k,trousers Of 9k & Shoes Of 7k,just 2 Impress A Gal That Wears #500 Leggings...#NONSENSE#my brodas grab some sense...sme gals dnt worth it!!!!!!!!!!! shoes for 7k  dats fvcking cheap....where d shop at bro? |
Romance › Re: 8 Types Of Betrayals That Are Worse Than Having An Affair by Ifakiland(m): 9:46am On Dec 15, 2015 |
la click...la blow away. |
Romance › Re: Psychology Facts You May Not Know.. by Ifakiland(m): 2:37pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
op, uve never meet a multipolar individual abi? |
Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him What Went Wrong? by Ifakiland(m): 10:47am On Dec 14, 2015 |
wats d morals of the story exactly?  wats d morals of the story exactly? |
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Ifakiland(m): 10:43am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions? hope to see u at Shiloh wen u clock 45....dumb bish. |
Romance › Re: She Won't Let You Touch The Boobs by Ifakiland(m): 10:37am On Dec 14, 2015 |
maybe dey are fake boobs  could also be a transgender....or ur hands are rough....or lemme fink, brb |
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Romance › Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by Ifakiland(m): 10:29am On Dec 14, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 8:33am On Dec 14, 2015 |
martolux: the hairs on op's head is undergoing degradation/desertification. agric prof, thank u sogbo  martolux: the hairs on op's head is undergoing degradation/desertification. agric prof, thank u sogbo |
Romance › Re: Guys Wearing One Boxer For Seven Days And Seven Night, Get In And Read Now by Ifakiland(m): 8:25am On Dec 14, 2015 |
datprincess: Guys wearing one boxer for seven days and seven night, get in and read now Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance! *Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour..HOT POST omg something serious is happening to 2face idibia's wife *White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys’ singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!! Guys wearing one boxer for seven days and seven night, get in and read now
*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can’t afford 200 Naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 Naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being. READ ALSO What Men thinks while having s ex with their woman..read more here *Wearing skinny Jeans: I don’t....READ MORE HERE...http://www.odiongist.com/2015/12/guys-wearing-one-boxer-for-seven-days.html na your ynash dem wear am? |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 12:37am On Dec 14, 2015 |
phellamon:
go but am 4 ur plug....
u know say e don tay whn u start dat Gen..... lolzzzzxzz....red card |
Romance › Improper Greeting.... by Ifakiland(op): 12:32am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Is it okay for a dude to meet anoda dude and say "how are you" stead of wussup, how far, etc. |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 12:26am On Dec 14, 2015 |
phellamon:
C as pesin wey im i pass ma naybor fuel tank dry like Sahara dey talk like say im b minister for petroleum ....smh hahahahah....1 drop of fuel for u. |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 12:23am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Greekgoddess: I think fuel is enough 1000 drops of fuel for u diva. |
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Trust Me. .. by Ifakiland(op): 12:15am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Topestbilly: Give her full access to your bank account. simple!!! ogbeni kilode, bank wat? I can't read o |
Romance › Re: Am Going Bald. by Ifakiland(op): 12:05am On Dec 14, 2015 |
jerrythafinisher: Oh lawd see head o.. Your hair-line is pushing back, an act of cowardice ....
I'll advice you to get a mixture of weed(with your strong face, to get am no go hard u na), placental(liquid), haircream(soulmate or so-fine) ..... Try it bro, I once use those stuffs when I barb skin and it works , not instantly but gradually you'll see your hairline reinforcing one crate of origin for u bro...wat if police catch me with d weed, will dey blive na hair I want use am grow? |