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she finished 4 bottles of beer before I culd finish one....

ur number 3 point just shows how low brained u are...so inviting a gal to ur crib means u must av sex with her?
den how just goat in a lion cage equate to a gal in a guyx house.
ure pointless...

from d national boyfriend congress, Emeka deserves an award.

na painter fault na, not d sch...receive sense from above.

a girl dat will cheat will cheat even if u fvck her like a porn star and she cum breaking d bed...if u scared of ur gf cheating, just date a stubborn gal...dey rarely cheat, cos dey too stubborn and proud to.

I used pants thruout my sec sch days only switched to boxers in 2010...pants helped hold my ever erect dong den.

so u want get gf everywhere u go? well long distance relationship aint for kids...its a mature union.

its a yoruba tin, wen a gal is good, beautiful, well mannered, sexy, etc we call her omo mommy...iya e lo jo. But wen d gal is bad, a hoe, fvck like mad, we call her omo daddy....wa gba kondo tie e.
d guy dint mean he has slept with d mom...he just mean d gal is good.

me I'd be like "baby had to call to pa in d nxt room to come take d pix, as u can see am all dressed up, she was about changing wen I called her"

op safe joruney to d friend zone...oponu.

gbogbo awon ebi iya e lo ma di gay...wc kind question bi ds.

midexz:
If your girlfriend of 3yrs travel home for a 3wks break then come back to confess to you herself that she cheated on you with her friends brother. In her words: "the guy has been asking her out for sometime but she's been refusing him cuz she has a boyfriend but on that day she went to check her friend at home and couldn't reach her before going cuz her friends phone was off but on getting to their house her friend was not around but the brother told her that she would be back soon so she decided to wait and the friends brother continued his abandoned project by asking her how far about his proposal and relating to her with eyes filled with tears how much he love her and will do anything to be with her but she stood her ground but didn't later know what happened as the guy started kissing her and even though she didn't returned d kissing d next thing, the guy was removing her underwear without wasting time but she got her self back as the guy was about to penetrate her and stopped the guy forcefully and stormed out" that's her side of the story and she swore to everything she said... The question here is what would you do if your girlfriend confessed something like this to you

the guy actually got her naked bro, am sure dey had sex...unless ofcourse she went dere in her undies only

ultimate sin bro, capital offense....ud be banging my sis and gisting me abt it?
I kill u and vapourise ur corpse with acid.

how can yr gf successfully cheat on u for a year and u dint know? u dull maybe dats y she sed she dint sleep with him, d guy no get prick.

Moppsys:
Hi guys, I just want your honest advice as I am new here

My boyfriend recently broke up with me, I really love him (deeply) and he claimed he loved me too. we dated before 4years ago and we got back together in June 2015. Things has been going well between us, he introduced me to all his family and extended and marriage plans were on the way.He promised me marriage ( Don't get me wrong he did not propose) but we talk marriage everyday, future plans, we have planned the wedding and even started looking at venue. We were already planning on getting our first house together, deposit etc.. and things are all in place.
unfortunately he caught me checking his phone (He has been flirting with other girls) and I set him up, even though he played right into my hands he found out that set him up and he got really annoyed and told his family about it and said he needs time to think about the relationship because I invaded his privacy and set him up and for that reason he is not safe with me.

few days later he came back saying he owe me an apology that when we got back together last year it was not genuine, he was bored, he was pressured to get married and he saw that I was available at the time based on my predicament (I came out of an hurtful marriage) so he felt like he should just be with me since we have dated before.

I felt really hurt and used, even though it was my fault for checking his phone I begged him to take me back but he refused, I have been struggling to deal with the pain as I do not want to lose him.
I have been cursing him everyday ( as long as he lives unless he comes back to beg me, he will never experience true love from a woman every again) because he failed in his words and I felt like he used me for those reasons he gave.

please am I right in cursing him or should I just leave him and let him be, I really love him and I am hurting, because he failed to address the fact that he was flirting and his family are so biased as well

lemme guess u guyz were dating, u left to marry anoda guy, it dint work, u divorce and u went bk to old flame...and u expect him to marry a used product? ure wicked.

that was how an ex cursed me for leaving her, warned her not to cos we both sinned, she no gree....her dad died few months after....op u don't know d spirits protecting d guy curse him at ur own risks.

2dice:
yeh... That is how we Roll

u bi egg roll?

menh gals in here are mean o...."yabaleft, sambisa, etc" eshey gan ni....am drunk in love, just wanna explore all d oil in her congo basin and drill till my rig go rust.

vizkiz:
weird...

u look like a rapper, no go use d line rap o.

Been together since dec 2011, thu we started dating april 2013....thu we quarrel, but never had breaks. I feel I've gotten to my last bustop. I want to start a family with her and being kids into d world from btw her legs.
she knows and understands me too much, I love her to bits...I call her milky, she d milk of my life.
pls where can I get a good engagement ring to buy?

sexynabila:
Abeg i dey vex as i dey write dis topic...... na wa wo... men una no dey try at alllll... watin self... how una go date girl for a long time na... no be say u neva reach marriagable age or say u no get moni or say u no love d girl...but to marry na issue..... listen gurls gone are d forming days.... abeg if u fall under dis category.... call am... site am down... dey look am directly for him eyes.... then pop d question.... 1. WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR BEFORE U PROPOSE.... then if he don propose already and dat ring don too stay longer dan a year for ur finger.. ask him 2. WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED...... cos some guys go propose but don forget say after u propose una suppose start to plan marriage.... na so dey go just forget d ring for d gurl finger, like say who engage gurl no dey do d marriage...if u r sensitive enough.. u will kw from his reply and action, if he sees u as his future wife or just a............ filll in d missing gab urself. remember look at him directly in his eyes wen asking these question...... no form oooo.... if not........... fill in d missing gap urself

desperado...on d loose.

me ill be like "and u stopped him after pulling ur pants, are u shitting me? oya say god"

how can u send money to ur gf and she got angry its too small and u smiled at her...ure trully a mumu. Gals love wen u scold dem for every wrong doing...dey need a guy dat can also be like a father, not a kid.

not my fault he felt insecured...I see notin wrong in my gf's frnd paying our tfare....not as if he was forced or begged to pay it, ill even shake him and say thanks.

JustHere2Observ:
Ikoja"ye show off, I too know

so I for pay for only my frnd bone her bf? I see no wrong in it o...since I no bi d gal ex or anything

JustHere2Observ:
Ikoja"ye show off, I too know

so I for pay for only my frnd bone her bf? I see no wrong in it o...since I no bi d gal ex or anything...

OBASICHIDOZIE:
Lol! The guy is a big fool. Why didn't he tell you not to disturb ur self in paying his Tfare in the first place? Well, some dudes are dull.

imagine o....ontop my oga wey I call am o.

wuld it av been beta if I paid for only d gal? d guy just been immatured, y didn't he stop me from paying if he had a problem with it...told d gal. her bf is an immature ingrate.

deres no such tin as too much love...a gal can smell fake love from afar...not scolding ur gf is an example of fake love, not giving ur opinion even thu she knows ull agree to hers is fake love,

So I entered a bus at a park, met a long time female frnd and a dude seated beside her...."hey watsup, long time". After d whole greetings, she meet my bf, I shook his hand saying "my oga". Time to pay tfare, I paid for 3 (her, her bf and mine) we exchanged numbers and went seperate ways. Now she telling her bf wasn't happy I paid for him...imagine o