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PoliticsRe: Benue Killings: Doyin Okupe Says Herdsmen Not Responsible For Attacks by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
ODE DOYIN,

so what has d soldiers done, anoda APC apologist it is no longer herdsmen from libya or mali na isis
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Produce National Identity Cards For Everyone – NIMC Published by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2018
APC Era n failure i no know any other thing when i wan take qualify this govt, they are always having excuse for good things n but dont fail when it comes to negativity
PoliticsRe: Dapchi: CAN Calls For Release Of Christian Girl, Blames Buhari For Not Acting by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:36am On Mar 23, 2018
Sirjamo:
Does she needs Buhari to rescue her, I thought she made it clear that she was waiting for her Jesus to come down and rescue her
n her release shall b more glorious n note she is already on her way to fame n her name will forever b in d books of history for her stand in her belief while u languish n bask in ur stupidity

stupid comment

The Lord Jesus will bring her safely home n through her many Boko Haram will be converted u just watch n see

ode
PoliticsRe: "Boko Haram Members Are Not Muslims, See Why" - Professor Akintola, MURIC DG by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:31am On Mar 23, 2018
on this I stand by muric cos can is as useless as anything
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ready-made Drawings, Cash & Carry, Cost-effective by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:34pm On Mar 22, 2018
these are just d 3d version how about the internal structure and measurement
HealthRe: Listeriosis Outbreak: WHO Warns Nigeria, 15 Other African Countries by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:03pm On Mar 21, 2018
buhari n apc will not screen people from these country listed will sit down n start claiming glory

dats how dey claimed glory for d fight against Ebola during GEJ time saying apc governors fought Ebola but we have Lassa fever killing people apc can't address dat now dey are trying to kill those of us living around ojota, ketu n mile 12 wit smoke everyday
CrimeRe: Idoma Youths Give Fulani Herdsmen 3-Week Ultimatum To Leave by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:00pm On Mar 21, 2018
swiz123:
Let them touch a single herdman and see what the army will do to them.

Everyone has the right to live wherever they want in Nigeria.

They should rather adopt the facist mentality which says that ; war will eventually lead to peace
ode nothing will happen, a day would come when people will take to arms flood d street looking for anything Fulani

silly comment
EducationRe: Union Bank Takes On 3,000 Students On Financial Literacy by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:52am On Mar 20, 2018
koolcat:
from ur comment, its obvious u are pained. This should be a lesson to u, anywhere u see my comment u scamper.!
u don't mess with Koolcat bagger.!!!
peace.!!!!
I don't see anything dat will make me pained or whine in ur comment
all I see is one dingbat who has no common sense but hide behind keyboard to claim a bagger
no go get life form bagger.

ode, didirin
EducationRe: Union Bank Takes On 3,000 Students On Financial Literacy by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:53am On Mar 20, 2018
koolcat:
Oh.! I get it.!
u are so dumb to have noticed that u were the first to mention me. Fool better sue ur brain for non functionality before it turns u to a psycho.!
Sadist.!! since u can not differentiate BTW joke comments, keep dying silently without knowing it.
#Myadvicethough
I guess u d fool here n don't know if a cat as ur name implies has a functional brain, d cells in ur brain needs formatting to function properly

as for been a psycho no p, but take ur psychopathic tendencies else where bro n am not responsible for d frustrations u going tru so stop dropping ur thrash on my door step
EducationRe: Union Bank Takes On 3,000 Students On Financial Literacy by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:55pm On Mar 19, 2018
koolcat:
RIP ENGLISH
English teacher Shebi ur correct English Don build house for lekki?
I actually ignored u on d other thread when u were trying to b relevant at all cost but u actually picked d wrong person on this cos I will give it to u bit by bit

now if u don't know a thing or u looking for cheap mention den get fact straight before coming to o my mentions

oponu
EducationRe: Union Bank Takes On 3,000 Students On Financial Literacy by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:56pm On Mar 19, 2018
koolcat:
"They take care of the Old n young".
okkk unto NANNY abiihuh??
YES, now sit down n tell the functions of a nanny
EducationRe: Union Bank Takes On 3,000 Students On Financial Literacy by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:59am On Mar 19, 2018
koolcat:
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be….
You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..
Mr. i must comment

Have u visited Union bank recently?

Is there any bank in Nigeria dat is not older dan ur grandpa.

dey take care of the Old n young.

get ur facts straight
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri After President Buhari's Visit by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:04am On Mar 15, 2018
FarahAideed:
Fulani herdsmen attacked after his visit to Taraba , they attacked after his visit to Plateau state , they attacked after his visit to Benue state and now Boko Haram attacks after his visit to Borno ...Nigerians is this the kind of bad luck you want for a president
guy even badluck dey fear buhari.
PoliticsRe: Dasukigate: Gabriel Kolawole Lambastes EFCC Over Misconduct, Withdraws From Case by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:00am On Mar 15, 2018
36 BILLION IS SAME AS 3.1 BILLION

JUST DIVIDE 36 BY 10 U GET 3.6 BILLION DEN REMOVE LYING N PROPAGANDA FEES FOR BMC DEFENCE ACADEMY U GET 3.1 BILLION WHICH D effc still cant prove.
Car TalkRe: This Is Why You Should Not Drive Your Automatic Cars With Both Feet by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:32am On Mar 15, 2018
i use both feet for automatic cos my left leg tends to brake slowly unlike my right which brings d car to a sudden halt.

but two legs is withing town but outside on express i use my right leg only.

thanks for d info though

will see how i can manage
RomanceRe: I Saw My Girlfriend's Chats With Her Malaysia Based Lover, I'm Walking Away by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2018
doyinbaby:
so you have time to advise....hmmmm...... this is nothing but stupidity......if he for any reason marry that girl she will drive him to suicide.......if the guy were my brother I will disown him for his stupidity( is it not clear the lady doesn't love him 1%).....
guy na who never fall mugu to babe dey feel say him na strong man, i use to believe i cant beg a woman till i found myself kneeling down.

i insulted my elder brother when i was told he was crying and begging a lady but when e happen to me i knew i was touchable.

for years i dey feel untouchable n unbreakable but when e touch me, i confirm infact dem hit me back to back like buhari recession.

guy i begin talk to myself, so abeg no make mouth for where babe dey o

my guy pray make d evil one no near u.

dem no get conscience o
CrimeRe: Policeman Kills Okada Rider In Benue State, Residents Go On Rampage (Graphic Pic by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:41am On Mar 14, 2018
buhari visit jos, people died immediately he left

he left benue people died still immediately he left

what a bad head dat carries evil everywhere

he beacme president 1983 n 2015 Nigeria went into recession which is d only two times Nigeria have gone into recession

rate of killing skyrocketed and blood is flowing like rivers such dat if dey gather the blood of d dead in this administration people go use am do river.
PropertiesRe: The N589.3M House In Omole As Valued By LASG For Land Use Charge by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:33am On Mar 14, 2018
gbosaa:
If I was the landlord, I’ll gladly ask Lagos state government to give me N294.7m which is half of their estimated value of N589.3m and take over ownership of the house.
guy i support u
RomanceRe: I Saw My Girlfriend's Chats With Her Malaysia Based Lover, I'm Walking Away by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:10pm On Mar 13, 2018
give her d rent n den sit down take a bottle of chilled small stout n think about ur life

questions u should ask ursef

1. if dis guy comes from abroad what happens to me
2. what if i invest this money and become bigger dan d malaysia guy
3. is she really a wife material
4. am i a house agent
5. in future wont she dump me for a richer guy
6.how are you sure the guy is in malaysia
7. am i really d fool this girl think i am
8. what if i too travel abroad
9. what if i invest in myself
10. should i save so when my cousin is settled abroad i can go n meet her or can i save n begin to order goods from abroad to sell in nigeria


guy no waka vanish from there e no easy but once u make up ur mind u will b free
it is like dis if u stay in d relationship ur suffering continues n u may injure ursef but if u leave now u will only suffer for a while but den u will get over it n have a good life.

my dear i don suffer for babes hand now i know beta one dumped me two years ago in 2015 she came back n started asking for a relationship after other guys don suck d fine body she carry kpangolo come give me i ask my sef oboy are u really d fool she called u?

wise up
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Opinion On Tithing Is Not From God by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:53pm On Mar 13, 2018
D MEDIA gave him attention dat is why he continued
PoliticsRe: "Lalong Misled Buhari To Inaugurate A Bridge Built By Jonathan" - Solomon Dalung by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:07am On Mar 13, 2018
Proffdada:
As Buhari never knew the IGP went to nassarawa instead of Benue, so is your enemies will never know your whereabouts
Can I get an Amen?
AMEN

to all of u quoting that unknown human called sarki, his earnings is based on the no. of mention n insults he receives and its nairalanders dat have made him a super hero by always replying his mentions.

if no one mentions or quote them u see dem making endless comment and to me we pay less attention to the BMC crews and u will find out dey will not rest till someone quote them.
PoliticsRe: Anti-Buhari Comment: Pastor Bakare Is Becoming A Nuisance By Tunde Odesola by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:03am On Mar 12, 2018
Rebuke:
I thought I was the only one that read that part.

Can yhu just imagine such reasoning? "A mere unknown 110 kidnapped girls."

That man must be a slowpoke and doesn't even deserve the honour of a public speech!

He should be in the zoo or somewhere in a thick forest addressing his fellow beasts. He isn't fit to be among human.

His reasoning is so not human! His mental faculty is just damn too low compare to that of chicken.
d idiot should be in d world most remote place with no civilisation, among d beast of d earth to b tortured daily
PoliticsRe: Anti-Buhari Comment: Pastor Bakare Is Becoming A Nuisance By Tunde Odesola by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:14am On Mar 12, 2018
vncntluv:
Hmm, 110 unknown girls? If their lives is not important to him because they are unknown then he should get ready for the disaster that will befall his family before the end of this year.
amen
PoliticsRe: Anti-Buhari Comment: Pastor Bakare Is Becoming A Nuisance By Tunde Odesola by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:00am On Mar 12, 2018
Even if the posh Kano marriage was a statement by the All Progressives Congress to show that Buhari has the North in his grip, what’s wrong with that? Are the lives of a mere 110 unknown girls worthier than the lives of 180 million Nigerians which stand at grave risk should the rascal Peoples Democracy Party snatch power in 2019?

a few days after 110 schoolgirls were swept away into captivity? Pastor Know-all, doesn’t your bible say, “Let the dead bury the dead”?

THE BOLDED IS SIMPLY AN EXAMPLE OF A FOOL N D TYPE OF BLOOD SUCKING DEMON WE HAVE IN POWER

may GOD punish all APC supporters n all who put this govt on NIgerians
HealthRe: Treatment For Lassa Fever Is Free – FG by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:42am On Mar 12, 2018
Purewatermeji:
Buhari is a God fearing man who has the interest of the masses at heart. Something GEJ couldn't do for years with all the oil wealth of his regime, Buhari has done it by making sure Nigerians get free medical care. We need to vote for this man as a sign of appreciation for his good works. Why the igbos hate him is still a mystery to sane minds undecided
ODE, ebola was contained during GEJ time such dat d white came to Nigeria to see how we did it, two years down d road ur god buhari has left lassa fever ravaging and taking lives.

if it was present day ebola happened i believe Nigeria would have been declared danger zone

APC a party dat has used d blood of Nigerians to do bathing water even water is not as abused as d way blood has been let to flow in dis administration

common sense is not common sha
CareerRe: Best Banks To Work In Nigeria: List Of Highest Paying Banks - FinancialWatchNgr by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:35am On Mar 10, 2018
chyy5:
mkpi mmuo. Ezi ofia
ogode, didirin, oponu, oloshi
oshi rada rada
CareerRe: Best Banks To Work In Nigeria: List Of Highest Paying Banks - FinancialWatchNgr by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:16pm On Mar 09, 2018
chyy5:
Nobody should mention Union bank. That bank is a terrible place to work.
My gal is passing thru hell there as a DSA.
Is frustrating and despite her effort she's never appreciated.
I hate that bank with passion.

How do I take here out from that DSA job there? The work is eating deep into her. She's scared every time. She meets her target but most often not in volume.
She's restless all the time.
Union bank is a terrible place to do DSA work.
den try dsa in fcmb n diamond olodo
EducationRe: Studying Medicine/ Being A Medical Doctor( Over Hyped ) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:03am On Mar 09, 2018
ConAir:
Op, let me be specific specific here everybody should be proud of what we study in the higher institution be it mbbs, law, accounting, engineering, zoology or fishery. We should be proud and diligent in our various academic fields.
The idea of feeling big or pompous about studying medicine is an individual character, not everyone boasts of been a medical doctor, between it's not easy to be a qualified doctor, let's appreciate ourselves.
Am not a doctor am an engineering student.
same way e no easy to be an Engineer n me it was not easy been a Geographer, while d doctors deal with providing immediate life saving operation on humans the engineers contribute to human race through chemical, biological and mechanical engineering by going into more research n providing d doctors wit tools needed for successful operations n also save lifes n the geographer provides data on environment, study diseases(medical Geography) n the earth as a whole n even with GIS n GPS life have been saved so non is more important.

na corporation na make pot of rice full
PoliticsRe: Southern University USA Appoints Ike Ekweremadu As Visiting Professor by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:47am On Mar 09, 2018
pyyxxaro:
When r de going to appoint Buhari as visiting SUG president cheesy
class cordinator sef dem no go give am

make all of dem begin get f10?


he can b SUG president on cow matters
AgricultureRe: Highly Discounted : Imported Layer Cages - Sold by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:40pm On Mar 08, 2018
how much

for cage for 500 birds

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