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PoliticsRe: We Paid NASS 17B Naira To Have 2015 Budget Passed.- Okonjo Iweala by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:24pm On May 25, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Not surprised. GEJ is a confused mugu. I now understand why they are holding Buhari to ransom on the budget.
GO BACK N REREAD D POST
PoliticsRe: Reply To Reno Omokri: How Mbaka Openly Criticised Buhari by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:51pm On May 25, 2018
@ op during d last administration Mbaka's criticism of the den govt was public how come this one is not everywhere for the masses to see?

How come these so called criticism u posted were n didnt make headlines?

i have seen these statements and compared his activities now to the past administration when he openly criticised d den govt.

we should stop playing the hypocrites.

protest for fuel increase was well noted in d past administration but dis present dispensation its talk n die
PoliticsRe: Dapchi: Leah Sharibu Reunites With Her Mother In A Dream by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:22am On May 25, 2018
d mod n op should try to post things correctly cos i almost shouted for joy when i saw d headline only to read it was a dream.

but above all where ever she is today may the Lord take care of her
EducationRe: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:09am On May 24, 2018
TRANSMISSIOMOMISSIONCOMMISSION ERM SORRY SIR
PoliticsRe: Under Jonathan's Govt, 15 Agencies Looted N8.1trn - Lai Mohammed by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:44pm On May 21, 2018
WHY NOT UPTO 2018 HYPOCRITES
PoliticsRe: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:06pm On May 18, 2018
dat is not wrong matching/turn its a transmission turning which d confusioned others could not omit but commissioned

from my observation as a transmitter, transformer,transformation
dis video was doctored n nursed

d speech dey said it was doctored so now we can see d nursing in his marching.

dats is not
PoliticsRe: Man Wears IGP's Transmission T-shirt (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:56pm On May 18, 2018
Berlyn1:
easy bros grin grin
dont allow me to transmit u o, commission u thereby omitting u from Nairaland.

my dear abeg make we laff joor since dem no dey give us for d loot atleast laughter na free
PoliticsRe: Man Wears IGP's Transmission T-shirt (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:11am On May 18, 2018
Nnaabros:
And which law did he break
he broke d law of em, sorry sir, transmission commission n omission of his comment or else he will b confusionly transmitted to b omitted n commissioned in kirikiri


guy make we release album on transmission transmission

lyrics below

I was appointed as IGP
I refused d senate call thrice
disobeyed d president
herdsmen killings is community clash
ah oh oh

chorus
I wanna transmission
am going to transmission
omission
commission
em sorry sir

beats(rolling)

if u are a Nigerian u know me
I am IGP
oh oh

chorus 2
transmission commission omission division
oya sing am
transmission 2x
commission 3x
PoliticsRe: Man Wears IGP's Transmission T-shirt (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:00pm On May 17, 2018
newjosboy:
That won't happen, because "he" who said it first did not go to prison.
ah u want to b transmitted to kirikiri or omitted be guided so dont get confused by kidnap or transmitted transmission n commissioned
PoliticsRe: Man Wears IGP's Transmission T-shirt (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:59pm On May 17, 2018
DEY WILL transmit n transmission d guy to prison n give him omission from execution with a commission to die
PoliticsRe: Transcript Of IGP Ibrahim Idris' 'Transmission' Message (Video) by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:50pm On May 17, 2018
flyca:
Doctored ko? Nursed ni!
Why don't you show us the full "un-doctored" video so that we can judge for ourselves.

Watch the video, observe that no parts of the background people/movement was repeating as the voice was. So tell me which part of the video was doctored?

The "transmission transfussion" part?

The part where wind was blowing the papers and he was still stammering?

Or the part where someone eventually came to his aid and he still was stammering? undecided

We're still waiting for Lai Mohammed to come and tell us how the script was written in Gaddafi’s house cheesy cheesy

dat script must have been written by my ancestors cos dis govt has eployed our ancestors by way of appoinment
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:32pm On May 13, 2018
hotspec:
even if you want to do, where will u put d brain?
guy na real question try put d brain for him dick cos he uses dat in d oda room n in peeing, any oda place won't work

cos even people when their sense dey their kidney n heart no dey reason like dis guy

y not try d ass cos if he finish d work he definitely wipes n dat any time he wipes d brain would b clear off some dust, I think dis ass brain implant should help cos he can use tissue or water to wipe n dat would help clear some dirt n dust from d brain
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:24pm On May 13, 2018
decatalyst:
Trump called Buhari "sir" because it is very disrespectful to call an 'ancestor' by their real names.


grin grin


Don't ask me how I take know...
how u take know

guy chest n ribs dey pain me for dis ur comment
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:22pm On May 13, 2018
SalamRushdie:
Yahaya Bello keeps earning himself multiple spots in the Hall of shame for big fools .
wicked
PoliticsRe: Kaduna LG Election: PDP Wins Zango, APC Wins 10 LGs by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:31pm On May 13, 2018
abbaapple:
angry
d gardener
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Senate Worst In Nigeria’s History – Sagay by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:32am On May 11, 2018
CROWNWEALTH019:
Abeg give delta their useless property, we never come over obaseki and Adams you wan come add sagayhuh
ON BEHALF OF DELTANS i give him to Anambra people
EducationRe: Jeffrey Jude, Babawale Oludare Emmanuel, Roy-Layinde Bosun, UNILAG Best Students by IFNOTGOD(m):
i think d last guy(bosun) is d best among them

My reason are he could cope with d side distraction of having a GF as well as balling but the other two did less partying n no babe so now lets place dem in a lab n see who does beta with d distraction as part of the condition in the experiment.

Bosun is d one cos having a family in future wouldnt have any effect on his achievement n he has proven such.

Socialisation is part of our education as well as gives room for one to meet new people, share ideas.
CareerRe: The Real Life Story Behind "Lone Survivor" By Marcus Luttrell by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:06pm On May 08, 2018
service to the nation

bond n the need to keep the team going

sacrifice
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:29pm On May 03, 2018
Temysteve:
hmmm, well i got your point and i guess you mis-understood me. #POC am not a 'Relationship Expert' am just talking based on my experience.
I never said degrading a guy like me is the best way to win a girl heart and i dnt think i av ever done that.
What made the lady to go back to the ex was never disclose, but according to the 'OP' the lady was unfaithful. The guy also may be faulty or guity towards the unbalance relationship in one way or the other but the fact is ladies of nowadays can't be trusted.
Now u are talking, ladies cant be trusted, one has to sleep with one eye close n d other open. cause i have seen a lot from the very few girls i dated even as we speak i dont think dating a girl is part of my agenda.

i have come to d stage i admire dem but want nothing to do wit dem, before na serious love, bed n many more but now admire u but stay at d door no enter, even bed sef no follow again cos i learnt d very hard way.

i dont hate ladies but if she no get any thing tangible to offer apart from wetyn dey inbetween her legs make she fly.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:09pm On May 03, 2018
Temysteve:
I guess you knw nothing about dating, relationship and courtship whatever, i think you're the type who is still enjoying himself around babes out there. A girl who truly love you will stand by in all circumstance (thats if you are responsible enough as a man). You can't tell the girl you are dating @ d moment is your first luv, and you also can't prove to her you've neva been in a relationship before you met her, but why did she choose to stick with you instead despite previous relationship hrtbreak? She may even luv the previous 1 than you, but based on commitment and some other tinzz she still prefer you to others. So whats is yours is yours and what is is neva yours can last with you. The guy neva get it right, if not he'll have done research to knw who the girl truly is and how can he rate the previous relationship with the other guy before pronoucing his luv to her. Ladies can be funny sometimes, memories of the previous relationship alone is enough to change their mind if care is not taken. The second thing i think is if the guy is not speaking the 'Love language' the previous guy is speaking to her, most times ladies always want to ignite what they av enjoy in their previous relationship in the new one which is not always happening. Relationship @times requires tranning and commitment if not either od the partner will keep falling to their shortcomings.
Relationship expert

i maynot b married but i have dated ladies to know the singular fact dat never destroy someones relationship to build urs.

d guy didnt tell u how he won d girl

now ask ursef what made her dump d ex in the first place?

why did she go back to same ex?

why would she still want to b with the ex mind u d story only made reference to d ex n not a new guy.

maybe u are among those who goes after girls in serious relationship cos u feel u are beta dan d person there.

i have dated girls who were had issues in their relationship n at d end dey still left me for anoda guy.

i would have dated a doctor during my NYSC took her out to present my case den i overhead her shouting at d other nigga.

i asked myself what if i were in dat guys shoes how would i feel?

i didnt ask her out, i played around went home n she complained to my friend i didnt ask her out dat we just went out.

she refuse to tell me d date of her marriage but i knew from a friend n just 2 days to her wedding she told me she was getting married n i told her i already knew about a month ago even while she was still trying to fool me.

get one thing from my msg NEVER DIS ANODA NIGGA COS OF A GIRL(DONT DESTROY ANODA MANS RELATIONSHIP) FOR YOUR OWN SELFISHNESS

relationship expert go back n read d story again den tell me if u agree with me never to break someones relationship for ur own selfish happiness, all girls are fair to look upon but once u observe she is in a serious relationship bro back out u never know how it feels
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:01am On May 03, 2018
Temysteve:
Trash too lame! What do you mean by 'return the gf to the owner'? Is the guy married to the other lady? Not every relationship and dating work out to become marriage, if you're nt feeling comfortable with who you are dating why dnt you cut it off and move on. No man owns any lady as long as they are not married to each other. I will just advice the guy to move on because the lady is not trustworthy. That all
mr non trash n lame how does it feel for u to collect what belongs to someone n den dat same thing turns out to burn u.

dont destroy peoples relationship cos of ur own

if d guy was so good she wouldnt go back to her ex

so i guess u are d one talking trash n d one who is lame here n if u have nothing tangible to say just pass
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:59am On May 03, 2018
Temysteve:
Trash too lame! What do you mean by 'return the gf to the owner'? Is the guy married to the other lady? Not every relationship and dating work out to become marriage, if you're nt feeling comfortable with who you are dating why dnt you cut it off and move on. No man owns any lady as long as they are not married to each other. I will just advice the guy to move on because the lady is not trustworthy. That all
MR not lame, u people will always support rubbish how does it sound to take another mans food n den same food turns out to b poison to u?
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:56am On May 03, 2018
dosage150:
happened to me once ago


me break any relationship?

u no see me again
in most cases, the girls don't help matters
they keep pushing u and sticking to you
any small thing

they will say they hv bf
he who wants to live long should fear ladies, even d one dead is still dangerous cos she may have written somethings down
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:23pm On May 02, 2018
U GOT WHAT u deserve

I met my fiancee for 6months now n when I approached her she told me that she was in a relationship then, after telling her my intention she decided to quit with her ex and be my own(guess u were happy n feeling strong den)

karma is a bitch

u broke off anoda persons relationship thinking u will enjoy urs guy girls have more dan one boo but never b d cause of anybody's breakup

u felt happy

guy when u collected d babe did u call us or did u pity d guy

i once begged a guy to leave my babe he refused n he said i should man up i manned up less dan one month d girl came back begging n d guy called n i told him to man up n bear d pain even though am no longer with d bae but am happy

my advice is never rejoice at d misfortune of others d wind can blow in any direction.

return d gf to d owner n have peace
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Arraigned In Court, Granted Bail by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:05pm On May 02, 2018
N D GUY KEEPS WINNING
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Reacts To Ban On Production Of Codeine Containing Syrups In Nigeria by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:09pm On May 02, 2018
Anjoaderim:
While we celebrate the feat and hope its fully implemented, let's not forget that there are other substances that are being abused. Today for example, while trying to enlighten my students on the ban of drugs containing codeine, they just kept laughing and told me codeine was for learners. They mentioned several other substances, but one that got my attention the most was dissolving 20 Tomtom in Lacasera. One of them was like... Uncle if you take it hen, you will wash even your rooftop.
omo, dis is serious o, i served in d north n did CDS as NDLEA member dat was when i knew dey can go put their nose in pit toilet n get high, zakami is anoda drug(taken by horse) n that was when i knew cough syrup can get one high

now dis one u don bring 20 tomtom in lacasera

na to ban tomtom n lacasera remain
RomanceRe: Man Holding On To A Woman By Her Hair After She Fell From Her Window (photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:04pm On Apr 30, 2018
MrSensor:
kiss Out of the whole body parts, this man chose to hold and pulling her hair and posing for a camera. I can't image the pain she went through while hanging when he was dragging her hair and eventually throwing her down.

Evil man.
did u read d post at all?
PetsRe: Miracle And Nina A.k.a The Shepeteri Rottweiller Puppies Up For Sale... by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:00pm On Apr 30, 2018
cute puppies
CrimeRe: RE: “justice For Abduction Of My Wife Threat To Our Lives And Intimidation by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:19pm On Apr 27, 2018
FP
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies On Twitter Come For A Lady Who Says “All Men Are Useless” by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2018
Preshy561:
it will be more dignifying if i say that you have a pencil prick because pencils are long.

but your prick is little,I mean short.
you must have seen d dick for u to be specific about d size(length)

i carry yansh for u
PoliticsRe: Dino Could'nt Have Passed Easily Through Van Window, Police Claim Suspicious! by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:06pm On Apr 26, 2018
DINO SHOULD ANSWER FOR HIMSELF COS WE WHERE NOT THERE
RomanceRe: Female HOD Wants Sex From Me, I Have 3 Days To Decide by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:06pm On Apr 26, 2018
guy chop d punna n d cash but if she use ur destiny take uplift her own na u know

punna is sweet but a great destiny is sweeter

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