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PropertiesRe: Legal Advice Needed, My Landlord Just Brought Quit Notice For All Tenants. by IFNOTGOD(m):
olaben16:
He came with the excuse that he wants to carry out repairs on the property.

Forgetting that this is Lagos were getting a house is like a 4 unit course.

New rent, agent fees, agreement fees.
Am even hearing of a new one called caution fees.

Please, what should I do next, waiting for your contributions
to me u should rejoice

is it ur destiny to b a tenant all ur life?

Guy if you can pay d rent without owing den I believe u can afford half plot at ofada, simawa n other low cost areas
Build one room n Bleep landlord
PoliticsRe: 'I Will Get You' — El-Rufai Threatens Paul Enenche Over Hate Speech by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:39am On Dec 15, 2018
[quote author= post=73855793]Quote:
It is not only the president that was said to be cloned. I am also someone from Mali. Somebody went to my Wikipedia page and changed my birthplace to Bamako, Mali. That the real el-Rufai died when he went on exile in 2009,” the governor said...
Unquote.

And it continues from the image below, and also don't forget from Belgium cheesy.......
Yeye wailers...[/quote]try get sense, is Wikipedia a local site dat anyone can enter n change facts
just shows ur level of thinking.
RomanceRe: Yakubu Chanji Nafsi-Nafsi Bride Is 20 Years, N300,000 Paid As Dowry by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:37pm On Dec 14, 2018
Not surprised at who posted dis
RomanceRe: 2 Lawyers Do The “oya Hit Me” Trademark Pose In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2018
Felixalex:
Ure a very bigfool sir. With due respek! grin cheesy grin
y insulting him?
RomanceRe: 5 Tips On How Guys Should Handle A Breakup by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:56pm On Dec 13, 2018
sometimes it feels like u cant move on.

but once u take dat bold step u will still live.

some of us find our self in relationship where u suffer abuse n all manner of things cos of love but when u really think about it

it is beta to let go dan continue in an abusive relationship where u later turn to b an abuser.

its like dis if she stays u die n if she goes u have an option to survive n not die so choose

had a gf who always abused me n den i became an abuser afraid to break up n beg her always even friends begged her n den finally i had d courage to walk away my friends never believed i could walk away but i did n met anoda who also dealt wit me but den i had my friend stood for me.

i overcame n am beta off now, i look beta dan she left me free from debts n issues

its not easy to let go but when u make up ur mind u find out dat some of these babes u dying for den are not actually worth it
CrimeRe: Driver Absconds With Boss’ Car In Ibadan, Arrested In Akwa Ibom (photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:33am On Dec 13, 2018
n d leading politcal party has no name
CelebritiesRe: Lady Who Filmed Herself Kissing Peruzzi While Asleep Is A Rapist —Twitter Users by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:01am On Dec 13, 2018
Dshocker:
Just look at the number of her ear piercing....What is the name given to those girls that sells their body in exchange for cash again?
olosho

aristo
FashionRe: See The Giant Christmas Tree A Young Nigerian Lady Made With Tyres (photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2018
beautifully n nice
ProgrammingRe: What's Programming Lauguage Do You Think Is Best To Start With by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:27am On Dec 06, 2018
vezycash:
Most answers here are correct to an extent. Here's my one naira opinion.

It's pointless to ask if a nail is better than a saw or a plier because they are tools for different jobs.

So IMO - before prescribing a best language for learning, I'd ask - "What do you want to do?"


Do you want to make games, develop websites, write mobile apps, desktop software... or break into websites?

If you know, picking the right language for the job will be a piece of cake.


If you don't know, just start with any language cos it doesn't really matter. The main principles such as functions, variables, input, output, loops... apply across all programming languages.

Note: Language choice isn't a big deal. If the first one you choose doesn't meld with you, pick something else.

Contact me if you've decided on a language and need and are ready to fast track your learning. Mail me - My nairaland username @live.com

I'll give you the best programming video courses at giveaway prices. If data is an issue, don't worry. I have a few that you can gave you 6 hours of HD video programming tutorials with less than 100MB.

Good luck.
CONTACT
ProgrammingRe: What's Programming Lauguage Do You Think Is Best To Start With by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:19am On Dec 06, 2018
fnep2smooth:
HTML
CSS
Jscript

then PHP



if you are in abuja contact me for your private tutuor...... on Web design and graphic design.



call 07088719921 for Freelance on Website Design, Graphic Design and Motion Graphic.

Things You Will Learn

*HTML
*CSS
*JSCRIPT
*WORDPRESS
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Graphic Design
*Adobe PhotoShop cc
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At the end of the tutorial you will learn how to design any Website, Blog, ECommerce store and many more

You will also learn how to create Logo, Banner, Edit videos and Motion Picture .

Contact me on 07088719921 or call. Currently my whatsapp contact not available


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i will be traveling for xmas...... so i have from now till 20th......... 1 week tutor you will choose your time..... 4hours daily


follow my thread https://www.nairaland.com/4749216/contact-me-private-tutor-web
U HAVE ANY IN LAG?
PoliticsRe: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:42pm On Dec 04, 2018
Buterflyle0:
Did the video offend you? grin
i didnt bother watching it cos u have proven to b a scam on nairaland who post trash for likes n mentions n when no one comments on ur mention u start by attacking people

like i said 2019 is just a few weeks away try get a kife n buy some sense
u should have gotten some from d various black friday done in nov
PoliticsRe: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:39pm On Dec 04, 2018
herlonso:
Don't call for any ban here. I can see the fear in you. Butterfly0e the video said it all jare
EXACTLY HOW D PICS BY ONOCHIE SAID IT ALL N LATER FOUND TO B SCAM N JUST D WAY UR VIDEO POSTED BY UR god butterflyleo is false

stop getting insulted for likes n mention
PoliticsRe: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:09pm On Dec 04, 2018
Buterflyle0:
YouTube version grin

Atiku is a thief aka Barawo cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPgtH3RsM
u will b banned again just take it.

continue with ur rubbish all in d name of likes n mentions

it is beta u try to buy sense or upgrade ur thinking in d coming year so u dont remain in d next level of foolishness
PoliticsRe: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2018
Buterflyle0:
PDP is dead and Atiku is going nowhere.

Here is a video live from the sokoto rally as Atiku made his way through the crowd there were shouts of Barawo Barawo and Bama yi Bama yi all for him grin

Sokoto has spoken!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156303034283882&id=760803881&anchor_composer=false&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic
U HAVE NO SHAME BUT KEEP POSTING FAKE NEWS
PoliticsRe: PDP Imported Supporters From Niger Republic For Sokoto Rally – El-rufai by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:36pm On Dec 04, 2018
Buterflyle0:
Be fooling yourself grin

Do you want to view the video of them shouting barawo barawo and Bama yi Bama yi at Atiku?

Make I post am?

Live from the sokoto rally grin
U CAN POST IT JUST D WAY U POST A FAKE NEWS D ODA TIME N D WAY LAURETA ONOCHE HAS BEEN POSTING FAKE NEWS N HAS BEEN CAUGHT
DIS TIME DEY WONT LIFT D BAN ON YU
PoliticsRe: Tolu Ogunlesi Reacts As Bishop Oyedepo Speaks On ‘Dead’ Buhari by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:12am On Dec 04, 2018
helinues:
Oyedepo goofed.

That's simply an hate speech and if FG should order for his arrest now. Some people will be shouting

A whole G.O spewing this kind of rubbish.

My response to Mbaka, if you say someone is stingy, you are also a thief.

But Nigerians are funny sha

People who condemned Mbaka's statements are the same people supporting Oyedepo's statement

Meanwhile, those who applaused Mbaka are the one condemning this.

Double faced people everywhere.
GO ARREST AM NA
Car TalkRe: 4 Cars That Are Not Very Suitable For Men by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2018
stevebond007:
I feel disgusted when I see guys driving Toyota Sienna.
go hang ursef, I own a Sienna 2004 model presently looking for a 2011.

the car is a minivan, it has speed,beauty n runs on rough roads.

I not married but I like it cos it will contain my family when I have one eventually,i like for feel in it
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:35pm On Nov 16, 2018
9jaBloke:
Why not Monday
dem for add Mon na, I think dis is wrong
CrimeRe: Lady Escapes From Ritualist Den In Delta After Being Hypnotized by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:30pm On Nov 14, 2018
Untainted007:
So the powder na ritualist sign cos ayam not understanding again oo. Anyway, good luck to her, I pray for God's protection in everything that concerns me.
it's common practice among d uhrobo, isoko, Ijaw n Itsekiri to pour powder on their body more like a sign of victory over evil, like saying d person is free
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Attacks Osinbajo, Says He Has 'Leprous Fingers' by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:39pm On Nov 13, 2018
Officialpdpnig:
Our Jonathan the ineffectual one is now talking because he feels our thieving candidate Atiku can give him his lost voice back.

I may be PDP but I am anti Atiku and he will not get my vote.

Also, This same Jonathan who is saying Osinbajo has leprous fingers should be ashamed of himself.

This same Osinbajo is doing what his Sambo could not do and is working for the masses while this aturu called Jonathan was working for the elite alone.

Osinbajo is no thief like you Jonathan and I know he will never be one.

Your government brought us here along with the government of that our thief and crook called Atiku.

Both of you should STFU
defend d facts quoted by Reno or shut up.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan International School Shut Over Hijab As Parents Kick by IFNOTGOD(m):
tayyibb:
And you think they are not been mistreated?
Actually they are

The foundation of Nigerian education was based on the idea of our colonial master most if not all were Christian missionaries.
Everything about the structure is in line with Christianity,that is why you can't see anything wrong in it.

We are now an independent nation,our ideology too should be independent,we know there are both Christians and Muslims in this country let accommodate both and stop hiding under secularism, Nigeria is not a secular nation except we want to deceive ourselves.

What is wrong in wearing hijab?will it affect your own dress?
Tell me.The problem stems from the fact that we claim to live together but we fail to understand eachother.
Muslim prays compulsorily 5times a day and part of the requirements is for you to cover what is necessary in your body.If Muslims are not allow to wear hijab,they won't be able to do this obligation anywhere they are whenever there is time for the prayer.

Any thing that is demanded by Muslims are called many names Islamisation, extremism, terrorism.Let stop this and reason intellectually.We are all biased in one way or the other we just don't won't to agree,give us space too what are you afraid of.

Islam is not limited to mosque,it pervades all areas of a Muslim life,he must look at everything with Islamic spectacles and act accordingly.

If it is a private enterprise u can have it in your way but for government owned we both have the right to enjoy it without infringement on our fundamental rights.
try get sense is education taught using d Christian book?
Education has a foundation n basic principles, maths, English n science subject all are not taught using Christian doctrines
d school has a uniform
so stop saying maltreated
if u don't know what to type shut up.
d missionaries brought education to Nigeria n read ur book very well civilization started in Egypt not even in d so called missionary countries

u are quick to attack d western world but yet u use everything dey produce including d fone u used in typing d nonsense above
d electronics u use are all based on d missionary doctrine
people like u are quick to banned d sale of cigarettes, beer in d north yet share from d tax dat accrue from it
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan International School Shut Over Hijab As Parents Kick by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:14pm On Nov 13, 2018
polite2:
These parents can certainly look for trouble. They came and parked to monitor the enforcement. If they so want their female kids to wear hijab, they should enroll them in Islamic schools wear hijab wearing of is mandatory.
forget dat guy
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cambridge Result Mastersheet Printout by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:43am On Nov 05, 2018
madridguy:
This won't stop PDP from wailing.
i never new Cell no. as seen in d result existed in 1961.

olodo
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Campaign Organization Fraudulently Used Pseudo Companies - Leadersng by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:09pm On Nov 02, 2018
Kybelion:
grin
guy i see d certificate yesterday o, na dem take wrap akara for me

i don tear am before i realise d heading say na ur presido own.

sorry o
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Credentials: Lere Olayinka Writes Head Of Defence by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:34pm On Oct 26, 2018
SarkinYarki:
I am ready to donate 1 gig of Data to the Chief of Army Staff so he can even use his phone camera to snap the WAEC cert and toward via what's app to INEC so we end this silly impasse that has been on for years .
guy i support u with 10gig
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Mocks Adams Oshiomhole: ''Osho Baba Fit Decamp Ooooo" by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2018
OkaNaUbe:
cheesy
NICE CARTOON
PoliticsRe: 'Atiku Is A Thief' - APC Releases Song (Video) by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2018
Olohunjedalo:
Cry me a river .
You attention seeking clown !
u are d clown here cos u couldnt disprove what i said.

get sense no

always looking for mention n likes carry d likes n mention go market go buy goods na

common sense is not really common
PoliticsRe: 'Atiku Is A Thief' - APC Releases Song (Video) by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:41pm On Oct 22, 2018
Olohunjedalo:
Very good!
God bless APC for this !
It’s not only Dino malaye and pdp that knows how to sing .
More to come when campaign begin ni perewu.
GUESS u have nothin tangible to say

was dino in PDP when he released those songs.

if u have nothing to say shut up n stop looking for mentions n likes as if it will increase ur bank account

sounding like a destroyed record
SportsRe: Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score 400 Goals Across The Top 5 Leagues by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:43am On Oct 21, 2018
kodded:

dulllardinho is the highest own-goal scorer in history angry







www.nairaland.com/attachments/3256494_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188
dis is an insult to d no. 10 Jersey worn by Jay Jay
Guy find anoda dullard pics to use
CelebritiesRe: No Bra Day: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Braless Photos by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:19pm On Oct 13, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
grin OMG! Wetin be dis abeghuh
na slippers or flat screen anyone u call am
SportsRe: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:10pm On Oct 08, 2018
Those people commenting dis u view d signature or in ur village dey write a name under n u write ur name on top?
CrimeRe: Soldier Damages Man's Car And Pepper-spray him for overtaking them. by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
those are not soldiers but CBN escort or does dat coaster bus look like army vehicle to u, those are mopol serving as escort for CBN

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