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Romance › Re: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:45am On Jan 26, 2018
grayht:
Nbeke wants to trend grin grin See her face like Aba Mannequin
guy y u give my babe upper cut n smack down na.
I won't take it now apologise to her.
u no even see sex doll u say na aba mannequin.
what
Health › Re: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:45pm On Jan 25, 2018
Japhet04:
just by typing all this in a bid to corroborate the assertion of a lady has made me to undoubtedly believe that you are nothing but an ass licker seeking for notice
This only goes to show u are proud, u dont need to start insulting dem back cos dey made a comment telling someone failed ambition in law n now this.

now ass licker try n grow.

cos those who may have d solution may be psuhed away by ur rudenesss to these guys n sometimes u ignore things not cos u dont know what to say but cos it is more sensible dat way.

grow up
Forum Games › Re: Riddle: How Many Cars Need To Be Moved In This Riddle? by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:20am On Jan 25, 2018
effectively without stress is 3 cars, 2,10 n 7
based on d space but if d car has to squeeze thru den its two 2 n 7
Education › Re: What Is The Solution To This Primary Five Quantitative Reasoning Questions by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:11am On Jan 25, 2018
SirBrightoc:
Each number on the left multiplied by 3 minus 5 will give you the corresponding number on the right
guy u know book
Autos › Re: 2006 Toyota Camry For Sale by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:35pm On Jan 24, 2018
how much
Politics › Re: Falae: Don’t Provoke The Yorubas Into War – Afenifere by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:39am On Jan 24, 2018
MahatmaGhandi:
You cannot mention modern day Yoruba and war in same sentence. It is a past-present-future impossible tense.
I didn't see dis
Politics › Re: Man Arrested For Criticizing Goodluck Jonathan Marks His Release From Prison.PIC by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
usba:
If it is PMB they will write text book worth of post, na their person now they done quiet like curtain Chio grin grin grin
Tonye Okio spent his Christmas holidays at Bayelsa prison, and is to spend the first days of the year 2014 there. He was detained after he had posted a Facebook message criticizing the Bayelsa State Governor, Seriake Dickson, in October, 2013.
Mr. Okio, a businessman, a former Abuja Liaison officer for the state and aide to ex-Bayelsa governor, Timipriye Sylva, was apprehended at his Abuja home on October 26. He was blindfolded and driven to Bayelsa State by the Special Investigation Bureau (SIB). It is also worth noting that Mr. Okio was stripped of his mobile gadgets, and had the messages about Governor Dickson removed from his Facebook account.
Following his arrest, the Bayelsa police issued a statement saying that he was arrested for "seditious publications" against the Bayelsa governor.
Mr. Okio was kept in custody for ten days, and his lawyer demanded that his fundamental rights be obeyed and he be charged to court.
On November 5, Mr. Okio was charged before the Magistrate Court for defamatory publication against the Bayelsa governor. After taking his plea, the Magistrate Court adjourned the case to November 21 for trial. On that day, the court granted Mr. Okio N5 million bail with one surety in like sum who must be a permanent secretary in the state and resident within the court's jurisdiction.
Mr. Okio's lawyer has since reasoned with the court that it would be impossible to satisfy the condition, as the Governor, who is the complainant, must have threatened permanent secretaries in the state. Furthermore, inside sources also hinted that no permanent secretary under the state's employ dare stand as surety for Mr. Okio.
Although an application was filed at the Nembe Division of the Bayelsa High Court in the state to demand a variation in the bail conditions, the court reportedly fixed three consecutive days for hearing and was unable sit on any of those days.
A ruling on the review of bail application was slated for December but was again adjourned by the presiding judge. On the said date, the judge through the court's registrar notified counsels that the ruling on the bail review application was not ready, and, therefore, the case was adjourned till January 20.
Source: Naija.ng


kindly google d guys name n see if GEJ was mentioned there ode
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari's Message To Her Father & Cabal On Twitter - Pic by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:36am On Jan 22, 2018
Warship:
No wonder the spirit of accident left her.

When we stand for justice & truth, we are certain to escape judgment
GUY apologise to her, i would like to marry from the mothers side, they see, to b truthful n have d nation at heart.

i would vote for Aisha or Zahra if dey contest for presisdency
Car Talk › Re: 20 Amazing Facts About Kia Cars You May Not Know by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:53am On Jan 20, 2018
eagleonearth:
i get 05 xle for 1.6m only full option.
I am using 04 presently just want to upgrade to 2011 based on d new face n beauty
Politics › Re: “I Am Not In A Hurry To Do Anything” – Buhari by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:30pm On Jan 19, 2018
PaulOgrady:
Look who is talking. Check your own English, you've not been near any university in your miserable life.
guy wetyn see d way u go dig d guy comment u fit kill. person o
Car Talk › Re: 20 Amazing Facts About Kia Cars You May Not Know by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:10am On Jan 19, 2018
I love d sleekness of Benz, but my love for Toyota sienna no get part two, who get 2011 to sell at cheap rate call me
Romance › Re: Even Broke Guys Are Shouting I Stand With Sex Doll by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2018
urvillagepeoplee:
and wats ur classification of a broke guy,no guy is broke in 9ja just dat yahoo guys after stealing ur destinies just to buy u ice cream and suya and carrying u to clubs in front of Benz has made d average 9ja girls think a guy who doesn't have a ride is broke,I am currently dating my babe for 9yrs and we re expecting our first baby,my income fluctuates and most times I hard get 5k in a month,she has never complained or protested,we have all d basic things a civil servant who earns monthly income can't afford,with as little as 30k,20k,10k and 50k most times I was able to save up,get a land and build my first house at d age of 27 even though I wasn't dressing like wizkid or davido or wearing bling bling.we guys needs to get our priorities right.
I believe d average guy has an android phone,no matter the quality and can spend over 12k monthly in this hard economy. just that longer throat for things way above some is what is killing them.if one can package himself with the little funds one has and give the middle finger to these hungry slay bitches who moves around like leeches, looking for whom to suck dry of d little cash u have and still call u a broke guy wen u can no longer afford their needs,u will see how ur lives will diversify.
Note: its my opinion I just wrote because it worked for me,its not a must it will work for u but if u really want to give ur life a meaning this 2018,now is d right time to get ur priorities right. stay blessed.
fact
Romance › Re: Even Broke Guys Are Shouting I Stand With Sex Doll by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:29pm On Jan 18, 2018
eezeribe:
Women have been using fake joysticks(dildos),fake butts,fake boobs,fake hips,fake eye brows,fake eye lashes,fake camel toe,fake eyes(contact lenses) and even fake hymen;and still at that,they still smell and menstruate and men have been enduring...

The white man decided to make the 'fakeness' complete by creating non living fake women and the living fake women are already scared of the impending competition from SEX dolls

This height of insecurity only confirms the fact that women were PRIMARILY CREATED FOR SEX...

I am far from being broke,but if you like call all the men broke,it won't change the fact that men are visual creatures and would definitely admire and welcome the innovation of sex dolls...

# We stand with sex dolls 100%.
guy y u finish dem like dis
Politics › Re: New Year Speech: Buhari Was Not Accurately Quoted In News Report - APC Reacts by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:07pm On Jan 02, 2018
Jesusloveyou:
appointment that they have not resume.
It would have still come to the government notice when dead fail to resume work.
So what is the noise all about?
That the dead has sta
sorry no noise we will gladly wait for dem to resume.

i wonder the kind school you graduate from.

when you need the cash to buy sense contact me.

cos what you just spewed just now is d highest form of stupidity i have ever seen.

just imagine ur defence.

they have not resumed work mtchew smh.

its an insult on my person to insult someone of ur calibre
Politics › Re: New Year Speech: Buhari Was Not Accurately Quoted In News Report - APC Reacts by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:50pm On Jan 02, 2018
Jesusloveyou:
wetin concern dead people with restructuring.
Idiotic pigs of Biafra will always be idiotic
when dey insult u now

den u will remember to call mynd44 n lala to remind dem there is a rule but u doing it there is no rule.

did ur dullard of a president appoint dead people or not

APC keeps making Nigeria a joke at d international scene n dummy like u will never see anything wrong with it.

u evaded d thread dat talked on how people were killed n maimed by fulani herdsmen n come here to shout IPOBs

i guess d name IPOB gives u an erection.

u n ur like shud try buy some sense dis year n i will b glad to contribute so far u can buy some sense
Politics › Re: Justice Aromeh Benson Akogu Is Dead by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:42pm On Jan 02, 2018
tuniski:
When will you be appointed by buhari? As time is running Out.
definitely when he is dead cos d living n d dead are to run dis govt
Politics › Re: Exposing The Lies, Contradictions In President Buhari’s New Year Address – Reno by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:54am On Jan 02, 2018
waveman2:
It seems u don, t know how to comprehend before commenting and defending Buhari. He is actually correct, go to their website. And here is a screenshot of the peak generation as of 31 Dec 2017 u can use glasses and look at it again.
I dey vex for some of una when dey quote all these brain dead Individuals.

if u don't quote dem,u find dem often at times commenting up to 5 times pending when Someone responds to Dem.

Reno talked about recent issue d mumu dey quote 2016 u for leave am to quote 1983
Politics › Re: Exposing The Lies, Contradictions In President Buhari’s New Year Address – Reno by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2018
deomelo:
Ode can't read and comprehend simple English ipob illiterate, I quoted the same agency lying Reno TWITTER PARROT Omokiri quoted and I posed the ling from the same agency the lying clown quoted.

Log off the internet if you are too elementary and ignorant to read and comprehend.


Instead of your clowns foaming at the mouth, when was the last time you asked the Reno the PARROT why 16 years of PDP and his own OGA/Jona met 4.000MW and left us with the same 4,000 MW 16 years later, left us still in darkness even after looting $20 billion power fund.


Nna, STFU.
u should hide ur face in shame

Reno mentioned 2017 u went as far back as 2016 y not even go back to 1983

sometimes d way u bmc think is just unimaginable

like oga like servant

brain dead individuals.
Celebrities › Re: Lanre Gentry Celebrates Mercy Aigbe's 40th Birthday. "You Are Still My Wife" by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:24am On Jan 02, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Forgive a man that broke her head and cheat on her several times.....huh if reverse where to be the case will you forgive your wifehuh
try change ur mentality, there are cases of women violence against men n also ladies cheating what u should pray for is for their home to b beta.

if u think marriage is not bf n gf.

n d day dey will settle u won't even b there
Politics › Re: Number Of Dead Men Appointed By Buhari Increases To 5 by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:57pm On Dec 30, 2017
the list was prepared by GEJ n PDP approved d list to tarnish d image of APC.
hmm what a govt
n some people will say we have a govt
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sends A Message From Prison by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:13pm On Dec 29, 2017
linearity:
Listen my guy, I clearly understand your position about defending ourselves. Like I stated, it is the natural thing to do, when in danger...when in danger, you react immediately to defend yourself or to get out of arms ways.

But, when the danger is over, there is not point defending yourself; there is no point going in the offensive all in a bid to 'teach them a lesson'. I truly don't see why this lady would still be in prison till this time on account of some stuff she published against some pastor?.....

Common! you ma, use your church mind reason am well well...e good? No bi the same church we dey go every Sunday, wey Pastor dey tell us say make we forgive our enemies? If Pastor wan wound or teach him enemy lesson, how him think say, we go come do?....Na to start to kill our enemies bi that na!
someone who would insult her own father even a new born baby

abeg leave dat thing.

her own is too much
Politics › Re: "Why Buhari’s Government Is The Most Corrupt" - Ozekhome by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
magzey:
MAINA GATE Na GEJ scam

the Good thing is that PMB Is not a thief. grin grin grin
so it was GEJ dat reinstated him abi?

guy i believe u are from anoda planet
Politics › Re: "Why Buhari’s Government Is The Most Corrupt" - Ozekhome by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:54pm On Dec 29, 2017
sarrki:
Ozekhome is the most corrupt human on earth


He's a bigot and tribalistic lawyer of his time

He's a PDP stalwart
shut up face the truth

only this year

maina gate

ikoyi gate

NNPC 26 billion dollars contract

aso rock hospital budgeted for wit billions no tablet to the extent that ur presidents son is still in a private hospital

babachir gate


try get sense cos d likes n mention u always crave for will only make u look more stupid
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sends A Message From Prison by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
linearity:
It is surprising that, you didn’t quote any Bible reference to support your claims.

Yes, I saw your half-hearted reference to what Peter did in the Garden to one of the soldiers, but you conveniently forgot to include that Peter was wrong in doing that for which Jesus rebuked him and Jesus had to go ahead and clean up Peter’s mess by healing the soldier Peter attacked.

Agreed, an eye for an eye is the way we think as humans, it is natural and even supported by the Old Testament and Moses Laws. Jesus Disciples were in the same dilemma and had to approach Jesus for an answer....that is when he told them not to practice the eye for an eye doctrine, but show rather turn the other cheek when smitten on one.
bible student

dat i didnt quote any passage like u doesnt mean am wrong or dont know d Bible

if i keep hitting u cos u are a christian would you gladlt keep quiet or retaliate.

let me inflict u with an injury cos i feel u cant do anything due to your believe in d Bible, a day would come you would keep d Bible aside n fight it out.

we cant keep quiet in d face of oppression.

you talk you die

you keep quiet u die so let me fight so i know i fought for something.

if Martin Luther King has kept quiet perhaps d racial discrimination n white superiority which though we still experience today would have been worst
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sends A Message From Prison by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2017
linearity:
How many times did Jesus or the Apostles retaliated against those who were persecuting them?

Even in the Garden, Jesus rebuked Peter for retaliating on his behalf and He promptly right the wrong that Peter did by healing the injured soldier, who was there to take him into custody.

What happen to us forgiving ‘seventy times seven’ times that our lord preached. What about turning the other check when slapped that our lord teaches and examplified.

Only they that follow Christ and ask ‘what would Jesus do?’ in every situation they encountered in life are Christians....Are you a Christian? Keep your response between you and God, note that:

“..Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.

Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’

And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness.’” ....Matt.7:21-23.
even Peter fought when dey came to arrest Jesus,

say Juju quiet no mean say dem go use water serve am

dey say d sheep is very quiet but when u frustrate a sheep it will retaliate.

same way apostle suleman said defend ursef den issue of him sleeping with Otobo came up

me i am waiting to become a pastor or public figure make i see who get 10 head to blackmail me we would wash our boxers n hang dem in public.

that God said we should forgive no give anybody room to mess up

everyday life are been lost cos some people feel d other party cant do anything.

i used to b oppressed in my compound cos i am from delta i got angry i beat up one guy since den everybody know he limit.

my NYSC days my neighbour was frustrating d life out of us we don beg tire d next thing na beat.

if dem hear d name dem go simply tell u forget he is quiet n plays a lot dont cross ur limit.

i bet you d day d christian race declares war on any group dat would b d end of violence against dem.

i hate fighting but men when its no longer funny we must take up arms to defend our common goal.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sends A Message From Prison by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
TEYA:
The 'pastor' responsible for this should be ashamed of himself. Kemi can be annoying but this has gotten out of hand. Detaining a woman this long without trial? These people will certainly take christianity to its lowest ebb. For every Christian that will jump in here to defend this evil act all I have to say is you should not have the moral stand to criticise Buhari if he does same because a supposed man of God who should be an epitome of proper conduct; 'the light of the world' has done same. I weep for the church!
you are quick to remember d man is a pastor but when someone named a dog after ur president he was arrested.

u should not weep for d church cos it's not needed

Everyone wants to attack d church but when d church retaliates u hide under d skin of its a church dats y d Christians are been slaughtered by Fulani daily if dey have retaliated I guess dis killing would have stopped

so shove ur weeping for d Fulani dat has continued to wipe out entire community
Education › Re: 27 Months Salary Arrears: Osun Tertiary Institutions Embark On Industrial Action by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:56am On Dec 29, 2017
LionDeLeo:
And can you point out where I said 27 months modulated salary is same as one month or less?

Pls, stop disturbing my mention.
now I see who doesn't understand English did u see one month in my post

guy fly
Education › Re: 27 Months Salary Arrears: Osun Tertiary Institutions Embark On Industrial Action by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:53am On Dec 29, 2017
HtwoOw:
PDP under Jonathan removed 70% of Osun's allocation, initially it was 4 billion, now it's 1.2B how would Aregbesola cope?
is it pdp dat is at d central now, dis is almost 2018 u still blaming past govt beside y was APC voted In is it not to correct whatever wrong pdp has made.

or will u as a business man employ a manager in ur company n after two years d new manager is giving u excuse y ur company can't grow is cos of d former manager

grow up abeg

nobody voted ur APC govt to come n give us excuse

please provide where n when it was reduced


I guess Jonathan also reduced it in 2016 since u can quote only osun defender new paper to back ur claim

go check d claim again it was for a month n not an entire year.

so try read, comprehend before commenting

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