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Travel › Re: Delta Residents Swim To Their Houses As Flood Sacks Communities (Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:09pm On Oct 02, 2018
landmark86:
Keep quiet
Are u telling me it was flood or erosion that got to that level?
Bros abeg park well joooor
shut up if u are not from d community, do u know what a river bank looks like or have u been to these places before.

the last flood dat happened around 2012/13 these same areas where flooded not cause dey where close to river banks,

some areas are just below sea level n if u dont know a thing shut up.

flooding cant get to dat level but it has happened in places like lekki and VI northern states


if u dont know a thing shut d bleep up n let those who know talk.

no b flood na ur urine na make d place full like dat
Travel › Re: Delta Residents Swim To Their Houses As Flood Sacks Communities (Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:37pm On Oct 02, 2018
landmark86:
When u're warned not to build house beside the river bank but u won't listen. That is the result.
Thank God many people ovadia are born to swim not a leaner
are u from dat community?

did u see d level of d water?

guess no, most of those places are not on d river bank,

get ur facts straight
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Mia Amor Mottley, The Prime Minister Of Barbados (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:36pm On Sep 19, 2018
Diiet:
omo Igbo, omo aja lasan lasan n so ede yoruba. Pestilence kill you and your people. Oloshi!
u just making a mockery of ursef, didirin oriope
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Mia Amor Mottley, The Prime Minister Of Barbados (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:35pm On Sep 19, 2018
Diiet:
omo Igbo, omo aja lasan lasan n so ede yoruba. Pestilence kill you and your people. Oloshi!
u just making a mockery of ursef, didirin oripe
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders IGP Not To Invite Adeleke Before Election by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:22pm On Sep 19, 2018
BUBU I give u dis one
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Mia Amor Mottley, The Prime Minister Of Barbados (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:47pm On Sep 19, 2018
Diiet:
what is d meaning of GLOBAL WORLDsad stupid ipob pig.
sorry, Global village, everybody dat exposes ur stupidity is now an Ipob.

try get sense no
ur kemi can never get to d stage of Okonji.

Oloriburuku somebody, oponu jati jati
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Mia Amor Mottley, The Prime Minister Of Barbados (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:08pm On Sep 19, 2018
Diiet:
Kemi performed better than this woman as Nig. finance minister.
Little wonder she's now working with twiter(a social media platform),while a woman of virtue like Amina is now deputy sec general of united nation.
Both once worked for this country. But Amina is now at higher level because of her wonderful performance as minister of environment, and Ngozi is where she is because she messed up our economy.
I'm verry sure kemi would get an international apointment that'll be better than the post Ngozi is holding in twitter.
People like kemi are rare in this country. May God bless and protect her for us.
U NEED TO GOOGLE DIS LADY'S POSITION IN D GLOBAL WORLD COMMON SENSE IS ACTUALLY NOT COMMON.

AFONJA
Romance › Re: "Sweet Boy" Says Single Women Who Refuse To Date Married Men Are "Foolish" by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:57am On Sep 18, 2018
OboOlora:
He looks like the hungry version of Reno Omokri

Both r senseless too!

To many things in common
where in d post was Reno mentioned, d guy mayb in ur class of reasoning just shows how far u both reason.

ur post would have made more sense if u had not included Reno in ur mention
Crime › Re: Married Man Nude Pictures Leaked On Facebook. by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:08pm On Sep 17, 2018
Xaos:
Men don't do nudes.
This man is a disgrace to our kind.
Someone contact Mars! The Aliens can have him.
ON behalf of d Aliens i hereby donate him to jupiter
Christianity Etc › Re: I See God On The Tortoise Shell. by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:38pm On Sep 11, 2018
i see am
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Elijah: What You Don't Know About The 'Bulletproof' Pastor by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2018
the sauce where d bread to eat

mtchew
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Chris Ngige Over 'Clap For Buhari' Comment by IFNOTGOD(m):
bestpunterever:
pls what is BMC
Buhari Media craze
Buhari Mad Cows
Buhari Media crew
Buhari Media centre
buhari mumu crew

just pick anyone u like
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Chris Ngige Over 'Clap For Buhari' Comment by IFNOTGOD(m): 12:13pm On Sep 10, 2018
watch as BMC will come n call him names
Health › Re: Six Proven Underwear Tips For Women by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:13pm On Sep 07, 2018
DarkMagic:
cheesy
Tell them
Let them hear
The fish smell we have perceived today,we shall perceive them no more
Let me just be observing
guy wetyn u find go there abi ur nose n mouth don dey do d work of D**k.
guy everybody n body parts get wetyn dem make am for stop using mouth/nose down there it is D**k alone dats is allowed no unauthorised personnel please.

make i tell d babes to post am there say AUTHORISED [b]PERSONNEL ONLY[/b]
Investment › Re: Kid's Educational Tablets For Retailers & End Users by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:53pm On Sep 07, 2018
how much
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Replies Suleiman Abba, Ex Police IG by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:43pm On Sep 07, 2018
Metuh:
Oga I believe he has already returned to his base before the man started singing like a parrot.


Why don't you tell the IGP to answer Reno's fact filled questionshuh
guy u dey waste ur MB dey refer to someone when no know jack, debate with people with good memory.

as u dey reply he mention na so he money for dis month go increase cos is pay n KPI is based on d no. of people who comments on his mention
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Replies Suleiman Abba, Ex Police IG by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:41pm On Sep 07, 2018
madridguy:
By who?
SHUT UP IF U HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, its all in d news how a journalist was detained for good two years n i guess Jonathan was president the last two years.

i even dey shame to dey comment on ur mention cos u just show ur low IQ by asking which n by who.

get a life
Car Talk › Re: Would One Be Arrested If Driving A Car With A Cracked Windscreen? by IFNOTGOD(m): 8:53am On Sep 05, 2018
rosebase:
ok thanks, like how much is the ticket?
WINDSCREEN IS NOT more dan 25k depends on d car, saloon cars are more cheaper, the only issue is if not properly fixed water mater be getting into d car.
Celebrities › Re: Caption These Photos Of Davido At NYSC Orientation Camp In Lagos by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:29am On Aug 31, 2018
omojesu202:
so a child of God is allowed to have baby mamas, drink, make friends with cultists n smoke around... hmnnn.
no one is free from sin, we have seen deadly people become great in spreading d word of God n helping humanity.
rejoice with those when God bless so ur own go come
Celebrities › Re: Caption These Photos Of Davido At NYSC Orientation Camp In Lagos by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:26am On Aug 31, 2018
LOVEGINO:
I still dey select d thunder wey go fire poverty cool
I dey tell u, no need to select pick anyone ur hand touch
Celebrities › Re: Caption These Photos Of Davido At NYSC Orientation Camp In Lagos by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2018
When God blesses u protocols are broken for your sake
Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of A Blind Man And His Bride by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:19pm On Aug 30, 2018
congrats to them and may God bless their marriage.
Travel › Re: Egina FPSO Sails To Offshore Field by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:17am On Aug 27, 2018
SarkinYarki:
Samsung Heavy Industries was awarded the contract to build Egina FPSO in 2013 under the Jonathan govt ...so again Buhari has no hand in this
guy y u dey argue with blind people when know nothing about d vessel or its function. guy no waste ur mb dey reply retards
Crime › Re: Ondo Kidnapper Who Took Tramadol Dies After Sleeping For 9 Days! by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:44pm On Aug 14, 2018
D FALL from d bike may have impacted on him not necessarily d intake of drugs as stated by the police.

he may have died from internal bleeding as a result of d fall.

dey should carry out an autopsy n not just say its d drugs cos dey found tramadol on, abi if dem see paracetamol dem go say na para kill am?
Romance › Re: Unexpected Observation Of A Nigerian Family Practising Feminism by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:04pm On Aug 13, 2018
LuciferChristi:
It relates in every way.

The man didn't bother helping out in order not to insinuate that she's of the 'weaker sex'. He let her try to put on the generator herself - just like our respectful mothers of old did to our fathers.

When he realised she couldn't, he took his kid & left - just like our girls of nowadays abandon you if your car breaks down on the road or your business crashes.

He just reversed the roles.
i beg to disagree he may actually be teaching d lady how to put it on, so that if he is not around she could do it, sometimes we judge people wrongly n always judge a book by its cover which is what u doing now.

u never can tell y d man left with d kid
Romance › Re: Unexpected Observation Of A Nigerian Family Practising Feminism by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:46pm On Aug 13, 2018
dont see how dis relates to feminism
Politics › Re: Update On The Attack On Soldiers By Boko Haram In Bama by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:43am On Jul 16, 2018
dey will always deny even with evidence in front of dem
Family › Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:34am On Jul 15, 2018
don't change d name

beg him to come back but b wise so u don't lose ur life get both families to settle dis issue but don't ever change d name

if u n others beg him n he refuses leave him, Karma will bring him backwards
Politics › Re: Ekiti Election: Helicopter With Money Lands In Government House -The Nation by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:41pm On Jul 13, 2018
not surprised at d person who posted dis crap and even went on to attach d pics of an attack chopper as d helicopter dat brought cash to Ekiti

SMH

try get a life
Romance › Re: Meet Jacqueline Obed Aka Poshyqueeen: Curvy Tanzanian Lady by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2018
Fuckyoumod:
Nairaland has finally lost its reputation, sense and decency... That's if it ever had one!

What nonsense!
I TIRE, na hips, people when unfollow each other on Instagram n twitter we dey see now
Travel › Re: Repairs On Third Mainland Bridge Begins On July 27, To Last 27 Months by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:16pm On Jul 11, 2018
Firefire:
IF repairs takes 27 months, how long will the 4th mainland bridge take?
27YEARS
Education › Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Aces All His WAEC Papers, Scores 332 In JAMB (Photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:26am On Jul 11, 2018
CONGRATS

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