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Romance › Re: The Day I Discovered I Was Her Personal Pleasure Object (PPO) by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:31pm On Mar 08, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Why did you go thru her messages....Bad habit undecided

It's natural to be curious about what your girlfriend is up to but privacy in a relationship is very important but if you suspect something is up,its fine to ask your girlfriend about it instead of going thru her messages or better still take permission from her before reading her messages

I don't see myself being in a relationship with someone that doesn't trust me or someone that feels i have something to do with other guys all the time

You strike me like a very weak guy plus you are so untrustworthy...Deal with the outcome of your actions...I care less
DID u read d post?

if u didnt go back re-read d post

what if d girl was planning his death by d msg she sent to her bf to come n deal wit d computer guy

i check my gf fone to know if am safe or not n when to leave d scene

u can open ur legs freely but password ur fone.

i must comment will make some of u type rubbish n when in reality ur bf beats u n seize ur fones come online to form bragado

dats how my babes friend called to insult me cos i hit her friend my babe for sleeping around when i get to find out n i wasted no time to remind her of how her bf beats her, lock her inside for a week n seize her fones n how she cant go to class without d boy monitoring her.

some of u come online to form what u are not.

password ur legs not ur fone.

if u like ask me if i know who u b again i go tell u bad word u no go believe
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: APC Has Borrowed More Than PDP Without Any Programme by IFNOTGOD(m):
DeRay98:
See as you shouting online like say i owe you money...
Don't go and develop high blood pressure oh.
NO MAKE I NO SHOUT, U KNOW HOW MUCH FOR FUEL FOR IBADAN?

U KNOW HOW MUCH FOR FUEL FOR WARRI.

Lagos na dey sell 145, most places dont even have light no govt in Nigeria has ever gotten evil right like dis present govt, dey always score A1 in evil but fail when it comes to betterment of the life of Nigerians.

Yes n sure p stayed for years and outlived d previous administration but today Npower we no know were e dey now
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: APC Has Borrowed More Than PDP Without Any Programme by IFNOTGOD(m): 4:35pm On Mar 07, 2018
DeRay98:
They're misleading you indomie children again.
PDP enjoy Petrol sale ranging from $80-110/barel for most of those years and yet they still borrowed especially Obasanjo used the excess oil income to negotiate and pay off foreign debts. How did Jonathan ended up borrowing to pay salaries later and started borrowing again even after inheriting $40Bn external reserve?
shut up ogbeni,

PDP reduced ur debt profile during obasanjo's time, fuel was 100 dollars yet it was sold for 87 naira but now fuel is 45 dollars APC is selling at 145 n above

now fuel is rising to 60 dollars APC is talking of subsidy giving it anoda name as undercharge.

APC introduced all manner of charges stamp duty for every deposit above 1k at same time we pay withholding tax on interest from savings acct, increase in drivers licence even international passport don increase yet dey still come with different taxes
Romance › Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:51am On Mar 06, 2018
JideAmuGiaka:
If you're not ready for marriage don't deceive a girl into pregnancy and turn your back on her in the name of projects. I don't support the abortion though but the dude was playing games here.
it is easy to pass judgement on others now tell me which relationship in this present time that people dont involve in premarital sex?

he may have things dat may have tied down his money n what u dont understand about a family is when a child n woman comes in the resources are divided into 3 n d man works with only one part d other two is for d family.

he wants to do introduction is a good idea he accepts d pregnancy n would have married her if he had d cash i may fault him for not using d little resources to pay d bride price but he did d right thing
Romance › Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:42am On Mar 06, 2018
JideAmuGiaka:
You have many projects at hand gulping a lot of money therefore you will only do the introduction for now and the trad will be after she give birth.

Mr project, the parents of the girl saw unseriousness and deception in you and I agree with them. cheesy cheesy
stupid comment he had no money it's anoda way to say he is not financially OK when d pregnancy occurred n he took responsibility by accepting d pregnancy n also going to see d parents y don't u give him d money to do d wedding

dats how u go about borrowing to do weddings while owing landlord n every oda person n it's not a must u must comment cos u want likes or mention sometimes common sense is not common
Travel › Re: C&S Primary 6 Pupil Killed By BRT Bus On His Way To School In Ikorodu by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:33pm On Mar 05, 2018
Papiikush:
The blue brt bus drivers are so reckless!!!

I live in ikorodu and I know what I am saying. They drive like drunkards and insult commuters at any given correction about their driving skills.

These premero drivers are nothing but corporate thugs!

This is not the first time a life will be taken in ikorodu due to reckless driving of premero staffs.

I hope the Lagos State government will so something about it before every resident of Ikorodu is killed by these fools.

Don't even get me started with the ticketers!
where in d post did u see blue brt even d red bus are called brt too, it's said d young guy is dead in as much as primero is not up to their task we shouldn't jump into conclusion
Politics › Re: Petrol Demand Hits 50 Million Litres Daily, NNPC Incurs N24bn Monthly As Subsidy by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:30pm On Mar 05, 2018
this increase is as a result of Nigerians using fuel to cook

goats dey fail to realize that there are more cars on the road now, family having two cars now use on some people like us use public transport to n fro work everyday to cut cost

ride sharing has increased in my office I have friends who wait for car owners going their way n some wait very late into the night just to get a free ride.

even I will still join d gang of free ride

bought fuel at Ibadan at 160 where as done places Sell 170-180

idiotic set of people
Crime › Re: Mambilla Militias Attack Fulani Herdsmen's Cattle In Taraba, Machete Them (Pics) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:25pm On Mar 03, 2018
I wonder y u quick to post anything against Fulani but refuse to post when it affects odas
Travel › Re: 13 Places With Funny Names In Nigeria. Add Yours by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:43am On Mar 02, 2018
MChaze25:
Oterere- ughelli south

Means Rotten ynash in my native dialect..lol
in Urhobo it means u have arrived town, so don't spoil it, ekpa in Urhobo means a fool while in Yoruba it means groundnut n d place was not in ur language so it does follow

I must comment
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Criticizes Billboard Of House On The Rock Church (Photos) by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:29am On Mar 02, 2018
Yankee101:
You do not understand branding then.

That signboard is targeted at non christians or non committed christians.

The first sign of any religious word will turn them off automatically. But immediately you walk into house on the rock, it is all about Jesus. But the idea is to draw you in with dazzle.

Go and study Marketing 101 and stop running your mouth because you gained relevance by critisizing church tithe.
I think it's good d church has kept quiet n not rant wit this goat on social media, cos if u a sane human fights wit a mad man den means u equally mad.

when a fox can't get to d fruit it will console itself dat after d grapes may b sour such is d life of freeze n he will continue to rant, till his stupidity makes him to b irrelevant n people stay away from him like a plague.
Car Talk › Re: 11 Steps To Sell Your Used Car At A Profit by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:05am On Feb 26, 2018
tripoli007:
Yes but na u go buy engine and gear .. grin cheesy grin
abeg u fit still bring Toyota sienna 2011 xle, I no mind to buy d engine n gear for dat one even if na to buy d wiper sef
Car Talk › Re: 11 Steps To Sell Your Used Car At A Profit by IFNOTGOD(m): 7:02am On Feb 26, 2018
tripoli007:
Yes but na u go buy engine and gear .. grin cheesy grin
u no b beta person so wetyn d guy one buy na?
Christianity Etc › Re: Motorcade Carrying Billy Graham's Body Travels Through North Carolina (photo) by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:10pm On Feb 25, 2018
HigherEd:
And so it is America has lost almost all of its Christian Principalities within the past few decades. From Oral Roberts to Hagin, TL Osborne and now Billy and many other servants of Christ.

Graham's death marks a new era where God would begin to show off new Generals to lead his people- Another wave of revivalist is coming to America.

May God Gift America another that is twice of Billy Graham's grace and anointing.
amen bro n u forget to include Nigeria
Politics › Re: Police Can’t Arrest Herdsmen For Grazing Cattle On Airport - Police Commissioner by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2018
the cows should be allowed to graze at d airport and any plane dat can't land should remain in d air.

it is only a fool dat would say cows should graze in a highly restricted area such as an airport were a little mistake can b very devastating but here we have a fool say dey can't arrest dem


dey should turn it to cattle colony.
Health › Re: Lagos Hospital Detains Nursing Mothers, Babies Over Non Payment Of Bills by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:03am On Feb 23, 2018
amani63:
I will 100%

My passion is to help those in need

Watch out for it 6yrs from now

50% reduction in any sick or pregnant person hospital fee
do u mind we gather resources n meet d hospital get an account people can contribute to d release of these women

Particularly d hospital acct no. den we begin making our contribution
Health › Re: Lagos Hospital Detains Nursing Mothers, Babies Over Non Payment Of Bills by IFNOTGOD(m): 10:01am On Feb 23, 2018
anybody ready to lead d way lets go visit d mothers

contribution needed any good samaritan should contact d hospital n get an account so we can contribute to d release of these mothers

me i solicit to contribute d little i have if we nairalanders should contribute 1k each we can bail dem out

nobody should scam anyone with this o n i didnt say send me money either all am saying is we can put our finaincial resources together even N500 can go a long way.

Great Nairalanders i await your response
Business › Re: What's The Best Bank For Savings Of Business Income? by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:36am On Feb 23, 2018
visit union bank

they have lots of product such as union korrect, union Russia( for those who want to travel to Russia to watch d World Cup)

there are lots of prices been won by individuals from cash to gifts

u will b glad u saved cos u could win in millions
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attack School To Embarrass Government - Lai Mohammed by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:24am On Feb 23, 2018
we talking about a human life dis fool is talking about embarrassing a govt who has always embarrassed itself daily

right from day one d only thing dey get right is negativity,embarrassing themselves, lying, hardship n all other ills if d society dey score A but things dat will benefit d common man is zero

if there is any alphabet after Z dey will surpass it
Crime › Re: Losing Your Mobile Phone To These SIM Card Hackers Can Render Your Savings Empty by IFNOTGOD(m): 3:51pm On Feb 21, 2018
SEE THEIR FACE

FTC
Politics › Re: "I Have Fulfilled My Major Promises" – President Buhari by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:36pm On Feb 21, 2018
STUPID govt said dey intriduced TSA dat was already on ground dat u claiming

mumu govt
Education › Re: Snake: JAMB Registrar, Oloyede Blasts Nigerians For Joking Over Missing N36m by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:44am On Feb 21, 2018
BetaThings:
Read before commenting
Professor Ojerinde was inherited from Jonathan by Buhari
The weak scratch card system was discovered by Oloyede who was appointed by Buhari
He had not come out to criticise Ojerinde but was just doing his job

He was not even the one that raised the issue - it was a side comment by a member of the Board on another matter
SINCE HE WAS INHERITED Y WAS HE NOT FIRED OR IS IT D PROF OJERINDE DAT SAID SNAKE SWALLOWED D MONEY.

sometimes i wonder how u youths think before now i.e advent of this online(CBT exam) paper was used and jamb issues calculator and maths set to student now do u mind calculating the cost of producing the question papers, staff allocation as well as logistics to now that its a system based exam.

how mant staff do u need for CBT exam
how many staff do you need to mark the papers/invigilate, collate, security personnel at jamb centres, banks n police station housing jamb materials or is it for free that these things where done

for ur information jamb should not be a profit making organisation but a body saddled with the responsibility of conducting credible exam


you should stop praising this present jamb boss cos with the advent of CBT cost has been reduced cos d money stolen so far has not been upto i billion dat u are crying foul.

what you are simply doing is comparing someone who used bus from warri to lagos and someone who took flight from warri to lagos, the time difference will be there so he didnt save anything.
Education › Re: Snake: JAMB Registrar, Oloyede Blasts Nigerians For Joking Over Missing N36m by IFNOTGOD(m): 9:43am On Feb 21, 2018
Oche211:
My friend, keep quiet if u re ignorant of real issues.
I watched the talk show this morning on AIT "focus Nigeria".
He said the incident happened abt 2-3 years ago.
That was abt a month into his tenure.
He had abolished the sales of jamb scratch card immediately he assumed office nd had asked for audits of all jamb accounts in all the states of the federation during the says of scratch cards b4 he assumed office.
He say there were even more ridiculous claims than the snake own.
He said those involved had been dismissed and dealt with.
Furthermore, before he assumed office, jamb was remitting about 10 million naira to the Federation account.
Infact, before he came, jamb remitted only about 52 million or so in 5 years.
However, under his leadership, Jamb remitted abt 7.8 BILLION naira in one (1) year.
So the video wasn't recent, it was an old probe.
He also said he was disappointed that such case of national importance could become a thing of joke nd comedy to Nigerians. He said he didn't see anything funny in that cos it's a very sensitive issues.
Bloggers won't give you the full gist.
The show was a really eye opener.
It's from him i got to knw jamb on top of the game in examination malpractice.
The show was just too awesome nd the prof was amazing.
He's got my utmost respect.
WHO HAS BEEN IN POWER FOR THE 2/3 YEARS U QUOTED? 2015- 2018
Politics › Re: Why Fulani Herdsmen Kill - Ango Abdullahi Says by IFNOTGOD(m): 2:06pm On Feb 18, 2018
Afriifa:
If you think Nigerians are civilized enough to live together in one country then, you are damn wrong.

that's a prof talking, not just any prof but a former Vice Chancellor of a reputable University..

issues like this constitute the reason why Igbos want a separate republic. because this shithole of a country is of no use to them when one region usually show their imprudence with impunity.

my people from the south west aren't helping matters because they felt they are better of than those from the south east.

the middle beltans(benue) have learnt their lesson in a bitter way.

the Niger Deltans should step up and seek for their independence..
we are not slaves. we are not second class citizens.

if a prof would render such statements because of what he believes(knows) to be truth, what are you expecting from the common people in the region?

ask yourselves South-Westerners!
ask yourselves South-Easternes!
ask yourself Middle Beltans!
ask yourselves Niger Deltans!

is this the country our forefathers wanted us to live in?
if our forefathers made a mistake, why not correct it for our next generation when we still have the chance..

Afrifa Said So!!
no let me vex for u, do prof talk like goat, this man man is not fit to b called a fool cos even a fool knows human life is important Dan anything in d world but u can imagine what dis thing is saying n I pray dat d herdsmen pay his family a visit n wipe dem out in fact no need to kill dem dey should maim his family members including himself.

if it were people from other region dss would have arrested him.

I believe a day would come where nigeriywould fight for their right
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Abducts Dozens Of Travelers On Maiduguri-damboa Road In 3 Trucks by IFNOTGOD(m): 1:59pm On Feb 18, 2018
d technically defeated n defeated Boko Haram has come to borrow food

this is d worst govt in d history of Nigeria n it's high time Nigerians come together n pray dat everyone n anyone playing politics wit d life of Nigerians should die a painful death.

cos with or without pvc these demons will still find their way to power.

dey only change parties check d history of Nigeria these demons have been in n at d corridor of powers ssg, aid or commissioner or councillor.

if d Muslims,Christians n traditional worshippers cone together n decree death for these demons Nigeria will move forward
Education › Re: JAMB Uncovers Another N83M Fraud In Kano, Edo, Kogi, Gombe And Plateau States by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:11pm On Feb 17, 2018
Kingwizzy16:
Rocha's erect magube statues and he was impeached
Rochas erect that woman statues she was defeated
Rochas erect zuma statues he resigned



Please rocahs should help mould buhari and erect it
To save us from all these kind of news.







Someone please remind me that lady name
na true o shuo
Celebrities › Re: Uche Uba Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Open Letter. OAP Freeze Fires Back by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:45am On Feb 16, 2018
SAMBARRY:
see as it's barking like a rabid dog.I repeat once again and I want YOU to do YOUR worst


YOUR MOTHER DID NOT TRAIN YOU.WELL AND SEND YOU TO A GOOD SCHOOL.IF YOU RECEIVED HOME MANNERS AND EDUCATION,YOU AND YOUR MOTHER'S LIFE WONT BE THIS MISERABLE wink
I GUESS U ARE A BASTARD IF NOT U WONT TALK OF MY MUM,

Guess ur mother trained u well n an uneducated idiot like u would not dare come to my face n spew trash without me giving u d trashing of ur life.

that u are miserable n frustrated does not mean u come here and empty ur bowel of stupidity on social media.

secondary school dropout still been fed by his mother.

beside i doubt if u have a mother or have ever suckled d breast of a mother if not for the local prostitute dat gives u hiv infested breast to suck dat has made u deluded in ur thinking.

do u mind checking ur brain if u have been infected by psychopathic bugs dat makes idiots like u think dey are making sense whereas dey are show casing their foolishness.

i would have love u to come to my face n tell me trash.

guy if u return in one piece den change my name.

get a life n if u dont have one jump into d lagoon.

wasted sperm
Celebrities › Re: Uche Uba Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Open Letter. OAP Freeze Fires Back by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:16pm On Feb 15, 2018
SAMBARRY:
you're asking me the difference between words and letters? grin

Go and ask your mummy or your village English teacher grin tongue
are u mad what brought my mum into dis discussion

keep my family out of ur stupidity

abi u don for first crase

mind ur language

as in u get sense at all

no try dat rubbish with me o

d mods would not see dis rubbish refer to my mum or family in this ur stupid comment u will b surprise at what i will send to u

idiot, senseless goat dat u dont have a mother does not mean u wil drag my mum into ur stupid issue,

as in guy u dey crase when u dey involve my mum for this matter
Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Acting Like A Runs Girl. by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:46am On Feb 15, 2018
AntiBrutus:
Continue loving her.
Gonorrhea will clear the juju and toto-lin induced love from your eye.
sorry what does toto-lin cure?

kai dis ur word make sense die
Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Acting Like A Runs Girl. by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:46am On Feb 15, 2018
AntiBrutus:
Continue loving her. Gonorrhea will clear the juju and toto-lin induced love from your eye.
sorry does toto-lin cure?
kai dis ur word make sense die
Celebrities › Re: Uche Uba Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Open Letter. OAP Freeze Fires Back by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:09pm On Feb 13, 2018
butterflyl1on:
LMAO let me address you like your boyfriend freeze addresses others.

Learn to upgrade your English before you decide to cavort with my sort. I am not in the class of those who lisp while typing and who gag on big words. The word is fiance and not phenese

No wonder you are a sheeple in the church of freezeland, his grammar must always leave you enraptured and in orgasmic throes.

So you are not even freezes taste? LMAO grin

What are you? An ogre? A leprechaun? Stomped shît? What really are you?

So the souvenir he shares to his fans is his phone number and you having it has surely made your day and night as the placard carrying attention seeking misfit you are.

Nairaland does not want you and freeze does not want you as you said he has a "phenese". grin

Chai I give up on you. Others are in school, getting degrees and brushing up on their intelligence and common fiance you cannot type. No wonder freeze cannot flaunt you as his side chick.
ah ah my chest did u just give someone a knockout punch? sorry, let me replay again to see if its a brain resetting punch
Celebrities › Re: Uche Uba Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Open Letter. OAP Freeze Fires Back by IFNOTGOD(m): 6:01pm On Feb 13, 2018
SAMBARRY:
see the thing wey dey form teacher grin

It doesn't know the difference between U and YOU grin tongue

I swear clowns full nairaland grin
at dis time ur stupidity has rendered me speechless cos its

an insult for me to start wasting my important insult on u i think i need people with great minds to insult
Celebrities › Re: Uche Uba Blasts Daddy Freeze In An Open Letter. OAP Freeze Fires Back by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2018
SAMBARRY:
see the thing wey dey form teacher grin

It doesn't know the difference between U and YOU grin tongue

I swear clowns full nairaland grin
kini problem gon

didirin whats d difference between both of dem

like i said its like ur stupidity comes in d evening

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