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hartrobber:
ENUGU STATE has gotten. Repin ENUGU STATE... Yayy

When did you receive yours?

hartrobber:
Has anyone from ENUGU gotten the mail from npf I'm beginning to think they're sending mails in alphabetical order of states of origin[color=#990000][/color]

I have not o. Just praying too. Enugu na wetin happen nah.

Anowax:
Anambra. Yours, plus have you gotten an invite?

042 . Haven't gotten any invite yet o. just praying sha.

Anowax:
I was born '89 and I received the mail, Guess am not too old

your state?

Buhari is watching Abi? Corruption of change. Police nawa o

iokpebholo:
wishing ur fellow man death cos of police job and, dnt worry God is watching

Please I only said if on it was manipulated. Get me right OK.

Wish you all the best

Onwu emele anyi aru. RIP LOVE

Naso

The only achievement so far by PMB is not that , but,

Thus: I WILL DO THIS AND I WILL DO THAT GOVERNMENT.

ONE YEAR PIKIN FOR MY TOWN EDON GET SENSE.
NA WETIN SELF? ACHIEVEMENT INDEED!!!!

In recent time, men are going into hair stylish thereby making the profession more competitive than before. While many guys cannot find themselves into this profit making business, some are enjoying every beat of it because it gives them big return to their investment.

Most women prefer making their hairs with guys may be because guys are always naturally smart and comic.
In most salon we can talk of in towns & Cities are mainly own by young guys fully operated by guys whom ladies prefer to make their hairs. Even most of my female friends prefer making their hairs with guys even when ladies salon is available everywhere but haven't told me yet why they does so.

So, because of this natural phenomenon and out of my ignorance came the question mostly to ladies in the house to tell us why do they prefer guys salon for hair making instead of that own by ladies?

Guys in that system may also contribute because ladies pretend sometimes.

[quote author=Jirate post=46151219][/quote]Leave am, the man Na from Judas Iscariot's tribe. Na them them. Just playing o. God save us o

ChukwuIbrahim:
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In Sambisa

Lol.
Go join them nah

I just visited a family friend yesterday in Port Harcourt and over heard argument from them over the increase in prices of everything. One of them just said, he went to buy half bag of rice and he was told to pay 12,500 naira. And I was just laughing inside me. It got to the extent that I have to jokingly intervened by telling the guy that initiated the discussion to take it easy nah,that the price of rice in Lagos is sold at 13,500 and we are even complaining over there. It's from there that my brother who came to pick me said I cannot buy a bag of rice with 18k in Port- Harcourt. But, with my greatest surprise, I embarked on a routine pricing of rice today and was told that the last price for a bag is 18,500 naira. I just came back few minutes ago and decided to ask my amiable nairalanders their own observations. HOW MUCH IS BAG OF RICE SOLD IN YOUR

I just visited a family friend yesterday in Port Harcourt and over heard argument from them over the increase in prices of everything. One of them just said, he went to buy half bag of rice and he was told to pay 12,500 naira. And I was just laughing inside me. It got to the extent that I have to jokingly intervened by telling the guy that initiated the discussion to take it easy nah,that the price of rice in Lagos is sold at 13,500 and we are even complaining over there.

It's from there that my brother who came to pick me said I cannot buy a bag of rice with 18k in Port-Harcourt. But, with my greatest surprise, I embarked on a routine pricing of rice today and was told that the last price for a bag is 18,500 naira. I just came back few minutes ago and decided to ask my amiable nairalanders their own observations.

HOW MUCH IS BAG OF RICE SOLD IN YOUR LOCATION?

Lord Jesus, may this invitation not pass us by in
Jesus name Amen.
Dear Candidate,
Sequel to your satisfactory performance in the last
computer-based examination for recruitment of ICT
professionals into the Nigeria Police Force, find
attached your invitation letter to undergo a physical/
medical screening exercise.
Congratulations,
Police Service Commission.
While we are all waiting for Police invitation, it is very
necessary to read through previous experience of
aspirants.
Enjoy the info from the previous exercise and pray harder. https://www.nairaland.com/1047573/invitation-written-

BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/buhari-visit-niger-delta-soon/

Buhari, I challenge you to visit Niger Delta.
I dare you Mr President. You no fit enter there at all.

vizkiz:
These kids grow like weed!
Just imagine the horror waiting to unleash itself on this boy in the nearest future...
1. rejected from his dad(obviously,wizkid isn't showing him off or showing he cares)

2. Been called the son of a Hoe (Uh, yeah his mum is a hoe)

3. Been rejected by his step dad (I don't have a step dad and I haven't experienced having any but I know it is does not have a happily ever after)

4. Having two separate parents (do you know the psychological trauma this comes along with?)

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You know what, I think this generation is full of crap! Baby mamas everywhere and irresponsible bastardds who can't control the piece of self destruction dangling between their legs...and these are the types of guys others take as role models

Bastards everywhere. Some women no get shame for pants at all. Stupidity have taken over them all. Just a small whistle and their legs are open.

Shame on this generation of ladies.

Lord Jesus, may this invitation not pass us by in Jesus name Amen.
Dear Candidate,
Sequel to your satisfactory performance in the last
computer-based examination for recruitment of ICT
professionals into the Nigeria Police Force, find
attached your invitation letter to undergo a physical/
medical screening exercise.
Congratulations,
Police Service Commission.
While we are all waiting for Police invitation, it is very necessary to read through previous experience of aspirants. Enjoy the info and pray harder.

https://www.nairaland.com/1047573/invitation-written-exams-police-ict/2

Jobs at Chi Limited: Graduate Trainees; Experienced Candidates Chi Limited is a manufacturer and marketer of Chivita, Capri-Sonne, Hollandia & Chi Snacks range of Products. Chi is recruiting for top class young graduates as Management Trainees and Experienced Candidates. Graduates are welcomed in the following areas: Food processing Engineering, Business Administration, Packaging Technology, Marketing, Food Science/ Technology, Process Chemistry, Pharmacy, Sales, Electrical / Electronic Engineering, Microbiology, Law, Mechanical Engineering. All candidates must possess the following Must not be more than 26 years old Minimum of second class upper division or upper credit for HND holders Must be proficient in the use of all Microsoft Office applications For Sales and Marketing, candidates should possess MBA from a reputable University Chi Limited is also recruiting for the following qualified and experienced candidates: Assistant Production Manager Must possess HND/B.Sc. in Food Science/Technology Food processing Engineering or industrial Chemistry Basic computer skill is essential Possession of relevant post graduate qualification is an advantage Must have a minimum of 5 years industrial experience in similar process/product manufacturing experience Production Supervisor Must possess HND/B.Sc. in Food Science/Technology Food processing Engineering Must have a minimum of 3 years industrial experience in similar process/product manufacturing experience Quality Assurance Officer Must possess HND/B.Sc. in Food Science/Technology Microbiology or Chemistry Possession of relevant post graduate qualification is an advantage Must have a minimum of 3 years l experience in process Laboratory, quality assurance techniques within a certified quality system environment is essential Machine Operator Operators are required for the following Tetra Park Machines Tetra Park Filling Machines Tetra Park Distribution equipment Process equipment such as Pasteurizer, Sterilizer, UHT, for processing juice, milk etc OND is minimum entry requirement for operation in Food Technology, Mechanical or Electrical Engineering Candidates for the advertised positions must possess analytical minds and be proficient in the use of all Microsoft Office applications. Written applications along with detailed CV are to be submitted / sent within 2 weeks of this advert The Group Head, Human Resources 14, Chivita Avenue, Ajao Estate P. O. Box, 2978, Lagos Or by email to: chi@clicktgi.net

From a local derby to a high-powered managerial duel,
a clash of styles to a revenge-packed rematch,Saturday's Champions League final between Real and Atletico Madrid offers a bit of everything.
Glam and glitzy Real are aiming for their 11th European
crown, while down and dirty neighbours Atletico are
gunning for their very first.

Real scored 110 league goals this season; Atletico
mustered only 63. But Real conceded 34, while their
miserly opponents allowed just 18. One team boasts a galaxy of superstars who sometimes struggle for collective cohesion; the other relies on a lesser-known cast of workers who sacrifice personal glory for the good of the group. Whichever way you look at it, this climax to the European domestic season contains plenty of intriguing storylines.

Here, BBC Sport examines the most compelling, Zidane under scrutiny Guiding your team into the Champions League final less than five months into your first managerial job at senior level is no mean achievement.
And when you consider Zinedine Zidane also reignited
Real Madrid's previously faltering La Liga challenge by
finishing the season with 12 straight victories- including a 2-1 triumph over arch-rivals Barcelona - you might think the French coach had already earned himself job security.

The soap opera life at the Bernabeu, however, has seen
Zidane face questions over his future in virtually every
news conference he has held in recent weeks.At probably any other club, Zidane's future would be
assured, because he has done an excellent job since taking over from much-maligned predecessor Rafa
Benitez in January. Interestingly, the key turning point came at the end of February when Zidane suffered his first defeat as Real manager, a dispiriting 1-0 home loss against none other than Atletico. Real's tame performance in that encounter sparked a significant reaction from the recently-appointed coach, who immediately installed defensive midfielder Casemiro into his starting line-up, injecting much-needed strength and solidity into the centre of the pitch.

However, Casemiro has become fundamental to Zidane's Real,his physical attributes and tactical awareness providing support for the back four and giving the team better balance. Goals galore but doubts persist over Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo has enjoyed another outstanding season, racking up 50-plus goals for the sixth consecutive term to further cement his status as Real's all-time leading goalscorer. The Portugal forward has particularly shone in the Champions League, scoring 16 goals in 11 appearances to move within one of equalling the competition's all-time single-season record of 17 - which he set two years ago.Yet Ronaldo has struggled against this weekend's
opponents in the past couple of years, failing to score
in any of the past five occasions he has come up
against Atletico's limpet-like defence.

Whether we see the free-scoring force of nature of the
Champions League or the subdued and frustrated
peripheral presence of recent games against Atletico
will go a long way towards deciding Saturday's final.
There is also an added complication over Ronaldo's
fitness. He has been below 100% since suffering a
hamstring injury against Villarreal in April, and provided
Los Blancos with another scare when he limped out of
Tuesday's training session.
Fortunately for Real, Karim Benzema and Gareth Bale
appear to be in full working order despite the well-
documented off-pitch problems endured by the
Frenchman.Bale has enjoyed a particularly strong season, scoring 19 goals - despite missing chunks of action through injury - to suggest he is ready to slowly supplant Ronaldo as the team's most important attacking force.The Wales star has scored four goals in his past sixgames, including late winners against Rayo Vallecano and Real Sociedad.

Atletico's date with destiny?
Standing in the way of Zidane, Ronaldo, Bale and co
are a fiercely-committed Atletico team who are utterly
determined to uphold the theory that this weekend is
their turn to taste glory. Atletico have, of course, an additional motivation for revenge after being denied their first European crown two years ago, when Sergio Ramos' injury-time header allowed Real to force extra time. They eventually won at a canter against an exhausted Atletico.That's not all. Atletico also lost their only other European Cup final in similar circumstances in 1974, when Bayern Munich's Hans-Georg Schwarzenbeck cancelled out a goal from the legendary Luis Aragones in the last minute of extra time. In the days before penalty shootouts, Bayern won the replay 4-0.

The Champions League is the only trophy Atletico have
failed to win under their remarkable manager Diego
Simeone, who lifted the Europa League and Uefa Super
Cup in 2012, the Copa del Rey in 2013 plus La Liga and
the Spanish Super Cup in 2014. Simeone's team have enjoyed almost complete dominance over their more illustrious local rivals in recent years, losing only one of their 10 meetings since their last Champions League final duel two years ago.

Following the return from injury of former Chelsea
midfielder Tiago, Atletico are heading into the game
with a fully-fit squad (except rarely-used full-back
Jesus Gamez) and their key players are in top form.
The redemption of Fernando Torres If you asked Atletico fans to select their dream
scenario for Saturday night, the vast majority would
undoubtedly wish for an injury-time winner from the
man they idolise, Fernando Torres. Don't rule it out, because the past few months have been remarkable for the ex-Liverpool and Chelsea striker. His career appeared to be continuing its downward spiral as he headed into February without a goal in nearly five months, apparently stuck on 99 goals for Atletico forever.

But then Torres finally brought up the century for his
boyhood team in a home win against Eibar and, far
from providing a sentimental last hurrah from a once-
great player as everyone assumed, he has proceeded
to play some of the best football of his career. Torres has netted six times in his past 10 appearances,
including a key away goal in the quarter-final clash with
Barcelona, as well as forging an increasingly productive
understanding with Antoine Griezmann, who received a
perfect pass from his strike partner to score the winner in the semi-final tie at Bayern. He can complete his unexpected renaissance by winning his second Champions League trophy, having first taken the title with Chelsea in 2012.

Another potential match-winner for Atletico is the
aforementioned Griezmann, the outstanding and
versatile France forward who is poised to established
himself as a superstar.
The former Real Sociedad striker has enjoyed a
magnificent season, scoring 32 goals in all
competitions including the winner in the Bernabeu in
February and crucial Champions League strikes against
both Barca and Bayern. Griezmann's pace on the break, his ability to play on either flank or through the middle, and his willingness to carry out the defensive dirty work, all serve to make him a perfect fit for Simeone's system.
The clean sheet kings Last weekend, Atletico staged an internal practice match as Simeone pitted his expected XI for the final against the club's reserves, who were lined up in a 4-3-3 formation to copy the tactical approach of Real. To absolutely nobody's surprise, the game finished 0-0. And there, in a nutshell, is Atletico: they're so good defensively, they can't even score against themselves.Simeone's men have kept a scarcely-believable 35 clean sheets over the course of the season, equalling La Liga's all-time record by conceding only 18 goals in their 38 games. Simeone's main selection quandary is in the back four, with former Manchester City misfit Stefan Savic battling against rising Uruguayan star Jose Maria Gimenez for a place alongside the peerless Diego Godin in the heart of defence.The key to their defensive success, however, lies intheir extraordinary collective ability. They work
incredibly hard for each other and follow Simeone's
precise positional instructions to the letter.This discipline has seen Atletico repel Real's goal threat in the recent past, keeping four clean sheets in seven encounters.

But don't let those statistics fool you into thinking
Atletico are only good in defence: with Griezmann's
trickery, Torres's direct running, the progressive play of
full-backs Juanfran and Filipe Luis, and the all-round
midfield ability of Saul Niguez and Koke, this team is
the complete package.Atletico might not be able to match the big names and fancy skills of Real's superstar squad, but as a collective unit they are arguably superior. And therein lies the big question for Saturday's Champions League final: will individual ability or team organisation prevail?

Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid - THE FACT:

Real Madrid have reached the Champions League/
European Cup final for the 14th time, more than
any other team.

They have won 10 of those - also
a record - including their past four (1998, 2000,
2002, 2014).

This is the third time in the past four years the
Champions League final has been contested by
teams from the same nation (Germany 2013, Spain
2014, Spain 2016).

Including 2016, Madrid has now made 17
appearances in the Champions League/European
Cup final (14 for Real, three for Atletico), more than
any other city (Milan has 16).

Atletico have won seven of their past 16 games
against Real Madrid in all competitions (five draws,
four losses). They had failed to win any of their
previous 25 games against Real (six draws, 19
losses).

The past four competitive games between Real and
Atletico have produced only four goals (two each).
This is the third season in a row in which a
manager has reached the Champions League final
in his first season in the competition (Diego
Simeone 2014, Luis Enrique 2015, Zinedine Zidane
2016).

Atletico have kept 15 clean sheets in their last 21
Champions League games, including four in six
knockout games this season.
http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/36377274

K

k. I have changed my mind. if I tell you wetin I hear, you too go withdraw. I almost wasted my 40k yesterday.

Lol

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/power-supply-all-homes-in-lagos-will-be-lit-in-six-months-if-fashola/

Just copied this from another thread. Though, I don't know how reliable the info are:

For those who applied for Police recruitment.The exercise is scheduled for JUNE 6th and will hold at the same time in the whole federation to avoid political and undue interference and is planned to be transparent and the best so far.Be informed that only successful candidates will be contacted at the end of the Exercise.
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW..
1. Check your Mailbox regularly..gmail or whichever....a mail will only be sent to shortlisted candidates from Police Service Commission
2. Check your phone regularly...text message will be sent to only successful candidates.
3. A computerized selection is done by the Police Service Commission and will weed away those with suspicious age declarations, incomplete school record that did not tally with original date of birth, those who submitted incomplete data during logging in.
4. Computerized selected and contacted candidates will be notified on a specific date for screening at the state commands level, Only those invited for a day meant for categories will be considered..to avoid rowdiness.
5.All contacted candidates shud prepare to face a board comprising Representatives of federal character commission,Police service commission, Senior officers from Abuja,Media, Police commissioner,Other senior officers and Command PPRO.
6. Candidates should not appear with Luggage as There will be Dog sniffers, Bomb experts in the venue.
7. Candidates will undergo aptitude tests and physical check ups,eyesight, deformities,portruded bellies,height and chest measurement.etc
8.ASP and Inspectorate cadres will terminate their screening at Force Headquarters while the Specialists will be tested based on their skills at the Zonal level.
Good luck

yeson:
pls house, whats the consequence of different applicants using the same email to register? i asked someone and he said it doesn't matter.

Doesn't affect your invitation except if after the review, you're found guilty of double registration. Ensure that other information filed are not the same because it will cost you your invitation.

wristbangle:
Maintenance culture has always been the problem. The AC in the Red BRT buses is not working again.

Thank God you said red buses. Those red buses are own by very few people. Maybe just between 1-3 people and that's why it lack maintenance culture. But the blue brt buses are own and regulated by LAMATA fully maintained by team of Chinese and Nigerian engineers.

So, save your energy ok. It will work

artade:
No a bad initiative. But how about maintaining the ones we already have -- BRT. The state of many of those buses will make you just puke.

All BRT buses are in absolute term fully air conditioned.
Lagos state government is working

soulpeppersoup:
How many of those AC BRT buses still have AC? That is a scam by government to steal. Until we get our maintance culture in place there are things we should not celebrate.

All BRT buses are fully sophisticated with air conditions.

May be you left Lagos years back.

You can't see single brt bus without 100% air condition working on it.
I stand to be corrected dude.

raysnabs:
pls ppl my gmail got disabled and tried evrytin posible bt couldnt ge it bck. and i registered it fr my Npf how can i go about it pls

Don't worry abt ur first registration email. The main email or invitation will be communicated to you in due course. Just relax

AmericanQuarter:
Phyno is from Awka while Chika is from Ekwulobia both in Anambra State. Use your google please.

Phyno is an 042 guy jor.

What is this one saying
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyno

xule20:
I thought deleted mails do go do to trash box!check ur trash first oga

That's truth