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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 1:11pm On Apr 29, 2016
Nafizzey:
can't One try for trying sake and see? I will be 28 years by 12th of June this year...pls what do you think?
Your 28 years end by 31st December but as soon as it crosses to January 2017, you are 29.

Don't panic
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by ify2016: 12:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
temple1234:
16) is D. 20) is D.
16 is correct but your number 20 is wrong.

Don't forget that Macpherson Constitution took effect from 1951 and before then , Ibadan and London constitutional conference have been conveyed.

Richard constitution of 1945 was found faulty due to failure to increase the number of Nigerians in the legislative council, no Nigerian in the executive council and many more.

So, try and get more fact on Nigeria constitution. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by ify2016: 11:32am On Apr 29, 2016
SAMUELS3:
13. A. 14. C 15.A 16.A 17. C are not credited or
blamed
for any thing they do 18.B 19.A 20.B
Devolution : The transfer of some powers, and the delegation of some functions, from a central sovereign government to local government.

You are 100% wrong.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by ify2016: 4:18pm On Apr 28, 2016
mikedimeji:
Am sorry I don't have
lol
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by ify2016:
Starieangel:
Send me a mail on Indianamor@gmail.com and IL forward it to u. Av sent it to 2pple here already.
I am interested.




thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 10:24am On Apr 27, 2016
bababububa:
Please house i will be 27 years by june 1st 2016 should i still apply for graduate cadre. I ve all the relevant certificate my problem is the age.thank u
Graduate Cadre
Job Type Full Time
Qualification BA/BSc/HND
Job Field Graduate Jobs / Internships
Requirements
Not more than 27years
Not more than 27 years.
Did they say 28 years? Haba!!!
B.Sc / HND holder.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: British High Commission In Nigeria Recruiting by ify2016: 7:46am On Apr 25, 2016
sherif4owo:
Unfortunately, you've clicked on the ad placed on the blogger's page. Try click again ..

and you will get to this link

https://fco.tal.net/vx/lang-en-GB/mobile-0/appcentre-1/brand-2/xf-fe9e4c453e8f/candidate/so/pm/4/pl/1/opp/251-Receptionist-Chancery/en-GB
So, I copied it from heaven right?

No matter how you modify your post, it's fake.


Look at him, he even changed the site posted before.

This is serious!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: British High Commission In Nigeria Recruiting by ify2016: 7:35am On Apr 25, 2016
ofesko121:
all this people with who else has applied
Don't mind them

Everything na awash.
Fake !!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: British High Commission In Nigeria Recruiting by ify2016: 7:12am On Apr 25, 2016
Seun and moderators. what is happening to you guys.


I was shocked to see this snapshot on clicking on the application.

Imaging appearing on the front page without proper scrutiny.

Very pathetic !!!!

Jobs/Vacancies › Are Nigerian Youths Really Cheated In Governance. Share your Opinion. by ify2016(op): 9:00pm On Apr 24, 2016
Please kindly specify the category you belong and qualification so that we can determine if Nigeria governments are truly guilty of reckless abandoned.

1. Fully Employed

2. Under employed

3. Unemployed
Health › Re: Drug Or Injections: Which Do You Prefer? by ify2016: 4:27pm On Apr 24, 2016
Without 5 able Nurse to hold me tight in the hospital, injection is impossible. I hate it with great passion.

Just give me bucket of drug and I will just swallow them all within 2mins.
Education › Re: Lauretta Obakpolor, UNIBEN's S.U.G President by ify2016: 6:27pm On Apr 23, 2016
Produke:
She is Lauretta Obakpolor,a 400 level student of Pharmacy,The outspoken,bold and charismatic Lauretta won five other contestants to emerge the winner of the polls.Uniben students eschewed gender bias and voted her because she was arguably the best of all six candidates,she is the second woman to lead the Students' Union Government.She won her closest rival Iyekekpolor Clifford Efosa by a margin of over 800 votes.This is a pointer to the Nigerian society that women can excel politically if Lauretta could win amidst gender descrimination from opponents.
No one is like Chinelo and will never be.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Emergency! Plz Help Me With My Gotv Decoder Now by ify2016: 1:02pm On Apr 23, 2016
My GOTV SOUND IS NOT TALKING. THOUGH, I HAVE 100 FREE STATIONS SO FAR BUT MY SOUND IS ZERO. WHAT CAN I DO SIR?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ify2016: 1:07pm On Apr 22, 2016
AbuAbdullah21:
i have done that still oh
Mine was like thus: Username: my email address, PSWD: DARR and 12 digit phone number. Replace all your O alphabet with 0 number .

It might just be minor error
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ify2016: 4:29am On Apr 22, 2016
AbuAbdullah21:
Hi guys i filled the registration form. i was sent the username and password. i have been trying to log in to continue the registration i am been told that incorrect username and password. please what could be the issue. tanks
Change the first alphabet in your yahoo ID from small letter to a capital one. I experienced the same but later did so.
Nairaland General › Please Nairalanders, Advice Me. by ify2016(op): 7:15pm On Apr 21, 2016
Just got this mail not quiet long and I want my good Nairaland people to tell me if this people are 419 or what. I don't know how they got my mail self.

Don't only read and go, advice me o.

Foreign Affairs › 90 Amazing Facts That Will Shock You As Queen Elizabeth II Turns 90 Today by ify2016(op): 6:03am On Apr 21, 2016
Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning British
monarch, turns 90 Thursday. In celebration of her
birthday, here are 90 facts about her life:

1. She was born at 2:40 a.m. on April 21, 1926, at
17 Burton St. in Mayfair, London.

2. She was christened Elizabeth Alexandra Mary at
Buckingham Palace on May 29, 1926.

3. Elizabeth was named after her mother.

4. In 1930, then-Princess Elizabeth's sister
Margaret Rose was born.

5. When King Edward VIII abdicated the throne to
marry Wallis Simpson, Elizabeth's father became
King George VI.

6. After the 1936 abdication, Princess Elizabeth
became first in line to the throne.

7. During World War II, Elizabeth and sister
Margaret moved to Windsor Castle for their safety.

8. Elizabeth was educated at home.

9. She studied constitutional history and law,
preparing for her future role as queen.

10. She was also instructed in religion by the
Archbishop of Canterbury.

11. Princess Elizabeth and Prince Philip met at a
wedding in 1934.

12. Elizabeth learned how to drive in 1945.

13. Elizabeth and Philip, the Duke of
Edinburgh, were married at Westminster Abbey on
November 20, 1947.

14. For a while, Elizabeth and Philip enjoyed a
somewhat normal existence in Malta between 1949
and 1951. Philip was an officer in the
Mediterranean Fleet.

15. Elizabeth became queen when King George VI
died in February 1952.

16. In 1953, Elizabeth II attended her first football
match (FA Cup Final).

17. Elizabeth have four children (Prince
Charles, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew and Prince
Edward).

18. She has made five official visits to the United
States during her reign.

19. Elizabeth II has answered over 3.5 million items
of correspondence.

20. She has owned over 30 corgis. Her first dog
was named Susan.

21. Elizabeth says Prince Phillip has been her
"strength and stay" during her reign.

22. The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh became
the first couple in the Royal Family to celebrate 60
years of marriage, also known as their diamond
wedding anniversary.

23. For her Diamond Jubilee in 2012, the queen
received over 120,000 cards, letter and gifts.

24. Her coronation was the first to be televised in
England.

25. Her great-grandson Prince George calls her
"Gan-Gan."

26. The oldest recipient of a message from the
queen was a man from Canada who turned 116 in
December 1984.

27. Elizabeth carries cash in her purse only on
Sundays; she donates money to her church.

28. The queen learned of her father's death while
she was in Kenya.

29. The last British governor of New South Wales
made three films, entitled Long to reign over
us about Elizabeth's accession and coronation

30. She was coronated in Westminster Abbey in
June 1953.

31. It was raining during her coronation.

32. Drives through London, visits to Scotland,
Northern Ireland and Wales, and a review of the
fleet at Spithead followed the coronation.

33. In three months in 1977, to celebrate the 25th
anniversary of her accession, Elizabeth went on six
tours that took her through 36 counties in the
UK and Northern Ireland.

34. In that same year, her travels continued
overseas to countries including Australia, New
Zealand, Papua New Guinea and other countries.

35. That year, it's estimated that the queen and
the Duke of Edinburgh traveled 56,000 miles.

36. That June, she lit a a bonfire beacon that
began a chain of celebratory beacons across the
country.

37. The next day, after making a speech during
which she declared she had no regrets in taking on
her responsibilities, 4,000 street and village parties
were reported to have been held across the
country.

38. In 2002, she celebrated 50 years of reign.

39. During that year, she visited every region of the
UK, as well as many other countries.

40. June 2002 was the main focus of the
celebration, and involved services as well as two
concerts including artists such as Paul McCartney
and Elton John.

41. During Elizabeth's 80th-birthday celebrations,
she held a "Children's Party at the Palace" and
invited 2,000 kids.

42. On April 19, two days before her birthday, she
invited guests who also turned 80 years old
to Buckingham Palace.

43. She spent April 21 meeting the crowds in
Windsor before a family dinner, with fireworks.

44. During the year, she received almost 40,000
birthday messages from the public.

45. For the queen's 60th wedding anniversary, she
returned to her honeymoon location, Broadlands in
Hampshire; she and Philip recreated their wedding
photos.

46. The Queen's Diamond Jubilee Trust took
donations for initiatives like Queen's Young
Leaders.

47. The queen's favorite animals are horses and
dogs.

48. She regularly attends both the Derby at Epsom
and the Summer Race Meeting at Ascot.

49. Elizabeth owns and breeds thoroughbreds and
often watches her horses race at other events,
where they have won numerous times.

50. She also is interested in Scottish country
dancing, and she gives annual dances for the
community.

51. She gives to almost 40 animal-related
organizations as well as almost 90 medical and
health-care charities, in addition to the hundreds of
other organizations she is involved with.

52. The queen celebrates her birthday twice —
once in April and once in June — because
sovereign birthdays are often celebrated twice
when not naturally in the summer.

53. Once a week for an hour, she meets with
Britain's prime minister.

54. The queen speaks fluent French.

55. Norman Hartnell designed the queen's wedding
and coronation gowns, as well as her dress for her
first visit to the U.S. as monarch.

56. Queen Elizabeth II is the 40th monarch since
William the Conqueror was crowned in 1066.

57. There have been 12 U.S. presidents since she
first began her reign.

58. There have been seven Roman Catholic popes
during her time as monarch.

59. The queen was a Girl Guide as a child, as well
as a Sea Ranger (a portion of Girl Guides dedicated
to sailing).

60. Elizabeth has 30 godchildren.

61. Queen Elizabeth II became the first British
monarch to visit China in 1986.

62. She sent her first email in 1976 from a British
research facility.

63. Since she began her reign, there have been
six Archbishops of Canterbury.

64. She bred a corgi with a dachshund and created
the dorgi, and has continued to breed them since.

65. The queen once had to demote a footman for
putting whiskey and gin in one of her corgi's water
bowls.

66. She is the oldest to celebrate 60 years in the
crown, second only to Queen Victoria who
celebrated the milestone at 77.

67. In summer 2005, she opened the first children's
trail in the Buckingham Palace garden.

68. The British Monarchy Youtube channel
launched in 2007 and has almost 56 million
views and more than 150,000 subscribers.

69. The queen is the only person in the UK who
doesn't need a driver's license or a license plate to
drive.

70. Elizabeth also does not need a passport to
travel internationally.

71. As a princess, Elizabeth drove a truck and
trained as a mechanic in World War II.

72. Whales, dolphins, porpoises and sturgeons are
considered “Fishes Royal" and therefore the
property of the monarch when caught within three
miles of the UK coast.

73. The queen, when gifted rare animals such as
jaguars, donates them to the London Zoo.

74. To pay for her wedding dress materials, she
collected rationing coupons.

75. She has visited more than 115 countries.

76. After visiting Belfast in 2014, she referenced
her June Game of Thrones set tour in her
Christmas message. She even met some of the
actors.

78. Her love of dogs came from her great-
great grandmother Queen Victoria, who owned
dachshunds and Scottish collies.

79. Only five other British kings and queens have
ruled for 50 years or more.

80. Since her rule began, she has visited Edinburgh
nearly every year during Holyrood Week. She stays
in the Palace of Holyroodhouse.

81. Queen Elizabeth II has given royal assent to, or
passed, more than 3,500 Acts of Parliament after
passed by the houses of Lords and Commons.

82. The queen has visited the Vatican three times,
most recently to visit Pope Francis in 2014.

83. The Royal Yacht Britannia traveled over
1 million miles in the more than 40 years it was in
use by the royal family — that's an average of
25,000 miles a year.

84. The queen has traveled overseas more than
250 times.

85. Elizabeth has attended every Parliament
opening with the exception of two, during which
she was expecting two of her children.

86. Two of the more recent prime ministers were
born during her reign: Tony Blair and David
Cameron were born in 1953 and 1966, respectively.

87. Her love of horses began with a gift of a pony
for her third birthday.

88. The queen usually receives around 60,000
letters a year.

89. She made a radio broadcast in 1940 at the age
of 14.

90. The queen and the Duke of Edinburgh have
sent more than 45,000 Christmas cards.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Sources: Royal.gov.uk; USA TODAY research

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ify2016(op): 11:08am On Apr 20, 2016
lexyclasy:
Please for section number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.
Correction is noted. But also try and change the word "refer" and replace it with do I "mean".

Thanks for your understanding. Sometimes mistake is always inevitable and I don't think the above word ( filing) is wrong.
Jobs/Vacancies › 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ify2016(op):
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by ify2016: 9:17pm On Apr 16, 2016
airmata:
I have unzipped d pq,
Download it
Thanks but the Airforce usually ask questions on current affairs. Pls try and get more genuine one for us. God bless you
Politics › Re: Nigerian States By Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) - 2015 by ify2016: 12:22pm On Apr 15, 2016
scholes0:
This is the latest report by the Nigeria Bureau of Statistics on the amount of Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) by Nigerian states for the 2015 fiscal economic year.
Again, It's me Scholes0, Your Nairaland Statistician General

State Rank: ---------: Amount in ₦
_________________________________________

1: Lagos State: 268,224,782,435
2: Rivers State: 82,101,298,408
3: Delta State: 40,805,656,911
4: Ogun State: 34,596,446,519
5: Edo State: 19,117,468,369
6: Enugu State: 18,081,014,527
7: Oyo State: 15,663,514,824
8: A/Ibom State: 14,791,175,253
9: Anambra State: 14,791,175,253
10: Kano State: 13,611,853,935
11: Cross River State: 13,567,122,507
12: Abia State: 13,349,444,263
13: Kaduna State: 11,536,729,988
14: Ondo State: 10,098,000,000
15: Bayelsa State: 8,713,516,526
16: Osun State: 8,072,966,446
17: Benue State: 7,631,789,841
18: Kwara State: 7,178,922,182
_______________

19: Plateau State: 6,937,349,802
20: Kogi State: 6,776,580,756
21: Sokoto State: 6,224,448,122
22: Niger State: 5,975,149,921
23: Katsina State: 5,791,008,741
24: Imo State: 5,472,581,634
25: Bauchi State: 5,393,721,996
26: Jigawa State: 5,081,424,105
27: Gombe State: 4,784,605,861
28: Adamawa State: 4,451,736,117
29: Nasarawa State: 4,281,701,806
30: Taraba State: 4,155,053,816
31: Kebbi State: 3,592,406,108
32: Borno State: 3,530,261,222
33: Ekiti State: 3,297,707,703
34: Zamfara State: 2,741,632,541
35: Yobe State: 2,251,330,427
36: Ebonyi State: No Data for 2015
_______________________________________

TOTAL: (2014):707,857,998,395.88
(2015): 682,671,578,878.52
IGR Growth difference 2014/2015 -3.69%

Source Nigeria Bureau of Statistics website
Download Page: http://www.nigerianstat.gov.ng/report/387
042 no dey carry last.

I love this State like God
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 11:53am On Apr 15, 2016
damzy88:
Ikorodu
After Agric bus stop as if you are going to Maryland. Just at the First Mallo Filling station before Ogolonto traffic light junction when you are moving from Ikorodu.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 11:44am On Apr 15, 2016
kenobi007:
why didnt u just drop it urslf since u are already at abuja
Lol.
Temporary not in Abuja right now
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 12:30am On Apr 15, 2016
Roseey0:
What physical address did you write on the envelop?
Where do you stay so that I can link you to any of their branches in Lagos
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 10:15pm On Apr 14, 2016
damzy88:
undecided lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided undecided In this tough Nigeria.
My budget was 2k but when i got there, it was a different ball game.

God help us all
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by ify2016: 7:30pm On Apr 14, 2016
damzy88:
Thats great. Please anyone that has sent from Lagos should let us know.
DHL from Lagos to Abuja. I spent 4600
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by ify2016: 6:22pm On Apr 14, 2016
freshyabstel:
hi guys, plsss how Or whr do i submit my guarantor's letter. plsss help
Until you're shortlisted .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by ify2016: 2:53pm On Apr 14, 2016
Fadolistic:
Anybody , any one please send me form thingy - frankfounder@gmail.com
Just two click and you are good to go.

http://www.npfcareers2016.net/home.html
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by ify2016: 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2016
prettymaxy:
pls OK, I have not filled the guarantors form, just heard about it. pls can u send it to prettymaxy@yahoo.com.
after fill in it were do I submit it
Just two click and you are good to go.

http://www.npfcareers2016.net/home.html
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by ify2016:
Mucokey:
viqueta:
sorry guys have not been online, now am ready to send the question, just quote this comment with ur email address so that i can send it to a large number of people rather than sending it batch by batch


Mucokey@yahoo.com
Thankx

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