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NevetsIbot:
okay.. Thanks. But it will be hard telling her mother. Ion even think I can bring myself to say her daughter does things like grinding and all. Its even wierd tellinga friend sev talkless of her mum.

You don't have to say shes grinding her waist etc.

Tell the mom that her daughter is playful and plays with you but you've noticed she loves to pull down her pants when she plays and you've been correcting her but you felt she needs to know so she can correct her herself. A discerning mom should know . . .

Daura cow book-keeping
Names of Noise makers
Names of Kwarrupt PDP members.

Saraki,Fayose and FFK have a full page dedicated to each of them.

Forgive them but deal with them from afar.

May God comfort her loved ones.

I used to laugh when people cancel appointments because they had Malaria as I see it as mere malaria. . .Now I know better.

A 5 years old does all that @ OP

stop playing with the girl.
Tell her mother directly not the pastor or another third party. The less people involved, the better and safer for you.
You however need to pick your words wisely and carefully when telling the mom. Don't act like you're so sure the girl is sexually active/they failed in their duties etc on her, apply wisdom.

Mothers !!! Parents !!!! wake up.

driversng:
You can check here : www.driversng.com/hire-drivers or better still, you can get across to us at admin@driversng.com or call 08174612405

I already did. 6000 ngn for a day Normal charges in the Island is 2K with food or 3K max per day.

Self control is what every Nigerian driver should have. It's the most important attribute.

Sad this man died an avoidable death.

Rekyz:
This particular square pegs are not in round holes. They are yet to find a hole.

This is quite funny and same time true.

It's a beautiful Saturday here o. No rain thankfully and most importantly, no time to debate with alternate accounts , scammers United or butt hurt bitter souls.

Life is toooooooo beautiful.

STFUareyouG0d:
someone is really on heat. Ma'am, I'm not responsible for whatever problem you going through

Thank your stars I'm trying to avoid ban

Now do you God some glory and gerrarahia

So this is it?

You are suddenly scared of ban but left your brain in your arse earlier?

Monkey feeling funky.

STFUareyouG0d:
you sure you want this? I bet yur not ready for it.


I'll just leave you to your frustration

The same frustration that pushed you to quote me and type trash cos you pay for my Internet right?

Try ya luck tonight. Try.

STFUareyouG0d:
I'll pretend I didn't read that

I should care, right?

Next time, stay in your Lane.

Onegai:
My sister, abeg help tell them and answer this: true or false, old money doesn't live in Lekki but in Ikoyi, Lagos Island, Apapa and Ikeja? As in that's where their family homes are.

It's common knowledge na,Onegai.

Lekki 1,VGC and all the fancy estates in Lekki are occupied by new money.

STFUareyouG0d:
Bros what are you saying? Give you his matric number cuz of 3k? Smh



If you can't help, just STFU and leave the thread. He isn't forcing you to help anyways

So who is this swine?

Shiooor.

What are your charges like?

Saw dust? Is this not very risky?

I'd rather cook with firewood.

I thought it's only 9Ja politicians that are bald?

What's the motivation then for the lady rubbing the bald head if it's not gonna spit lots of money?

Good luck OP. Hilarious thread.

I agree with Onegai and Sambarry. Dressing simple is almost a crime in Nigeria; people would judge and address you based on what you wear (clothing, jewellery, footwear, perfume on you, hair down to make up) and type of car you drive.

Meanwhile, old serious money makes no noise. And funny enough, it's actually the broke but highly vain souls who are opportuned to see a few coins in their bank account that are the major culprits.

Alisteven:
Ify, i have explained to u. & u have seen i'm officially using the Name 'Ali'
See my Monicker. ''Alisteven.''
As for the name, u can see the 'S' is for Stephen.
While the Bank may have aligned it using the surname first.

I didn't expect evryone to be nice with me on the post both with words, advise and opinions.

So you surname is Allison or the bank decided to dash you another surname?

In the event that you are not lying, contact Aronewsonline, they will help you. That's a congregation of Aro people in Abuja.

Alisteven:
My dear, names alone doesn't depicts a man's origin.. I'm From Obinkita. & d name Ali, stands for Allison. Given to me by my late dad's godfather who happens to be his bestie too. That is, according to Legends... That is how i got the name. Else, u can call me Inyama whch is my tribal name.

I hear you.
Name on your bank account is Stephen Julius Ali while according to you, Ali stands for Allision.

So, you bear your grandfather's godfathers bestie surname? Interesting story, tell me more.

Why give him money when you can pay for his bus ticket online directly to the bus operators? ^^^

I don't believe his story because I know Aro people and there's no way his mother would die and none of them can provide him transportation to go home.Nay, not possible.

Keep evidence of the threat.
Tell your lawyer.
File a complain officially with the Nigerian Police preferably the force headquarters in your state.
Be a man, stay strong and street wise.

Another Ileya is fast approaching. . .

No money to buy even half plot. This economy na wao.

Anyhoos, Ileya ram, rice and owambe still sure.

Do I spank my children? Yes.

Anal gini?

No one comes near my nyash abeg. Who wanna deal with hemorrhoids?

So long as it hurts and is not enjoyable to you, your hubby should understand.

Try shoving three or four fingers down his nyash, that might make him "understand" how sweet it is. Lol

Alisteven:
Hello, my great Nairalanders/wonderful mods.
Please, with a heavy heart, i seek an assistance from my fellow Nairalanders. I'm a Student of Uni.Abuja. 200L Public Admin. Ali S. Julius by name. Last week, i lost my precious mum to the cold hands of death after battling a liver desease. (which now leaves me as an orphan)Her burial is on sat.3rd of Sept. At Arochukwu in Abia State. Since the news got to me, i've been trying to meet up by doing some menial jobs (Labour at Building Sites) to raise money. And to my greatest dismay, after three days of working, we, the labourers have not been paid. Even after explaining my ordeal to the Engr., he said until the contractor comes. Which according to him is next week.
I know times are hard everywhere, but please, let one or two persons help me with #3,000 to take a night bus down to east and pay her that last respect. Let the love and value of a mother touch u. Please.
Account Name: Ali S. Julius.
Account No: 2089570447.
Bank: UBA


Mods, Please do the needful and let my helper assist me, please.
Thank you.

You are from Arochukwu and bear Ali? Interesting.

Which village in Aro?

This is bad and unfortunately, more to follow . . .

Sad and bad days ahead.

See my Boy,Bosun of Cchub and Truppr. I think the main reason Mark came to 9ja is Andella.

Happy for him

Pay your landlord 6 months rent in advance now that way, when and if things get bad and you fail to pay your rent as and when due,s/he will give you enough time to get yourself together.

Stock up your kitchen.

You and wify need to look for and get a job. Never go into biz with your last cash, paid employment with guaranteed income at each month end for atleast one year then you can think of investing in your education,business or whatever .

Child dedication? Obviously a joke. Lol