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Hope you used a condom

Go back to her house and find out why abi?
Perhaps she's just acting up, you didn't spend as she expected on the said shopping or you weren't man enough in bed . . .

Btw, did you call or text her?or you think that just cos you made her moan, she'll come running back to you?

Python pillow simply means I slept on a python thinking it was pillow.

As for your other question, perhaps you should ask any Nnewi guy around you if they use salt to "remove" python from their homes.

Let's keep it coming guys.


@topic, Blenco supermarket @ 72 ogunlana drive, Surulere needs a sales boy or girl.

^no bi small thing. A whole Odenigbo

@topic, I've slept with a "python pillow" when I was 11 @ otolo Nnewi. On waking and because of an early oreintation and information by my aunt who was my host, I calmly walked to the kitchen, got some salt and sprinkled from my bed to the door. The Python quietly crawled out.

ogugua88: Is the bolded the same as "onwero ife na eme"?

Yes, they're same.

Nothing dey happen

Idowuogbo: Kai! Wey I for get learning fast?

Ogugua, if u laugh hen!

But wait o, afam! Ndigbo and ndi Igbo... Y'all getting me all confused na! Can u space it out?

Ndi Igbo is the right way. 2 words.

ogugua88: I found my old notebook. Before my blackberry was stolen, *cries*, I was learning Igbo from my cousin via BBM who stays in Abuja. I scribbled a bunch of phrases down and practiced them. I'll go ahead and share some common ones (correct me/us if any are wrong):

Chelu m biko. A nu'm a bia. (Wait for me, please. I am coming [as in "I'll be back" and not what you dutty people have in mind lol])

E' na nu? (You understand?)

E' nu go? (You hear me?)

A nu gom. (I have heard.)

Ula o na tu gi? (Are you tired/is sleep catching you?)

Jisie ike na olu. (Keep up the good work/stay strong at work.)

A gwa gom gi. (I told you.)

A nom ya. (I'm alright.)

Bia ebe a. (Come here.) <--- my mother's favorite.

Gbanye oku. (Turn on the light.)

Gbanyuo oku. (Turn off the light.)

Biko, e weni iwe. (Please, don't be angry. Or, excuse me [begging pardon].)

Nye m aka! (Help!/Give me a hand!)

A ghotaghim. (I don't understand).

nice. Some corrections :

I na-anu ? = are you hearing. . .

I nu go?= have you heard ?

Ura/ula a na-atu gi= are you feeling sleepy?

A gwago m gi= I have told you.

A gwara m gi= I told you.

Biko, e wena/wela iwe=please don't be angry.

Nyelu/nyere m aka= help me.

When I have time, I'll give a lesson on the prepositions (na, ga, kwa, etc) and how to use them(with an apostrophe ' or a hypen - )

Dalu nu.

ebankole: @kails
I don't really ken what u mean by untrue but if its about accomodating acceptance on the part of nigeria/ns as a nation i may have to disagree with u,really patriotism aside this is a well known fact that nigeria/ans are wholly accomodating and we so much love outsiders in general.Do your research,and have ever visited nigeria?
cheers

unfortunately, they are right.

The only time you see akata's here is when they have to "earn money" from us.

We'll have to start rebuilding and rebranding from home before claiming anyone as one of us.

jamace: Akamba mma, emem odu ye afo.

yak emem Abasi odu ye afo nko.

Amin.

Ok.

Hmmmn. You can now read my mind and predict my action

You got it wrong, boy.

Hehe.

Nld is the only place one can be "actively bored"

^ who said anything about "donating" , oga Mynd?

Lol.

E rerem ya na Tosh but unfortunately, ego m retara ha abuo was only enough i ji zuo "mkpo utaba ato, otu udu nmai ngwo na otu isi ewu" .

Gbakozia

Maria, kedu ka service si aga?

Your wife had "only" CS according to you so I guess the bill was fair enough

Is your wife not working?did you borrow money to offset the hospital bills, for child naming party or ?

You can't get a soft loan from your company?
Were you given a quit notice in your house and why?
Where do you stay and where are you looking at to relocate ?

Were you guys banned because of "Ninglish" ?

If yes, its an open and closed case.

Wow, suddenly nobody trusts anyone Gotta love nld.


I can leave my kids without any fears in the care of my nanny, MIL, mom,siblings , SIL's. I do have sane adults around me.

Lovely.

Where are you based at ?

I never knew the festival is still celebrated till a few days ago when I saw a documentary.

It seems the next Festac would be held in 2014 and I'll sure love to visit.

Unu ga-enye m ego m tupu m buchite ballot boxes.

Ozokwa,a na m enye unu obere oge i kwu m ugwo m. M lee anya unu ma ahughi , a gam eresi ndi Yoruba ballot boxes ahu maka n'ahu m choro ego ngwa ngwa.

Oge adighi!

Funny replies .

@topic, not sure about the 70% claim by the OP.I think it should be within 45 - 55% range. We are the most populous black country and that should be factored in too.

I have an observation though; how come we don't have "black Americans" returning home or identifying with Nigeria as they do in other African countries :-/

I've heard of some African Americans having holiday homes in Ghana, Gambia, Senegal , Cape Verde and actually visiting those countries et all, can same be said of Nigeria ?most African Americans living here are those connected to us by marriage . One would expect that the search for their anthentic and ancestral roots would attract them to Nigeria

Good morning =ututu oma/ i bola chi?/ i sala chi?

Good night = ka chi boo/ ka chi foo. (3 words )

Deme Eze Promoe.

Önu ogugu contd:
100= nari
101= otu nari na otu
102=otu nari na abuo. . .
110=otu nari na iri
112=otu nari na iri na otu
113= otu nari na iri na ato. . .
120=otu nari na iri abuo
122=otu nari na iri abuo na abuo
124=otu nari na iri abuo na ano. . .
130= otu nari na iri ato
135=otu nari na iri ato na ise. . .
140=otu nari na iri ano
141=otu nari na iri ano na otu. . .
150=otu nari na iri ise

^ a wicked one at that.

Greed!
I just hope they don't produce a child with this their corrupt, evil mindset.

What a couple.

Clemzy16: The best way to avoid being cheated is to always but the fuel with a measurement litre before you turn the fuel inside the tank. I think that'll will go a long way to avoiding being cheated in the filling stations.

won't work.
They'll say the gallon is big or have expanded.

@topic, no point knowing. What are you gonna do with the knowledge?

LOL. must have been some super solid upper cut blow. It first rattles your teeth, vibrates the head,leaves resounding echos on the ear before uprooting one or two teeth.

One dentist somewhere would be smiling to the banks soon. Ones man missing teeth is another mans saving grace.

Good one. Education is a never ending "school" .

Ank and eze Only Truth, well understood. I hope the eze and eze nwanyi elect are taking notes. It'll help them in future.

Moving on, I think we have to tackle once-and-for-all, "conditions for disqualification of candidates" . After basic profiling, what next?