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Clairette:
@Baby.me
I live in Uyo and i witnessed the crises live yesterday. It's not about GEJ, but Gov. Akpabio. He doesn't want other aspirant to campaign in his hometown and that is so not right. I witnessed the kind of chaos i've never seen yesterday,may God help Akwa Ibom and free us from Akpabio and his evil antics.


You sure prefer darkness. Akpabio has no evil antics. He's got the State at heart otherwise he wouldnt transformed d State within 3yrs. What else do u ask for
.Nt as i9f I'm supporting the uproar-however, what does anyone else(part from Akpabio) desire in Ikot Ekpene that was abandonned for over two decades?
Akpabio came in and in less than two yrs Ik. was transformed for better. Pls dont be biased, act n talk rightly.

Sorry,but If he really stopped anyone from campaigning in any part of the state then he is a bully. .
If he actually transformed the state as you claimed then why is he scared of competition?
Sad,5 souls just wasted their lives for some selfish politicians.

hornyimam:
huh what. I got 2 wives and my 2nd mother in law is hot and sexy

Mu he he
4somes wud be just great.

[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=627882.msg7971234#msg7971234 date=1300897221]Ohakim is a Natural Disaster happening in Imo State[/quote]GBAM.

Is this Buka or Restaurant?
Me na only mama-put and buka I dey chop

hornyimam:
what do i do because my 2nd mother in law is after me. she want to sleep with me but i dont want even though i am tempted. what do i do.

huh?

Osgilliat:
so you all dont know snake tomato,shame on ya.go back to school.

You for real?

Demdem:
Better stiil, someone should kindly show us how it looks like.

sexy74:
yes ooh let see it.

snake tomatoes

dayokanu:
hmm

All u got to say? You were pleasantly surprised,Mr closet Chauvinist.
If you are however thinking of playing with some boobi then later come confess,you berra kill that dream before it kills you.
We go take otapiapia rub the booby take send u home,guilty as charged.
How is our Iyawo and which time una go give me omo-lo-omo?
@BB,please ooooo,take ur roving eyes away from Dayo.Hes been long since bought,sealed and delivered . . .na beg I dey beg.
Thank yous.

queend:
I need an avenue to let out my anger.

And to add salt to injury, he still wants to keeps d lady as friend.

How did u reach this conclusion  

If you are still interested in this marriage:
Wait for the dust to settle,don't rush things or rush ur husband to make decisions.
Talk less,act more.You don't necessarily have to issue ultimatums abt this issue,Action works and says lots.
You know the loopholes  from which this woman crawls in,block it all off and make urself available for all the services she had been offering.Kill the friendship without talking,make her useless by becoming useful in all the areas where it appears she had the upper hand.
If she comes to prophesy in ur home,please become a prophetess too and counter all her prophesy right in her presence,match her,strength for strength without going violent or as much as saying much.
You no bi woman again   use every and all things God has blessed u with to corner and make ur husband submit to only ur prophesy    he no go even know when he end dat friendship.

OR .  . .If you really don't care much abt the marriage:
Tell him he has to stop and kill the relationship with the woman,by force or issue threats.
Call or visit the woman and warn her(fight allowed) to stay away from ur home and husband.
Tell ur Pastor,friends and Family.
If all don't work get urself a  man friend too.

If I were you,I wud stoop to conquer.  
Im yet to hear of a folklore where the tortoise died a loser . . .cunny man die na cunny man dey bury am.  

mukina2:
check in  your bag

I  am confused, because no mod collects money from anyone for anything.

Maybe the poster is confused.

Poster
if anyone collected money from you or anyone on behalf of Nl go collect your money back from them. We do not collect money from anyone for anything,

We . . .who and who?
So seun don make u shareholder for nld?   . . .
Nld is now owned by Mukinatudeen Oluwaseun Port Loko.  
I think OP is just fooling ard,collect money from him for what?to start abi reply to threads?

otokx:
The gate man should be arrested for negligence on 3 counts.

Why?
He for collect the bullet or sacrifice him life?Im assuming that gateman = baton,catapult,cutlass,bow,arrow and jazz. lol
I could be wrong though.

Haha

deols:
I strongly disagree with you. If the only person knowledgeable enough in that organisation is a woman, would you rather accept that the men continue in their ignorance and disallow a woman the position to guide them? In as much as the woman is not asked to lead them in prayer or do unIslamic things, she's good to go.

Couldn't have said it better myself. 

bilms:
In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

[5:1] O you who believe, you shall fulfill your covenants. Permitted for you to eat are the livestock, except those specifically prohibited herein. You shall not permit hunting throughout Hajj pilgrimage. GOD decrees whatever He wills.

[5:2] O you who believe, do not violate the rites instituted by GOD, nor the Sacred Months, nor the animals to be offered, nor the garlands marking them, nor the people who head for the Sacred Shrine (Ka`bah) seeking blessings from their Lord and approval. Once you complete the pilgrimage, you may hunt.* Do not be provoked into aggression by your hatred of people who once prevented you from going to the Sacred Masjid. You shall cooperate in matters of righteousness and piety; do not cooperate in matters that are sinful and evil. You shall observe GOD. GOD is strict in enforcing retribution.

This day [all] good foods have been made lawful, and the food of those who were given the Scripture is lawful for you and your food is lawful for them. And [lawful in marriage are] chaste women from among the believers and chaste women from among those who were given the Scripture before you, when you have given them their due compensation, desiring chastity, not unlawful sexual intercourse or taking [secret] lovers. And whoever denies the faith - his work has become worthless, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.


Strongest among men in enmity to the believers wilt thou find the Jews and Pagans; and nearest among them in love to the believers wilt thou find those who say, "We are Christians": because amongst these are men devoted to learning and men who have renounced the world, and they are not arrogant.



And you will certainly find that the people most hostile against the believers are the Jews and the ones who ascribe partners to Allah. You will certainly find that the closest of them in friendship with the believers are those who say, .We are Christians, That is because among them there are priests and monks,46 and because they are not arrogant.

Thou wilt find the most vehement of mankind in hostility to those who believe (to be) the Jews and the idolaters. And thou wilt find the nearest of them in affection to those who believe (to be) those who say: Lo! We are Christians. That is because there are among them priests and monks, and because they are not proud.


And do not argue with the People of the Scripture except in a way that is best, except for those who commit injustice among them, and say, "We believe in that which has been revealed to us and revealed to you. And our God and your God is one; and we are Muslims [in submission] to Him."

If you say because they insult islam, that why you did that:

Revile not those unto whom they pray beside Allah lest they wrongfully revile Allah through ignorance. Thus unto every nation have We made their deed seem fair. Then unto their Lord is their return, and He will tell them what they used to do. ⇨

And do not abuse those whom they call upon besides Allah, lest exceeding the limits they should abuse Allah out of ignorance. Thus have We made fair seeming to every people their deeds; then to their Lord shall be their return, so He will inform them of what they did.

@Bolded,did what?
To a great extent,Ignorance and maybe in-born vile is to be blamed here.IMO
How can I possibly hate or make an enemy out of someone just cos he does not share my beliefs?
I love the last sentence of the OP's post,sums it all up:
We made fair seeming to every people their deeds; then to their Lord shall be their return, so He will inform them of what they did.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=628943.msg7965606#msg7965606 date=1300828598]when they constrict the chest, the victim gets asphyxiated and cant make a sound. Or suffers cardiac arrest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constriction[/quote]Informative,thank you.

dayokanu:
I swear both of una fit well well.

One day When she was Almondjoy, She curse one of my friend so tay the guy had to tell me to help him cuss her back.

LOL
I know that friend and i know the thread

donline:
watch this out

so called moderator on naraland " started collecting money from some people in computer section"

Whats this supposed to mean

angel 200:
INTELLIGENT ADVICE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE,THIS IS HER STORY, l meant my boyfriend an igbo boy in 2005,he was new in Europe,and an illegal immigration like me,we were neighbours in the same building,we stated dating,he lives in the 1st floor why l live in the second floor,l live alone,he was living with a friend,so he is always in my house,he was the only boy l have ever truly loved,3 months into our relationship,he propose marriage to me l accepted,cos l was blind in love,he want a child,l stop taking my pills and that same month i was pregnant,that was when l realised that l am making a big mistake,we both,don't have a job and resident permit,l have a white man,who has been taking care of all my needs since 2002,he is 22 yrs older than me.he paid my house rent and give me monthly allowance,so l don't lack anything,l told my igbo lover the truth from day 1,he knows everything,what will happen if this man finds out that l am pregnant for sure is not his baby,cos l don't sleep with him without condon.so l decide to terminate the pregnancy,it was my first abortion,,l almost died,l used my girl friend
hospital documents ,and he was born,1976 and l was born 1981,so they actually gave me overdoes,l almost die and then they call my fiance,l lie to him that l have an oval kest,when he arrive to the hospital ,he finds out the truth,l have no other choice than to tell him what happened,he was angry at first then he said he will forgive me on one condition,l should move in with him,so that will get married.l was confused,but l cant do without this man,if l say no,it is over between us,how will l live,my igbo boyfriend,told me not to worry that god will see us through;l refuse,and so l choice comfort instead of love,l move in with my white man ,who was financially OK,we get married and l have a kid for him,then l was miserable,l don't love him,but l have everything and l don't lack anything,so in 2008 my ex contacted me,l was more than happy,l will never forget that day,it was as if a dream come true,l took my car and rush to see him,he lives 1h30Min's from me,that was it,we stated dating again,he was still single,he told me he finds it difficult to carry on after our separation,but alot have change,he has his own personal apartment ,a resident permit,and a job.he ask me to divorce my hubby and marry him since l was not happy in my marriage,l need time to think,so will started dating again,this time around,we see twice in a month,it was fun,but the most difficult was the fact that l have to lie to my husband,somethings l spend the weekend with my igbo lover,and my hubby will be alone with our baby,is difficult to lie to an innocent man,who means me no harm,but l don't love him,l am miserable in my marriage,but l cant live him to marry my igbo lover,l love my lifestyle of the rich and l can intend to give all this always for love,so l don't know what to do,since two days now,my igbo boyfriend dont want to talk to me again,his phone is off,he said,l destroy his life,he said he is 35 and single because of me,that l should live him alone,l love this boy,but l am confused,my husband love me so much,he is a good husband and a good father,he has been there for me,he picked me from nowhere,he carried all my burnden,he makes me who l am today,he gave me that life l have always dream of,but l don't love him,l tried so hard,will are incompatible,so l am very sad in my married,l love my igbo lover,ever if he has nothing to offer me,l love him,l cant imagine my life without him,l don't know what to do,advice pls,l am too confused

You GF is an ingrate and a child.She above all things needs to grow up.
Whats it with the Igbo guy that she can't get over
My sympathies to the white guy . . .he deserves someone better.

Smartrizz:
Tnx for your response, I don't want to give it to a wedding planner. How do i start? what and what do I need to put into consideration

why
Have u thought of family and friends?
Planning and executing ain't same . . .You can plan but give it out to someone else to execute.

Ujujoan:
Did u give urs to a wedding planner? I always think it'll be more expensive especially for those on a tight budget!

Nope.
State the budget to the wedding planner and s/he wud work with it.

queend:
My husband made a confession to me after sex last  nite. There was a lady whom he claims is just a friend and who always came to the house when I travelled abroad to have the baby last year. He told me last nite that he almost slept with her twice. He said he got to the extent of sucking her bosoms but he got scared and didn't finish.

What beats me is that in the past whenever I complained abt this lady's constant visit he told me that she was a strong christian and was encouraging him spiritually and even prays and sends bible verses to him. He also told me that everyone is not like me that if I don't trust myself alone with a man some ppl do trust themselves.

Again b4 I gave birth this lady told him that she had a dream that I died that he shld pray. Later she tld his friend that she was in love with him.

I am really angry. I couldn't sleep last nite. I had to sleep in the palour. I was still sulking this morning even though I gave him brkfast but he didn't show any remorse. He was more like feeling like a conqueror of women. I feel like taking my baby and leaving him.

I am soooo hurt.

Woman  . . . .done is done,Get over it,open your eyes,ears and nose,stay wise or LEAVE.
First off and the mistake we wives make most times . . .Please as much as possible,make sure that YOU are the closest pal/buddy/prayer partner/iman/juju priest/confidant your husband has . . .and vice versa.This is what courtship is for,u earn and stamp that position for urself . . .find ways to make him share every and all single details with you FIRST,don't let any mushroom prophet/ess,pastor or Iman take your position.And please don't tell me its not possible or its too late . . .start now(if u still want the marriage),be interested in what he does,if he is religious get religious too,pray with him,become his First and Only prophetess etc.

I can't say if this offense is worthy of a separation,divorce or not . . .you know the standards u set for urselves before and after marriage so the choice is urs.Mine is[b] IF [/b]you still want to stay,learn from this,tell him you appreciate his coming out clean with you but you expect much more from him in future.Stay wise.
As for the woman,pay her no mind,just talk with ur husband and agree that she wont come close to ur home or man again.

Billionaire left with his mum with just gateman ?

Life is not fair and so filled with ironies!
Some of us have actually not gotten as much as 'bonjour,how market'.LOL
whats the incentive here,status,money,puccie or all?
The babe sounded so sure of the source of the rumour,how so?If Wole doesn't come out to debunk this rumour and allegation,then he is guilty as charged.

romeo:
Hhahahaha "point and kill" na ato picisi!! onwere azu noo nso? Ify madam na umuaka di ok! biko kedu maka ndi be gi? eji m aka na aru di onye obula!

Hahahahaha . . .biko gwa [b]nnabuenyi [/b]gi ka o nwetu obere ndidi na easter erugo nso.
O na o oge nmenme ka a na enweta ezigbo azu . . .fresh things no bi re-cyled,cold room ice fish ooo
Mmadu a ga ahapu azu okpo,cod na okporoko je buru tiliapia philipines?LOL

Ndi be m no ofuma,udo di excess,Jah na achi.

^You well so?
How many u don born throway for rubber ?
So Debosky is now a Father ?Since when?Cheei . . . .that British Petroleum money wey i dey eye and draw plan for

y me:
Oh my God is this for real?
Nah! I dont think it is, for goodness sake how did the snake got hold of the baby? Where were the parents of the infant?
Goshhhh so many questions with no answer
Where the heck did that snake emerge from
Lord have mercy!! I feel like screaming right here

I share same sentiments and in fact doubting the authenticity of this story.
This is a Python or boa not a green snake we are talking abt here,they don't stray anyhow.How did it manage to find its way to the baby?Even If we assume,the couple stay close to the bush . . .the chances are still low as people that live in such places DO put in place protective measures against such disasters.
Besides,that baby must have cried alot when the python/boa was doing squeezing and constriction,no one heard
I also want to believe that If it were really a child in there,that boa/phython won't be in that condition . . .no matter what,the mother of the child wud have in rage sliced,diced and crushed or even roasted it in fiery furnace. . .atleast to give herself a lil'solace
Strange oooo.

ifihearam:
But where was the mother of the child ehn

These careless and useless mothers of these days,a litle child must be under the constant watch of a mother na.

Men
Now its about Mothers . . .the dad is ofcos making money,darn me.

[quote author=#Afanna link=topic=628380.msg7963767#msg7963767 date=1300810771]Strange things in igboland![/quote]Yes . . .Igbo land is very well populated and inhabited,figure it out.Onuku Nsugbe 

Johhhhh all da way . . .The Miz is a goner
Cenation can't wait for his funeral.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFMqK5XSmA

Marriage for the right reasons,at the right time and to the right person . . . .Blessing.
Get one of the above wrong . . .You have not only cursed urself but also inherited another genealogy's curse.

romeo:
Ifyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Onye njem is back, kedu onye ji umu asa igbo nile? hahahaha aru m choro otu asa (ndi otu E) lol, Ifysiempre ghotara m lol

UmuIgbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Usu Rome
Gracious muchacha
Ndi otu e di surplus ka udo ebe a,ihe anyi nozi ugbu a bu point and kill.
Kedu maka Madam na umu aka,missed you lots honey

agabaI23:
Kedu ka eke si anya anwu?

Walahi,M kpata gi aka
Ihe m ga eme gi di otutu.

Umuigbo hi.
O digo nma already.

SoulTravel:
To all the ignorants saying Juju and other spiritual powers doesnt exist. Send me your full name and address and give me 3 nights

With your permission, I will leave several marks you will never forget

Mu he he.
Your Juju should be able to provide you all the information you need . . .
Bulls + shyte.

Most of the things typed here are bulls.
Once dead,forever gone!
Too much of religion and religious jargons,haba,how can one possibly become a victim of the dead and dreams.Very funny

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=628380.msg7957829#msg7957829 date=1300737383][size=14pt]

Enugu: Masquerades strip 2 women for wearing trousers[/size]
News Sunday, March 20, 2011


BY Tony Edike


ENUGU – WOMEN in Aku community, Igbo-Etiti Local Government Area of Enugu State are now living in fear, following violent attacks by Odo masqueraders, which stripped two women in broad day-light for allegedly wearing trousers.



http://odili.net/news/source/2011/mar/20/302.html

The scourge of the latest masquerade scare, which had raised security concern in parts of the state, according to sources, has become worse in Ugwunani village in Aku community, where a very dreaded Ocho-Oku diety linked to the Odo masquerade has been making life unbearable for residents, especially women.

A native of Aku told newsmen, that one of the two women stripped, whose name could not be ascertained was a visitor and that she was attacked at Eke Aku by the masqueraders, which completely removed her blouse and compelled her to pay a ransom of N1,700 to regain her freedom for wearing trousers in the area during the period of the Odo masquerade celebration.[/quote]@Bolded . .what area?A place/square earmarked for Odo masquerade celebration or what
@Topic,Limited information available but IF they were celebrating their whatever and it is against the rules for a woman to appear there on trousers then its cause and effect.Stripping the woman IMO is barbaric . . .they could have just fined her.

@OP,First meeting at their own home or at your guys place. 
Some people get caught on lingerie when mama pays an impromptu visit.First impression matters most huh 
My first meeting of my husbands folks at their home was very informal been that I have meet all but the dad on visits and sleeping overs.We were already at home with each other so the "meeting" was more of a legal reunion.
Keyword is to feel free,answer questions as clear and as honest as they come . . .most parents have ears for details and can store data so don't lie,answer their questions and ask them related questions abt themselves too.

Odunnu:
By faith, babez,by faith

LOL.
Don't be deceived,the guy Dayo took you to are not his parents oooo.Dat man na Ogbomosho plumber wey he sort with 2K to pose as him old man.