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dayokanu:
The bold checked

*clears throat*
mi ni soro rara,just joko-ing jejely.

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=558857.msg7238296#msg7238296 date=1291030669]Correction!!  I love big Nyansh, light skin & heavythigh womens [/quote]. . but your love for Igbos na to-die-for.
Anyways,Chris is  light skin ,do u do mens too?he comes with a bonus,"jerry-curl-hair"(no ooifeinse) 

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=558857.msg7237823#msg7237823 date=1291024366]he is IBO, off cause he will theif the moiney (no oofeinse)[/quote]Seriously Mr Crackles,does ur love for Igbo's supercede ur love for nyash,boo.bs and light skin womens?(no offeiince)

[quote author=Schrödinga link=topic=558550.msg7233300#msg7233300 date=1290958939]Dont blame the guy now, he has been in solitary confinement at Maiduguri prison since 1989, so house dont be surprised?[/quote]rofl

Uzzyan:
Nne i missed u too o. Besides onye ka i si gwara gi na ikomi tubara m ime. Chukwu zobz m biko nu, lol. M ga-agucha na january mgbe ahu m ga abuzi ''bigs girls''. Afubeghi romeo biko e beeea ka o jee zo o?
O tekwaa na ezigbo aka mu na gi kwuru o!!

lol@ big girls.
Romeo no na nga na ulo Juilet.January erugo nso,jisie ike,gbadokwa anya.
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg7224064#msg7224064 date=1290803834]Chei, credit crunch egbuolanu al Qaeda. Imagine na dede osama enweghi Ike Inye m common roadside bomb ka m ji gbapu ikomi uburu ya. Even IED di scarce. Economy agwula ebe ahu.

Chei, ndia anarala m Ify o.
Ala owerre nakwa e-checki- la o

agaghi m ekwe. Ka m gbaruo gaza na west bank. Ayi ga ahu ishi ya [/quote]Dede Dawuda Darfur is back
I missed u
@Ikomi,find ur levels,Oga m alotago .

paris10:
Nigerian Idol is on now. Enugu hasn't got talent at all.

Enough ugly people in that town o

Aiight.Cos u were fortunate enough to watch NI and one guy from Enugu did not live up to ur expectations,then the whole state becomes ugly and talentless?
Pls go get a lobotomy,its free and u are long overdue.

Strenght of a woman

plappville:
I have been wondering if u ladies with kids experience same thing as me.
Each time my kids are celebrating their birthday, nearly all members of my hubby family far and near will be calling sending gifts and all that from far and near to the kids.
Their grand parents that live about 400km away from us, always pay visit just to mark my kids birthday.

But on my side , no body will even call, sometimes i will remind them 2-3 days befor, because my hubby is begening to notice that they don't show up each time. And for my kids, i think they will feel loved only by their dad's family.
I am ashame and worried about this, i want to know from you ladies, does your family show love during your kids birthday They will only call when they need something from u, this is bad.

Quick question,Do u call or send them gifts on their own birthdays ?
Its no biggie though,the fact that they remember your children BD shows they care but if u feel so bad abt it,send them birthday goodies on your next bd and see if it wud help.
if i were u,i wud not let that bother me

azharuddin:
@ify
Have started learning arabic and how to recite the Quran, ?

Lazy me,for where?
Im still reciting in English ooh.
Hymen,Sallams.Long time.

valoval:
Am a 34 years old guy from Nigeria (IGBO), i came to Italy on 28 day of February 2008.I SOLD MY FATHER'S property to make this journey from Nigeria-Niger-Libya-Italy(ALL EXPENSE RETURNED AFTER 3 MONTHS OF MY WORKING ).I studied to integrate for one year and permanent resident in Italy.After one year i got a job of £24,000 ANNUALLY (£2,000 monthly). But now DEPRESSED, DEING INSIDE MY SPIRIT , indebted(my credit is crashed-£10,000 debt with the bank) and totally isolated myself from family and friends. PLEASE CAN the house help me in the sense that , i need to stop playing bet, gambling and other silly activities i got myself into which resulted to my poor and miserable life.ways to desist from these acts is the help i need. please its important to me cos am going down each day.WHEN I SAID DIEING I MEAN SPIRITUALLY , MENTALLY  ETC. For two years in Europe i ve nothing to account on. i even tried sucide twice trying to stop yet i could not. I STILL VE MY JOB BUT I GO BETTING IN GAMING HALLS  AND PLAYING IN SLOT MACHINES IN THE BARS,  SLOT machine HALLS AS SOON AS I RECIEVE SALARY. ALL VANISH IN 2 TO 3 DAYS. MY PROBLEM STARTED WHEN I SENT SOME MONEY TO MY FAMILY at HOME TO START MAKING A HOUSE  4 ME IN MY FATHER'S COMPOUND AND THEY TOLD ME COCK AND BULL STORY. THEY TOLD ME THAT GOD SAID THAT I SHOULD NOT BUILD HOUSE IN THAT COMPOUND then i stoped sending money again. I NEED NO GIRL cos all in italy sory to say are money MONGERS(u all know our girls story in italy)  and the white ladies i dont need anymore COS OF FEAR. i prefer to stay lonely even though  is the major reason why i indulged in this unwise acts. I BELIEVE I CAN GET HELP FROM THE HOUSE,

No one here or there can help u Mister,except urself.
Very funny story,though.
bla,bla bla . . look,dust ur ass and help urself jare.
Stop slavering on here,be a man and face life.

Not worth the money jare.

Condom:
Slut should not have gone to the club without my knowledge. She must be on that bullshit.
If girl has to sneak behind my back to do slutty poo, then deuces. If it's dancing, let her dance in front of me my man.

lol,nwelu nwayo.
@Topic,no time for that anymore(used to go with hubby).That phase have long ago elapsed.

withyou1:
It was very dark in a night; dark enough to prevent every man from finding their way home. The moon seemed to have hidden behind the clouds and everyone kept wondering when it would appear again and cast its beauty upon earth.

In his home, in his room and in the dark, an aged man stood thoughtfully at the window. He gazed with a long, despairing look, upon the fixed, eternal, and glorious heaven, and down upon the silent, still, and snow-white earth; whereon was none so joyless, so sleepless as he.


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Honestly,If u think this kind of silly suspense wud make anyone visit ur site/blog then u have something else coming ur way.
Better go dust up ur Mkting and advertising texbook.

Cenation till i drop. 
@Topic,WWE is mere entertainment.TNA is something else,esp with them Team Hogan and Team *wharaeva* . . .blood flows freely and fast.

. . .and the almighty Nl pig oinked. 
@Missy,I so agree with u.As per the Hollywood stuff,i wont be suprised it it turns out to be a waka-pass role
rofl

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=557622.msg7221537#msg7221537 date=1290777191]Emeka is bitter because his career is dead.
Too many good actors have taken your place, sweetheart. I understand it hurts, but it's a good thing. Nollywood may not be perfect at the moment but I find delight in the fact that they are not stagnating.
Goodbye to maladroit actors. [/quote]Missy B,dont let the spirit of Mr cork possess u.Let us reply now.lol
Gbam!!!!!
I wud go look for his 'hollywood' movie sha.

. . .Im wondering the distance btwn Abuja and Ph.You could have atleast gone down,even once to see and confirm the so-called land exists.Call me poor,rude or crude but a deal esp land deal in Naija,one needs to see,feel and touch b4 parting with money.
Besides,when did "churches" start allocating lands?
Solution,Get urself to Abuja and confirm if the land is existing.
See ur aunt and demand for ur money.

armyofone:

it is not a soup but meaty  .
mangala and tinko are some dried meat our mom used in making some soup. famous in the east, south east, south south nigeria i think.
not sure the source (cow, horse, camel etc) but tasty

lol
I thought "mangala" was a type of dried fish while "tinko" is super fried and sun-dried beef 
@Topic,i had okro and ogbono with eba yesterday.I really pigged cos twas more than delish. 

Beaurrrrrrrrrrriful

The person that asked her that question is dumb,she replying to it makes her even dumber.

Ikomus,My automathic rifle 
Ina amalikwa elu ka nwa-nza tutara Kobo chetakwa na dawuda Darfur gara mu na gi Afghan 
How can i mind my language when im connected to your high voltage,irressitible self   
I ga agbakwara m ekeresimesi 
Ndi igbo,nke onye na eme di nma,ya gracia o.

Salam Alakuim everybody and barka d Jumai.

dayokanu:
produce Toyosi now now else I scatter this place

Ok heres the news.
You rem' u had a rival then?The "N-" guy Intel has it that he stepped-up his game and got our Toyo Preggie
Ouch,i know the tears are spilling already,Kpele jare.lol
On a serious note,Toyo shld be doing her residency programme now.

Hmmn.
All these naija blog-writers dem,nothing to blog abt again?
I hope they know that they know that they are calling for unnecessary attention to the dude who is just managing his life.Old friends,3rd uncles,school mates etc "might" suddenly be homeless or evicted from their homes.
Btwn,This is no news!

Nakele:
f***k,,,where are the videos?

Nakele:
damn,,,,,,whers the link?

why all the swearing?
The videos are right up here,are u browsing with a chinese phone ?

delagasky:
if that portion is true, then he is not loyal to his wife, and by extension, i wont bliv the rest of his statement!!

Nlders can be funny sha.
Husband and wife living together and an outsider sniffing and telling who is loyal and what not?
Anyways,Patience could not have a child,She and Jonny decided to take a younger girl to give them children and some peeps see it as disloyalty?to whom pray tell . . Nigerians abi who  

I wont be caught dead hanging out with a man 10 yrs older than me,25 yrs Never
Dating or marriage . . so out of question.

semid4lyfe:
The thread on the homepage should read Germany Beats Falcons by 8 Goals (Cold Weather?) and not "Germany Beats Falcons By 8 Goals (Bad Coach?)".

Topics should be carefully phrased cos lots of peeps come here to get info and as such we mould and shape opinions of many Nigerians out there. . ._{a pointer to this is the fact that certain parts of the opening post of this thread were repeated verbatim on two sports programmes I listened to on Radio yesterday morning}

The thread title on the homepage is mischievous, uncalled for and a blatant attempt to undermine the coach & whip up public sentiments against her that may lead. . . . . .

Make those wey get the power modify the thread title on the hompage.

I don talk my own and I rest my case.

I agree with u.
@Thread,painful but an eye opener.Now,we know where to work on,our weakness and strong points.If the male team wud be as bold as engaging in such friendlies . . .
Marzel taf gurls,u still rock

what kind of hairdo is Omo.T spotting?Genny seems to be Over-relaxed.
Both ladies are cute,nice interview,love them both

semid4lyfe:
Thread is on the homepage. . .it'd be close to the bottom now.

Get scoreline here

http://www.livegoals.com/livescore/international/international-friendly-games,-women

4 unreplied goals already.i cant bring myself to click on the link,omg . . its too early now for 4 goals  

semid4lyfe:
Yeap. . .had to modify the thread title to reflect the correct time.

Apart from the crowd, the Falcons will be playing against the weather as it's freezing cold in Leverkusen, Germany right now. Temperature is about 3 degrees so expect the Falcons to come out kitted in hand gloves, scarves and any other item of clothing to keep warm & ward off the cold.

By the way, Cynthia Uwak who missed out of the AWC 2010 joined the team in Germany and may be making and may feature in todays game.

aiight.The game shld be on now abi?.
Pls who is watching it?any online link?Scoreline anyone?
Na wao,threads not even on the homepage  

igbobuigbo:
Goodluck Jonathan wrote on facebook ten minutes ago:

''I was loyal to my leader, the late great President Umaru Yar'adua. I am loyal to Nigeria, I don't claim to represent North, South or a Committee-I represent Nigeria. I am loyal to Nigeria's economy, I don't have accounts or property abroad, ALL my children live and school in Nigeria. I am loyal to my wife and friends. Can those who accuse me say the same?'' GEJ

lol
when its dark,all men are black.