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Culture › Re: Do You Smoke Igbo? (Marijuana Or Weed) by ifyalways(f): 9:43am On Dec 08, 2010

ziddy:
Hmmm. How eloquent!

dey dia.

armyofone:
don't you know grass can make one eloquent spec when taken as tea with bread
irie irie mon

Christianity Etc › Re: Assassination Attempt On Tb Joshua: Devil Is A Liar by ifyalways(f): 9:40am On Dec 08, 2010

rofl @thread title.
Seun needs traffic.

Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Vs Omotola Jalade Who Is Hotter by ifyalways(f): 9:34am On Dec 08, 2010

Omoni

Celebrities › Re: Bad Brad by ifyalways(f): 9:21am On Dec 08, 2010

mystikal:
Is it your yansh?

best response so far!

Celebrities › Re: Governor Oshiomhole's Wife Dead by ifyalways(f): 9:18am On Dec 08, 2010

Awwww.RIP

Crime › Re: Couple Chained Houseboy To Death. by ifyalways(f): 1:33pm On Dec 06, 2010

johndoe200:
Has anyone considered that the woman was at her wit's end and did not know what to do to correct the boys? I know of cases where the supposed atrocious actions of the adults , though extreme were justified by the actions and behavior of the help.

Bootyman Puleease,not in this case.
What on earth wud ur kids do to u that wud make u starve them and chain them in the toilet for days?If u are on ur wits end,why not bundle the kids off to their parents ?haba.
@Topic,lots of lessons to be learnt.
1.Youths please zip up or use condoms.Its nothing but cruelty that makes one have kids when he/she is not mentally,financially and physically ready to train them.
2.Enlightment abt Family planning and child spacing.Churches,Mosques etc.
Finally,what the couple did is 1st degree wickedness and i pray,hope and wish that they just dont walk out free.They deserve to be burnt alive . . . angry

Islam › Re: The Ring : Ring And Islam, All You Need To Know by ifyalways(f): 1:16pm On Dec 06, 2010

why is Gold necklace forbidden for men?
Is wearing of rings/bands haram for women?

Family › Re: If You Were Raised By Your Grand Parent, Oya Dedicate A Line To Them by ifyalways(f): 1:07pm On Dec 06, 2010

Dedicating a full page to my maternal and paternal grand-mothers.Without them,there wud be no me. kiss

Family › Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by ifyalways(f): 12:50pm On Dec 06, 2010

orgasm:
she can sue,trust me she will only get the GRAVE! Lol!
When u r dead your heart stops beating
When your heart stops beating blood stops pumping
When blood stops pumping u dnt get blood circulation
When u dnt get blood circulation u cnt and i repeat u cnt have an erection
When u cnt have erection u cnt expel
And when u dnt expel u cnt impregnate!
your story no coordinate so u beta maintain.
Peace out.

Not true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose.[3] Spinal cord injuries are known to be associated with priapism.[4] Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients.[2]

Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia and clitoris will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, "a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, mucus or prostatic fluid is a frequent occurrence , present in one case in three." Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.[5]

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 12:45pm On Dec 06, 2010

[quote author=gree-die link=topic=413608.msg7270224#msg7270224 date=1291462890]ndi igbo ibem daru kwa nu, Unu achoro igwa m na unu aghaghi asunwu asusu anyi ma oburu na bekee adataghi ya? Legodu ka unu ufodu si asu engreigbo. Obukwa ihe ihere o. ndi ibe anyi ndi ahusa,yoruba wdg da asunwu asusu ha ma otu bekee aghaghi aba ya. Biko ka anyi gisie ike ma hu asusu anyi na anya, Hapi xmas in advance [/quote]Aru na enweghi okpukpu.
Biko,ga nojuo odu otu ebe.Threadia wu i bata i kota ihe masiri gi,o nwe onye o di nma,o soro gi koo,ma o nweghi onye o masiri,nani gi a noro kpawa isi okwu ka onye ara.
Ngwanu gre-die bia kwute okwu bara uru ka anyi nile tinye onu . . e chefukwala,i gaghi etinye kpom,njiko,rikom ma o bu ihe o bula na okwu nbite ma o bu bekee.

ChinenyeN:
O nwere "mgba" di online ka e nwere ike ile? Agara m YouTube icho ya acho mana ahughi m mgba o bula. O bu na a naghi ese mgba ese?

Mgba as in wrestling?
Iwu otinkpu ~~fan~~ Cena?U cant see me,cenation till i drop cool

Crime › Re: A Nigerian Student Shot And Killed In Us by ifyalways(f): 12:30pm On Dec 06, 2010

RIP Bawomolo.
Its really sad and painful.
RIP.

Crime › Re: A Nigerian Student Shot And Killed In Us by ifyalways(f): 12:16pm On Dec 04, 2010

OMG

I cant believe this.
RIP Busayo,May God comfort those u left behind and avenge ur death.

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 11:26am On Dec 04, 2010

Ok ooh.
Dey dia dey chase shadows,let me look for N-g. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by ifyalways(f): 11:22am On Dec 04, 2010

@tOPIC,MR BROWN JAY . . .For keeping it real!

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 11:14am On Dec 04, 2010

Put up your pinshures(without your Kpomo lips ooh),declare urself sold and sealed for her and she wud be here . . .and yours for keeps. cool

She needs a lil'seduction . . be her man,do it!!!!

Romance › Re: Attention: Married People On Romance Section! by ifyalways(f): 11:11am On Dec 04, 2010

Thread reeks of asininity.
Married people shld be banned from NLD and every social ntwk then.

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 10:31am On Dec 04, 2010

dayokanu:

You berra come declare ur status for hia.
Sold,sealed and delivered to Toyosi21.

Celebrities › Re: D'banj Exposed Without Glasses by ifyalways(f): 10:26am On Dec 04, 2010

@Topic,i se no difference.Hes still cute.

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 4:01pm On Dec 02, 2010

Ujujoan:
I've been saving up for that one . . . . Ify I hope say you no go follow me drag am oh!

For where ooooh . . .My intentions was to bid him for you and Dayo for Toyosi.
I've got good eyes sis and i know what who wants/needs. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Which Poster Would You Pay To See His/her Face? by ifyalways(f): 3:26pm On Dec 02, 2010

None.

Romance › Re: Does Age Difference Count In A Relationship ? by ifyalways(f): 3:24pm On Dec 02, 2010

Yes,it does.IMO

Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2010

[quote author=Jomo-gbomo link=topic=542902.msg7251020#msg7251020 date=1291205634]its Christmas time ladies, and we are here to make your Christmas dreams come true.

Dust your wallets darlings!. . . [size=18pt]J[/size]omo is back!

[flash=535,325]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8UHeoYHQM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type=[/flash][/quote]Gboko Kpomo,You got attitude sha,u waltz in here when u want and expect us all to fall flat? angry

Btwn,I hope u are back to stay and with a bang.
When wud u put up Dayokanu and Omo-ibo?

Celebrities › Re: Mr And Mrs Cobhams Asuquo by ifyalways(f): 3:12pm On Dec 02, 2010

Who are they?any pics?

Family › Re: What Do U Think About This? by ifyalways(f): 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2010

zayhal:
Ify, your sense of humour is fantastic.

@poster

You no get work.

plappville:
I laugh so ta My liver nearly remove, gal u ré so funny
@poster mâke u mind your business, there is nothing abnormal here.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Daughter - Pic? by ifyalways(f): 2:26pm On Dec 02, 2010

[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=560058.msg7256831#msg7256831 date=1291280218]ifyalways, hold up mada, why wud u say such a sacrafisial statement like that? what did i do and why the attitude?

is it becoz u r IBO? undecided

[/quote]Corky Joe,Im light skined,got real big boooobs and nyash.Lets roll cheesy

semid4lyfe:
LWKMDFH

Aaah. . .ify you don die for mr cork hand today

No mind the mudafcuker.

TV/Movies › Re: Do You Really Have A Best Nollywood Movie? by ifyalways(f): 2:18pm On Dec 02, 2010

My best of all times are:
Keeping Faith.
Living in bondage.
Vuga.
Letters to a stranger.
Stronger than pain.

Family › Re: My Aunt Owes Me Some Money by ifyalways(f): 1:49pm On Dec 02, 2010

Woke4all:
So what can Nairaland do for you?

Call the OP a fool or curse the aunt for him.

chaircover:
One very important lesson in Life. Do not lend people money you cannot afford to loose.

So True!
@Topic,Man up and ask her for you money.If shes does not give u any posistive feedback inform ur dad and her kids?
what did she use the money for?biz or owambe?

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:55am On Dec 02, 2010

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg7253956#msg7253956 date=1291229073]Agam eji akpa amu ikomi agwo ogwu ego. Mgbe de ego batara, m jiri ya zuoro Ify motor--->infinity.
One day, ekuke ga ata somebody.

Ikomi I wu uchu, hapuru m Ify m o

agaba mkpum. Bomb di scarce na gaza strip o[/quote]Oh Yeah,Thats my baby kiss

Mee that car "end of discussion" wink

Ikomi,nke gi agwula angry

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Daughter - Pic? by ifyalways(f): 9:51am On Dec 02, 2010

[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=560058.msg7256632#msg7256632 date=1291277415]smile4kenn , ermm bro, not IBO made pooorno, mind you! [/quote]Wait ooh,dem ban u for Romance section?Ur constant presence here wud ruin this section.

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