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@GESTAPO,If my replies bother you so much go fry sand chop.Ewure Ijebu!!!!
You lot of shameless and jobless things wud go gosip on YIM then come here with your ridiculous assumptions
As for that other YIM wh.ore that has been self-servicing with my username  your witness has come oh and where did she say that i was on that una Dansy thread?
Awon Oshis.
If not for amebo what wud concern Ifyalways with whatever Agaba said on NL or YIM,abi i register for NL same day as Agaba

Wheres that Olori of Oloriburukus n why did the spambot tag her reply?It must have also got tired of your same re-cyled meaningless poo 
Douche bag let me juggle your memory 
This thread was titled Sam milla and his baseless accusations
You were here arguing with Agaba over whatever
All of a sudden u started singing Ifyalways
what have ifyalways got to do with your argument here?
what is the relationmship  or love btwn these threads : 
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-358471.224.html
and
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-510904.256.html
ROFL 
Where is the link to the so-called thread where u said someone said i said that
Argggh . . . Pause and take a look at all the BS u have spitted here.Yours must be so embarrassed for you 
A mad man wud never notice he is dancing unclothed.
Agaba told me this on YIM,Adambrody told me that on YIM 
So its acceptable for Adambrody to curse off your senseless backside on NL and then come to YIM and tell u he likes your kind of girl?  
You wud really go hang transformer,save up tonnes of bile in your system cos u claimed Agaba tolded  you something on YIM
M-I-S-E-R-A-B-L-E spells your life then.
You are comfortable being their YIM PLAY-THING and monday-friday work stress reliver (Yim-ing and Yam-ing) _{Bless AlmondJoy}  to the extent that u have or.gasm with my username while arguing with them? 
I remember u have had issues with Agaba b4 and even one of your sweet sisters adviced u to move-up but as it stands . . . .You can do without YIM-ING HIM and THEM
LoL 
Agbaya sabo 
While u are here whinning and getting your head swooped over the YIM compliments and waiting for the next YIM TIME  I wud be having triple sins with . . . . 
See ya soonest Forgotten Play/Yim toy 

2 things:
Follow him down for the funeral.
Find ways to keep yourself busy.
Theres always internet and phone to use for daily catching up.

How was our Jumai today?Mine was wonderful,one of the bests i have had.
@Illusion how farz?Since the break of Fasting u never show,wetin happen?

slap1:
Adikwam nwayo na mmadu o ! Ebi m n'Aba ma na abu m nwa afo Imo State. Ejighi igodo agbachi profaili. Onye m nyoro, ya nyogwara. Onye m nyere banana o nara m, o bùrù ya.

Confirmed Nwa Aba.Imo ma Abia bu onu na imi.
@Youngies,A hurum gi oh.Gi na chocolate

rubi:
Ano m ya

E chem n'uzo ozo esi ede/ekwu ya bu
Ma madu asoghi nsi taa m n'ike agaghim aso ntutu taa ya n'isi

Eziokwu.Ha abuo Yitere.
Anokwam ya nwanne A nam akwado ekeresimesi already.
So Slap bi ni Aba,no wonder o ji eme gra-gra too much and na enyoghari profailli umunwanyi acho onye o ga enye banana

@Slap,O dim ka enwere udika threadia b4.Choo ya

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=510904.msg6766980#msg6766980 date=1284665280]For you to comment on my epistle and keep going on about one year bile means your daft self thought i was the other Busi-body you had your mental issues with, because i write nothing else but epistles whenever i post, and majority of my posts can attest to this, you daft bozo. And was it not a couple of months ago that the girl whose daughter was being despoiled by her husband posted that you and Agaba gisted her abut Jennykadry Now who is the joke on, you this shameless agbero that has nothing  better to do with her life than rumour-mongering and festering trouble

Since you have acknowledged i am a grown woman, technically i am your parents age and it is them i blame for not flushing you away with the condom and allowed you to leak out to come and be polluting the atmosphere Bloody waste of spermatozoa Feeling funky that it took me a year to respond, think everyone is a jobless mofo like you that spends tHeir whole life on NL? Thinkiwould not have slammed you if i had seen this earlier even if you carry fire for head


Asinwin olofo crying that moderators are biased for deleting a post saying a 2 year old should be stabbed to death, silly daft bint MISS GOOFAHOLIC, IT IS NOT A NEW THING TO CURSE LIKE I AM DOING, YOU ARE THE ONE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING AND IT IS YOUR MENTAL STABILITY ON DISPLAY FOR GETTING UPSET THAT ADAM'S POST SAYING THEY SHOULD STAB A TWO YEAR OLD BABY TO DEATH WAS DELETED YOU ARE THE ONE WITH EGG ON YOUR FACE, SHAMELESS COW






Pele oh, Pataki oko Tracey of Dagenham Na so i see am oh, seems like Agaba is behind most gossips and tittle-tattle on NL Some girl's 2 year old was being despoiled by her Dad and Jenny, Chaircover and co were advising her, and she came back saying Agaba, bitchyalways were gossiping to her that Jenny was this and that Now this daft bitchyalways bint thinking i was one of the other busybody Jenny was using, started throwing her dummy out that the biased Moderators removed the posts because Jenny was one of Nairaland's untouchable How sad and empty and low can this bitchyalways get, keeping tabs on jenny's post that gets deleted and left behind, to the extent that she can publicly come out and open her stinking gob to comment on the removal She approves a 2 year old being despoiled, she approves of a 2 year old being stabbed to death, and would rather indulge in mindless gossip about Jenny, all thanks to Agaba too, yet she is here forming that the jokes are on me, bloody buffoon


Gestapo's family is in talk with inspired's family. Her blood pressure shot up to 370 degrees with all her involvement on this saga and her family are holding him responsible and are liasing with him to make an honest woman out of her and marry her to regulate her temperature or pay her chicken change consolation money of $14,000k only





Uju this ain't about what happens outside of Nl and on YIMS, me i nor send people, what i cannot say to their face, i don't say when they are not there, dem carry fire for head It is what gave her the effontery to come into a thread questioning why a post saying a 2 year old should be stabbed to death like Damilola Taylor should be removed, that's left a bad taste in my mouth and other logical and rational being have attested to this too, doesn't she have no morals .


I don't give a toss about what Adam Brody says and he himself has acknowledged that it is people like me he gets along with in real life as i don't take offence to his insults, even the ones he rains on my son. Like this one where he said my skinny kwashiorkor son would get stabbed in school last year. I know my son wasn't in School then so nil,zilch chance of that happening, besides a strapping 50 pounds, 3 1/2 feet tall 2 year old bruiser of a toddler can never be mistaken for skinny, even sef na Dietician his Health Visitor is always referring him to, so nothing Adam can say can faze me


I only queried why Adam's mockery Damilola Taylor's memory was allowed on NL to be stumbled on by his grieving family, and one of the Moderators removed it at their discretion   AND AS LONG AS THIS BITCHYALWAYS THINKS SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM OVER ITS REMOVAL, IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT HER AND HER UPBRINGING AND HER MORAL COMPASS  [/quote]hahahahahahaha.
Here She  comes Coward of the century
Tell me,whats bothering u abt my B.astard self,upbringing and morals?Online morals,your YIM-ING BUSSINESS THAT WENT SOUR,my reply to the mods on that old thread abi which one?U must be smoking cowdungs mixed with ewure igbe!!!
You had issues with Adam brody,he cursed u,u cursed back,some replies got deleted,i noticed and addressed the mods,your so brave face cuoldnt ask me why then untilllllll NOW.LOL.  brave chick my b.astard backside
Meanwhile,are u by any chance scared of Agaba ? 
Have u while high on whatever u smoke and gossiping on YIM ie your speciality told him something we shouldnt know?  cos thats the ONLY logical reason why u should LEAVE agaba that u had issues with HERE and start singing IFYALWAYS abi i collect your YIM HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND LOL 
Agaba told you this on YIM and told you that on him . . .Oh The folly of the foolish So his YIM is a sub-section of NL? Where u go re-discuss and bisect NL issues?
Im yet to get the relationship btwn ur argument with Agaba on page 6 of this thread and my b.astard ass abi na my head u want use chase man or sell ur market?
Whenever u get back into sanity,i advice u go back to that same thread and do some more investigations  im sure u wud notice i was not the only one who complained abt the deleted threads abi others are off your radar because . . . . you dont YIM with their assumed ERHM . . . 
As per the other BS you posted abt mistaken identity lol and despoiled girl yada yada,Rofl I guess u care so much abt the faceless people behind whatever rubbish is said here but sorry to burst your Bubble,neither your username nor the others u listed means a rats behind to me and  (just giving u d benefit of doubt)  it wud ONLY MAKE SENSE if u have got proves.Scrutinise NL OR maybe YIM convos wud equally do 
Just like you made us understand that your YIM-ING BIZ WITH AGABA HAS GONE SOUR NOW,DO REMIND US WHEN U GUYS RESUME eRHM . . . 
Did i hear u moan mistakenly that u dont care abt Adambrody?  You are here Hyperventilating abt some meaningless things he said abt u a year ago  JOKER !!!

R.I.P and May God grant his family strength and serenity.

rokiatu:
or maybe his real self has just started to show.

@POSTER, Picture marriage as this:  coming home after a very hard day work/a party/a very stressful situation
you know how you relax and feel at home? Thats marriage. You are at your comfortable best nothing to hide,
and nothing to be afraid of. Thats why wiser people always say "it takes more than love to make a marriage work"
(trust me I believe it.) Marriage is not a straight line to the happily ever after.

I advice your friend also look closely at her own flaws, Who knows she may also be at fault.
Sometime we are so blinded by our flaws that all we are others flaws. She also needs to
understand that the intense mutual attraction , lots of time together, intense mutual longing. ,  feelings of butterfly in
stomach etc, put together is called "romantic love" not a life time phenomenon. Let her keep her expectation realistic.

Well said.
Men sef,the babe did not just enjoy the marriage b4 he unleashed the beast in him.

I loff the shoes.

Rubi,anya gi.
Nwata gbere egbere bia taa okenye aru,okenye egbere egbere ga tagwara ya.
when a child crawls to come bite an adult,the adult wud crawl and go bite back

mplusp:
@grafikdon

Otawalikpo is the name of a big masquerade in my hometown. It has very big set of teeth with which it[b] tawas[/b] (bites) ikpo.

OK.This got me rolling on the floor

Zayhal,Mukina,Azharruddin and Lagosboy thanks for your replies.
I intend to do the dreads with my natural hair.

slap1:
Amaghi kwa m ihe I n'ekwu. Ify kedu nke bu nke gi? Obu na imaghi na óké imechi ónú n'ebute ónú ishi?

lol

youngies:
Ify buko esoghikwa m Agaba na slap la n'iyi

Biko kwa Youngies,aha Agaba na eso okwu
Imakwa na Agaba gaa act-ia somewhere na NL,ndi ifo asi na owu Ify mere aru
Edekona aha mu na Agaba na otu ahiri ozo

slap1:
You mean it's naturally like a seven months pregnancy?!

Slap I biakwa.Her tummy is alright for a woman her age and with 4 kids too

odumchi:
Just a clarification of some Igbo dialects

Money: Ego, Egbege (Aro), Egbogo (Aro)

Forest: Ovia, ohia

Meat: Ani, Anu

Bushmeat or Insult: Aniovia (Ani typically goes with Ovia rather than ohia), Anuohia

To see: Avurum or Ahurum

Avurum and Aniovia are Aro dialects too?

mukina2:
Ify are you a muslim?

Yes .
Oya answer my kweshion.

@Onlytruth and metal-gong,unu adi sure na unu na ede ihe a na the correct thread?

otele:
@pres-elect
akwusila m ire garri na south London, kemgbe economy ji daa, ego adighikwa na de business, now Ana m erezi newspaper na Westminster. Eji m nke ahu jide onwe m, ka oge na agagodi.

Nwa Ada holland m ahu ahapula m.
ije uwa.

Kedu Romeo, achorom ichu pieces na Spain. i.e ma economy m mee improve.

Romeo na ewe iwe ka nwanyi ugbu a
A kpasuru m ya iwe mana o chuoghi igbagharam na agbanyeghi na m yoro ya mgbaghara

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=510904.msg6753616#msg6753616 date=1284489259]Yes i mentioned your name once in my response to Agaba, but did you not just confess you were upset Adam's insult got deleted because another unrelated post/thread somewhere else was left undeleted, onye ara  

You don't even have no shame, it is obvious your Father and your Mother did not raise you well, that is if you have any, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d


Dunno why you would just go into a thread bemoaning why certain posts were deleted because another thread with insults was left unlocked NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY MODERATOR, FACE THEM DIRECTLY AND DON'T QUERY WHY CERTAIN THREADS GET "SPECIAL FAVOURS" IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT you freaking a.r.s.e.h.o.l.e


A 10 year old Nigerian Child in the UK got stabbed to death barely months after arriving in the Country, someone's saying my son's gonna get stabbed the same way in school, the post got removed because i said "well done Adam Brody aka Lawyer in the family section, abuse me and my family all you want, but leave Damilola Taylor out of this, his family could stumble on such, you have the audacity to open your stinking mouth to complain why post was deleted,  May God strike you and your family down with thunder, oloshi, NOW LETS SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS A YEAR LATER, alakori oshi.

By the way his killers just got released this week after serving barely a couple of years, almost everyone is angry they should have been left to rot in jail AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A naughty woman THAT THE POST GOT DELETED Better report me to get banned otherwise you will face a life of misery, you this low life pond scum and sick b.i.t.ch [/quote]Rofl
Its funny to see a supposedly grown up woman making up things.
Agaba told you something on YIM,your Intelligent Brain assumed i was involved cos . . .
This is the chief of all forms of foolery,i swear 
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=510904.msg6753660#msg6753660 date=1284489849]@Jenny

Na jeje i dey oh, wey Agaba went into a strop on YIM saying, "i am not talking to you again, i was told you are Jennykadri, i have removed you from my signature, blah, blah,blah" and naturally i was like WTF This was around the time you used to use Busi_body, Busi_bodi, etc oh Who was the person doing this telling if not for this skanky ifybitch,  [/quote]Please go back to where u took ur bath to pack ur clothes oh.
Just cos u go abt gossiping with Ppl on YIM does not give u the right to assume everyone else does.Maybe u wud also point out where a NLder have said i have gisted with her/him on YIM.Meanwhile is this abt what i said on the old thread,another YIM gossip blown open or your love-war with Agaba? Someone need to brief me ASAP.
Keep on disgracing urself here . . .The Jokes so on you !!! 
You take yourself tooo serious  hahaha,,like u have a say in my life or even my cyber-life 
It must have really gotten you,you had to wait a year to get back at me,ouccch 
Sorry,u can abuse,curse,insult Ifyalways,her family,kids and even my unborn Kids,it bothers me NOT,thats the difference btwn me and you.
Keep barking jare,NL and def. some peeps might need it.
Keep your epistle abt Damilola or better still preach it to ppl who might want to listen.
rofl.Me go report you to the mods?I got better things to do dear. While at it,lets not derail this thread,open a new one cos u do have alot of time for me judging by your long epistles and i wud happily bring in my b.astard  self and Oshi family in there . . .just for you 

Ikomi:
Adikwam serious ohhhhh,  the hot akara na aru pieces. I'll try and check on it, oteeeele n'usuru the akara.

Amam, one day we would find out. 

Hapu mu na Iffffffffyyyyyyy. Owu kwa enyi nkiti ka mu na ya neee'me.

Okwa ighara'ya gbafuo, iwu kwanu nwoke, otherwise gi'na ya kaara ano till now. Agaba hapu mu na Ifffffffyyyyyy.   

U better do.
Ikomi on a serious note anyi ka acho ihe a ga eme Agaba  Maybe anyi ga atuta ego nye Felimbombo ka o ga Butue ya ntakiri
Imakwa na Agaba nyuru nshi na ulo uka,doro bible yicha Otele  mana kama ndi choochi na Uko chukwu ga ejide Agaba gbuo ha achowa isi Ify 
Agabaaaaaaaa,ebe nwata na ebe na atu aka.Hmmn 

@Omo Ibo,i dont have problems with her or even anyone on NL.I was not on this thread,never posted even a word here so i was very much surprised to see busy-body calling me out.
On closer look,i found out she was arguing with Agaba.
Why shes referring to me beats me?
Whatever she felt i said abt her/her son/mods/Adam brody was almost a year ago and Shes referring to it today whilst Arguing with Agaba,what can be more ridiculous and childish than that?
Check page 6 or so of this thread
@Toyin,mo ti gbo.E ma binu sha.

illusion2:
Of course dear. . . . .just broke with an uncharacteristic heavy dose of semo 

Good for you.I dislike Semo,its too Iyama-listic for my liking.Throw me a ball of akpu or amala and im all urs. 
@Topic,Hope we all had a good celebration?
Erhm,I have a question.One of the things i believe as an individual is that when it comes to matters concerning how i look,no-one has the right to dictate to me how to go abt it and Yeah i know it aint so good lol
Ok,I love dreadlocks,its good on me and good for my profession so im asking and need to know,Is it really cool for a Muslima?
Wud it be classified as a haram?

@Spike,heres the link to the Year old thread and Bile

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-358471.224.html

Funny thing is that she was arguing here with Agaba then all of a sudden she started going Ifyalways n shes  asking me when Agaba got married.Jokes!
@Uju,nothing Mega.

throttler:
^^^^yougiesyyyy, obu gi bu class capitin no ne'ebe a.

ifyyyy nda aga imere?

Ada Mazi nma nma.
@Youngies,ihe i na ako bu akuko.Unu nile bu ndi otu a

I personally see dreams as a way God talks to me directly cos everything i dream abt comes to past,i even had to regret some dreams i ignored.
@Topic,No One can make that decision for ur cousin oh.Has she been dreaming b4 now and does her dreams come to pass?she might want to see her spiritual leader
She cud do with another Joseph now but she shld be[b] veryyyy[/b] careful whilst seeking for her dreams interpretation sha.PPl are funny these days

Haba ppl,there are still few functioning welfare workers/offices in 9ja.
@Topic,There are still very few social/welfare offices functioning in 9ja.I remember the one at borokiri PH very well.It was still functioning as at 3 years ago,i have been a witness and  seen  them reconcile teen mothers with their parents,single parents esp women and juvenile kids.
Things might have gotten bad but if u are determined u can make a difference.The Borokiri welfare office then was managed by one godly woman _{bless her soul} and if she can make a difference,why not you?
For a start,you might want to visit Little saints Orphanage Palmgroove,Badagry or Akowonjo and The Alakara Juvenile home.
Its not gonna be fun or so rewarding financially so fasten ur seat belt !

Ikomi 
Gini mere dat your hot 419 akara? O furu efu na ezi okwu ka i ji ya kwuo Feli ugwo?.
Anyway,mgbe o bula i di serious,u know where to get me,ukwu m no dia na eche gi.lol

slap1:
Biko opuru m n'onu, ndo. mmadu agazighi egwusa gi egwuregwu

Egwuregwu with banana?   
Kwusikwa dat kain egwuregwu n'ihi na ihe o bula gbasara banana adighi ato amu.

Hoteph:
Ehe ehe Ibenayi nu,  Nke onye chili Ye Zeluo!!!

Ndeewo.
I bu nwanne hotstepper 

Rofl.
It hurts so bad.Ouchhh 
Move over jare,so much epistle for someone u never knew shes existing.
E kpele oh. 

Ikomi 419,ano m ya.I ji ozi oma dabata? 
Nke a i na wink-i mu.ka m hapukwa icho crotchet m acho. 

slap1:
Ify, ndia no na profaili gi ha bu ndi agbata obi gi, ka ha bu umunne gi?

hahahahahaha
Gini ka i na acho na profaili m,m ga agwakwa Darfur