Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:37pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
styveke: Talking about riders with bad attitude...
Some weeks back, I picked a rider from ICM going to Dolphin Estate. I was listening and humming to one of my best tracks of Lucky Dube when the guy broke the silence with, "Do you know Morgan Freeman?"
Me: Yes I do Rider: I saw a picture of him with earrings
I was like, so?
"Why should he?" Was his response... Me: He's a movie star and its allowed for him to look the way he likes, what if they ain't earrings but just studs for the photoshoot? Rider: Why? I just ignored the question and faced my front... After about 5mins, Rider: What song are you listening to? Me: Lucky Dube Rider: Who is he? Me: You don't know Lucky Dube? Rider: I don't know him. Me: Well, I can't help U here. Rider: Tell me about him Me: Sorry not today. Rider: This is what I hate about Nigerians, you can't engage them in a simple conversation without them being and acting stupid. Damn. Me: Nigerians? Rider: Yes! Rider: It's rude and I can report you for not responding to my conversation. Me: (already pissed but try hard to suppress it) Guy, I decide which question(s) deserves a response. So for you info, I don't respond to stupid conversations... Rider: You are a fool! We were getting close to his destination, so I just ignored him till we got there, I ended the trip and he said he wants to transfer, and I said ohk but you have to sit here till I get my alert o...he said OK.
While we were waiting for alert, I turned to him and said...I am sorry for you...look at U, bitterness written all over your miserable face...so please, get your miserable self out of my car and go drown in your misery somewhere else. Rider: Idiot! What if I don't? Me: I'll take you to the nearest police station and I'll make sure you pay me for time wasted. He just hissed and got out reluctantly... I reported him and gave him 1star. I'm still waiting for taxify to call me and tell me rubbish...maybe nah dis one I go take leave their yeye platform. Nndi Ara! At least he tried talking to you, I would 've taken a different approach, even if I don't want to tell him about lucky Dube, I for formulate one story give m, I go tell stories. Example Lucky Dube that guy was a ruthless former president of South Africa, that later became a musician  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:25pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
pope191: My mind tell me its Ifyeez on d drag *Run outta trend*
Irrespective of drivers creating awareness for their respect, I feel respect should b earn and not demanded for, you can't force someone to give what they don't have. Sometimes how a trip is going to look like will tell from the phone conversation, if you are not please with the person at the other end, frustrate the trip by all means. A lady once enter my car and I know this is not just my kind of trip, I use style put car for drive, crack the engine tire, me I don't have anywhere I'm going to, when she tire, she cancel the trip. The last thing I can do is to argue with a rider or start playing defend, how I have an official job or is side hustle (My move, my business, what I have behind my door, is nobody's business).
Funny things I learn, how you arrive is the price you are worth, have a pack of juice and some goodies by the car sit side for more than a week now, barely any rider that enters and won't feel like, is this for me... Jokely nooo, myself need to refresh, from dia, we laff and trip goes on, but in my mind, drink wey don pass one week for under sun, you are so on your own if you drink em. To the drivers; trips don't last forever, just endure till you drop whatsoever beast/demon as presumed and let them go, any trips that last forever, means your last. This is the height of stupidity, how can someone be so foolish and foolishly record this rubbish, wait wait wait this can be one of those online skit/joke, because drivers name and face was not posted.
Do you know we driver are the highest kiss ass.
We welcome you to our car
We greet you, some can't even acknowledge the greeting like, Thank you they will keep mute even tho they heard you real good
We get insulted easily, riders are easy to say all this useless Uber driver.
Some will be so rude to you even tho deep down you know you're far beta than them.
Some will insult you for what another driver might have to them, coz in there mind we drivers are same.
Some after forming big boy and slay mama can't afford to pay complete fair, they will now calm down to tell you bros no vex.
Some even with your AC at the fullest, they will still tell you oga is this AC on self, then you ve to calmly apologize, even tho you know there's nothing wrong with ur AC.
We listen to some dry jokes even tho we might not like it, we still laugh just to make the rider comfortable and get good rating.
Some are really really nice too.
We take all sort of things coz we are not like those danfo drivers, we are learnered, and we understand serving public especially Nigerians is not easy.
I know if am not driving, 90% of them can't even look at me in the eyes, because my packaging always outshine them.
We still maintain the rating of 4.6-4.9. It's goes up and down coz you can't please everybody
My dad always said calm down you can't serve someone for ever. So I take anything you throw at me coz I know after the trip, you're irrelevant in my life, and may not come in contact with you again, so I continue the ass licking with pride until I stop driving for the platform.
PAY ME MY MONEY THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:05am On Dec 10, 2018 |
Fuel want to scarce again, this oil marketers want to go on strike dis December, why can't dey do it during sallah. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:51pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
pope191: Me don chop my own, off app, house I go... If my grandma request for me, kolework! Chopped app off b4 village people flash me with request
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 7:08pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
pope191: 8/9 down 1 to go... Hrs problem only 1 cancel, if taxify tell me finishing story, nah to d*e dia Me am waiting for the time only, make dem sha no joke with me, because I worked hard for dis
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:25pm On Dec 08, 2018 |
They fought and settled without anybody to separate.  Waiting for part 2 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:54pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
Why is here dry like dis, is like drivers are enjoying back to back trips  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 7:35pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Lass Lass Taxify never still pay me, abi na because na small money 1850. I go vex like GAZZUZZ way uber dey hold 350 because of am e no drive again  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:31pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Rider: Driver today is my birthday hope Taxify will give me free ride today Me: Wow thank God we share the same birthday date, I hope dey increase fairs for me today as it's our birthday  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
thebigkendo: Za bluetooth zevise is ready to pair!!! slamstanlee: da Bluetooth device is connected oh successfully  Men way know what's up  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:37am On Dec 04, 2018 |
thebigkendo: You say ? I was in a red zone & fell into the temptation  Trip was less 30 mins & I continued my waka  Even chop 5 star join, thanks to my Simi CD, the babe was just singing along. If I carry somebody like Diportivo I go play disc 4- Olamide BaddoSneh  After 1hr30min trip, trip 1150. Why she no go happy |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:35am On Dec 04, 2018 |
diportivo: u beta Goan get "the best of olamide" dj mixx and put in ur car just in case  2018 bro, my brother na bluetooth age we dey now,.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
konkonbilo: Would like to venture into this too but don't have a car,if there's anyone how has two or knows someone that would like to give his car out for this purpose, please am available... Who be this guy, ur confidence alone na die  So people ve cars for giveaway just like dat  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2018 |
Chijohn42k: bro ifyeez, is it your first time of subscribing to the Ntel wawu tariff? because alot of Nigerians are complaining about ntel on fb and twitter dat, dey were unable to subscribe again.morever ntel staffs are not helping matters at all by ignoring their questions. Am not understanding, are you asking me question or what? Please be direct. Remember if You know you know, buh in case you don't know ask question appropriately.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:21pm On Nov 29, 2018 |
shegonchy: Bro abeg share the code and how to get the wawu ntel I recharge my NTEL SIM tru quickteller, after which I message them on Twitter, they should convert the recharge on my SIM to NTEL Wawu plan, I do it dis way coz there website is always down. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:39pm On Nov 29, 2018 |
mistadayo: Please is MTN network good for uber business. I've been using Etisalat 200naira for 1gb for 3days since and it's been going on well until now. I've been unable to subscribe since then. Please is the MTN good? I have tried GLO Smile4G Swift4G Ntel 4G MTN 4G, now am on Airtel 4G 2k for 7gb a month, then backup network Ntel Wawu plan for enough data for enough movies download and youtube streaming n data sharing to nice rider, I share if I like you only.... Get airtel 4g and thank me later. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:38pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Might not be in full support of the reason for the strike, buh am with you guys, Taxify done too Mumu, the only compensation we get for our time and insult we receive all day was taken away. That time I got blocked, I went to there office to reason with them, that it doesn't make sense that, I don't ever ever reject card trip, they should check my record, the customer care rep was just running her mouth up and down telling me that Taxify doesn't lie, i got tired and didn't want to argue with her, so I left. STRIKE on brothers. Please we need new app asap, so we can start diverting riders to that one.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:29pm On Nov 25, 2018 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 7:45pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
integrity9: I was charged #2000 which I transferred to their account. Has that got anything to do with the delay? I did my inspection at petrocam Ajah, got my report 3min after completion, everything was excellent
What's with Traffic at V.i today. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
Gentlelife50: Is being fat as a mother a crime?  You're hitting me below the belt oooo. Only Americans take it offensive, when you call there mom fat, that's why there yab is just about fat moms. To us Nigerians our mom being fat is not a problem, that means she's feeding well. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:16am On Nov 23, 2018 |
baxton25: Baba na my corolla oooo.. Carried one girl ftom festac this evening to addo road via 3mb after spending 2hr 40 minutes and I paid 300 toll, the trip came out as 5500 in early faint  You ve luck self, 3mb that's always hanging Taxify trips, always scared of trip hanging on that bridge. If you know you know |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
waks1: she u don enta december for ur side ni. So em need to enter December, to feel the breeze. Last year by this time Men done dey smile. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:17pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
baxton25: I carry one girl all the way from festac enter lekk i, my 2k fuel almost finish... omo I just weak..... me wae dae think say this December go over stew  Everybody dey use stew stew Without knowing the meaning self. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2018*. Modified: 12:32pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
karadjorje: Just because your too lazy to work or don't know how other drivers rake in 80-100k at least every week.I will advise you to 'goto the ants and learn their ways'.Many have done it and still doing it. Nairaland Everybody can't be Romeo. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:15pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
The Equaliser 2, drivers should check that movie out, you will instantly connect with the LYFT driver and his 5 star rating  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 1:09pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
drestoneokuta: Na true ooo, some riders that you provide 5 star service to won't rate you, na the bad Belle ones go kon rate you low When they enjoy the trip and the fare is okay or even cheaper than expected, they will forget about rating, buh once they have been offended by a previews driver,husband,boyfriend,girlfriend, sugar daddy. Buhari If you like offer them 10 star services, after the trip you must get 1 star. Some people enter ur car angry, like the driver is the cause of there problem, and those are the type that are quick to rate with comments.
Solutions: once you get the request listen to the tune of there voice, if you notice anger please run for ur life except na long trip, then ignore the anger, take ur 1 star and get ur money and move on 5 star will come later.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
Carshopper: back to square 1 Still same tho, Taxify be outsmarting riders since 2000. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
Demeanor: Another python dancer that has misplaced priorities, so every one that insults your wife should die? You have mental issues. Which part did Gazzuzz insult his wife, I never saw that, I think I need to flip back a little, done no insult seen  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
Gentlelife50: Abeg if u here for this movie like me, gather here. Have your seat.  I done eat pop corn tire, while watching the movie going on here, army done show for the movie now, the interesting part is about to start, we call it climax during my school days  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 1:28pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:10pm On Nov 13, 2018 |
Where's my pop corn, something interesting is going on here. Married and Single men at war |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2018 |
lagostaxiguy: Just call them, you will be unblocked before you even end the call. Thanks man didn't think of that self, only sent them mail through my app support, buh no reply. I just called them, I was kept on waiting after complaining to the rep, before the call ended on it's own, can't seem to reach them again, still trying tho |