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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:08pm On Sep 16, 2018
sunnp:
Good morning House, happy Sunday

I did texify inspection and upload all my doc online like a month ago,but just do inspection last week, have not being to there office yet but got msg n text from them

Hello,

Your Taxify Driver account has been activated

Does it's mean am good to go and no need of visiting their office again?
Never visited during my registration process, only visited when I got blocked, in other news go online and see for ur self, welcome onboard
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:04pm On Sep 15, 2018
styveke:
In other words, U r asking him to quit his teaching job to do trial and error with ehailing?

Besides, the car he'll be driving on trial does not belong to his brother even if he's the one managing it.
Are you listening to people that can't say the truth as it is
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:53pm On Sep 15, 2018
chucsmoore:
What if na only 2 trips u come see today ? grin
Done and dusted

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:07pm On Sep 15, 2018
brogxy:
Driving in Lagos is not easy.
1. � police will do you strong thing especially if you don't know most of the traffic laws.
2. Lastma.
3. CDS or CMD or what do they call those guys at Lagos island.
4. You can't rely to much on Google cos it may take you through a one way road at times.
You can make it but driving on Lagos roads is not for the faint hearted.
5. Commercial drivers are also there.
6. Those jalopy cars on mainland are also there when you are in the traffic congestion. But you won't have this problem on the island..
If he doesn't stay in Lagos, he should forget it, you need to be driving in Lagos b4, asin basic knowledge of the road.

Bros I will tell you the truth please no
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 2:15pm On Sep 15, 2018
Never will I take dis trip again, Artican or Santa Cruz beach is a no no for me now. Fμck
Came back from this horrible trip entered ajah for trip
Request entered.
Rider: Were are you?
Me : me that am still pissed over my last rubbish trip
Me: Me too asked him, were you ?
Rider: I requested a ride were re you
Me : okay you're d1 anyway am coming, by the way were re
we going to?
Rider: Eh you ve to come start the trip then I will tell you, because.
am not sure
Me: okay you're not ready then?
Rider: are you coming
Me: am not sure yet.



Waited 5min then cancelled. No joy.
Rider called back, why did you cancel,



Bros you're not ready.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:54pm On Sep 14, 2018
I must chop am, it's been long I ate bonus, time to drink my beer then sleep

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 10:01pm On Sep 14, 2018
slamstanlee:
yea true, that time i watched one live movie for forte oil admiralty way. Some guys bring 1k and bought 5k fuel. Com dey claim na 1k dem tell d attendant.. no be small drama as one very armed stanby mopol seize car.
Me just find trip to mainland after and close
You did not ask me, how I recognized you, anyway after ur accident pix, I took note, red corolla red interior grin grin grin will see you again someday
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:26pm On Sep 14, 2018
Went for taxify inspection yesterday,
one guy said his Camry big daddy, half tank takes him from Lagos to Onisha, was wondering if the Camry has corolla engine
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:18pm On Sep 13, 2018
jayooh:
Hmm, hustle over Brohuh
Request scarce no be my fault
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:16am On Sep 13, 2018
jayooh:
Mr Slamstanlee, we no deh see your brake light again. Na request dey rush you?
Saw him and his red Corolla at lekki phase 1 yesterday around 9-10am was about stopping to hail him, before request entered destination Ikeja, I just free baba go hustle tongue tongue tongue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:12am On Sep 13, 2018
sola12:
Hw much is it...? Has it been repaired before?
Repaired angrybros no be car, once it gets bad instead of me to repair I rather throwaway, it's in perfect condition, b3 still last long 6hrs
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:34pm On Sep 12, 2018
Apparently Etisalat network disappointed people today, that's why it's always good to ve alternative network in case of the unknown.
Still for sale unlocked mifi, work easy. For price Whatsapp 07037358162

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:06pm On Sep 12, 2018
Please @Mymotong please am begging you stop flooding this thread 1005 n 1006 was all advert please stop, at least advertise after 10 pages not each page, it's becoming annoying please
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:03pm On Sep 12, 2018
sesysmith:
Just report to uber the very particular trip uber will pay u and know how to retrieve the money from the rider
after a week, uber gave 48hrs to report any trip,
anyway she has taken another trip after that his trip n probably paid, if the driver reports she's going to deny not paying, she has done a fast one on him.
By the way if it was me, just tell her I have ur picture meet me on instablog, see the way she will sharply pay u ur money with extra self grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:35pm On Sep 09, 2018
Taxify needs to explain how dey dish out request,
I ve been waiting for request for the pass 20min, another driver came to join me, we started gistin not more than 5min request entered his phone, he told me bros we go see later, immediately the person cancelled sad we checked nd saw the person was going to Lekki, I told him to calm down it will enter again, 2min same request came back, me am still waiting for request shocked I done vex na to go house.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:26pm On Sep 09, 2018
Chai Taxify drivers everywhere, all my peak locations has now casted no more trip chasing abeg, I die here shocked shocked shocked na Ogun state remain make drivers go look for trips grin.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:50am On Sep 09, 2018
Oil worker driver, na dem dey rush am

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2018
Tgiirl:
Lol... We learn everyday bro... I don't know too many places now sote my head dey booth slowly now. I need to upgrade the memory space.

Hope u got there sha.

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[color=#990000]My brother I knew were it was, if only she said Ebeano I could ve grabbed easily
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:02pm On Sep 07, 2018
Just picked this funny rider.
Got the request didn't ask destination, picked her up started trip saw lekki phase 1, got to lekki 1

Me: madam please were at lekki 1 are we going to?

Madam: Oga take me to good hair

Me: Ah ah madam which one is good hair again

Madam: Oga just take me there

Me : ha Madam I don't know good hair

Madam: So you want to tell me as an Uber driver you don't know good hair

Me: Yes oh I don't know, am not a lady and I don't stay at the island

Madam: come how long ve you been on this business self

Me: I just joined yesterday

Madam: no wonder because all the Uber /Drivers knows good heir.

Please am a learner madam no vex grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2018
Tgiirl:
Story don change. I use to make 12k-15k net after all expenses. I was one of those posting regular 120k n above on this thread buh now, oga for the past 2 months now, If I hit 85k -90k a week I dey too happy cos its tough to achieve that. Many struggle to hit 45k -60k weekly, I don't do over night driving like some rugged drivers do.

Ask that driver if he does over night most times. 2ndly 5k daily a week means no rest for that driver cos he will need to work on Sundays too. And he request for a week leave once every 2months with no delivery to the owner. Last last, he will park the car at owners place for that week

As a owner self driver, 5k - 8k daily is sweet for me. I cant come and kill myself for myself lol...



Anyways, magodo, ikeja surge sweet today o. I had to top up my fuel with 1k to fill up the tank back after chopping 9k5 on 1.7x and 1.9x trips ...last trip 11:45am. Breaktime till 4pm
Maybe it's because of the no bonus this week some drivers have decided to take rainy day to rest, well me I decided to chase surge up n down
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez:
Tgiirl:
This week alone , I don burn 13k fuel, and commission still dey there o.

Like the roads are a bit free , back online
I thought I was the only one. grin GIG
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 1:18am On Sep 07, 2018
Gentlelife50:
Got a request 3 minutes away from where I was, almost there when the person cancelled. Fortunately for me I got the number before the rider cancelled.
I called him he started explaining how the last driver was saying he can't go to ikorudu this night and was also complaining that it is a card trip.
I just end the call immediately and go offline before I get his request again.
You are going to ikorodu from ikoyi this night and using card too.
Hmmmmmm u go sleep for ikoyi today.
grin grin
Chai no wonder Taxifier decided to hide our contacts, been wondering why, now I knw.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 7:17pm On Sep 06, 2018
taxiappguy:
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I hail thee shocked shocked shocked shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:07pm On Sep 05, 2018
By the way guys am selling this my unlocked Spectranet, meaning you can use any SIM on it. MTN4G AIRTEL4G SMILE4G GLO4G, selling because I 've got the unlocked SMILE4G I use personally. Hit me up if you're interested, entice ur rider by sharing ur wifi with them, they will love u more. grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:45am On Sep 05, 2018
Carshopper:
be careful what you wish for... cuz the zero fit start from beginning to the end cheesy
Something must start my own Zero even one is okay to start it. smiley
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:42am On Sep 05, 2018
Abeg Who get the number of this girl on health insurance ad by the down part of the thread, she has been looking at me since, now am interested in the bres sorry health grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:37am On Sep 05, 2018
starlek:

Happy birthday bro. More Zeros to your account balance.
Amen bro, so much zeros that will make dangote ask who is this black man, wetin that Victor Ad talk for that part of the song self grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 11:31am On Sep 05, 2018
jayooh:
Oga u can threaten us cos you're in festac oh. E go do u film trick.
Calm down no be threat, as today is my birthday am not working, just gonna stay online read comments laugh n laugh hard then drink beer with friends, you can come too.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:04am On Sep 05, 2018
julietromeo:
Happy birthday bro. Long live n prosperity.
Amen senior boss
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 9:03am On Sep 05, 2018
neezar:
ifyeez happy birthday Bro

I've been a silent reader of this thread.....U ve really inspired me

Hoping to join u my bosses soon wink
So you're one of the 1001 people observing our thread n comments.
Thanks and also you're welcome grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 8:58am On Sep 05, 2018
Tgiirl:
Happy birthday my bro


Where d venue make I drive down come take trophy grin
Sure enter Festac give me a call. 07037358162
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 12:45am On Sep 05, 2018
Today is my birthday. smiley

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