ofime123:
Guys be smart always and learn from my experience today
I mistakenly beat the traffic light without knowing towards isheri road next thing I saw was lastma police and the rest in my front for my mind I don hear am today. And I carry one woman behind me.
Police oga wind down
Me: I wind down
Lastma: all this Uber driver una own don too much lol
Me: what do u mean by Uber driver
Police: so u are too big to obey traffic law
Me: officer am very sorry I didn't notice it and immediately I notice I rivers
Police:are u Uber driver?
Me: no am not
Police: who is she sitting behind u?
Me: that's my lovely wife and she's pregnant lol
Police: oya go always watch properly.
Me thank u sir.
Lesson don't always kill the light in your phone screen that way dey can't know if u are Uber driver.

Next thing my rider boust laff say this guy u are smart

Epphy:
Are drivers on strike this morning in Festac or they already took trips to Island?

You no see rain ni

carixma:



To maintain car no easy bros with this peanut we earn nowadays. I Changed 2 shocks of toyota Camry at 65k each, totalling 120k few months ago, The money I earned for 2 months. You won't blame drivers whose shocks are bad. Blame it on d fare. It is insanely too low to actually take good care of your car with this current fare. Me wey no dey reject trips to bad places. Now I don dey do am to keep my car healthy and to last long. Now I understood why them likes of ifyeez and co reject trips to bad areas. It doesn't pay to earn money and spend all your hard earned money on repairs. It's like someone is back to square one

You never start self

chucsmoore:
Seriously? . No wonder I was getting back to back trips through out last week, abeg make una continue with strike. . Aluta Continua.

Trsrrs:
Please who dey use big daddy 2004 ,what's your fuel economy like ? E be like this my car dey use style injure me for fuel matter o,please how much do you spend on fuel weekly ? Fellow users Thanks

brogxy:

I would like to let you know that drivers have been psyched up, believing that rating a rider matters.
If it matters, why is this rider still on the platform?

slamstanlee:
This is the biggest Learner's plate i have seen

slamstanlee:
You see am now... why this thing no dey come Nigerian mbok?

Google 2018 Accord, still way more beautiful than Toyota Camry.
Honda is damn beautiful

slamstanlee:
This honda accord and the names we called them in nigeria...
Last ones i heard: discussion continues then evil spirit.
These latest ones no come get names ni?

eherbal:
I'm presently at Troy,Oriental. Anyone around?

MoonlightDrive:


U should have called the rider to tell her you are cancelling. Since you are the one who accepted her ride request

eherbal:
your fuel gauge.......... Yellow

I think say na only me notice,
anyway it's normal thing for drivers, especially when you're getting back to back

KakiP:
Is it just me or is the new Taxify/Bolt update missing the set destination option?

chucsmoore:
Yankee Uber sweet. . Benz or nothing.

Uber Nigeria expect drivers to keep same standard.
That Yankee number called me to ask why I haven't been driving for a while now.

pope191:


Bros how u take know say salt no deh soup

Anybody that is looking for wife should start going to church and wedding

Any Uber/Taxify man that hasn't been to that place, is not an Uber man .
Request sure for there

eherbal:
Taxify is now known as BOLT. take note and update your app accordingly .good morning. Have a traffic free day and successful week

alstarmayo:
Wumego crescent, off Christ avenue, lekki phase 1

Home of olosho, you don't mean well for Frank

slamstanlee:
those vulcanizer just go do meeting and change d price overnight. Used to be 500 for one patch and 100 to put air. Now its 700 and 200 respectively. The thing dey vex me gan.

Every other organizations is increasing money, Uber/Taxify is reducing drivers fare to please riders.

Mjosh1000:
I am currently at Ikeja scared to enter airport, and where m currently parked I have 6 other inmate with me, this place use to be my safe haven b4, now its casted

6 inmates

Epphy:
Seems biz has picked up a bit. Hope things get better before the state level elections come up.

Picked ke, let's see ur today's earning

nitigriti:
BillGoldberg and eherbal should meet me at WhiteHouse, opposite Ozone at Sabo by 7:00pm tonight. I will buy you guys food, and beer; and then you guys will make up. And I'm serious.
My number is 09090622336.

As work no dey, na to join oh, for the free beer

franksam2009:
oga trust me if your father hustled one bit you wouldn't have been this fraustrated and evil in life, with this your mindset you will end up being fraustrated throughout your lifetime, I wonder the kind of person who will call this idiot his friend, you are a madman who will never have any good thing in mind for his fellow human being,. Your wretchedness have filled your mind and thoughts with negativity and evil,. Bastard

You done buy market .
About to get interesting again

chucsmoore:
The election was fantastically rigged. Next level of hardship. People who voted d idiot should prepare themselves. As for me yankee Visa is loading soon.

chucsmoore:
Na so bro. Meanwhile I stumbled on these pics on net this evening. How Taxify grew from 3 bedroom office at Admiralty Lekki to massive bigger office inspires me alot. I commend Uche, Femi, Nonso and so on. Those guys are motivational factor.

curryANDtyme:
Hello house, just to seek ur opinions... Since I finished nysc and I'm not employed yet.. My Uncle said instead of sitting at home, that he can give me his Toyota Camry '05 (which is not faulty, it's just his second car and just parked at home) to use for ehailing but I will be remitting 45k monthly (not weekly oo) since i'm family... I want to ask, with the way market is... Can I deliver 45k monthly (11k weekly) and still have something reasonable to myself?... Please your advices will be highly appreciated

mistadayo:
Please is taxify cover compulsory before I get requests.. I just signed up on taxify today and they are asking for 4000.

Cutthbert:


Although like the saying always goes "It's easier said than done" I have no doubt u have a Golden heart. People like u are very rare to come by. I think It's safe to say I'm your Replica. You are a rare Gem. May Almighty God continue to elevate u to greater heights and bless u abundantly.

Now we have a pastor in the house.

Maax23:
Anuofia Ki bu, otondo gbu Kwa gu dia. Ikere apenta.