₦airaland Forum

gaby:
Bloggers are insane. The Nigerian ones especially. Four cars and the pix is of two cars with different picture angles divided into four.

Animals with thier headache-inducing English.

Even Oshodi oke conductors are all bloggers these days..

God will bless you.i've been looking to find just 1 person with sense to figure this out...no single person...until u came tru.

Thank You DIDIER YVES TEBILY DROGBA...You will always have a place in my heart...I named my first son after you!!!

But u can do it for free with a girl...we understand u jor.

So our brothers still get Aba-made Olamide!!!

A royal member finally had to come down to West Aftica to see if there is anything of worth left to loot and if to check out how soft is the ground for them to recolonize us.

The world spends billions on weapons and can't find food for the starving tummies.if we spend half of what we spend on wars trying to find peace,the world would be a paradise to live in by now.

sinaj:
Na this kind wedding I dey like go.

Will just dance shoki and Ganduje small money for tfare

Lmfao...the 'Ganduje' "killed my life"!!!

Earthbound:
Scanty shoe closet. Why do people feel the need for people to peek into their private lives only to get roasted?

Someone doesn't have to show you a full closet if they decide to show their closet.it means they are real...not showing off what they don't have,not trying to be Khalid or Rozay...you can even post your 2 slippers and one church shoes,sensible people won't bat an eyelid...you are just being yourself...which is great.

Hotfreezer:
RIP to Nonso, may God receive your soul.

U made rhimes whiteout even knowing.

Firstly,the 'man' (or shd I jst call him the groom) kinda look like Wesley Snipes...the lanister version of Snipes...
Secondly,he is most likely the richest person in the whole of their Zimbabwean village...
And then,the "bride's" father must have taken a loan from Short Wesley Snipes and when he couldn't pay back,his pretty daughter had to marry rich,short Wesley Snipes to offset the loan...
And lastly,even Rich Short Wesley Snipes will definitely know there would be a young fella somewhere servicing his new wife...but then,I hear short people dey get juju,so that young fella need to be very careful...
That is just what I think Sha.

post=72090725:
smh.
Look at this tin calling someone a psycho!!
You better start by pitying your crooked and weird lifestyle!

U mean his meaningless life full of hatred and senseless talks?

OneCorner:
No be good life u dey live if u neva buy car oo
People wey no reach u don get car sef.
Get a life... ur just like a failure if u neva but car at ur age

You talked like a 7 year old kid.so,car is an achievement and a sign of 'living a good life'
And anyone who doesn't have one is not successful and not living a good life?oga,u urgently need to service not your car,but your brain.

Stylishly selling off our national heritages right in front of our eyes...

Wonderful write-up...great work!!!

Could just be some young kids trying to play,or some journalist making secret recordings for an article,but it tends more to be harmless young kids just playing with a drone which they might have made themselves or bought just for fun.

Lol...see format! Nigeria we hail they!!!

INEC has been compromised.its obvious they are on the side of APC...zip just want to know if it's possible for a foreign body to organize and conduct our general elections in 2019,cos that is the only way free and fair election would be guaranteed,that is the only way the voice of the people will surely count!

More like APC is saying " let's take a few more days to re-strategize on how to rig this thing more convincingly...we can also buy off Omisore who will i turn sell his people's votes to us in those areas and let's make PDP waste more money before declaring them loser on the 27th"
So INEC mean to tell us that Osun people still turned out this much to vote for APC after all they went through under Aregbe for 7 years!
There can never be free and fear elections in Nigeria as long as these heartless APC remain in government.

Princeofnigeria:
before this year ends you'll be a victim of kidnapping and ritualist.

Since you don't have courtesy to be happy with this girl God almighty saved from the evil ones.


Unless you ask for forgiveness


If this doesn't happen to you know I'm not a Man of God

Lmao!!!

If they were that important in the first place,
Once wouldn't have left their name out
If they were that important in the first place,
Their members would have made a big scene out of these at their various poling wards yesterday
If they were that important in the first place,most of us wouldn't be hearing about the party for the first time through this post.
Gerarahia my friend!

Lastpharoah33:
This ikeji and baby j thing.. .. Way too mundane

You mean a MULSANNE for a MUNDANE reason sound so INSANE?...lmao!

[quote author=Xaos post=71360099]It'll take the baby :

– 8mnths to crawl
– 1yr to walk
– 3 yrs to spell the word car.
– 5 yrs to know what it's really meant for!
– 18yrs to be liable to drive & own his driving licence.

In 18yrs time, cars like this will be past glory.

You have sense,it's so uncommon around here...Infact,I respect your intelligence!!!���

Nigerians! You mean no one is wise enough to see the humor in that post

Lmao...am I the only one seeing B-red sidelined beside his own daddy

At this rate,I think only Buhari and Oshiomole would remain in APC by January 2019....I'm not even sure Aisha Buhari has not decamped too...lol

The rate at which everybody is dumping APC,I won't be surprised if by tomorrow to hear that Osinbanjo has decamped too...lol

kolafolabi:
Correct guy..I pray we see more of him.

Just pray he gets more security conscious...pray they don't kill him.

[quote author=Kira290 post=71217788] Mumu..probably can't win a hot white chick
So he settled for less .
See as she be sef..
Bag of beans.

Take your time to fix your life and stop being bitter towards people who don't even knw u exist...you can't have a good life by being angry each time you see people living the life you so much wish you have.accept my condolences and fix up your life!

Buhari's Government and lies!!! This is just a propaganda to support the lie that the government paid nothing for the release of the Dapchi girls.
A particular paragraph in the news talks about how Mamman Nur's foot soldiers were annoyed by the "unconditional release of over 100 girls"....
Dear Buhari,Nigerians want Boko haram defeated for real,not through lies and propaganda...too many innocent lives have been lost already.Nigerians are wiser than this.

itiswellandwell:
Even if it's now, he will be arrested. USA is no respecter of status. A country where things work. God bless America. God revive Nigeria.

Don't be deceived by all you see.America is not innocent of corruption,they only do a good work in projecting that image of perfection to the outside world...Don't base your decision and conviction on their "God's own country" slogan!God bless America,Gpd bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

IYANGBALI:
No wonder to travel by air is very expenses. Only reach people like us can avoid to travel by air

REACH PEOPLE!!!

I guess he was once a mechanic before getting the "call" and he was just reminiscing on his mechanic days.