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pocohantas:
Almost like you are already having a heart attack.

And that is exactly what your final moments will look like. A lot of struggle, but it just wouldn't help.

Woe betide you.
You jobless and senseless whóre and attention whóre sick head.

E don tey...


Blame it on all those greedy lecturers that takes gullible students in for many unaccredited courses in many government institutions.


They charge them exorbitant amounts with many fake promises and hope. It's only when these students are about to graduate that their eyes open to reality.
That they can't go for service and their certificate is unrecognized. They are hence forced to also connive with fake and/or corrupt nysc staff to do service runs for them again...

electroTech:
I feel lonely when around people than when alone. Having to live together with someone forever scares the sh!tt outta me. If my future wife would be living on her own and be coming to visit once in a while, then I'll consider getting married someday.

I love kids too but I don't dream of having one. The thought of bringing innocent souls to experience this short and painful existence is still a nightmare I can't afford to bring into reality.

I pity married folks than I envy them. In fact, this whole marriage sh!tt is just overrated

Don't be silly and insensitive...
You are existing because a marriage or coupling worked out, be grateful for that!

pocohantas:
1. Losing my spouse or a child.
2. What I will do to my husband if he cheats.

Note, I am not scared of him cheating. Just the repercussions he would face.

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Any other thing I didn't write are things he would be smart enough to figure out. I don't like to talk too much, especially when dealing with adults.

You'll be cheated upon repeatedly and NOTHING will ever happen...

DCmonster:
Igbo amaka! Afonja amaka! Congrats to him.

Osu Amaka
Yoruba Amaka

Fixed.

Marvieduke:
Just buy Keke at least you are sure of your daily pay

Terrible advice...

SultanOfAbia:
FTC!!!
Like for Afonja PUNA,
Share for Igbo PUNA..

OSU puna

And she's even beautiful...
The future is bright...

tgen01:
more pictures of our beautiful lhasa apso puppies.
I call her "brown" wanted to call her "jumper" initially because she is too active and jumps all around. Very playful and happy puppy! She could be yours, call: 08066151226

10k

anuofGod:
The chemical hazards and psycological effects are terrifying.

No, thanks.

You can not do anything then
You're not ready

anuofGod:
Please help me push to front page.

Please i need a job.
I am a fresh graduate of LAUTECH, i studied marketing.
My statement of result is not yet out because i just graduated last two months.

Please, i will do any job i'm offered, as long as it isn't prostitution and stealing.
I'm dedicated and i'll put all my best in the job.
Please, any kind of job, i'm ready for relocation if the job is not nearby, even if its house help work, i will do it.

Thanks.

Can you work in mortuary?
Can you do makeup for dead people?

Useless people

This is one of the Osun stunt APC wants to pull.

Nigerians are not ready for change.

holaxi:
My girlfriend and I have being together for almost three years now. We've had all the moments the good ,the bad and the ugly.

But recently she met a guy who asked her out, she refused his advances but the guy and her spend so much time on calls and chatting which I don't really like.

I've talked to her so many times about it but if she listens for a week the next week they are back in business.

Last week we were chatting and she just went offline I tried calling her to know what's up only for her number to be busy for like 20 mins. When she came back online and I told her she said she wasn't on call with anyone.

When I probed her further she said she wanted a two weeks break that I complain too much and I don't trust her.

I apologized to her so peace could reign but since then I've started losing interest in her.

Leave her alone for your own good... She's not into you anymore...

EFULEFU1:
I am planning to marry her. We Have courted for one year.

I have caught her stealing my money twice but in all cases, she wept, knelt and begged me, saying it is the spirit of succubus and incubus that makes her do that.

I forgave her because I am mad over this girl. I so love her.

Now I caught her via her phone chats, that she has been deleting her chats with a guy she claims is her classmate. After not talking to her for two days, she wept and knelt to beg me, confessing that, the guy has proposed to her and that the spirits of succubus and incubus made her delete the chats.

She says I should take her to a prophet for deliverance.

I so love her

Please what do you advise?

Thanks

The prophet part caught me crackling
Nigga, you're dating a serial liar and a cheat... Think before you leap..

babyfaceafrica:
Lagos can do better

Wetin Abia, Enugu, imo and Anambra don do?

Chai


Car don exchange like 5 hands already and some 419 go still fit claim toks, 1st body, Blablabla
9ja don suffer, A COUNTRY where a middle class citizen cannot afford a brand new car even after 5-10 years of savings

nel4k:
Hello Gents,

I have a 2007 Toyota Camry at Tin can Island, Lagos for sale and its going for 1.7m without custom duty.

Interested buyer WhatsApp, 08068372139 or call 08158215014.

Thank you

For damage motor still?
Wake up!

I'll tell you after I buy the brand new one for 22k on jumia black Friday

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tillaman:
This is so beautiful, never knew Bonny island is this fab, it’s a glorious sight to behold,
I use to think most places in Rivers state are inhabited by violent people until I visited PH and that changed my mindset about the great Rivers state, Anytime I see a news on the state it’s always either Cultists clash, jungle justice(ALUUminatis) or armed robbery
Only for me to visit their and find out those mostly happen in their villages!

Kudos OP

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Suck it up!
I'm not buying your lies

Weyrey

DOCTOR SHOULD SHUT THE FVCK UP


EVEN AT 93, MY GRANPA STILL USES IT AND HE HEARS WELL

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE...............

WOE BETIDE THE GOVT FOR LEAVING OUR GUTTERS OPENED LIKE THIS

itspzpics:
Awww



See Some Sexy Photos of Yvonne Jegede exposing breasst in Sexy Revealing outfit => HERE
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SHAME ON U

JOBLESS WOMAN BEAN AND NONSENSE

THE BABY DON FINE


UGLY B4...................

JBoss25:
you're a bloody fool, you're not worth my time.

D0LT
GO FVCK YOURSELF I SAID

AJIMOBI will live to regret for the rest of his miserable life.
He is the worst governor OYO ever had.
I'M happy he was booted out in shame.
Even as I supported APC mostly in the elections, I'M very happy that PDP won in OYO.


The constituted authority fool has now been relegated.
Very rude and arrogant bastard.

lol


ISSOKAY



It's all the same game. Afterall, they give amnesties to thieves and MILITANTS too. One is currently running his masters program in my department. The guy na big noise maker.