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OrangeDream:
For the first time in my life, i felt violated by my own bathroom when her friend (the longest period in the world) paid her a visit.


She carries bushy hair around in the house like my grandmum and spit around too.


I don't even think my roof will survive our 5th anniversary cos that woman will snore it down very soon.



Worst, how can i forget how she took meat from our pot, suck the soup and threw the meat back inside the pot?.


I don't know whether to call this PREDICAMENT, PROBLEM OR PALAVA?

You're in real big trouble ma nìgga

NaijaMutant:
I would have loved to share my experience but....

... You're on your own.

newsynews:
A Kuwait Islamic preacher, Mubarak al-Bathali has slammed Egyptian Liverpool player, Mohamed Salah, who got injured during the 2017/2018 UEFA Champions League final against Spanish giants, Real Madrid. Salah got himself injured during a tussle for the ball with Sergio Ramos leading to him sustaining a shoulder injury which ended his game in Kyiv.

Reacting to the incident, Mubarak al-Bathali claims Mohamed Salah suffered the blow due to him breaking his fast.

Muslim’s are allowed to break their fast for travel purposes, but the Kuwaiti preacher believes the highly rated player didn’t break his fast because of the journey from England to Ukraine but because of the match itself. He further claimed that ‘God punished him’ for eating before the match during Ramadan.

Mubarak al-Bathali wrote on Twitter:

“God punished him,”

“Unfortunately, [he will] bear the burden.

“Do not think the Muslim believes that life is managed by reason and effort, but life is the hand of God comes to whom he will, whether hard or not diligent.

“Perhaps the injury is good for you.

“Do not grieve, the door of repentance is open”.

The preacher also advised the player to consider his injury as a lesson and a reminder that everything happens by God’s will. “Preachers who said it is acceptable for him to break his fast have also permitted other things”, he said.

He also added that the star who is highly sorted by Real Madrid is considered an ambassador for Muslims who has changed the image of Muslims in the West. He also praised him for his other habits such as walking away when his teammates drink alcohol.

https://www.wotzup.ng/god-punished-mohamed-salah-fast/

cc lalasticlala

mumu man

IsaAbubakar:
why are you cursing your brother

mynd4 lalasticlaIa seu.n
rule 2

cc: frustration and joblessness

adecz:


Boko haram,
What are you doing on social media?


Take your suicide belt,
walk into Sambisa forest & press the button..

Crase man..

Frustrated Osu
You need a job

adecz:
Muslims & shallow grave sha......

All the millions,
All the cars,
All the houses
All the certificates
All the wives
All the children
All the connections,

This is where it finally ends..
3 feet under.....

RIP to the departed.

keep quiet

Anigreat:






Strong manhood he got


the man really fucck for Africa.

He came


He saw

He fvcked

The tv bl0wjob girl


Where is TTT (Lienus mba) sef

Gerarahier mehn

And this is news?

hmmm


How can married women cheat?


How can a sane man sleep with a married woman with kids

girls


evillllllllllllll

CaptJeffry:
"The Sultan, who doubles as President General of the JNI with its headquarters in Kaduna, warned against taking Nigerian Muslims for granted by denigrating the Islamic community."

This Sultan is more idiotic than I had thought. He may as well be sponsoring those terr0rists, who knows.

shut uppp

ZombiePUNISHER:
See this hungry man size calling his cone head a nightmare.....

Wonders shall never cease

*singing
Zombie oh zombie
Joblessness of Joblessness
Frustration oh Frustration
OSU oh OSU

reckless old man





CLEARANCE SHOT IT

mama and pikin


see funny resemblance

seguno2:
Those who rule over you aka authorities is the government. Hence Jesus Christ said give unto Caesar (government) what is Caesar’s and (then/thereafter) unto God what is God’s.
There is no where in the New Testament saying that people should follow pastors blindly. Rather you are supposed to test whatever they say with what the Bible says like the commended Bereans did.
Meanwhile please explain how and why you changed fulfill to mean not to condemn?
Thanks.

If you need more understanding, I'll advise you go for English language.

Just as expected

seguno2:
That was the God of Israel in the Old Testament.
In the New Testament, everyone is a priest of God.
I dare you to pull up a similar quote to your Deuteronomy from the New Testament if you are not a scammer and charlatan like the gods of men who call themselves pastors.

The usual hypocrisy card that is pulled.

I thought Jesus said that he didn't come to condemn the laws (old testament) rather, he came to fulfill them.

Well, you asked for it, NOW TAKE IT! and judge yourself.



Romans 13 New International Reader's Version (NIRV)

Obey Those in Authority
13 All of you must obey those who rule over you. There are no authorities except the ones God has chosen. Those who now rule have been chosen by God. 2 So whoever opposes the authorities opposes leaders whom God has appointed. Those who do that will be judged.

Don't be surprised, that money will be contributed in no time.

They must never disobey.

The bible has condemned the disobedient ones


Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests


Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

goldbim:
Yinmu all the women you have dated can't be lying about the same thing.the only image you need to protect is to man up and make amends where necessary else it'll seem like your philanthropic acts are just to cover up..no smoke without fire

But tonto dikeh was we worse
Loose
Lousy
Violent

post=68017265:
You just don't have an idea what happens in the head of some ladies actually

Fish brain indeed

kanubiafra:
BANZA BAKWAI

Osu alusi

What does this girl do for a living now?

See how she use IRON bra take squeeze all the small meat wey dey her chest up. Chest wey nothing dey der b4

GraGra247:
I've always known Churchill is innocent. All these Tonto Dike sponsored emissaries can only decieve those that can't see.

Don't mind the stupìd evil bìtch

That girl is a mistake of a wife.

Troublesome
Lousy
Loose
Always beating and cursing her mother in-law then

To make matters worse, Churchill realised that he married a loose chronic WH0RE.
Thank God Churchill discarded her.

I'LL RATHER MARRY A DECENT VILLAGE GIRL THAN A BEAUTIFUL "EXPOSED" SLÙT.

The fool should be arrested.


Nonsense

They just love deceiving themselves.


Still waiting of a video of an amputee prayed for and healed...

Meanwhile,
We investigate well, that pastor may be sleeping with that woman. Most women sleep with their pastor...
This could be a MURDER case.

OrestesDante:



☣ ☠


∆ Dudes be clicking the pictures with play ▶ icon but no result ∆


☣ ☠

Been pressing that shìt since yesterday without success
I think it my stupìd glo network
Please who has successfully played it.

kimbraa:
Obviously the man is responsible for the lady's pregnancy, not her husband. Now, what's the point in taking a video of them?

For good piece of evidence for the future.
I love what he did.

mrdashing10:
You're getting it wrong. I'm not arguing with you

You're confused

kanubiafra:
Banza Bakwai

Osu

nextstep:
As do thousands of celibate pastors and nuns who have chosen not to "go forth and multiply", in accordance to God's will

Of course, rather than replying with some wit, you'll make some veiled (or overt) reference to me being gay or some such rubbish

You're on ya own and I have said my own.

mrdashing10:
One thing is reading. Another is understanding.
Jesus tasked us to bring unbelievers close and love them. Read all you typed; all talks bou God's judgement on sinners, Christians are not to!

Keep fooling yourself.
You cannot win this argument till eternity because your bible remains the most cruel and senseless piece of religious story book.

It's filled with so many errors, mistakes, irregularities, confusion, cruelty and absurdities.
To make your matter worse, Jesus said he came to fulfill all that is written.
Shame!

The logs will forever remain in you people's eyes.